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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #246
    probably name him Elvis he loves his mother so f'n much.....
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    • BiTeMe UsAdOj
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-18-11
      • 7537

      #247
      Originally posted by Harry N. Lloyd
      Maybe that's why you're mad at the DOJ. They never go easy on pedophiles
      Wouldn't know anything about how they deal with pedos... but because you speak so authoritatively, it's easy to glean you speak from 1st hand experience (you, family member, friends, etc.), so, I'll trust your word regarding this matter.

      Anyone that knows me around here knows I'm mad at the DOJ/gov't due to Black Friday. You probably have no idea what that means. Then again, it's already been concretely proven that you don't read & comprehend so well about many things (jokes, hyperbole, satire, etc.)... so, not much can be done about such things from MY end. It's you that needs to start comprehending correctly.

      And what, like your posting history means jackshite?! The only thing it proves to me is that you should get a job. But maybe it's hard to find employment as a registered sex offender.
      ... wow, and weren't you the guy railing about grade school insults? The irony....

      Facts are... I've never lied posting in forums; never saw the point of it. The things I've posted have always been truth, save for the obvious jokes, hyperbole, satire, etc. that most can easily discern due to style and the over-the-topness of it (ok, ok... just cuz YOU can't discern such obvious things, trust me, it doesn't mean most everyone else can't).

      Trust me, Har... TAKE A POWDER.

      You took a shot white knighting jj and it blew up in your face. As Vonnegut wrote: "So it goes..."

      Maybe try making a play for stevek after he gets sprung from the pokey????

      GL in all your future 'hunting'...
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      • Harry N. Lloyd
        SBR MVP
        • 03-26-08
        • 4810

        #248
        [QUOTE=BiTeMe UsAdOj;26791792]Wouldn't know anything about how they deal with pedos... but because you speak so authoritatively, it's easy to glean you speak from 1st hand experience (you, family member, friends, etc.), so, I'll trust your word regarding this matter.

        That sounds a bit like "Am not, you are!" Excellent retort. Well played.
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        • BiTeMe UsAdOj
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-18-11
          • 7537

          #249
          Originally posted by Harry N. Lloyd
          That sounds a bit like "Am not, you are!" Excellent retort. Well played.
          ... not so much "well played" as just gleaning the obvious.

          Next to everyone knows why I hate the DOJ... yet, you're the guy that strained to introduce the non-sequitur "pedophile" into the mix (specific to what you & I were talking about). I believe the psychiatric profession labels such things as "Projection". GL with your sessions to overcome this hideous genetic trait.

          ************************************
          Harry's dad done diddled his anus,
          and the DOJ agreed it was heinous.
          "But it felt good!" Harry screamed.
          "I love being reamed!"
          Har's Boy's Life subscription? The lamest!
          ************************************
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #250
            Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
            ... not so much "well played" as just gleaning the obvious.

            Next to everyone knows why I hate the DOJ... yet, you're the guy that strained to introduce the non-sequitur "pedophile" into the mix (specific to what you & I were talking about). I believe the psychiatric profession labels such things as "Projection". GL with your sessions to overcome this hideous genetic trait.

            ************************************
            Harry's dad done diddled his anus,
            and the DOJ agreed it was heinous.
            "But it felt good!" Harry screamed.
            "I love being reamed!"
            Har's Boy's Life subscription? The lamest!
            ************************************
            using terms/phrases like "Hairy" "boy's" "anus" "felt good" "reamed", etc. is bound to get Hairy in a tizzy yet again.....
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            • BiTeMe UsAdOj
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-18-11
              • 7537

              #251
              Originally posted by Auto Donk
              using terms/phrases like "Hairy" "boy's" "anus" "felt good" "reamed", etc. is bound to get Hairy in a tizzy yet again.....
              Yep... these are the inherent risks of avant-garde forum posting. Tends to trigger the weak of mind. Good chance jj reappears back in thread, too. Shari once told me their SBR analytics showed that jj posted in 99% of the threads that had the word "anus" in them. The 1% of the threads he refrained from with that word also contained the words "hair follicles"... so one can assume it was just too painful for him to overcome.
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              • Harry N. Lloyd
                SBR MVP
                • 03-26-08
                • 4810

