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no, she was no anal, tho she and my girl took turns on each other with a rather large strapon.... that was worth the price of admission alone....Originally posted by Russian Rocket
chubby? let me tell u, that girl was loaded with game and her nickname was "honeydripper." I know you get that reference, she would ooze honey that would "cobweb" down to her inner thighs........ one of the best p's ever...... and i could give a fck about "chubby" when she had a mind like she did, and a flaxen sweet spot that could milk loads out of me whenever she wanted.....Comment -
Yeah I gotcha manOriginally posted by Auto Donk
Donker you would be great at writing a fkn erotic novels book...I think that's what you should do dude...Dangles and I are gonna be first in line to buy that shit
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Heck yeah... I'll buy the one year subscription.Originally posted by Russian RocketYeah I gotcha man
Donker you would be great at writing a fkn erotic novels book...I think that's what you should do dude...Dangles and I are gonna be first in line to buy that shitComment -
I'll buy a one year subscription to a peep hole in Donker's loftOriginally posted by DiggityDaggityDoComment -
i dumped the loft when i decided to get married...... back in 08...... it wasn't conducive to a monogamous relationship......Originally posted by Russian Rocket
and now i'm in my forties, and generally not the wild man i was in my thirties..... i've matured a good deal, and, in fact, i may have lost a step, or two..... so now this is more in line with my present state of mind.......
ah........ who the fck am I kiddin'...... let's hit it!!Comment -
Originally posted by Russian Rocket
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Hey Donker, do you think you could still pull the tail you used to, now that you are in your 40's and your balls are all wrinkly?Originally posted by Auto DonkComment -
sure..... by the time they;re teabaggin' wrinkly balls, the tail has already been pulled......Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
plus, back in my heyday, by the middle of the weekend, after firing off as many as I had -- to the point I was practically cumming air -- i'm sure the ol sack wasn't exactly full then, and noone ever seemed to complain........Comment -
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Well, JJ..... as it seemed like avatar changin' was the theme of the day, I changed my to a new "rub n tug" joint around the corner from my neighborhood....... Come to Htown for a visit, and I may treat you to an "extreme massage," whatever the penetrate that is.......
I don' t know if you've ever been in the "extortion business," but I'm quite certain if you sat in the parking lot of the strip center this new place is located in, and wrote down the license plates, makes, models of the vehicles (and take a few photos), I could use my contacts within HPD to identify the rednecks getting handjobs, etc., at the place, contact them and let em know if they don't send us a couple of hundred bucks, their wives are gonna get the photos of them parked at and going into the rub n tug place......... could be a gold mine!Comment -
extortion business dangerous..no thanks man
I was born to be a pimp but now thats tough in Vegas
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AD's "True Fck'n Playa PopQuiz"
alright....... as this thread has become as stale as the crusty jism that dried up on Jen's
while sunbathing on the rooftop in her thong, we're going to freshen things up a little by adding a little feature that calls for audience participation/interaction......
(and no, diggity, I don' t mean feverishly jerking off to more nude photos of babes I've nailed, you've done quite enough of that already.......)
No, today, a little Pop Quiz. You know, the type of quiz you hated in school....... Well, this one will be a bit more fun than those. Today, you are going to be asked to judge/assess AD's skillz in closing, ie, is he a true f'n playa. That's right, you're going to be presented with a photo taken from the rooftop of the Bayou Lofts, and asked to determine which, if any, of the babes AD closed on that evening. The photo is taken right at dusk, after the four of us had drank a couple of bottles of wine, and were about to head out on a friday or sat evening, I think.... tho it may have been a Sunday Funday.......
regardless, the women in the photo go from to left to right, and we'll number them 1, 2 and 3 from left to right.
