Originally posted by mathdotcom
If we let fags marry it will be like the plague and soon everyone will be gay.
Millions of people killed around the world since the begining of the imaginary friends industry got started just because they weren't of the same belief as some of the tyrants.
Church goers giving me the going to hell stare on sunday just because I take a 40 oz with me to get the paper at he gas station in the morning.
Religous "witness" Freaks showing up at the house and walking around back just as I'm getting ready to nut in the hot tub with the old lady. Then hanging out after I tell them to eff off just because they want a donation to their cause.
The effing nuns that whacked the hell out of me when I was in grade school for 9 years because they couldn't control my thoughts.
How about all the priests that have alter boy boyfriends who aren't even 13 years of age.
A catholic chruch that thinks that birth control for Affricans to help stop the spread of aids is wrong.
The people who are affraid to have an abortion because every life is precious, then dump the kid in the dumpster at Wendy's like a half eaten frosty.