I want to bang the shit out of my boss

[pavyracer]

Ebe can you maintain an erection for more than 5 seconds?

[Ebe]

Yes

[boomer62]

Use your MIND AND THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK. Begin with the end in mind. You are the captain of the ship and need to look forward DUMB ASS. And learn from mistakes, REEVALUATE, start a QUALITY CHAPTER!
i'll take my tip for my ADVICE

[Ebe]

Boomer this is good advice

Continue giving quality rhymes and I will pay your pet

[boomer62]

Yeah well I'm a pretty HIP guy with a good heart

[Ebe]

Boomer continue giving advices

I am in love with my boss and have reason to believe she may like me

How should I proceed

[boomer62]

You just don't seem to get it, END THE THING DUMB ASS! Or you will continue to cause your own problems JJ

[Ebe]

[boomer62]

Stop! or then you quit or get WRITTEN UP or fired. Kind of the future, or you live happily ever after, which we doubt.

[Ebe]

I want my dick in her ass where it belongs

[boomer62]

JJ, ever walk a dog on a leash? But you choked the motherfuker

[Ebe]

Boomer I dont think you are very bright

[boomer62]

So you disagree with my advice? And I'm not bright? What do the boys think?

[TheMoneyShot]

This is officially the stupidest thread ever at SBR.

How something this dumb can go 7 pages? Wow.

[YorkHunt]

Would you say your boss can grow a mustache in days?

[Ebe]

MoneyShot why you acting like such a little penetrate

This thread is epic

Today she made it pretty clear theres not much sexual interest at all if any

[Ebe]

Her legs are so sexy

I would kill to have her spread them in front of me while I pound her

[sourtwist]

who is this clown

reminds me of someone

[Ebe]

I would like to shove it into one of her crevices, I aint gonna lie

Not sure what my best avenue to make that happen is

She has 3 holes

I would like to shove it into any of them

[recon1]

I would like to shove it into one of her crevices, I aint gonna lie

Not sure what my best avenue to make that happen is

She has 3 holes

I would like to shove it into any of them

I've seen this hundreds of times the way you talk and what not and it usually ends in three things

1. Rape

2. Prison

3. Then you being raped while in prison.

[Ebe]

I would never rape her or anyone

Think of the sexiest legs on a girl youve ever seen in your life, multiply the sexiness by 10 and imagine working with her in an office where she loves to show them for years

[Ebe]

Tired of being tortured

If I ever do penetrate her I will probably shoot a load in like 3 seconds

[Ebe]

Shes been being kind of a bitch lately though

Its time for me to just ignore her and pay no attention to her

[boomer62]

You are a weak link

[Ebe]

Your entire ancestry is disgraceful

[TiredPro]

I would never rape her or anyone

Think of the sexiest legs on a girl youve ever seen in your life, multiply the sexiness by 10 and imagine working with her in an office where she loves to show them for years

Never seen a manager at Burger King wearing a skirt.

[Auto Donk]

Her legs are so sexy

I would kill to have her spread them in front of me while I pound her

good thing that fantasy is better than reality....

and i will go on record as saying every living being on this planet is very safe from being murdered by you, as she WILL NEVER be spreading her legs in front of you

[Auto Donk]

Would that improve my chances of getting to bury my face into her pussy and ass

my money is on you NOT burying anything in her, but rather you rubbing your eyes furiously in pain after she hits you with a direct blast of mace

now go f'n jerk off, and pray that I let this b.s. slide when I see you in a couple of weeks

[Ebe]

Never seen a manager at Burger King wearing a skirt.

good thing that fantasy is better than reality....

and i will go on record as saying every living being on this planet is very safe from being murdered by you, as she WILL NEVER be spreading her legs in front of you

my money is on you NOT burying anything in her, but rather you rubbing your eyes furiously in pain after she hits you with a direct blast of mace

now go f'n jerk off, and pray that I let this b.s. slide when I see you in a couple of weeks

[Thor4140]

i would say saloon this shit but we are already here. SBR needs another category where it would be the final destination and gone for good

[TasalTime]

The job is going to last longer than you banging her. And with more satisfaction guaranteed.

...and that was the most reasonable answer even if this OP is fake. Seriously no reason for there to be 7 pages of this. >.>

[ki dice]

still no picture wonder why

[Fidel_CashFlow]

kinda wantin to fukk his boss myself now

[Auto Donk]

alright alright alright

(read that again with mcconahay voice over)

he finally sent me the photo of his fine young lass......

he got it off her myspace profile, so it's in the public domain.....

personally, I'd have to pass, but I think she's a perfect match for him.............

thanks, ebb, for trusting me, and good f'n luck!!!!



he was right about her..... she's got some leggs.............. tho in my personal opinion, she could possibly stand to lose a few pounds in the midsection.... (in the hundreds)

[boomer62]

Cartoon characters, much rather watch SPONGEBOB, how's the misses Donk lol