DonkLand Road Show Punta Cana.... It's already gettin' off the chain.....

bradthebloke · 02-09-17, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Automan I would love to see a sex video

Post them on Porn Hub

jj, post a video of you gaping yourself with a pine cone.... ill send some bet points.

Auto Donk · 02-09-17, 10:34 AM

i always pass on the pineapple at JJ's place, for exactly that reason......

that's not chocolate.....

DiggityDaggityDo · 02-09-17, 10:37 AM

What???

JJ told me it was chocolate!!!

Fuk

jjgold · 02-09-17, 10:40 AM

no sex vids

not good..seems automan was too busy shaking hands and gambling than looking for pussy

I heard Bigday made pass at Automan's wife and failed

Auto Donk · 02-09-17, 10:47 AM

one of those patch girls in the red hats made a pass at her.....

not sure how it turned out, but suddenly they were both gone from the casino.....

jjgold · 02-09-17, 11:19 AM

Automan you must not be busy as an attorney

I asked around in Houston are and nobody every heard of you

Smoke · 02-09-17, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

one of those patch girls in the red hats made a pass at her.....

not sure how it turned out, but suddenly they were both gone from the casino.....

Liquor up front

Auto Donk · 02-09-17, 11:59 AM

Statman · 02-09-17, 12:23 PM

Top to bottom hands down - this thread is a classic.

Thanks AD for your efforts on this and sharing what it was like for those not attending.

PittsburghPlayer · 02-09-17, 01:21 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Automan you must not be busy as an attorney I asked around in Houston are and nobody every heard of you

I wrote that somewhere recently.
This man works two hours a day. Max.

and he is tall

jjgold · 02-09-17, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer

I wrote that somewhere recently.
This man works two hours a day. Max.

and he is tall

Keep the pressure on him Pitt Player

We need to know if this guy works at Staples

Auto Donk · 02-10-17, 05:45 AM

get ur ass down to htown JJ, I'll have a limo pick u up at the airport......

I'll staple my f'n bar card to your forehead and throw you out of a van doin' 75 down 1-45 once the weekend is over......

jjgold · 02-10-17, 06:47 AM

Automan what are rates from Florida to Houston??????????????

PittsburghPlayer · 02-10-17, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Keep the pressure on him Pitt Player We need to know if this guy works at Staples

I don`t know Yo.
I have a healthy respect for the fukking giant
any man that can defy gravity while having sex, or at any time for that matter
scares the fukk out of me.

jjgold · 02-10-17, 09:45 AM

I know guys like this when you confront them in person you're not as tough

The key is to get right up in his face and point where your index finger actually touches his fukkin for head, it shows you are in charge.

After he gets nervous back off a little

PittsburghPlayer · 02-10-17, 09:59 AM

GoldDust,

I am not confronting this man as it is not my style

besides, I think that he is an assassin...
and fact is, I like men that are willing to kill other men,
so long as the barrel of their weapon is pointed in the right direction.

jjgold · 02-10-17, 10:14 AM

Pitt player I'll handle him

Auto Donk · 02-10-17, 12:43 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Pitt player I'll handle him

you better hold on, big boy....

and stick to the "smaller" things that you're more equipped to handle.....

I like you JJ; you're not a threat and you're a "funny guy".....

I don't want to see you get hurt..... real bad....

jjgold · 02-10-17, 12:46 PM

It is why I have the edge all the time, people think having a small cok means your weak

AUTOMHEAD i am tough as they come

Auto Donk · 02-10-17, 01:10 PM

hey.... i give cred to any guy packin' a schshort (as opposed to a schlong) who grabs it while videoing himself in a rage, for hundreds of people to see and laff at....

gotta be "tough as they come" to deal with all the bullying you must have underwent in the locker room growing up......

firekillex · 02-10-17, 01:14 PM

Is JJ a troll or a real guy ????

sweep · 02-10-17, 02:18 PM

real guy...met him 6 years ago in Newark,NJ

Auto Donk · 02-10-17, 02:57 PM

i will crush him....

or haver this babe do it:

sweep · 02-10-17, 03:02 PM

Longwood20 · 02-10-17, 04:00 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

hey.... i give cred to any guy packin' a schshort (as opposed to a schlong) who grabs it while videoing himself in a rage, for hundreds of people to see and laff at....

gotta be "tough as they come" to deal with all the bullying you must have underwent in the locker room growing up......

Hahahahaha

jjgold · 02-10-17, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by firekillex

Is JJ a troll or a real guy ????

Not a troll

Just a pro gambler

firekillex · 02-10-17, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Not a troll

Just a pro gambler

you're a funny guy I'll give you that JJ , I always see you on random threads and you have given me some laughs along the way . Never change buddy never change

Auto Donk · 02-11-17, 09:58 AM

DiggityDaggityDo · 02-11-17, 11:38 AM

Usa! Usa! Usa!

KVB · 02-11-17, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

i will crush him....

or haver this babe do it:

Or maybe this babe...

Auto Donk · 02-11-17, 02:50 PM

i saw that episode of Botched.......

or maybe hire this babe......

Auto Donk · 02-11-17, 02:54 PM

or, we could get waves' woman from the last Bash to handle it......

a few people that ran into that nasty skank noted she'd put on some bulk since the days she pounded waves in the ass:

jjgold · 02-11-17, 03:03 PM

Post sex vids of your wife

Auto Donk · 02-11-17, 03:06 PM

She's nappin'....

i may go snake her phone and upload all the vids from the bash.....

until then, just remember, this could be your head.......

jjgold · 02-11-17, 03:56 PM

Automan I would seduce your wife while you're at work

I basically would start a normal conversation with her and then on my iPhone wouid play porn where she only heard the audio

Next I will start asking her questions about her sex life and she looks very very unhappy, even though she's a beautiful woman I would make her feel insecure… I will use online like this

Clara you're getting old but I still think you're beautiful

I would then talk about my sex with hot girls and they all fell in love with my rooster

I would tell her the sexual sessions lasted for hours and hours

I would then ask her to show me one of her

, she will resist at first but I will say your husbands at work he will not be home for a long long time and stop being so shy

yeah after that I will ask her do you want a neck massage as you look very very nervous

I will then gradually take off her shirt spitting in her ear inviting her neck

I will tell her she's very beautiful and my rooster is very very hard like steel for her

I then will tell her you know what Clara I normally don't do this but I'll fuk you if you want

I will then get a scissor and ask her if I can cut her pants off

If she agrees and I will then rip off her pantiesand start teasing her with feathers

I will slowly take off my leather pants 👖

I will then get onto the couch and take my shirt off and hold her hand to the couch

I will tel her to take my underwear off and she will see my bulging rooster

I will then tell her that her pussy looks like it has not been licked in a long long time and I will do it for

After that she will see my bulging rooster and start sucking it

I will then put her over the couch and nail her into pleasure

Then will give her my cell number and say anytime you want to be pleased I'm available