I want to bang the shit out of my boss

[Ebe]

Today she said to me:

"If you do it to me I dont want you to do it to anyone else"

Pun intended comment trying to act like she was talking about work

But I know better

Im gonna penetrate her so hard

[Grinder69]

The OP is delusional. All in his mind. I bet you the OP hasn't gotten laid for awhile.

[boomer62]

His posts have JJ tendencies, the way he prhases things for instance, just like JJ.
Could be JJ.

One thing about me and one of my strengths or gifts is that I am VERY INTUITIVE. So it's very intriguing to me that he writes like him, same writing style, talks like him etc. Also it's the timing of responses to posts.All you have to do is click on posts and you will see. There also seem to be other posters and characters that are strikingly similar to JJ's and wouldn't put it past him that he has fictitious characters on here. I've seen some very limited and vague responses by certain posters that write and sound like JJ, it's a way for him to keep traffic and people responding. This place is full of mindlessness,ghosts, and not the same it was in the past. Call be paranoid or whatever but it does seem to make sense.
And this Ebe is JJ

[boomer62]

Today she said to me:

"If you do it to me I dont want you to do it to anyone else"

Pun intended comment trying to act like she was talking about work

But I know better

Im gonna penetrate her so hard

Ok, now you are becoming too obvious JJ.

[Ebe]

Guys I don't think she likes me. And it hurts.

I'm in love with this girl.

[Ebe]

I am not JJ, I might be slightly delusional, who knows.

It seems like she doesn't really like me. Sometimes it used to seem like she was interested but not really anymore.

What the hell do I do?

[TheMoneyShot]

Ebe = Seaweed's cousin

[Ebe]

Moneyshot

What would you do in this situation?

I swear I'm serious

[stevenash]

What the hell do I do?

Kill yourself.
For the love of God, look in the mirror, you're a mess.
A mess, a total failure, and a disappoint to mommy and daddy.

What the hell do I do?

End it, just kill yourself before you embarrass yourself even further, if that's even possible.

[OTL]

Moneyshot

What would you do in this situation?

I swear I'm serious

I think you answered your own question earlier in the thread. Losing your job doesn't seem to be an option, so just leave it alone.

[boomer62]

Today she said to me:

"If you do it to me I dont want you to do it to anyone else"

Pun intended comment trying to act like she was talking about work

But I know better

Im gonna penetrate her so hard

Common JJ what's the next play?? Bring some more of your characters in here too. Place is getting boring.

[Ebe]

Is it embarrassing to fall in love with a co worker

[Ebe]

Penetrate my life

[Auto Donk]

never sent me the f'n photo of her so I could give you some good advice on how to proceed...........

[Ebe]

Why would her appearance factor I to the approach I should take in this matter?

[Auto Donk]

Why would her appearance factor I to the approach I should take in this matter?

wow.... if you have to ask, you are a true dumbass...... since i don't think you are, you are just buying time before you bail off this thread.......

but just in case you really do want to know what difference it would make, duh......... the hotter she is, the more you're willing to give up (job wise, marriage wise, kid wise, money wise) to nail her......

for example, if she looks like Cindy Crawford in her prime, you go for it even if it costs you your job....... if she looks like ellen degeneris, you drop all thought of trying anything with her and get back to your f'n cubicle and get to work.......

thus the relevance......... there are some women i'd consider hot enough to have my wife walk in on me going to town on her full bore and not give a fuk, for example........... some women we'd give our left nut to have sex with, for example....... get the point?

so, if you send a photo -- which I will keep private -- I can tell you unequivocally how much you should risk to pursue your lust

[stevenash]

I'm bored of this thread.
I hope fantasy poster gets fantasy laid.

Nash... out!

[Ebe]

Auto donk, how can I be sure you will keep her pic private?

It's more her personality that I like. She has a hot body, I'm a sucker for her long somewhat skinny legs she loves to show off in the office.

[Auto Donk]

you have my word; and if I were to go back on it, jj gold will ban me for life, no seaweed style; (no return, no begging, no pathetic photos with a hood on my head....)

why would I want to publish it; no interest in doing that.... and certainly if I go back on it, I'd get reamed by everyone on here.........

[Ebe]

Guys I dont think she likes me. I asked to have a meeting with her in the office and it seemed like she was in kind of a hurry to get out of there. I told her I think highly of her and she didnt so much as thank me or anything.

We were discussing future opportunites within the company and I was explaining how important it is that I move up, in that regard it was an encouraging talk, but lately she doesnt seem interested in me anymore.

How can I regain the spark

[Eddy Munny]

Dude, you fvkking waited way too long... of course she lost interest in you. You didn't capitalize on the original spark that drew her to you in the first place. That ship has long since sailed.

I'm afraid you only have one option left... ask her if she thinks Bill Cosby is funny. If she replies "yes" you rape her.

Then, bring in a big bowl of Jello salad to work the next day. If she doesn't get your brand of humor, then it simply wasn't meant to be.

[Ebe]

She has said things before like "I am the number 1 in the office" and "I am very assertive and agresssive"

And she used to make a lot of eye contact and smile, etc

She used to have this gleam in her eye

It seems not only did the ship sail but it struck a damn iceberg and plummeted to the bottom of the Atlantic

I want this girl so bad I am willing to do whatever it takes

What do I do, start hitting the gym every day, go to work drunk, I need some ideas gentlemen

Failure not an option

[Auto Donk]

send a f'n photo so i can assess whether you are crazy or on the right track

[Ebe]

I showed up to work today and she said "Good morning to you too" sarcastically because I started off by telling her I was right about something yesterday, which I was

Also later in the day I said "Can I say something here" and she responded, "No, because I guarantee its not gonna be nice"

I think she thinks Im a jerk

Maybe shes trying to protect herself

[Ebe]

send a f'n photo so i can assess whether you are crazy or on the right track

Dude I cant do that

I have no guarantee you wont show the whole world

Then I am asked out of a job and a life

[Eddy Munny]

Just post a pic already. She'll be none the wiser. We're a tight knit bunch here at SBR... no reason to sell you out.

It doesn't even have to be dirty. Just give us a basic understanding of what kind of gal you're fishing for here.

[Ebe]

Shes good looking, no model but good looking

Tall and thin, great legs, small

Gorgeous eyes big nose

[pavyracer]

Tell her you like to bang cougars.

[Ebe]

Shes 31 years old

[YorkHunt]

Seaweed? Big Bear?

[Ebe]

Someone clip me in my sleep

Guys I am so into this girl that I dread the weekends now because I would rather be in the office working with her

What the penetrate has happened to me

[statnerds]

Guys I dont think she likes me. I asked to have a meeting with her in the office and it seemed like she was in kind of a hurry to get out of there.

now we need clarification on the office...that neither of you has, but had a meeting in one all the same...

[Ebe]

There are separate conference rooms set up for meetings.

[Eddy Munny]

Well if you're not going to post a proper pic, then how bout a police sketch artist rendering?

[jose21_us]

I cant believe I read this shit....