I want to bang the shit out of my boss

[Auto Donk]

i offered to have this babe go to vegas wth my wife and I next week on us, only thing she'd have to do to go is agree to sleep with "ebe", uh, i mean, uh, "JJ Gold"............ she's game, even after having seen JJ's photos/videos...... (she says she enjoys fukking the shit out of some guy who knows she's way out of his league; she gets off to that -- what can I say..... she's a f'n freak.... that's why my wife and I keep her around for fun):

[Ebe]

Guys there may be some hope yet.

The other yet I was rude to her in front of the whole office and she asked me to in for a meeting, she wasnt very happy.

She then asked me "Do you not like me"?

[GoneInsane]

Bone away

Bang her, why not? Then ask her for a raise. I boned like 4 girls at my job.

[Ebe]

I would love to. I just get mixed signals from her and am not good at reading her at all.

Also the other day I overheard her talking to another co worker about going on a date and how excited she was and my heart literally sank.

[Ebe]

If there wasnt some attraction there then she wouldnt have asked me if I dont like her, would she?

[Auto Donk]

at this point, jj/ebe, i have to level with you...... you're a fuckin' loser

go to vietnam, hire the guy with cool shaved-side of the head haircut and get him to do what he does best............. you're f'n hopeless...... he has experience and will come out of retirement to put you out of your own misery........

[Ebe]

LOL Im a loser sure.

I dominate at my job, I just bought a house, I own 3 cars, Ive won 16of the last 17 trips to the casino, I just cashed out from Bovada but Im a loser because some trolling online disgruntled schmuk said so.

Sure, seems reasonable to me.

[ADR51]

Wow!! Great comeback!!!
How old are you? 12?

[Auto Donk]

but his short kahk and inability to close the easiest of women apparently throwing themselves at him renders his 16-17 winning casino trips, 3 cars, his Blowvada cashout, and his house hallow.............

[ADR51]

[DLocenots]

but his short kahk and inability to close the easiest of women apparently throwing themselves at him renders his 16-17 winning casino trips, 3 cars, his Blowvada cashout, and his house hallow.............

Auto Donk,

We need more pics of the babe going to Vegas with you.

[Auto Donk]

i caught a lot of flack for the one awesome photo i posted of her....... she's my baby, and better than all the other photos i've posted by far..........

[ASAP Potato]

wow crazy situation Ebe. tell us theres a hapy ending and your goin out with her soon?

[Ebe]

She fired me a few weeks ago boys

[Ebe]

Its been the worst couple weeks of my life

Heartbroken

[TheMoneyShot]

Now it's 9 pages of NOTHING!!!!

[Ebe]

Tempted to post a pic of her

[TheMoneyShot]

Tempted to post a pic of her

You should of just took 8-10 photos from a porn site and posted them like Pavy did years back.

At least you would of got some excitement in this 9 PAGE OF NOTHING thread!

[Ebe]

JFC settle down

Rough times right now

[gauchojake]

unreal

ebe you should have fukked her pal

[TwoWays]

Eber unreal! You coulda banged half of Oakland by now. If u believe in reincarnation I'm afraid u may be reborn as a gal. Sorry pal

[JMobile]

Tempted to post a pic of her

Join Date: 02-20-15

[BrickJames]

Ebe, why did you get fired?

[Auto Donk]

give his "success" with women, he should just go "bruce jenner" and lop his f'n junk off......... it obviously serves no purpose.....

[Bandit]

Best part of almost 9 pages of trash is Donks friend. I think I'm in love.

[In The Money]

Tempted to post a pic of her

you're already fired might as well post them now?
Maybe she comes on here and never knew it was you talking about her and you two fall in love and ride off into the sunset.

[Buckandadime]

Best part of almost 9 pages of trash is Donks friend. I think I'm in love.

[Ebe]

Ebe, why did you get fired?

long story man

Its been the most brutal few weeks of my life though

Penetrate me

[Sacamano]

This is so funny and disturbing at the same time especially the part when he was feeding her some cheesy appetizer

[Ebe]

This is so funny and disturbing at the same time especially the part when he was feeding her some cheesy appetizer

[astrobloke]

wow this thread escalated fast!!! going to get some soda and popcorn!

[Bosseman22]

post pics!!! I read the whole thing and I know nothing about this chick(dude?) wtf I want to bang plenty of chicks I see, do I need a thread for each one? And your devastated? She's(He's) probably a total bitch anyway. Get over it! Plenty of ass to be had

[Ebe]

Im starting to feel like Im getting a little better every day, finally.

[konck]

She fired me a few weeks ago boys

Ok cool now post all the pictures you have of this crunt or It never happened

[Smoke]

He fooled you all