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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #176
    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
    Donker!!

    Were they best buds? Like Besties or BFFs?

    I like how you roll Donker.
    yes, they were...... bff's and damn near in love with each other at some point before i met the brunette......

    thanks for the ten pts, DDD.... the unedited of that last photo is worth several hundred!!! lol.........that blonde has one pretty "p"
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    • DiggityDaggityDo
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-30-08
      • 81450

      #177
      Donker has your wife seen these pictures?

      Does she know you still have these pictures?
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #178
        Originally posted by jjgold
        Automan you have a lot of girlfriends
        not any more.... married and off the market unless my wife wants to grab a hot babe off the rack for a threesome........ key is always, always let your wife pick out your prey...... the second you recommend or point a babe out, it ain't happening...... even if your wife would actually have loved to tag her with her strapon......
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #179
          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
          Donker has your wife seen these pictures?

          Does she know you still have these pictures?
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          • manny24
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 10-22-07
            • 20046

            #180
            Holy balls Donker!
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #181
              Originally posted by chico2663
              donk you have girls with a little color in them. mex,asians or negroes please.ll
              damn, had one of some beautiful asi-tang sitting in my window sill naked looking sexy as hell, can't find it....... just picture her naked, on my window sill...... you get the point...........

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              there was her, and a half'american/half vietnamese babe exchange student..... those nudes are either on an old lap top or were actually purged when my IT specialist wife reformatted a computer........ either way, solid gold treasure material has been lost.........

              but again, boys, we're just gettin started........
              Last edited by Auto Donk; 01-08-15, 07:20 PM.
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #182
                Automan it would be epic if your 5-5, 301 and home in a fukkin towel watching fukkin porn and just finding pics on the net

                Lol..................hey young lad I have seen every conman in NJ and cannot be fooled

                How about this LAD..........we go on live tonight SKYPE VIDEO and you unrobe your girl in front of me???
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                • DiggityDaggityDo
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 11-30-08
                  • 81450

                  #183
                  Originally posted by jjgold
                  Automan it would be epic if your 5-5, 301 and home in a fukkin towel watching fukkin porn and just finding pics on the net

                  Lol..................hey young lad I have seen every conman in NJ and cannot be fooled

                  How about this LAD..........we go on live tonight SKYPE VIDEO and you unrobe your girl in front of me???
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #184
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    Automan it would be epic if your 5-5, 301 and home in a fukkin towel watching fukkin porn and just finding pics on the net

                    Lol..................hey young lad I have seen every conman in NJ and cannot be fooled

                    How about this LAD..........we go on live tonight SKYPE VIDEO and you unrobe your girl in front of me???
                    how about you go back to vegas, actually win, and toss five large my way for that delectable treat......

                    as for me, i'm 6'2, 220, 44" chest, 34" waist, full head of dark hair, and can lay the pipe...... my wife, who is now looking over my shoulder, says she'll send you a photo.........

                    of me.........
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #185
                      Automan you want no part of me

                      Back off

                      I am broke and dangerous
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #186
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        Automan you want no part of me

                        Back off

                        I am broke and dangerous
                        let's do this...... I'm not as ripped as I used to be (see my photo below, which i know i probably shouldn't post, as despite being a f'n stud, I've kinda laid off the working out as of late, and have put on a few pounds.....) but i can still shuck and jive and kick some ass..... you should've come by and seen me in houston............. we coulda settled this man - o - to man- o........

                        the wife and I will still treat you to dinner, even tho you'll be all bruised up........

                        bottom line: don't penetrate with this:

























































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                        • chico2663
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 09-02-10
                          • 36915

                          #187
                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                          let's do this...... I'm not as ripped as I used to be (see my photo below, which i know i probably shouldn't post, as despite being a f'n stud, I've kinda laid off the working out as of late, and have put on a few pounds.....) but i can still shuck and jive and kick some ass..... you should've come by and seen me in houston............. we coulda settled this man - o - to man- o........

                          the wife and I will still treat you to dinner, even tho you'll be all bruised up........


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                          donk how did u get my pic?
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                          • Swaggy P
                            SBR MVP
                            • 01-28-14
                            • 1091

                            #188
                            Originally posted by opie1988
                            Uhhhh.....just got thru saying I didn't care if you were purple as long as you could help my basketball team. So I think that proves I'm not a racist.

                            You say you're not black or white. I assume you must be an oriental fella? I can live with that.