                #252
                Am I to believe that you two just dragged the good name of my recently deceased father into your online bullying?! You will rue the day, you MFers!
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                • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-18-11
                  • 7537

                  #253
                  Originally posted by Harry N. Lloyd
                  Am I to believe that you two just dragged the good name of my recently deceased father into your online bullying?! You will rue the day, you MFers!
                  Calm down, Har. Its not like Hitler, Bundy, Gacy, etc. won't be deserving of the anal poundings your dad will be givin em in Hell. And when your dad is bent over by Osama bin Laden and told to recite Koran passages while taking it up the pooper... least he'll be doing it with a smile on his face. All in all... pretty much a WIN-WIN for daddy perv. Be happy for him.
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                  • Harry N. Lloyd
                    SBR MVP
                    • 03-26-08
                    • 4810

                    #254
                    Dead Man Typing......
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                    • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-18-11
                      • 7537

                      #255
                      Originally posted by Harry N. Lloyd
                      Dead Man Typing......
                      ... OK, men... this is a lesson in why some weak-minded twinks aren't cut out for forum posting.

                      This unstable mental case has just threatened my life over things posted in a chitty forum.
                      YEP. It's true.
                      DEAD MAN TYPING.... he posts above.

                      Accompanied by this PM he sent to me (Is he gonna bring a gun???)
                      Today 05:47 PM
                      Harry N. Lloyd Click below to change status.

                      Become A Pro! Join Date: 03-26-08
                      Posts: 1,978
                      Betpoints: 11393

                      Message Me
                      Time To Come Out From Behind the Keyboard

                      I live down in the city. My understanding is you live upstate. I can make arrangements to come up to visit this weekend so we can discuss things. Albany, Utica, Saratoga, you tell me. Just pick a time and place.

                      Harry



                      **************************************** **********************

                      So, you see how easy it is for a weak-minded headcase to be TRIGGERED with chitty forum words?

                      Didn't I tell the weak mental case to TAKE A POWDER?... he was in over his head w/me & donker here.

                      Uh yeah, I did.

                      Guess he doesn't like limericks!Really think about the mentality here, men... of a loon that threatens to kill someone cuz they can't keep up with the back-and-forth in an internet thread. A LIMERICK TRIGGERED HIM! Can any psychiatrist really help this guy?

                      Gee... threatening someone's life has got to be against SBR's TOS, don't ya think? I would think so.

                      Hey men, if all of a sudden I stop posting in the near future... please alert the authorities to this weak-minded asshat. It'd probably make for a great Forensics File.
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #256
                        lol.....

                        hey hairy, when you gonna be down in htown....

                        i've already given your hero JJ the address, but he's too much of a pussy to show up.....

                        why don't you come down to H-town in his stead, and try to kill me too......

                        til then, go suck a dick
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #257
                          Harry a good guy

                          Auto back off him please thanks
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                          • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-18-11
                            • 7537

                            #258
                            C'mon jj... tell Harry what you told Lou that got you banned.

                            HE'S ACHING TO SAY, "YES, MASTER!" AND DO IT FOR YOU!
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                            • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-18-11
                              • 7537

                              #259
                              Just saw some adjusted lines @ a coupla books:

                              First to be atop the Stratosphere with an AK-47 in deep discussions with police negotiators

                              Harry N Lloyd (-2500)
                              jjgold (+100)
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #260
                                Biter do realize I am 5-4, 275??
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                                • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-18-11
                                  • 7537

                                  #261
                                  Oh, and jj.... please tell SBR brass that we need a "safe space" for guys like Harry 'round here

                                  Work it in the new member level discussions that are currently taking place

                                  TIA
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                                  • Auto Donk
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43558

                                    #262
                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                    Harry a good guy

                                    Auto back off him please thanks
                                    guy comes in here talkin' a bunch of shit.....

                                    guy's got issues, throwing out unsolicitated hate like a typical member of The Gays.....

                                    good thing for me, I have substantial "gay bashing" experience from my younger days......
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                                    • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 08-18-11
                                      • 7537

                                      #263
                                      Originally posted by Harry N. Lloyd
                                      Boy I sure learned, fellas. Biter has the moves of a black belt in aikido. I entered the ring and had my ass handed to me and got completely triggered by poetry. A limerick. Not even a fukkin Shakespearean sonnet, ffs. But a limerick! Masterful.
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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43558

                                        #264
                                        Originally posted by Harry N. Lloyd
                                        Am I to believe that you two just dragged the good name of my recently deceased father into your online bullying?! You will rue the day, you MFers!
                                        I didn't say anything about your father. May he rest in peace.....

