Wait 6 months and fukk her like their is no tommorrow....
This
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frankzig
SBR MVP
10-26-09
2268
#72
wait till she is 18
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Vaughany
SBR Aristocracy
03-07-10
45563
#73
Is tht a pic of her in ur profile pic? If so then that is kinda wierd!
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19th Hole
SBR Posting Legend
03-22-09
18383
#74
She's 17? ..Man, she's going to the High School Prom.
You're 31?....That is weird...
Get out to a club and meet a woman....
you're the one acting 17.
Man up bucko!
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JOHON8
SBR Hall of Famer
01-28-10
7712
#75
It's not right simply because she needs to go through life experiences that she needs to share with a boyfriend her age.
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Extra Innings
SBR Posting Legend
02-26-10
15058
#76
This is her
What's the worse that could happen
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nyplayer33
Restricted User
09-27-06
8314
#77
think your fine...check age of consent in your state...
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HeeeHAWWWW
SBR Hall of Famer
06-13-08
5487
#78
Girls that age are basically just children. Physically fine, but you'll get pissed off rather rapidly if you ever try talking to her.
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wtt0315
SBR Hall of Famer
01-18-07
8037
#79
yes very much so
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Smogs
SBR MVP
12-31-08
4173
#80
Originally posted by nobs
I just want to add.
This girl is 17 1/2 years old. She is mixed. She is so freaking beautiful, and she has probably had sex more times than I have. So this aint some innocent little child, but just the same she is 17.
In England you can bang girls at 16, Netherlands it's even lower. My mate is 23 and went out with a 19 year old for a while, it's only when you grow up you realise how immature and stupid they are.
Spaff on her face a few times, but then be done with her
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obamaismyuncle
SBR Posting Legend
12-31-08
17801
#81
Originally posted by nobs
I am asking the question seriously, because I am currently in some trouble at work for liking a 17 year old girl. We are friends, and I bought her a birthday present which my superiors found out about and they think its a huge deal. Yes, I like this girl in that way. Yes, I do work with a 17 year old girl. And yes, matters are made worse because I am her boss.
Be serious please, but can you tell me am I some sicko or are they blowing thus up out of proportion ? Of course, either way they win because they are the owners of the company, but i am just wondering, I am so sick that I, a 31 year old man am attracted to a 17 year old female?
And just to let you know, nothing has happened between us. I just bought her a birthday present and it got back to the owners, and they way they act you would think I boned this girl on company property.
TIA
Well sounds like you work at a Pizza Hut. I guess it's OK for a 31 year old to be attracted to a 17 year old chick as long as you don't act on it.
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obamaismyuncle
SBR Posting Legend
12-31-08
17801
#82
Originally posted by Extra Innings
This is her
What's the worse that could happen
lol, I didn't want to say anything but..
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shawnkang
SBR Wise Guy
01-14-10
547
#83
yes it is you dirty perv.
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BernardMadoff
SBR Hall of Famer
12-12-09
6679
#84
Prob not a good look.
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l7ustin
SBR MVP
10-09-08
3914
#85
how did the meeting go?
its obvious that she would like to be pursued or she wouldnt have been so ******* hot...duh
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GMilst
SBR Sharp
02-01-11
279
#86
There is a rule of thumb for this kind of situations. Divide your age by 2 and add 7. (31/2)+7= 22,5. There you go, look for girls over 21-23 you sick f*ck. If i had a 17 y/o daughter and i somehow know she is fcking or dating a 31 creeper i would beat the living crap out of him.
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downsouth
SBR Posting Legend
01-13-11
11580
#87
Go for it chester. To catch a predator be dammed
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Ryangene
Restricted User
12-04-08
3381
#88
Originally posted by nobs
she has probably had sex more times than I have. .
Who knows what she has been with then?
I say it is wrong, just say you had a 17 year old daughter right now how would you feel if there was a 31 year old chasing her. Its different if she was over 20 but right now a bit weird.
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GettingScrilla
Restricted User
10-29-10
314
#89
Damn I know chris hansen is lurking around here somewhere...
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Junkyard Dog
SBR MVP
03-12-07
4552
#90
are you going to prom with her?