                            Give us kind of a Jeremy Lin type of vibe. Great for marketing.
                            Doesn't matter to you what I am but no I'm not oriental. Also you may not be a racist but that doesn't change the fact that as a southern white you may have had grandparents who were slave owners or who supported the trade.
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                            • Ra77er
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-20-11
                              • 10969

                              #189
                              Curry Swag
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                              • opie1988
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-12-10
                                • 23429

                                #190
                                Originally posted by Swaggy P
                                Doesn't matter to you what I am but no I'm not oriental. Also you may not be a racist but that doesn't change the fact that as a southern white you may have had grandparents who were slave owners or who supported the trade.
                                Hey dumbfukk....unless my grandparents are 170 years old, it would've been kind of tough for them to have been involved in the slave trade.

                                Whatever you are, pretty clear you're a dumb liberal prikk...who clearly longs to be a black guy.

                                Thought you quit gambling?
                                Fukk you still doing here?
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #191
                                  my grandfather did make an off the cuff comment back in around '78 or so, when the yankees signed winfield for a million bucks.....

                                  "a million dollars???? I remember when you used to get a whole truckload for $100.00!!!"
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #192
                                    Autodonk

                                    I am 5-4, 270

                                    Don't fuk with me Bro
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                                    • Swaggy P
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 01-28-14
                                      • 1091

                                      #193
                                      Originally posted by opie1988
                                      Hey dumbfukk....unless my grandparents are 170 years old, it would've been kind of tough for them to have been involved in the slave trade.

                                      Whatever you are, pretty clear you're a dumb liberal prikk...who clearly longs to be a black guy.

                                      Thought you quit gambling?
                                      Fukk you still doing here?
                                      Big deal I forgot to add the "grand" before grandparents. Still doesn't change the fact that you have come from a long line of racist inbred backward minded hillbilly garbage just like any other white from the south. Instead of calling me names and trying to put me down you should accept the truth and be ashamed of yourself for belonging to the same bloodline as them. I bet if it wasn't for Abraham Lincoln you dumb assholes who have zero humanity in them would still be doing the same thing. Unbelievably shameless and pathetic people you are.
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                                      • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 05-08-14
                                        • 14988

                                        #194
                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        Autodonk

                                        I am 5-4, 270

                                        Don't fuk with me Bro

                                        Jj according to spreadsheet your are 1247-1229-29
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                                        • opie1988
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 09-12-10
                                          • 23429

                                          #195
                                          Originally posted by Swaggy P
                                          Big deal I forgot to add the "grand" before grandparents. Still doesn't change the fact that you have come from a long line of racist inbred backward minded hillbilly garbage just like any other white from the south. Instead of calling me names and trying to put me down you should accept the truth and be ashamed of yourself for belonging to the same bloodline as them. I bet if it wasn't for Abraham Lincoln you dumb assholes who have zero humanity in them would still be doing the same thing. Unbelievably shameless and pathetic people you are.
                                          Lincoln would be a liberal democrat today. I'd probably hate his guts.

                                          If the South would've won...we'd have had it made
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                                          • Da Manster!
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 07-13-07
                                            • 17720

                                            #196
                                            Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                            although one of my best all-time stories of show-boating is part of this fun night, I won't gloat or spill the details of AD in his prime, knockin' em out, two at a time........ you guys canf figure these out, methinks......

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                                            nothing quite like havin' ur girl staring u in the eyes while doin' her girl 69......... well, actually, there are quite a lot of things that went down this particular night that were quite a bit better....... but i'll stop here for now.......

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                                            • Swaggy P
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 01-28-14
                                              • 1091

                                              #197
                                              Originally posted by opie1988
                                              Lincoln would be a liberal democrat today. I'd probably hate his guts.

                                              If the South would've won...we'd have had it made
                                              Yeah I know you people are sick in the head. Thanks for proving my point and letting your true colors shine!
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                                              • Da Manster!
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 07-13-07
                                                • 17720

                                                #198
                                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                you got the meter runnin' on the hooches? as promised, here's a lil taste of what Htown has to offer... actually she came up from Tiki Island (down near Galveston) for a "Day with Donk"...... the roof top pool at the Bayou Lofts never had such pretty scenery as this:

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                                                enjoy, gents........

