Right Now Texas Our Strongest SBR State

[Russian Rocket]

we're just gettin' started...... tomorrow's edition will contain a few "hooches" that double-teamed me -- and had a helluva time doin' each other as well, for that matter -- on my birthday back in 2006..... (and although they will generally be r rated, being the betpoint whore that i am, i could probably send a few xxx from that night for the right price via pm....... lol!)

[Auto Donk]

Many think King Mayan the toughest guy on sbr????

Auto stay away from him as I do not want you to get hurt

I pity the fool that fcks with me!!!!!!!

Fck King Mayan!!!! Just as the mutha fckn Mayans became extinct, I will render this mutha fck'n prick extinct!!

(obviously, JJ, I'm just foolin' around with KM and makin' a play on someone's comment about texas being chock-full of internet toughguys..... I'm not fighting anyone from SBR who's not named Bobby Waves.....)

[jjgold]

The king tries to intimidate posters and has gone so far and trying to get money off them

I believe a few paid him

I have offered to meet him numerous times in front of Caesar's Palace to fight but he never showed

[opie1988]

The king tries to intimidate posters and has gone so far and trying to get money off them

I believe a few paid him

I have offered to meet him numerous times in front of Caesar's Palace to fight but he never showed

He tried intimidating people at the bash a few years ago. Ask him how that turned out for him.

Or should I just release the vid?????

[Auto Donk]

He tried intimidating people at the bash a few years ago. Ask him how that turned out for him.

Or should I just release the vid?????

Chimp already hacked it from the SBR archives....... just outside the casino area:

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Mayan was supposed to meet a poster and fight him at a liquor store in South Central. The other poster never showed up and Mayan got it all on video.

The liquor store owner thought Mayan was going to rob him, then Mayan gets the phone number of some hot latina who thinks Mayan is recording her.

That was a classic video.

[Auto Donk]

Mayan was supposed to meet a poster and fight him at a liquor store in South Central. The other poster never showed up and Mayan got it all on video.

The liquor store owner thought Mayan was going to rob him, then Mayan gets the phone number of some hot latina who thinks Mayan is recording her.

That was a classic video.

damn...... sounds awesome....... where can we find this treasure?

[jjgold]

Opie you'll never released that video

I saw it and it was epic I wish I copied it

100% verified



Opie at a previous bash slapped mayan in the face a few times and the guy didn't do anything

I don't know what triggered it but Opie was really mad.

Mayan looks scared after the slaps and apologized and walked away

[Auto Donk]

Opie you'll never released that video

I saw it and it was epic I wish I copied it

100% verified



Opie at a previous bash slapped mayan in the face a few times and the guy didn't do anything

I don't know what triggered it but Opie was really mad.

Mayan looks scared after the slaps and apologized and walked away

i'll put up a hundred points to see it..........

[jjgold]

I offered Opie $500 and he will not give it to me

He and Mayan must of made some sort of offline agreement

[Auto Donk]

wow, if $500 didn't do it, $5.00 surely won't.......

well fck it, I'll just have to post more photos of.... what did that guy call them..... uh, that's right, "hoochies" .... that came through my bachelor's pad back in the day despite those two cheesy, tasteless deer heads on the wall.........

btw... those anlters caught many a pair of panties being thrown off in the throes of passion.......

[King Mayan]

opie can only dream..

[Auto Donk]

out of boredom, i'll toss this little philly into the mix...........

and don't worry, diggity, this won't effect tomorrow's early edition threesome photos...........



by the way, whoever the fck it was who was hatin' on my f'n deer horns, they not only look bad ass, they come in handy, as this sweet lil thang was HANDCUFFED to the mother fckin' horns.........

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donk, the link does not work for me.

[Auto Donk]

Donk, the link does not work for me.

any better?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

That works.

I see you put that broad up against the wall, "King Mayan" style.

[jjgold]

who is that?

[Auto Donk]

who is that?

an old acquaintance of mine....... no name droppin'..... I don't "fist and tell".......

[TEXAS MICKEY]

Every Yankee and Texas Hata needs one these in his ass.

[jjgold]

Mayan hiding

Automan post more nudes man

[manny24]

held it down in the D for a minute

Lakewood bitches yaheardme

[opie1988]

held it down in the D for a minute

Lakewood bitches yaheardme

U.O.E.N.O.

All dayyyy. Errrrry dayyy.

[Thor4140]

out of boredom, i'll toss this little philly into the mix...........

and don't worry, diggity, this won't effect tomorrow's early edition threesome photos...........



by the way, whoever the fck it was who was hatin' on my f'n deer horns, they not only look bad ass, they come in handy, as this sweet lil thang was HANDCUFFED to the mother fckin' horns.........

They look ridiculous and it looks like u like ur girls on the thick side.

[Auto Donk]

They look ridiculous and it looks like u like ur girls on the thick side.

i like em... well, uh, "liked" them, as im married now, in all shapes/sizes..... you'll see tha va-rye-uh-tee --i.e., the "spice of life" -- as we continue down this little stroll down memory lane in the days, possibly weeks, to come........

but seriously, you tellin' me this firm, plump, round boo-tay doesn't wanna make you just take a fn' bite out of it???? if not, my niqqa, you must like boys.......

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I would nibble on that.

[jjgold]

I would probably bang a girl up to 210 pounds max

[Auto Donk]

p.s.... i should probably add this: i'm not judgmental on size/shape, within certain limits.... but the one thing that defines "my type" is based on the woman's mind..... if she's got game -- menatally and physical performance wise, and has confidence, a sense of adventure and the "right mind" sexually, that is what makes her most attractive to me. I'd take a six with "physical and mental game" over a ten with insecurities/cold fishedness any day of the week........ Connecting mentally with your partner is the key. And rest assured, any woman who proceeded to the "let's photograph or video this" stage with me had mental/physical game/confidence way above the average babe......

[frostno98]

Texas is a state of Steers and queers.

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

Texas is a state of Steers and queers.

This thread is already 4 pages long...Did you really think this post would be original?...old joke...even in this thread...

[Auto Donk]

Texas is a state of Steers and queers.

you forgot the "and i don't see no horns on you, boy" half of the quote.........

[Ra77er]

We don't need no stinking badges

[jjgold]

p.s.... i should probably add this: i'm not judgmental on size/shape, within certain limits.... but the one thing that defines "my type" is based on the woman's mind..... if she's got game -- menatally and physical performance wise, and has confidence, a sense of adventure and the "right mind" sexually, that is what makes her most attractive to me. I'd take a six with "physical and mental game" over a ten with insecurities/cold fishedness any day of the week........ Connecting mentally with your partner is the key. And rest assured, any woman who proceeded to the "let's photograph or video this" stage with me had mental/physical game/confidence way above the average babe......

game over

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

^ jj are you wishing you had bought that silicone keyboard protector about now?...a lot easier than poping out the keys to clean the man goo...Live and learn

[texhooper]

the stars at night are big and bright

[Russian Rocket]

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any better?

who is that?

an old acquaintance of mine....... no name droppin'..... I don't "fist and tell".......

you fukkin guys...that's why I love this board

the name of the photo is 'resized_MEL' ....I mean... HEEEEL-OOOOO

was it Melanie or Melissa, Donker?...or maybe a Melody