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katstale
SBR MVP
02-07-07
3924
#91
Because she works directly under you, so to speak, she has all the power when u in fact think you do. If you hooked up she would have u by the short hairs at work. She knows this for sure. If she goes to work in another department or you help her find another job--then if she still wants you it might be legit. I have seen young girls play fast food managers like they were Strads. These girls know what happens if they tempt a male manager and he gives in. GOTCHA!!!
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EaglesPhan36
SBR Aristocracy
12-06-06
71662
#92
Find some legal college tail. Leave the borderline jail bait behind. This whole situation sounds like the 1st chapter in your prison memoirs.
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ROGUE63
SBR Sharp
09-20-10
313
#93
if you like to keep ur job sounds like you should stay away
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Tomahawk
SBR Sharp
04-24-10
358
#94
A birthday present is not a big deal but if you want a relationship with her you must quite your job couse you're her boss and it won't look good.
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Lazy-Man
SBR MVP
12-20-10
1430
#95
Fuk her brains out than leave her. Jk wait until she is eighteen at least u horny bastard
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Extra Innings
SBR Posting Legend
02-26-10
15058
#96
What could the OP have in common with a 17 year-old? Absolutely nothing but does it matter?
I could see myself making a similar move.
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unusialsusp5
SBR MVP
04-18-10
4199
#97
sounds like your superiors or owners are jealous because they wouldn't mind tagging her too..quit the job and knock her up...
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jennahazeplays
Restricted User
03-15-10
474
#98
it all depends on the tit size
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Marigold HD
SBR Hall of Famer
09-03-07
5053
#99
This is what happened. Bottom line, the girl you gave the present to told co-workers who then told the owners of the company. Right now you are considered a creep at work already but don't realize it yet. If this girl had any and I mean any feelings for you, she would have kept the present giving hush hush.
Yes, you have low self esteem and will be in trouble come thursday. She is playing you and your in la la land. Wake up !!! "we are friends too". Ya right. You wish, but no cigar.
Nevermind the owners of the company, you should be worried about her parents coming after you retard. Grow up.
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EDDIE MONEY LINE
SBR Hall of Famer
02-24-10
6298
#100
1st of all- 17 is legal in NY...not sure what state ur in
2nd- we still don't know what the gift was???
3rd- What does she think of you? Weirdo? Likes you? Boss?
4th- if that's her in avatar, does she know u have it posted on internet on site full of degens???
I think your going about everything wrong here....certainly not acting like a 31 year old.
Nothing wrong with likign a 17 yr old, is def. a lil pervy tho...it would be fun to ransack tho.
Answer my questions pal...thanks
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MoneylineExpress
SBR MVP
04-18-11
1439
#101
Is it wrong to actually think about it? No
But if your realistically thinking about having a relationship with a 17 year old, I think it's weird. Girls at that age extremely emotionally unstable. The experience gap between 31 and 17 is huge. The girl is still in high school. Shit.
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PanamaBrad
SBR Wise Guy
03-22-11
717
#102
Is this a trick question?
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pronk
Restricted User
11-22-08
6887
#103
Originally posted by stevex
Chris Hansen won't approve, that's for sure.
I've heard the rumor that pedophile Hansen likes little boys
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Ralphie Halves
SBR MVP
12-13-09
4507
#104
Dirty Sanchez actually has a good point. I've been in restaurants for a long time, and there's always a sub-21 hostess (or multiple ones) that everyone wants to bang, and if the girl is cool and shows interest, all the 30somethings think "why not" and turn up the heat. You talk to the girl behind closed doors though, she could care less about them. -800 says she just likes the attention, or especially in your case, watching out for her job security.
If out of all the women out there, a 17 year old that works for you is your best option right now..........
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MTek
SBR MVP
11-18-08
1381
#105
Originally posted by brahmabull117
statutory rape is hard to prove, but yes you can go to jail for screwing a 17.5 year old if her parents want to press charges
100% true.... I was threatened of this offense by my HS girlfriends parents (I was 18 she was 17) .... 25 years later I think I showed my inlaws I have Staying power !!