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  • Ebe
    SBR MVP
    • 02-20-15
    • 1633

    #1
    I want to bang the shit out of my boss
    Man she is so hot. Whats my play here boys
  • JMon
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 12-11-09
    • 9800

    #2
    pic?
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    • Ebe
      SBR MVP
      • 02-20-15
      • 1633

      #3
      Im not sure if I should do that
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      • sourtwist
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 11-10-12
        • 9364

        #4
        seems like you're not too sure of anything

        never gonna happen
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        • Ebe
          SBR MVP
          • 02-20-15
          • 1633

          #5
          Unfortunately you're probably right

          penetrate it all to hell
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          • DiggityDaggityDo
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-30-08
            • 81450

            #6
            Walk into her office, dikk in hand.

            Report back, let us know how it goes.
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            • Ebe
              SBR MVP
              • 02-20-15
              • 1633

              #7
              She doesnt have an office

              And I dont believe that would be successful

              Guys this is serious business. Whats my approach here. Sometimes she acts like she wants it and other times she is aloof
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              • DiggityDaggityDo
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-30-08
                • 81450

                #8
                Where do you work?
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                • sourtwist
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 11-10-12
                  • 9364

                  #9
                  what was your prior sbr name?
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                  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-08-14
                    • 14988

                    #10
                    Ask her to have a drink with you? Isn't that what normal folk do?
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                    • Swinging Johnson
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-12-09
                      • 7604

                      #11
                      This is a tremendous idea. You're quite a catch and your boss knows it.
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                      • Ebe
                        SBR MVP
                        • 02-20-15
                        • 1633

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                        This is a tremendous idea. You're quite a catch and your boss knows it.
                        Probably right
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                        • itchypickle
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-05-09
                          • 21452

                          #13
                          Whats the difference between your boss and your job??

                          You won't be 'coming' into work tomorrow
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                          • gauchojake
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 09-17-10
                            • 34116

                            #14
                            pics or gtfo
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                            • Auto Donk
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43558

                              #15
                              tell her you're up for being totally sexually harassed the next time she seems "up for it'

                              PROMISE her you won't file any type of charges, etc., and will keep it a secret......
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                              • Boner_18
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-24-08
                                • 8301

                                #16
                                If you work in food service just hit on her like any other chick you wanna bang. if you dont, forget her.
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                                • Swinging Johnson
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-12-09
                                  • 7604

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by itchypickle
                                  Whats the difference between your boss and your job??

                                  You won't be 'coming' into work tomorrow
                                  The best response. Close thread.
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                                  • Ghenghis Kahn
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 01-02-12
                                    • 19734

                                    #18
                                    found op...

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                                    • Dirty Sanchez
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 03-01-10
                                      • 16031

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Ebe
                                      Unfortunately you're probably right

                                      penetrate it all to hell
                                      You got to love degenerate gambling forums....some fat dude trying live out a fantasy....Farmers Only.com pal
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                                      • Ebe
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 02-20-15
                                        • 1633

                                        #20
                                        Ha shes actually 3 years younger than me.
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                                        • Dilo
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 03-01-13
                                          • 1384

                                          #21
                                          Start smiling at her...that should do the trick
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                                          • stevenash
                                            Moderator
                                            • 01-17-11
                                            • 65658

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by itchypickle
                                            Whats the difference between your boss and your job??

                                            You won't be 'coming' into work tomorrow
                                            This one made me laugh
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                                            • thetrinity
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 01-25-11
                                              • 22430

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Ebe
                                              Ha shes actually 3 years younger than me.
                                              guys please let this continue, could be epic
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                                              • Ebe
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 02-20-15
                                                • 1633

                                                #24
                                                Theres honestly a lot to say here. Its a pretty weird situation.

                                                Cant really talk to anyone in real life about it for obvious reasons, but I feel a very strong connection with this girl.

                                                Sometimes it feels like its mutual and other times not so much. I dont know what to make of it.

                                                Worst part of it all is I cant get away from it, we work together 40 hours a week and I need my job so theres just no getting around it.

                                                Someone clip me in my sleep please
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                                                • Ebe
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 02-20-15
                                                  • 1633

                                                  #25
                                                  Im offering 13 betpoints to whoever is willing to end me when I go to bed
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                                                  • ki dice
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 10-31-14
                                                    • 1182

                                                    #26
                                                    post a picture
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                                                    • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 12-03-12
                                                      • 53970

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by itchypickle
                                                      Whats the difference between your boss and your job??

                                                      You won't be 'coming' into work tomorrow
                                                      Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                                                      The best response. Close thread.
                                                      Originally posted by stevenash
                                                      This one made me laugh
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                                                      • Swaggy P
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 01-28-14
                                                        • 1091

                                                        #28
                                                        you about that bullshit. grow some balls and just ask her out. if she says yeah then good, if she says no then forget about it and move on. last thing a chick wants is a guy who is too scared to ask her out. that's a sign of a bitch right there and if she senses that from you then you lost your chance permanently even if she did initially like you. bitches want confident men not insecure little boys. keep that in mind.
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                                                        • gauchojake
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 09-17-10
                                                          • 34116

                                                          #29
                                                          she doesn't read sbr


                                                          pics or gtfo
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                                                          • Auto Donk
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 09-03-13
                                                            • 43558

                                                            #30
                                                            fuk it, i rarely give out this type of advice, but it works.... do this at the office x-mas party or any birthday celebration for her:

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                                                            • neckbone
                                                              SBR Hustler
                                                              • 02-04-15
                                                              • 55

                                                              #31
                                                              In all seriousness, do NOT shit where you eat. My brother tried something like this once, and now he's banned from the holiday inn for life - no joke , he kept the notice they sent, framed it, and hung it up in his bathroom. He's currently dating a girl that previously had a restraining order out against him. That sound like the kind of guy you wanna be?

                                                              Of course I had sex with my thesis professor in graduate school, the relationship actually lasted a few years - but here's the catch son, she don't work there no more - you understand what I'm getting at ?
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                                                              • Bostongambler
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 02-01-08
                                                                • 35581

                                                                #32
                                                                Need a pic to add my input
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                                                                • louisvillekid
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 08-14-07
                                                                  • 9262

                                                                  #33
                                                                  "just dew it, gaw head, do iT, doo it, dew it ah right, doo It ahreedy!"
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                                                                  • TiredPro
                                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                                    • 01-17-12
                                                                    • 672

                                                                    #34
                                                                    At the water cooler just say.......what do you say we go out for drinks tonight and then go back to my place and fuk or don't you drink ?
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                                                                    • boomer62
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 09-10-11
                                                                      • 1500

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Ebe
                                                                      She doesnt have an office

                                                                      And I dont believe that would be successful

                                                                      Guys this is serious business. Whats my approach here. Sometimes she acts like she wants it and other times she is aloof
                                                                      You keep it in your pants because you are a stupid Fuk and lucky to have a job! Best advice on here
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