I want to bang the shit out of my boss

Ebe · 02-24-15, 10:22 PM

Guys I need to come up with a way to get this girl

Ebe · 02-24-15, 10:24 PM

I just bought a house

She knows about it

What if I buy a really expensive car too, I think I heard her talking to her friend once saying she likes trucks

Would that improve my chances of getting to bury my face into her pussy and ass

MoMoneyMoVaughn · 02-24-15, 10:24 PM

JJ enough of this.

Ebe · 02-24-15, 10:25 PM

Enough is enough when my face is completely buried into her ass and shes moaning

Then I will slamfuck her bent over a desk

boomer62 · 02-24-15, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

JJ enough of this.

Lol, it's like I can see his face on his video talking like this, and even funnier is people give him advice. NASH said it best, kill the character. But , like Seaweed's character, he got over 2000k views.

boomer62 · 02-24-15, 10:37 PM

Originally posted by Ebe

Enough is enough when my face is completely buried into her ass and shes moaning

Then I will slamfuck her bent over a desk

Yes, make a video like your 40 yard dash taking a WHOLE 5 FUKING SECONDS !! You stud, LOL

Ebe · 02-24-15, 10:38 PM

God I would love to shove slide it right into that shaved pussy

Ebe · 02-24-15, 10:45 PM

Guys the crazy thing is she is honestly not even that pretty

Nice body though for sure

Way better looking women out there and I am stuck on this one

She has an enormous nose and her disposition is kind of bitchy

Just unreal

Ebe · 02-24-15, 10:46 PM

Arent there some weird psychological tactics I can utilize to rape her mind or whatever

Proved psychological seduction methods that are known to brainwash women into soaking that pussy wetter than an ocean

stevenash · 02-24-15, 10:56 PM

JJ
The IP addresses match.

It's over Corbin.

I have the software, it took 45 minutes to confirm.

Ebe · 02-24-15, 10:57 PM

False

Nash why you gotta come in here and lie and accuse us like this

You cannot intimidate us

Auto Donk · 02-24-15, 11:16 PM

i agree, by now she's fukking someone who actually has a set of balls, you fckin' miserable no getting laid pusssy..............

total fckin' fraud..... i should slap you silly when i see you for being such a f'n putz.........

stevenash · 02-24-15, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by Ebe

False

Nash why you gotta come in here and lie and accuse us like this

You cannot intimidate us

Us?

Ebe · 02-24-15, 11:18 PM

Do you guys really think I should ask her out?

Shes my boss and it seems like she doesnt even like me

If I fail that is massive and unprecedented brutalization

Ebe · 02-24-15, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Us?

MoMoneyMoVaughn · 02-24-15, 11:30 PM

This is JJ talking about Shari.

Ebe · 02-24-15, 11:31 PM

Now other people are also claiming I am JJ

Just unreal

Ebe · 02-24-15, 11:41 PM

Guys I drank 2 bottles of Racer 5 at 7 am this morning because I wanted to be buzzed around her at work

Im in deep

boomer62 · 02-24-15, 11:42 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

JJ
The IP addresses match.

It's over Corbin.

I have the software, it took 45 minutes to confirm.

Good job my friend! It's been bothering me and becoming obvious that there are fake characters and posters on here. I even think this goes deeper as JJ, Bear and Seaweed all very similar in posting,writing,and communicating, iDK. Makes me wonder

Ebe · 02-24-15, 11:43 PM

Ebe · 02-25-15, 12:19 AM

Alright guys wish me luck in the office tomorrow

I might touch her shoulder or something

My ZZZquil is starting to kick in boys

Goodnight SBR

The Kraken · 02-25-15, 12:23 AM

5 pages long and no pics of boss

SBR sucks theses deaays

Ebe · 02-25-15, 09:13 PM

Guys she wrote me up today

Unreal

Said she was very unhappy about it but had to do it

I handled it very well and stayed composed, I think she liked that

Eddy Munny · 02-25-15, 09:36 PM

We believe you entirely, and eagerly await a follow-up post.

Ebe · 02-25-15, 09:39 PM

LOL I swear on the life of my mother everything I have posted in this thread is 100% true.

Believe it or not

Its crazy, I agree. And I had two meetings with her today and it seems like there may be some interest there

Ebe · 02-25-15, 09:39 PM

She is very hard to read. Sometimes I think she likes me and sometimes I think she doesnt.

OTL · 02-25-15, 09:58 PM

This thread is a complete farce.

Ebe, you claim to be very assertive, and even that this woman heaps praise on you for such, yet you cant even muster up the courage to test the waters and find out if she feels the same way you do. There are many different ways to do this without losing your job, and if you are confident like you say you are you wouldnt be embarassed to find out she doesnt like you like that.

ByeShea · 02-25-15, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by Ebe

She is very hard to read. Sometimes I think she likes me and sometimes I think she doesnt.

No one cares about your sad fantasies.

Lock and burn this stupid thread.

Ebe · 02-25-15, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by OTL

This thread is a complete farce.

Ebe, you claim to be very assertive, and even that this woman heaps praise on you for such, yet you cant even muster up the courage to test the waters and find out if she feels the same way you do. There are many different ways to do this without losing your job, and if you are confident like you say you are you wouldnt be embarassed to find out she doesnt like you like that.

I swear on my life its 100% true.

I tried.

I tried to add her to facebook but she let my friend request sit there until one night a few weeks later when we had a disagreement in the office and she declined it.

I have since realized its very possible she declined it for professional reasons, I cant say for sure.

I have tried to test the waters without putting myself on the line and being patient as I do see her every day. But I get nothing but endless mixed signals.

Ebe · 02-25-15, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by ByeShea

No one cares about your sad fantasies.

Lock and burn this stupid thread.

Then dont read it you pathetic excuse for an ate up penetrate.

boomer62 · 02-25-15, 10:03 PM

Originally posted by OTL

This thread is a complete farce.

Ebe, you claim to be very assertive, and even that this woman heaps praise on you for such, yet you cant even muster up the courage to test the waters and find out if she feels the same way you do. There are many different ways to do this without losing your job, and if you are confident like you say you are you wouldnt be embarassed to find out she doesnt like you like that.

Dude you are talking to a ghost. JJ DISAPPOINTED you didn't *** to a conclusion.IT'S A VERY SHORT STORY! Length wise 4 inches and time wise 5.4 seconds

Ebe · 02-25-15, 10:04 PM

I think erect I am about 6 inches

boomer62 · 02-25-15, 10:06 PM

And 5 seconds doesn't get it done. Come on JJ continue your soft porn story, you have guys here who you will make there night lol

Eddy Munny · 02-25-15, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by Ebe

God I would love to shove slide it right into that shaved pussy

Stupid quotes like this give you away.

How would you know her pussy is shaved? Because you've seen her naked in this ongoing FANTASY of yours?

...and if she was candid enough to tell you this, then you obviously had a major opening in which to make a move, and didn't.

Game Over.

ByeShea · 02-25-15, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Game Over.

Did it even start? This loser has to be banned. 0% insight, facts, evidence. Totally inauthentic, non-entertaining. This shit makes SBR look bad.

Remember that guy who would go on dates with girls he met on Tinder? He posted pictures and updated with progress and accuracy. That was All-Pro entertainment.

Total opposite of this guy - who posts no pic or even credibility that he's employed - no problem mention his dicke size though, thanks a lot doosh.

Total fail. I'm about done with SBR it's going to be the home for boring weirdos to live out running fantasies.