                                                ps.... she said the rustic look of my loft, heads and all, was awesome.... or maybe she was just being nice so I'd give her a third go-round that afternoon......
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                                                • Swaggy P
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 01-28-14
                                                  • 1091

                                                  #199
                                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                  not any more.... married and off the market unless my wife wants to grab a hot babe off the rack for a threesome........ key is always, always let your wife pick out your prey...... the second you recommend or point a babe out, it ain't happening...... even if your wife would actually have loved to tag her with her strapon......
                                                  Just curious, would you say it was a good decision to have gotten married? Better than being single?
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                                                  • Auto Donk
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 09-03-13
                                                    • 43558

                                                    #200
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    Autodonk

                                                    I am 5-4, 270

                                                    Don't fuk with me Bro
                                                    i have a long reach and benched 400 in college; still kick ass, and am mean as shit....... obviously, we need to go have some beers and just pray someone is dumb enough to fuk with us!
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                                                    • opie1988
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 09-12-10
                                                      • 23429

                                                      #201
                                                      Originally posted by Swaggy P
                                                      Just curious, would you say it was a good decision to have gotten married? Better than being single?
                                                      Swag....you gay, bro?
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                                                      • Swaggy P
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 01-28-14
                                                        • 1091

                                                        #202
                                                        Originally posted by opie1988
                                                        Swag....you gay, bro?
                                                        No not into that kind of stuff but as a civilized human being I respect them as people. That may not be true for you as I'm sensing some strong narrow mindedness but to each their own.

                                                        I was asking the question as I've met many married people in my life who've been very miserable. Very few who seemed happy.
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                                                        • Auto Donk
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 09-03-13
                                                          • 43558

                                                          #203
                                                          Originally posted by Swaggy P
                                                          Just curious, would you say it was a good decision to have gotten married? Better than being single?
                                                          obviously, there's pros and cons of marriage.......... in my forties now, was time to settle down and quit playin' the field. found the right one; the only one I've ever felt that i TRULY WANTED TO MARRY (including my first wife, who i married when i was young and dumb and still in law school)..... so yes, i'm very content with my decision..... and she's a friskly little philly who covers ALL the bases......

                                                          and, when u reach your forties, you tend to look more toward the bigger picture, and not just how much fun you could have with those two twins checking out your 650ci who you just know are "low hangin' fruit."

                                                          and sure, I talk a little smack, and can harken back to my glory days, but this song is probably more of what I'm headed toward in the near future:

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                                                          • jjgold
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-20-05
                                                            • 388179

                                                            #204
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                                                            • The Kraken
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 12-25-11
                                                              • 28918

                                                              #205
                                                              Was it Donker that used to post pics of his Asian girls for JJ?
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                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388179

                                                                #206
                                                                Krackles I do not know

                                                                This guy could begetting pictures from porn magazines
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                                                                • King Mayan
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 09-22-10
                                                                  • 21326

                                                                  #207
                                                                  Thank god the south is filled with a bunch of inbred dumbfukks or they could have won the war..
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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388179

                                                                    #208
                                                                    I think Houston is one of the biggest states as far as sports bettors also
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                                                                    • Swaggy P
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 01-28-14
                                                                      • 1091

                                                                      #209
                                                                      Originally posted by King Mayan
                                                                      Thank god the south is filled with a bunch of inbred dumbfukks or they could have won the war..
                                                                      In my opinion I don't think they were any different from Nazis. History shows that they were known for their harsh treatments of anyone who was not white. Lynchings, slavery, genocides you know name it. Pure barbarianism. There was a lot of subjugation and mistreatment of natives here in Canada as well by the British elite when they conquered the land but nothing even close to the level of cruelty that non whites faced in the south.
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                                                                      • Auto Donk
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 09-03-13
                                                                        • 43558

                                                                        #210
                                                                        well now, here's another shot from another angle...... JJ -- as you have expressed some skepticism of the source of these photos -- take note of the same brick wall, same dresser, same surroundings....

                                                                        all of these treasures will come from that same epic bachelor's pad...... from the first of jen, to mel, to these and to others...... all taken on the sixth floor of a legendary resident (me) of the Bayou Lofts in Houston.... (hell, u can google bayou lofts, and see interiors exposed brick that looks, OH MY GOSH.... just like my loft in the photos).

                                                                        and trust me, this upscale building has never been used for any pornshoots other than my own of course.

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                                                                        I'm sure most of you can tell what my next move was, after setting down the camera...... given my positioning behind the blonde....... give me a "d"..... give me an "o"....... give me a "g"..... give me another "g"............
                                                                        Last edited by Auto Donk; 01-09-15, 09:06 AM. Reason: ps....... again, don't know why the hell sbr is rotating my award winning photography 90 degrees to the left........ wtf?
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