Pop Quiz Question (and since you degens hate essays, i wont ask you to write in 1000 words or less what I did to them (if anything at all), but rather it will be a simple multiple choice quiz -- the kind we all loved -- and remember, fifty percent of your class grade rides on this exam:
Which of the three of these babes, if any, did AD have sexual relations with before sunrise the following day:
a. none of the above
b. nos. 1 and 2
c. nos. 1 and 3
d. nos 2 and 3
e. all of the above
f. all of the above and one additional friend of theirs not in the photo
FIRST CORRECT ANSWER POSTED WINS 50 PTS (to be awarded as soon as I can win 50 actual points in poker instead of losing my ass to repeated donk suckouts)!!!!Comment -
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I am not looking forward to getting old.Comment -
F.all of the above and one additional friend of theirs not in the photoComment -
anyone else want to chime in? i may post another shot as a "hint" of what unfolded later that night..........Comment -
maybe for or five shots..........Comment -
D, e and f are taken.
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alright let me try one more timeOriginally posted by Auto Donkalright....... as this thread has become as stale as the crusty jism that dried up on Jen's while sunbathing on the rooftop in her thong, we're going to freshen things up a little by adding a little feature that calls for audience participation/interaction......
(and no, diggity, I don' t mean feverishly jerking off to more nude photos of babes I've nailed, you've done quite enough of that already.......)
No, today, a little Pop Quiz. You know, the type of quiz you hated in school....... Well, this one will be a bit more fun than those. Today, you are going to be asked to judge/assess AD's skillz in closing, ie, is he a true f'n playa. That's right, you're going to be presented with a photo taken from the rooftop of the Bayou Lofts, and asked to determine which, if any, of the babes AD closed on that evening. The photo is taken right at dusk, after the four of us had drank a couple of bottles of wine, and were about to head out on a friday or sat evening, I think.... tho it may have been a Sunday Funday.......
regardless, the women in the photo go from to left to right, and we'll number them 1, 2 and 3 from left to right.
Pop Quiz Question (and since you degens hate essays, i wont ask you to write in 1000 words or less what I did to them (if anything at all), but rather it will be a simple multiple choice quiz -- the kind we all loved -- and remember, fifty percent of your class grade rides on this exam:
Which of the three of these babes, if any, did AD have sexual relations with before sunrise the following day:
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a. none of the above
b. nos. 1 and 2
c. nos. 1 and 3
d. nos 2 and 3
e. all of the above
f. all of the above and one additional friend of theirs not in the photo
FIRST CORRECT ANSWER POSTED WINS 50 PTS (to be awarded as soon as I can win 50 actual points in poker instead of losing my ass to repeated donk suckouts)!!!!
f. all of the above and one additional friend of theirs not in the photo
+ you stuffed that TECATE can in each one of their assholes
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just wanted to drop in and say fukk texas for numerous reasons...Comment -
Teaser, this thread is no longer about Texas.
It's about hoes now.Comment -
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sharp from Austin checking in...Comment -
JUST GETTTING BACK TO having enouggh time to post the winner of my quiz...........
i'll do it photographically.............
and yes, we have a winner...........Comment -
p.s......... also couldn't find this thread for a few days.......... did they, in the words of many a true, legit, gambler who doesn't need any fun or non-betting-advice-related post, "SALOON THIS SHIT!!!!" ????Comment -
THAT'S the main problem with these f'n "player's talk fcks....." they never get any pussy..........Comment -
Texas does have hos some I'm down....and so are they that's one thing I will give Texas their woman are DTF.Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDoComment -
Originally posted by Auto Donk
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and a real big Texas "fffffuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk yyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu!!!!" right back at u, seal........Originally posted by teaserpleaser
ps, how the fck could that euro-skank heidi ever come with that nasty m-fcker who's face looked like it had been straight-up stabbed with an icepick 2,200 times........... damn she must be a freak......Comment -
for sure....scandanavian chicks not all but a lot like black guys...ALOT I know because when I was living In Thailand a lot of Swedish chicks on holiday would see me and it was pretty much on. Seal is probably a pimp you know fame,$$$$, swagger and hes in pretty good shape....oh before I forget fukk Texas the most ass backwards state I've ever lived in and I've lived in Florida so that's really saying something.Originally posted by Auto DonkComment -
one word: clearasil..........Originally posted by teaserpleaserComment -
I think he was burned ...Originally posted by Auto DonkComment