I want to bang the shit out of my boss

[Sacamano]

sorry Ebe I meant that this was a super funny video Kahn posted .

[Fa11en]

All fairy tales have to come to an end. Stupid thread

[gauchojake]

10 pages of whore shit

[jjgold]

i offered to have this babe go to vegas wth my wife and I next week on us, only thing she'd have to do to go is agree to sleep with "ebe", uh, i mean, uh, "JJ Gold"............ she's game, even after having seen JJ's photos/videos...... (she says she enjoys fukking the shit out of some guy who knows she's way out of his league; she gets off to that -- what can I say..... she's a f'n freak.... that's why my wife and I keep her around for fun):

I missed this one..lol

Is she coming?? I would be scared shit of her

[Ebe]

I have pics but hesitant to post them

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I haven't been keeping up with this thread. Did he nail his boss yet?

Did JJ nail Donker's friend?

[Ebe]

I got fired

[BrickJames]

I got fired

What was the reason for termination?

[Ebe]

Its such a long story I dont want to get into it.

TO make it short, insuborination.

But it has been an absolutely brutal month. Lost my job and the girl forever.

At least the Warriors are having a season for the ages. I did tell her I threw heavy on them to win it all in Vegas after I got back from vacation.

Maybe someday Ill send her a fb msg. Who knows.

[mpaschal34]

At least you got your 3 cars to ride around in and a big house too. Let's see pics of those since you won't post a pic of her.

[jjgold]

No I never met her

I haven't been keeping up with this thread. Did he nail his boss yet?

Did JJ nail Donker's friend?

[PAULYPOKER]

Holy fukk!

[Sacamano]

man that really sucks, hope things get better for you soon!

[BrickJames]

Ebe please man, you gut this huge thread that had a crazy plot twist and your keeping us all in the dark. Inquiring minds need to know what happened.

[Ebe]

What do you want to know. Im beyond heartbroken. Im in love with this broad and dont see her anymore and she fired me.

Honestly its hard to talk about.

[Ebe]

To be honest Im embarrassed that this could happen to me. Im a grown man. Its inexplicable, I cant explain it.

[BrickJames]

You dont gotta tell the whole story,

Just give us the bullet points.

[Eddy Munny]

The story has a happy/disturbing ending, depending on your perspective. Ebe finally got some alone time with his boss and after a couple of drinks it happened... what this thread had been building towards, for ten excruciating pages, finally materialized. The clothes came off, and to the horror of the unsuspecting author of this romance narrative, "she" had a schlong.

With such little time to hatch an exit strategy, and under the influence of several Long Island Iced Teas, Ebe hesistated, and in doing so, unwittingly volunteered consent to his all too eager boss, now fully engorged. Ebe muttered an unintelligible sound or two, but the lovemaking was underway... no looking back. Untold agonizing minutes later, the boss gathered "her" garments and was out the door, leaving Ebe to lie on the bed, shaken to his core, and with a sore bum to boot.

After much deliberation and some ice for his backside, Ebe decided to resign from work in an effort to avoid the shame, and salvage what little remained of his manhood. Given the circumstances, it's completely understandable why Ebe has been less than forthcoming regarding this workplace tryst, and why posting pictures is certainly out of the question.

I think everyone needs to give Ebe his space. If and when he is ready to share any salacious details of the encounter, we will know. It will, as it should be, be completely of his own volition. This has been a turning point in Ebe's life, and now has him raising all kinds of questions about his own sexuality. In addition to being out of work, he's had a noticeable hitch in his gait, as the pain in his hindquarters has yet to fully subside. Everyone at SBR should lend empathy and condolences towards our dear friend, in hopes that he will one day rediscover the man that once was, and leave the man the still is, behind.

[BrickJames]

The story has a happy/disturbing ending, depending on your perspective. Ebe finally got some alone time with his boss and after a couple of drinks it happened... what this thread had been building towards, for ten excruciating pages, finally materialized. The clothes came off, and to the horror of the unsuspecting author of this romance narrative, "she" had a schlong.

With such little time to hatch an exit strategy, and under the influence of several Long Island Iced Teas, Ebe hesistated, and in doing so, unwittingly volunteered consent to his all too eager boss, now fully engorged. Ebe muttered an unintelligible sound or two, but the lovemaking was underway... no looking back. Untold agonizing minutes later, the boss gathered "her" garments and was out the door, leaving Ebe to lie on the bed, shaken to his core, and with a sore bum to boot.

After much deliberation and some ice for his backside, Ebe decided to resign from work in an effort to avoid the shame, and salvage what little remained of his manhood. Given the circumstances, it's completely understandable why Ebe has been less than forthcoming regarding this workplace tryst, and why posting pictures is certainly out of the question.

I think everyone needs to give Ebe his space. If and when he is ready to share any salacious details of the encounter, we will know. It will, as it should be, be completely of his own volition. This has been a turning point in Ebe's life, and now has him raising all kinds of questions about his own sexuality. In addition to being out of work, he's had a noticeable hitch in his gait, as the pain in his hindquarters has yet to fully subside. Everyone at SBR should lend empathy and condolences towards our dear friend, in hopes that he will one day rediscover the man that once was, and leave the man the still is, behind.

Ebe? Is this true?

[Ebe]

No thankfully it isnt.

[Eddy Munny]

Ebe, denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

When you're ready to discuss, we're ready to listen.

[TheMoneyShot]

10 pages of whore shit

This.


Has to be the #1 thread ever of wasted SBR server space. And 7,400+ views? God help all of you.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

going to sound rude Ebe, but do you think she might of fired you because you creeped her out ????

just maybe.....

[BrickJames]

7500 people waiting, biting their nails, ebe you own us a climax to this story.

[Ebe]

Im still too heartbroken to discuss. Let me watch my Warriors penetrate and then Ill tell all my friends here.

[Ebe]

Rough topic gentlemen. Amazing girl. Will never know anyone else like her again.

[Eddy Munny]

7500 people waiting, biting their nails, ebe you own us a climax to this story.

Not to be graphic, but the climax occurred in his reluctant rectum. That's the exclamation mark you've all been waiting for. Sure, it's an M. Night Shyamalan-esque plot twist, but such is life.

Ebe has been coy about this development for obvious reasons, but it's just a matter of time before he's ready and willing to unveil the secrets that hold his heiny hostage.

[Ebe]

Eddy cmon bro

[Eddy Munny]

Eddy cmon bro

It's time, Ebe. You've been skirting the truth for far too long. How many more pages of lies is it worth to you? At some point, you have to cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in. And if you do not want to see me again, I will understand.

[Ebe]

Everything I have stated here is 100% truth. I wish it wasnt.

[Eddy Munny]

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend.

[Ra77er]

I certainly understand, the want to bang your boss sometimes. Ebe is a hamburger if he missed out.

[BrickJames]

Walk into her office, dikk in hand.

Report back, let us know how it goes.

Is this what you did ebe?

[Ebe]

Just let the thread die boys. Unhappy ending.

[Eddy Munny]

We're here for you, Ebe. Take your time.