If you had to turn 1k into 5k in 30 days, how would you do it?

Emmett Brown · 07-08-09, 05:48 PM

Bet a 6-1 at the Horse Races

SSLP · 07-08-09, 05:49 PM

bet $1000 on -300 every day

by day 15 after winning every bet bet $3000

onthewhat · 07-08-09, 05:51 PM

3 team parlay

SBR_John · 07-08-09, 05:53 PM

i'd take a shot on the stock market, in options. The July SPY calls is what i would play.

losturmarbles · 07-08-09, 05:53 PM

fade jjgold spreadsheet

Matt Rain · 07-08-09, 05:53 PM

http://biggerbonus.com/

paco · 07-08-09, 05:55 PM

Put 1k on oakland A's -3.5 runs today

mathdotcom · 07-08-09, 05:56 PM

Bet a -1000 favorite every day

Chi_archie · 07-08-09, 05:56 PM

if you had put about 150 bucks on each of my contest 3 team parlays over the past month you'd have right about 5,000..... +32.58 units

TheIntegrityKid · 07-08-09, 05:58 PM

you are that deep in losses, slick?

i'd just take it slow for a bit. you'll get on a good run soon...

HedgeHog · 07-08-09, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by mathdotcom

Bet a -1000 favorite every day

Odds on hitting 30 straight at -1000 is just 5.73%. Not the way to go IMO.

jjgold · 07-08-09, 06:08 PM

Spot betting

dreamjob · 07-08-09, 06:10 PM

Put it all in on Shanty's strong inside info on a tennis match. I think I saw a couple of weeks ago he had a +450 dog.

donjuan · 07-08-09, 06:23 PM

Grind HU SNGs.

RogueScholar · 07-08-09, 06:24 PM

You guys are forgetting the obvious. If you have $1000, you buy a piece of heroin and step on it, turn it into $2500, then do that again and you have $6250. Those are obviously rough figures, you can make them work however you want, but I always used 2.5 as my baseline multiple of growth. It's really the only guaranteed way I know to turn a small bankroll into a big one.

lakerboy · 07-08-09, 06:38 PM

wait till nba starts your fukked for now

RealSlimShady · 07-08-09, 06:44 PM

Not going to happen. If it were that easy, we wouldn't have so many barreled in SBR posters.

Justin7 · 07-08-09, 06:48 PM

I'd take my $1000, and put it all in the bank earning 0%. Then I'd bust my ass doing manual labor. Construction.

sickler · 07-08-09, 06:50 PM

Slick, do you live near a reservation? Strike a deal with an Indian. They sell smokes cheap. Bring a gift (couple bottles of booze).

If you can find a fence with connections, let him do the legwork.

snakeeye6789 · 07-08-09, 11:05 PM

i would use half my money and head to the casino. hopefully get lucky at the tables.

ijustwant2bpaid · 07-09-09, 01:56 AM

looks like an extreme case of all or nothing, martingdale my brother in a situation like this