DonkLand Road Show Punta Cana.... It's already gettin' off the chain.....

**PittsburghPlayer** · 02-05-17, 06:39 PM

I like Falcons under.

I am sure you have more on the over than I do on under...
so GO FALCONS and the
OVER !!

you are my High Class/High Rollin Brother

**Auto Donk** · 02-05-17, 06:42 PM

gl, PP....

i'm on a hot streak.....

even new who was the stone cold lock in today's sbr bad ass poker trny:

**jjgold** · 02-05-17, 06:56 PM

None of my reporters have seen in automan

**PittsburghPlayer** · 02-05-17, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

gl, PP....

i'm on a hot streak.....

even new who was the stone cold lock in today's sbr bad ass poker trny:

Hot streak?

I`ll say.

since the first day I`ve known ya!!

**stealthyburrito** · 02-05-17, 07:18 PM

We're lacking pics of the wife's

**jjgold** · 02-05-17, 07:29 PM

Automan send me full nudes of her

Stop
Being pussy

Thanks

**Auto Donk** · 02-07-17, 01:12 AM

back in texas....

thanks, SBR, for a first-class get-together..... top notch all the way.......

**19th Hole** · 02-07-17, 02:40 AM

Donker laffing his ass off thru customs...
Nothing like being high as a kite going thru customs.
Welcome Home.

**jjgold** · 02-07-17, 06:01 AM

fuk him

**blap10** · 02-07-17, 08:48 AM

Welcome home donker

**Auto Donk** · 02-07-17, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by blap10

Welcome home donker

thanks, blap....

while it's good to be back, it was kind of sad to leave..... wish I had another week to spend down there......

once my wife emails me more photos (a good one of me and Opti comes to mind), and the infamous "tit-diving" hot tub snippet, I should be able to commemorate the trip in style......

**Auto Donk** · 02-07-17, 10:10 PM

**Bostongambler** · 02-07-17, 10:18 PM

Donk u look like Dan Majerle

**slayer14** · 02-08-17, 12:11 AM

Donk would you let JJ fook your wife

**jjgold** · 02-08-17, 06:16 AM

Slayer I think he would

The kid likes me

**Auto Donk** · 02-08-17, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by slayer14

Donk would you let JJ fook your wife

once, on SNL, back before they became such a bastiion of liberal hatred, there was a sketch with Woody Harrelson and Phil Hartman and that tall black bitch on the show, that was a take off of the demi moore/robert redford/harrelson flick called "Indecent Proposal"

the skit was "Ignorant Proposoal", and Phill Hartman, playing redford's characvter, offered woody and his black wife, "five dollars and five pounds of hamburger meat" to bang the black ho......

they fretted all night over the decision, making comments like "we could sure use that hamburger meat".......

the proposal of JJ even touching my wife, or perhaps even being in a room with a bed in it in her presence, is more ignorant -- by a factor of 1,000 -- than the ignorant proposal in the SNL skit......

**jjgold** · 02-08-17, 09:22 AM

fuk you wannabe mobster

**Auto Donk** · 02-08-17, 10:19 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

fuk you wannabe mobster

pretty tough talk from a guy who's afraid to meet me in Vegas or even show his ass at a SBR Bash due to the fear of what I will do to him......

pretty sure I know what you look like in real life, you little coward......

**Auto Donk** · 02-08-17, 10:38 AM

let's sum up the typical JJ photo and video on SBR, then do the same with the typical DonkLand photo and video......

first, the photos:

JJ typical photo:

and now, typical donk photo:

and now, the videos:

first, typical JJ video:

and now, just the latest vid from the DonkLand Roadshow Punta Cana (with more to follow later this week):

**jjgold** · 02-08-17, 12:36 PM

Automan no pussy in that latest video

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 02-08-17, 01:28 PM

I'm just a popcorn-eating movie-goer......but I prefer JJ's videos. Less bluster, more creativity.

**Auto Donk** · 02-08-17, 01:32 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Automan no pussy in that latest video

i have to wait until my wife leaves her phone unattended.... then i can grab it and send myself the vids..... we shot them all on her phone.... she knows better than to give me control of our "playtime vids."

here's hopin she hasn't erased the ones I have in mind........

**jjgold** · 02-08-17, 01:40 PM

I want to see your wife riding you all angles

**Auto Donk** · 02-08-17, 07:53 PM

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-08-17, 08:00 PM

The titty photos are going to be great.

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 02-08-17, 08:23 PM

it was a pleasure meeting you and Mrs Donk

**jjgold** · 02-08-17, 08:34 PM

I heard automan was a dick in person

Is it true?

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 02-08-17, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I heard automan was a dick in person

Is it true?

don't believe the hype, jj

**jjgold** · 02-08-17, 09:10 PM

I wonder if he wears those shirts with his name on it in Houston and Amerillo

**Mac4Lyfe** · 02-08-17, 09:40 PM

Donk - you have a lovely wife and looks like ya'll had a great time. Thanks for the updates. nice thread.

**Auto Donk** · 02-09-17, 06:28 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I wonder if he wears those shirts with his name on it in Houston and Amerillo

Chris Moneymaker was unknown to the poker world the last time I was in "Amerillo", and wouldn't be known for another ten years..... I had to take a deposition of a "joe dirt-lookin" trucker in 1994 who lived up there..... haven't been back since.

thanks, Jake and Mac, for the kind words..... It was indeed a pleasure getting to meet Jake and the rest of the poker crew, and the non-poker crew.....

lookin' forward to the next one!

as for the donk shirts, JJ, only two people are wearing them now... one is my Wife, and the other is Natalie.... both wear them as "nighties" when they retire for an evening of peaceful sleep and sweet dreams.... they "heart" Donk.....

no other SBR member can boast those facts......

**jjgold** · 02-09-17, 06:47 AM

Automan did you fuk Natalie???

If you show proof it could make you a legend

**Auto Donk** · 02-09-17, 06:57 AM

Of course not, I have too much respect for both my Wife and Natalie to even attempt such a move.....

But, she did say she would wear an "I love Donk" tshirt to bed each night.....

**jjgold** · 02-09-17, 08:17 AM

Automan I would love to see a sex video

Post them on Porn Hub

**Fire in da hole** · 02-09-17, 08:26 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Automan I would love to see a sex video

Post them on Porn Hub

When was the last time you got a piece JJ?