My buddy went to Nigeria to meet a girl. He is not back yet.............

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  • hehfest
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    • 09-28-08
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    #246
    Originally posted by Okieirish
    He's not thinking clearly. One thing that makes me wonder. The girl is 32 and has no kids. I can't imagine there are too many that age in Nigeria that have no kids. The like expectancy there is among the lowest in the world. Makes me wonder if she is a high end (for there) hooker !
    Yeah. Who knows. It's rather normal for them to have kids in the early teens/mid-teens if I am correct? The only other possibility is she knew deep down inside in her soul that your friend would one day find her so she refrained from whorish activity all those years. They are soulmates. It was their destiny. Now, it all makes sense. I hope you get to see the "island" if you travel there for the wedding?

    Oh yeah, and you better take tons of pictures of the "island" because it's not just me that is already enamored with the place.....
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    • Okieirish
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      • 09-03-19
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      #247
      Originally posted by hehfest
      Yeah. Who knows. It's rather normal for them to have kids in the early teens/mid-teens if I am correct? The only other possibility is she knew deep down inside in her soul that your friend would one day find her so she refrained from whorish activity all those years. They are soulmates. It was their destiny. Now, it all makes sense. I hope you get to see the "island" if you travel there for the wedding?



      Oh yeah, and you better take tons of pictures of the "island" because it's not just me that is already enamored with the place.....
      I am not going ! He is a friend. But, going there would be way beyond the call of duty ! I wish him the best and will help him out with things here in Oklahoma .
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      • hehfest
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        #248
        Originally posted by Okieirish
        I am not going ! He is a friend. But, going there would be way beyond the call of duty ! I wish him the best and will help him out with things here in Oklahoma .
        Yeah. Unless he paid for your whole trip, well even then, you might not want to attend regardless. I don't blame you. I'm sure you will see plenty of her when she arrives on the scene. That will certainly be a day to remember forever. Hey, I mean have you at least spent hours laughing about this?
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        • Okieirish
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          • 09-03-19
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          #249
          Originally posted by hehfest
          Yeah. Unless he paid for your whole trip, well even then, you might not want to attend regardless. I don't blame you. I'm sure you will see plenty of her when she arrives on the scene. That will certainly be a day to remember forever. Hey, I mean have you at least spent hours laughing about this?

          He is still my buddy. I wish him well. I think this whole thing is beyond crazy ! I do find some humor in it. I just don't want to see him get crushed on the deal . This is how I see it:

          Nigerian wife leaves my buddy in less than 3 years -900
          Nigerian wife still married after 3 years +700


          Another reason not to go..... What if you have a health problem, and you have to go to a Nigerian hospital? Heck , you might come out of there minus a kidney ! I would not trust them.
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          • POISON
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            • 10-30-08
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            #250
            Originally posted by hehfest
            Hitler would've put him in a work camp for this behavior. Probably worked him to death. You need to knock some sense into this dimwit.
            + 1 million....
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            • hehfest
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              #251
              Originally posted by Okieirish
              He is still my buddy. I wish him well. I think this whole thing is beyond crazy ! I do find some humor in it. I just don't want to see him get crushed on the deal . This is how I see it:

              Nigerian wife leaves my buddy in less than 3 years -900
              Nigerian wife still married after 3 years +700


              Another reason not to go..... What if you have a health problem, and you have to go to a Nigerian hospital? Heck , you might come out of there minus a kidney ! I would not trust them.

