How dumb am I?

[pablo222]

Hope you are doing ok cuser. Check in.

[PittsburghPlayer]

Holy fukk! To think that I recently offered to bail Cuse out with a place to escape, his mother and heavy drugs.

Crack? In this day and age? Can`t find a strain of weed to live by?

give us a winner, loser on your hometown team as a show of ...

[BrickJames]

Thanks fellas. Got through six hours of work. I told some people what happened, and that shit spread like wildfire. Heard some fools talking shit by the end of the night. The bitch boys who talk about video games all night. They wouldn’t know what a hoe was if...never mind.

Chef talked to me. We’re good. My boss, who cares. Helped him prepare for the hurricane after hours. We talked about nothing. Would be a good time to bring up subjects like why are you so fcked right now, but nothing. Anyway...

I spent an hour at the 7-11 drinking a-bitch-a-Rita. Only things I can buy that are easy to pound, and have some kick to em. Gave him tree fiddy. Oh shit. The guy at 7-11 got my tree fiddy. He’s always there, but we chilled and smoked a few stoges and whatnot. He gave me a nice speech on why I don’t wanna end up in prison and be the pretty boy bitch.

He has no legs now, and rolls around in his chair. I don’t feel bad either way. Didn’t buy him his energy drinks because fck that, get something to real, but he tried to get weed instead. I told him I’d help, if he needed it, but he wanted me away from his deals. Trust is earned. Also, staying me away from the devil shit. Good dude. I finally got the story on what happened. I’ll leave that between us. F shit that took him down. I don’t wanna be the bitch in the prison relationships. I think I learned that I’m not as tough as I think I am.

Cause, if you want to hear stories or get advice about being a little b**** in a prison relationship just ask the Golden Goose that guy knows all about it.

He has not only been the biggest b**** on SBR but he was the biggest b**** on the deck that he was on in prison.

He was chugging so many wieners that they had to shove a z-bar up his ass just to get him to stop smoking so much cak

[pablo222]

Cuse, where you at? Hope you are doing ok.

[gauchojake]

He logged in today so hopefully not a zombie collecting Cuser's points

[Cuse0323]

I went to detox for 8 days. Now I’m checking into the hospital. My pee is black, and my shit is grey. My bilirubin is at 12. They think I have cirrhosis so I gotta check in now. I’m down to 220 from 270 like a three months ago. I haven’t ate well in months. Ate a bit at detox, but not much. My eyes are bright yellow. My body is yellow. I itch all over. I swear that crack added onto the liver strain. Now I have to go to another place with no insurance and hope they give a shit. I’ll probably end up on my death bed. Hope you all do well in football season. Kill it for me.

[pablo222]

Cuse. This is terrible to hear, but I hope that you come through this healthy.
You are a good dude, and I hope this is a turning point for you.
You have tried it all and done as much as anyone, but it is not for you anymore.
You talked about having a family and you can't do that drinking and doing drugs.
I hope you use that as motivation and get into the mind set that you can't live the crazy lifestyle anymore.
If there is anything I can do to help, message me.

Best wishes for you bud.

[Bostongambler]

Best of luck, Cuse!

[gauchojake]

Sorry to hear that pal. I’ve seen guys who look like Homer Simpson come back so there’s still hope.

[Cuse0323]

Got Hep A somehow. It wasn’t the drinking after all. Maybe from eating food at work, who knows. At least I can call work and say I got Hep A, that’s why I’ve been off lately, but now I’m good. Once I’m good and they get rid of it. Weird, someone told me I’d get Hep A from eating used food.

[gauchojake]

Maybe it's from hanging out in crack houses???

[Bostongambler]

Cuse, I’m going to run a CORI check on you to see if you’re telling the truth.

[Big Bear]

good to hear you are alive Cuser

[Cuse0323]

Maybe it's from hanging out in crack houses???

Could be, but doubtful. It comes from oral fecal matter and contaminated food. I eat food that comes back all the time. At least I only get Hep A once in life then I’m immune. Worst part is the damn itching since my body isn’t flushing the bilirubin crap.

[Cuse0323]

Cuse, I’m going to run a CORI check on you to see if you’re telling the truth.

Have at it. This would be one hell of a story to make up.

[KVB]

Cuse, I’m going to run a CORI check on you to see if you’re telling the truth.

Bro, quick FYI.

Corey's not doing those checks anymore.

Someone said he looked like Michael Jackson on crack...



So he threw up his arms and left the background check business for good...




True story.

[gauchojake]

Could be, but doubtful. It comes from oral fecal matter and contaminated food. I eat food that comes back all the time. At least I only get Hep A once in life then I’m immune. Worst part is the damn itching since my body isn’t flushing the bilirubin crap.

I..just..nevermind lol

Anyways man, glad you're not going to die a horrifically painful death at least not today.

You have yet another chance. Don't blow it.

Take care of yourself.

[RudyRuetigger]

damn cuse



when was your last drink??

[Cuse0323]

I..just..nevermind lol

Anyways man, glad you're not going to die a horrifically painful death at least not today.

You have yet another chance. Don't blow it.

Take care of yourself.

I wasn’t eating turds in the crack house.

[Cuse0323]

damn cuse



when was your last drink??

Like Wednesday.

[Bostongambler]

What are you doing tonight Cuse?

[Cuse0323]

Not shit. I’m just getting my full mental acuity back. So bored. Just wanna smoke crack. I have a check sitting at work. If I was a crackhead I’d find a way to get it.

[Bostongambler]

Just chill and watch the game.

[Cuse0323]

Just chill and watch the game.

Sounds thrilling. I missed the beginning of all the contests so fcked myself there. Sober living is shitty living.

[The Kraken]

It gets better

[Cuse0323]

It gets better

I don’t see it. I’ve been sober before and it never does. I have nothing in life. Only thing that’s ever made me happy since I was damn near 10 years old has been booze and drugs. I have no desire to drink again, but I miss the drugs. Booze is what gets me in trouble. I can live a normal life on drugs. Not on booze. I’ll probably end up on drug court though so, so much for that. What dumbass doesn’t just swallow the pills when the cops are on your ass. Watching this game sober and no money on it is enthralling.

[The Kraken]

Lot of us been down in that rabbit hole, only way out is to wanna get out

[Sol Diablo]

I can live a normal life on drugs.

If this thread is any indication, not a chance in hell.

[The Kraken]

If this thread is any indication, not a chance in hell.

I just let that one go

[Sol Diablo]

I just let that one go

Wasn't trying to be mean. Just honest.

[gauchojake]

We can convince ourselves of things that are literally insane.

[Cuse0323]

If this thread is any indication, not a chance in hell.

Yeah that sounds a bit out there considering what I’ve posted. A few Xanax a day for the anxiety wouldn’t be crazy though. I’m not talking shooting up and smoking crack. That obviously doesn’t go well for me.

[Cuse0323]

Let us not forget the thread title. I am not a smart man.

[Cuse0323]

Florida is no joke. They sent the health department to my house. Now my work is gonna get an ole surprise visit. I’m sure they’ll love to welcome me back. Offering Hep A vaccines to all the employees. Like everyone didn’t already think I was crazy. Now I’m the sickly one. I don’t really wanna go back. I’m still tired. Guess it lasts for another month or so. I’ll probably just take my money and buy crack anyway. That shit opens up something inside of you that seemingly can never be closed. Insanity.

[Sol Diablo]

I am not a smart man.

But do you know what love is?