                                        but you, are an asshole.....

                                        (got that one from a Spaniard I used to bang.....)
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #265
                                          online bullying.....

                                          that one made me laugh, Hairy.....

                                          why don't u go away.... had u not stuck your nose in my Punta Cana thread, I'd have never said a word to your ass......

                                          you're not like seeweed and waves or JJ, who all deserve all the shots taken at them.....

                                          just leave....

                                          quit typing in this thread....

                                          take your hate out of here.....

                                          this thread was fine until you popped in here and started mouthing off.....

                                          and if you think the limerick was tough, I'm about to break out a haiku on you and really lay you out if I see you in here again!
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #266
                                            Automan where you at right now????

                                            Got people there
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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43558

                                              #267
                                              I'm driving to Lauberge at 2 pm.... will be in poker trny there tonight at 7 pm..... lake charles, louisiana.... (trny is either at lauberge or golden nugget.... whichever has the $100 buy in trny goiing off at that time). have them find me there.

                                              or have them come to 917 Franklin St right now.... I'll meet them on the street.... I'd love to beat some ass right now!!!!!
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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #268
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                                                • Auto Donk
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                  • 43558

                                                  #269
                                                  JJ, it's cold out here this morning.... if these pricks don't show up in the next ten minutes, I'm going back upstairs......

                                                  and, people are giving me strange looks, wondering why I'm standing on the corner of franklin and main shirtless, flexing my pecs, twirling nunchucks around like a ninja, and giving menacing looks to anyone that looks like they might be your guys.....
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                                                  • jjgold
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                    • 388179

                                                    #270
                                                    two guys should be there walking around in leather coats and pants

                                                    ITALIANS

                                                    5-7, 125 business minded
                                                    5-9, 195 more the enforcer
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                                                    • Auto Donk
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 09-03-13
                                                      • 43558

                                                      #271
                                                      I saw those two wops.....

                                                      they ran from the shirtless yuppie ninja like scared bitches.....

                                                      send someone else, this time two/three people that actually have some balls.....
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                                                      • Longwood20
                                                        SBR High Roller
                                                        • 12-22-16
                                                        • 208

                                                        #272
                                                        Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                        holy shit?

                                                        hairy's A Gay????

                                                        now it all makes since......

                                                        The Gays hate me, but as Diggity knows, I have a nice ass.....

                                                        and that keeps The Gays comin' after me.......

                                                        even on SBR....






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                                                        • Auto Donk
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 09-03-13
                                                          • 43558

                                                          #273
                                                          lol....

                                                          and he seems so innoncent looking:



                                                          who'd have known he likes balls on his nose in a 69......
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                                                          • jjgold
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-20-05
                                                            • 388179

                                                            #274
                                                            automan what are your plans this weekend?
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                                                            • Auto Donk
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 09-03-13
                                                              • 43558

                                                              #275
                                                              I already told you, .... well, i guess I told one of the idiots that posts as you..... that i'm at L'aberge in Lake charles for the weekend....

                                                              about to run over to the golden nugget to play some 2-5 nlhe
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                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388179

                                                                #276
                                                                Automan I rarely post here

                                                                Thanks
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                                                                • firstclass
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 12-10-08
                                                                  • 2652

                                                                  #277
                                                                  Donk thanks for sending the vid and pics . I dont blame you for not sending jj any he would be up all night.
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                                                                  • Auto Donk
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 09-03-13
                                                                    • 43558

                                                                    #278
                                                                    no problem, FC....

                                                                    some additional vids from this past weekend at L'auberge may find their way onto sbr
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                                                                    • jjgold
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                                      • 388179

                                                                      #279
                                                                      Pass

                                                                      Doing my own stuff in shower


                                                                      Have a chunk coming over


                                                                      45 never been fukked

                                                                      She is excited
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                                                                      • Auto Donk
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 09-03-13
                                                                        • 43558

                                                                        #280
                                                                        lay that pipe, brutha, lay that pipe!!!!

                                                                        or coupling, as the case may be.....

                                                                        give her all u got!!!
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