              LMFAO @ "leaves my buddy"
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              • Okieirish
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                • 09-03-19
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                #252
                Originally posted by hehfest
                LMFAO @ "leaves my buddy"
                You know that is a probability, not a possibility !
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                • hehfest
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                  • 09-28-08
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                  #253
                  Originally posted by Okieirish
                  You know that is a probability, not a possibility !
                  You set good odds. Just see how fast he throws you under the bus once she is here. He will be whipped. If she doesn't like you, he will drop you like a hot potato. Maybe not 100% but lots of buddies do that.....
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                  • hehfest
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                    • 09-28-08
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                    #254
                    My post from the Industry forum about best country to live in for sports betting:

                    Nigeria. Okerish's buddy will take all bets. Also, I think they have satellite going to one of the huts and a few villagers accept bets but their only way to pay out is HIV infected sex with one of the ladies. If you make your way to "the island" there, Okerish's buddy has a few of his pimp underlords that will take bets there if he's back in the states.
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                    • hehfest
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                      • 09-28-08
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                      #255
                      Seaweed got burned!
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                      • Okieirish
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                        • 09-03-19
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                        #256
                        I may try to drop by my friends house to get the latest update this weekend.
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                        • Okieirish
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                          • 09-03-19
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                          #257
                          Weekly update. Talked to my friend on the phone. I will be dropping him off in OKC at the airport on Saturday. He has been sending the bride to be , quite a lot of money for the wedding. I am not sure how much that is. He will be there until the 18th. He said, after he gets back and they are legally married, he will start the paperwork to get her to the US. Meanwhile, he says he will be going back there about every other month during this process until she is a US citizen ! He said a good deal, is a $1200 round trip ticket. It can be $2000 if its not a deal. I hate to even know what he has tied up in this romance ! I would be surprised if he does not have $30,000 to $40,000 in this whole thing by the time she gets here, if she does get here !
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                          • hehfest
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                            #258
                            Originally posted by Okieirish
                            Weekly update. Talked to my friend on the phone. I will be dropping him off in OKC at the airport on Saturday. He has been sending the bride to be , quite a lot of money for the wedding. I am not sure how much that is. He will be there until the 18th. He said, after he gets back and they are legally married, he will start the paperwork to get her to the US. Meanwhile, he says he will be going back there about every other month during this process until she is a US citizen ! He said a good deal, is a $1200 round trip ticket. It can be $2000 if its not a deal. I hate to even know what he has tied up in this romance ! I would be surprised if he does not have $30,000 to $40,000 in this whole thing by the time she gets here, if she does get here !
                            Too bad you can't somehow intercept that money before it gets to her and keep it yourself. Nice to have an update. I'm not laughing like I once was, but I'm sure it will come around.
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                            • stevek173
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                              • 03-29-08
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                              #259
                              This sounds like a scam.
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                              • Okieirish
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                                • 09-03-19
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                                #260
                                Originally posted by stevek173
                                This sounds like a scam.

                                I was wondering how much he is sending. Because she could be inflating things 500% and keeping the money. She could extort him as long as possible for thousands. The only carrot that is out there now is US citizenship.
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                                • stevek173
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                                  • 03-29-08
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                                  #261
                                  Yeah I did see Blood Diamond.

                                  He's gonna get f*kked up.
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                                  • Pinoy-T-X
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                                    • 10-28-12
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                                    #262
                                    Originally posted by stevek173
                                    He's gonna get f*kked up.
                                    From da back!
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                                    • BrickJames
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                                      #263
                                      Originally posted by Okieirish
                                      I was wondering how much he is sending. Because she could be inflating things 500% and keeping the money. She could extort him as long as possible for thousands. The only carrot that is out there now is US citizenship.
                                      She probably has 15 other guys she's doing the same thing too, getting married and nailed a bunch of times every few weeks.

                                      Counting cash in her off time.
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                                      • hehfest
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                                        #264
                                        Originally posted by BrickJames
                                        She probably has 15 other guys she's doing the same thing too, getting married and nailed a bunch of times every few weeks.

                                        Counting cash in her off time.

