DonkLand Road Show Punta Cana.... It's already gettin' off the chain.....

**19th Hole** · 02-19-17, 02:20 AM

Donker...Give 'em hell in Louisiana.

**Auto Donk** · 02-19-17, 02:44 AM

ripped the locals for a grand over 3-4 big pots.....

best was win four of em stayed in after I raised to 25 with pocket fives.....

flop comes down 2 3 5 of spades....

I make it 40, get two calls....

turn is a jack, I make it 65, still wary of the flush; get two calls

river is a 3, and a guy with a3 pushes over my 100 bet, for 105, other guy folds....

neither actually had a flush, not that it would have mattered once the board paired......

**19th Hole** · 02-19-17, 02:57 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

ripped the locals for a grand over 3-4 big pots.....

best was win four of em stayed in after I raised to 25 with pocket fives.....

flop comes down 2 3 5 of spades....

I make it 40, get two calls....

turn is a jack, I make it 65, still wary of the flush; get two calls

river is a 3, and a guy with a3 pushes over my 100 bet, for 105, other guy folds....

neither actually had a flush, not that it would have mattered once the board paired......

**jjgold** · 02-19-17, 10:34 AM

Automan never loses

**Auto Donk** · 02-20-17, 12:18 PM

got blown off one hand with qq..... dangerous board with four card strt on it and a k on the river.....

homeboy blew 150 at it after i'd checked turn..... folded and lost that one hand of substance, otherwise I never lost a hand where I saw a flop....

turned $200 into $1000 between midnight and 4 am

best hand of the night was holding 55 on a 523 flop, all spades, and 4 locals staying in post flop.... turn j, river 3....

felted one understacked local who stayed in til the end, and took a couple hundo off two other locals who folded after the bet/call on the turn came around to them....

**jjgold** · 02-20-17, 02:59 PM

automan lets play $50$-100

Let me know tough guy

**chico2663** · 02-20-17, 04:32 PM

**Auto Donk** · 02-20-17, 06:32 PM

Originally posted by chico2663

hahaha

**Auto Donk** · 02-20-17, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

automan lets play $50$-100

Let me know tough guy

wow..... which JJ is this?

one JJ already made this offer to me, I accepted, and that JJ ran away like a scared little bitch......

I was ready to do it then, and I'll do it now.....

where you at?

**jjgold** · 02-20-17, 07:14 PM

Right now???

Ocala looking for pussy

**Auto Donk** · 02-20-17, 07:15 PM

**jjgold** · 02-20-17, 07:32 PM

??????

Come at me Bro

**Auto Donk** · 02-20-17, 08:02 PM

I've come at you four or five separate times..... vegas, htown, the bash, daytona/ocala, vegas again.....

you run like a little scared be-yotch every time.....

lame excuse after lame excuse...;...

honestly, tho, for your own sake, safety and well being, you're making the right decision everytime you dodge me.....

**firekillex** · 02-20-17, 08:12 PM

-5000 odds on donk to win this showdown

**jjgold** · 02-20-17, 08:21 PM

I can read automan very well

The type of kid that tries to intimidate until pushed then he tightens up

**Auto Donk** · 02-21-17, 12:54 AM

i intimidate without saying a word, jj....

**jjgold** · 02-21-17, 06:30 AM

Automan how tall are you?

I can stretch to 5-5 although very compact and very strong as you are well aware

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-21-17, 07:18 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I can stretch it to 2.7" although very hard to find as my gloryhole customers are well aware

Your most honest post in months. KUDOS.

**Auto Donk** · 02-21-17, 04:05 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Automan how tall are you?

I can stretch to 5-5 although very compact and very strong as you are well aware

JJ, just stop witb all the bullshit..... I'm 6'3, 230lbs, mean as fuk, and my right nut could kick your ass all by itself.....

just stop embarrassing yourself with all the stupid questions about me, this or that, etc.... you saw my presence at the Bash, you know I'm a big mother fukker, and you could probably ask around and learn that you definitely don't want to fuk with me.....

let it go.....

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 02-21-17, 04:28 PM

Automan as tough as they come BUT......Mrs. Automan wears the pants in the family

**jjgold** · 02-21-17, 05:21 PM

nobody said you were tough

Not one

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 02-21-17, 05:55 PM

Is loud the same as tough.....?

**jjgold** · 02-21-17, 08:06 PM

Automan you have some big e muscles

Guy reminds me of a movie character

**Auto Donk** · 02-21-17, 11:07 PM

dumbass calling me loud.....

why don't you broke dikk fukks come to a Bash and find out how shit really is......

**jjgold** · 02-22-17, 06:39 AM

Automan are you loud?

Did everyone here you at the beach while talking?

**Auto Donk** · 02-22-17, 07:23 AM

my deep radio dj voice always has the ladies "moistening up" wherever I oo......

**jjgold** · 02-22-17, 07:29 AM

automan I have a mob voice from NJ

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-22-17, 09:04 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I have a mob voice from NJ

Would agree w/this ^^... if this lil fella was thought to have a "mob voice from NJ"

**jjgold** · 02-22-17, 09:44 AM

Here's the story when I was trying out for the mafia in New York City I could not let this taunting go as I would have to make a visit to certain posters houses and rough them up but since I'm not in I can let it go and kind of laughed it off because my people are not monitoring me

What I'm saying is Automan and Biter are lucky

**Auto Donk** · 02-22-17, 10:52 AM

rough us up????

ok, Curly Joe.....

**jjgold** · 02-22-17, 11:54 AM

Automan my friend you just do not know the rules of the streets

We have never had issues with your types in the past when taking over Southwestern Land

**Auto Donk** · 02-22-17, 12:01 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Automan my friend you just do not know the rules of the streets

We have never had issues with your types in the past when taking over Southwestern Land

hmmmmm...... really?????

JJ, I'll be to you just like this guy was to Ace.....

**jjgold** · 02-22-17, 12:16 PM

Did they bury that guy in casino??

I remember hard nose scene there

In the end Italians ran out of Vegas

**Auto Donk** · 02-22-17, 04:30 PM

county commissioner ran ace out of town in real life, he was blacklisted in Vegas in like 86-87, if I recall correctly....

all because he wouldn't hire the guy's dumbass son in law back on after he was let go the first time

**Auto Donk** · 02-23-17, 03:36 PM