DonkLand Road Show Punta Cana.... It's already gettin' off the chain.....

**packerd_00** · 02-03-17, 12:34 AM

Is JJ coming,you should try and do a quick vid with him.

**Seaweed** · 02-03-17, 12:35 AM

I was gonna go but then again i am not a fan of mexicans

**The Kraken** · 02-03-17, 12:57 AM

Did Waves go? I wouldnt be surprised if Donk just gives him a love tap, maybe a bitch slap to let him know who alpha is. Im 99% sure Opie gonna get punk'd as well

**packerd_00** · 02-03-17, 01:28 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

I was gonna go but then again i am not a fan of mexicans

Don't meet many Mexicans over in Britain.

**jjgold** · 02-03-17, 06:32 AM

Originally posted by packerd_00

Is JJ coming,you should try and do a quick vid with him.

no

complications

**Auto Donk** · 02-03-17, 08:37 AM

Donk (fighting immense hangover with mimosa and bloody marys), checking in....

and speaking of checks, check the box next to "wife ride me in the hottub in exhibitionism display in Punta Cana" on the bucket list.....

ps.... chi arch, pull me aside at the Bash meet n greet, and I'll give you the details.... ask about the shadows appearing on our wall of human heads peaking out from behind the palm trees.... it'll crack you up....

hotel management didn't find it too funny, tho......

**Auto Donk** · 02-03-17, 08:57 AM

update: grainy hot tub vid to follow here shortly.....

sbr mods may have to turn the other way for a few moments.... haven't seen it myself at this point......

enjoy!

**jjgold** · 02-03-17, 08:58 AM

Automan my people said nobody has seen you
Are you even there?

**Auto Donk** · 02-03-17, 09:00 AM

auto donk, auto dolph, whatever.....

we are frisky:

**Fire in da hole** · 02-03-17, 09:07 AM

Turn the fukn light on the on the cellphone

looked like one of seaweeds videos

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 02-03-17, 09:09 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

Donk (fighting immense hangover with mimosa and bloody marys), checking in....

and speaking of checks, check the box next to "wife ride me in the hottub in exhibitionism display in Punta Cana" on the bucket list.....

ps.... chi arch, pull me aside at the Bash meet n greet, and I'll give you the details.... ask about the shadows appearing on our wall of human heads peaking out from behind the palm trees.... it'll crack you up....

hotel management didn't find it too funny, tho......

I was 3 rooms over. It wasn't pleasant.

**Auto Donk** · 02-03-17, 09:10 AM

at least i'm not whispering and sniffling.....

AND, you can hear a woman's voice.... something u never get in a seeweed video (unless it's his f'n mother shouting down to the basement for him to STFU and go to bed).....

**Fire in da hole** · 02-03-17, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

at least i'm not whispering and sniffling.....

AND, you can hear a woman's voice.... something u never get in a seeweed video (unless it's his f'n mother shouting down to the basement for him to STFU and go to bed).....

True, seaweed videos are something out of the exorcist

**jjgold** · 02-03-17, 10:02 AM

lol

This autumn is a sicko

**Auto Donk** · 02-03-17, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

lol

This autumn is a sicko

you say that like it's a "bad" thing......

**Auto Donk** · 02-03-17, 10:04 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Automan my people said nobody has seen you
Are you even there?

i hired two big dominicans to beat the shit out of anyone asking questions near my compound.....

**Auto Donk** · 02-03-17, 10:06 AM

ps... tipped the conceirge a c-note to keep the ice coming, so far it's resulted in two complimentary bottles of champagne and pitchers of orange juice, and a bottle of grey goose vodka the girth of which wouldn't even fit in bobbywaves well-traveled bunghole.....

**Auto Donk** · 02-03-17, 01:40 PM

little afternoon shoppin' spree done.....

afternoon will involve the following....

mamajuana purported to be "liquid ecstacy".....

will report back in about 5-6 hrs with a knowledgable review of this claim.....

**RoastKing** · 02-03-17, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Have fun Donker!!!

That's a solid 6

**Auto Donk** · 02-03-17, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by RoastKing

That's a solid 6

and she takes a solid "9".......

and you're on the top of my "knock the fuk out for doggin' my movie star calibre wife" when your carcass comes into view.....

ps... she just assured me that she's "six more" than you've probably ever been in the presence of.....

**grease lightnin** · 02-03-17, 01:51 PM

Donk has buried all other bash goers. Nobody posts a vid to top those accommodations.

Donker verified.

**RoastKing** · 02-03-17, 01:52 PM

[QUOTE=Auto Donk;26762050]and she takes a solid "9".......

She has a black boyfriend?

**Auto Donk** · 02-03-17, 01:57 PM

what can I say.....

I'm part Dominican......

watch my vid, "newbie".... focus in on this frame of said vid:

**Jayvegas420** · 02-03-17, 03:57 PM

Shithole
Be
Rigged

**Auto Donk** · 02-03-17, 05:20 PM

steak and lobster beachside on tap for tonight.....

bad ass photos of the day/dinner/dessert to follow at some point.....

I think the D.R. gov't blocked our emails after she sent some of the vids from last night....

suddenly nothing's going through......

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-03-17, 05:28 PM

Can't wait for the "dessert" photos.

**Auto Donk** · 02-03-17, 05:31 PM

ddd, the side boob on her beachside getup earlier this afternoon had me embarrassed all f'n afternoon.....

no, not from what she had showin, but because everytime I got up, i was sportin 3/4 wood, and having to adjust....

wife was actually gettin' hot watchin' the other babes on the beach gasp at my shit, even at only "half mast"......

**Auto Donk** · 02-03-17, 06:20 PM

.............. she keep it pumpin, straight to my heart...................

**Smoke** · 02-03-17, 07:10 PM

This thread rules!

**jjgold** · 02-03-17, 07:17 PM

Next is the foursome this guy had

somebody buy me a ticket to houston please

**Auto Donk** · 02-03-17, 07:26 PM

only four????

fatboy, u better grab ur abacus......

shit is out of control once we got decked out for the evening.....

all the babes workin' here are really throwin' down the "ola's" with some real sensuality.......

and the french duo -- both babes clad in thongs -- can't keep their eyes off my lady......

**jjgold** · 02-03-17, 10:08 PM

No show here

**Auto Donk** · 02-04-17, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

No show here

vids up soon.....

too "BUSY" to post em last night.....

first, a still shot of us out at blue beach......

**jjgold** · 02-04-17, 09:58 AM

**The Kraken** · 02-04-17, 10:03 AM

Donk is on another level