                                        And could you imagine if she's telling him to wait for marriage for the sex? Okey would know. Even if he's had 25 sessions and gave her 25k that's 1k per sex session. Very expensive for sure.
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                                        • pologq
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                                          • 10-07-12
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                                          #265
                                          why send her money like that and not handle things on your own?
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                                          • POISON
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                                            • 10-30-08
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                                            #266
                                            Originally posted by pologq
                                            why send her money like that and not handle things on your own?
                                            Exactly
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                                            • blap10
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                                              • 06-28-16
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                                              #267
                                              Oh God
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                                              • Okieirish
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                                                • 09-03-19
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                                                #268
                                                Originally posted by hehfest
                                                And could you imagine if she's telling him to wait for marriage for the sex? Okey would know. Even if he's had 25 sessions and gave her 25k that's 1k per sex session. Very expensive for sure.
                                                Kind of like gambling, you are down 25 grand so you gotta win it back! Throw some more money at her ! If this goes bad, I will have to be there so he does not go over the edge ! Can you imagine if hes pumped 30 or 40k into this and it does go bad?
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                                                • Pinoy-T-X
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                                                  • 10-28-12
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                                                  #269
                                                  Post pictures.
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                                                  • firstclass
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                                                    • 12-10-08
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                                                    #270
                                                    not 1 pic and this weave still going lol
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                                                    • Pinoy-T-X
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                                                      #271
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                                                      • hehfest
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                                                        #272
                                                        Originally posted by Pinoy-T-X
                                                        I won't be subscribing. Sort of the same common thread for all women. Want money, and your total allegiance. Hmmm....not so different other than the religion aspect.

                                                        This reminds me of my first love. I started out going to church every Sunday with her. Then, I went every other Sunday (this was my strategy to slow it down), then I went once a month. When it got to once a month, she started the threats of leaving me. LOL. That place was a cult. I mean a "cult". I was having none of it. Oh well.

                                                        I offered to go to a church I grew up in. Let's make it fair. Rotate churches. Nope. She would have none of that. So, I saw where all that was going eh.....her way or the highway! I ended up continually skipping her church and she broke it off. That's okay.
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                                                        • Swaggy P
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                                                          #273
                                                          I don't think your friend will ever come back. Sorry for your loss.
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                                                          • Okieirish
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                                                            • 09-03-19
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                                                            #274
                                                            Dropped my buddy off at the airport in OKC yesterday. He had his sports coat, blue jeans and cowboy boots on. He will be in Nigeria 18 days this time ! The wedding is on Thursday ! I was notified there was a travel ban from another friend. My buddy said it does not apply to US citizens going there and coming back. I installed that whatsapp on my phone. I asked him if he made it there. He made it through immigration and was in front of the airport waiting for the gal to arrive to pick him up about 30 minutes ago. Traffic is horrible out there and it can take a lot of time to go just a few miles. They also drive very badly. After the wedding, and the honeymoon, he will start the process of getting her here legally which can take months if not a year. Meanwhile, he said he will be going back every other month or so
                                                            until that is completed !
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                                                            • slambam
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                                                              #275
                                                              If I'm ever this desperate for pussy, somebody just put me down. At least this guy met her. My dumbass mother in law gave an online dating scammer basically every penny she had ($300k+) and never did anything more than talked on the phone, lol.
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                                                              • Okieirish
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                                                                • 09-03-19
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                                                                #276
                                                                Originally posted by slambam
                                                                If I'm ever this desperate for pussy, somebody just put me down. At least this guy met her. My dumbass mother in law gave an online dating scammer basically every penny she had ($300k+) and never did anything more than talked on the phone, lol.
                                                                That is flat out, terrible !
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                                                                • Bostongambler
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                                                                  • 02-01-08
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                                                                  #277
                                                                  Is he still married ?
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                                                                  • Okieirish
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                                                                    • 09-03-19
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                                                                    #278
                                                                    Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                                                    Is he still married ?
                                                                    The Marriage Ceremony is on Thursday.
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                                                                    • Bostongambler
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                                                                      #279
                                                                      Originally posted by Okieirish
                                                                      The Marriage Ceremony is on Thursday.

                                                                      Ohhhhh, ok. I’m getting nervous.
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                                                                      • Okieirish
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                                                                        • 09-03-19
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                                                                        #280
                                                                        Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                                                        Ohhhhh, ok. I’m getting nervous.

                                                                        It's going to happen. I flat out can't believe it !
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