My buddy went to Nigeria to meet a girl. He is not back yet.............

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I tried giving OkieIrish points but it won't let me.

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I know its sucker-time if you bring one of these foreign chicks here, etc. Look at the positive side. Okay, you go into this whole thing knowing she will leave you once she gains citizenship right? But you get to hammer that hot stuff for a few years before its over. The wiser thing to do is just live there in her country and find a way to make some coin. Then, if she bounces out.....you can just find another. I just wouldn't have picked Nigeria for such destination!

[POISON]

If you keep this thread alive and keep us updated, then I will pound your posts with betpoints. I woke up laughing about this. You literally saved my new year from disaster. Couldn't stop laughing about "the island"! LMFAO. The resort where this love will take place. OMG.

I'm with you dude, this whole thing is HILARIOUS!!!!

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bump time? isn't anyone concerned this thread going to sleep?

[MinnesotaFats]

Did we gets pics of this chick?

[terpkeg]

Is this The Island:

"Banana Island is a place of unrivalled opulence and grandeur. It’s an entirely different world from other parts of the country. It’s a gated community, and its inhabitants enjoy such luxuries as underground electrical systems and water supply networks, 24 hour-electricity supply (the only other place such privileged is the Nigerian President’s residence), extremely tight security, good road layout, a central sewage system and treatment plant and the well-cherished company of fellow wealthy folks.The island is the most expensive place in Nigeria and one of the most expensive in Africa to own a house."

[Bostongambler]

Can she cook?

[shadymcgrady]

Have you taken out a life insurance policy or two on your buddy yet? You can always stop paying the premiums if he makes it back here alive in Feb

[pologq]

pics of her would be nice for educational purposes

[POISON]

Have you taken out a life insurance policy or two on your buddy yet? You can always stop paying the premiums if he makes it back here alive in Feb

Sounds like a good idea

[Bostongambler]

Did she leave him yet?

[Bostongambler]

Or did he leave her yet?

[Bostongambler]

Or did they leave each other at exactly the same time yet?

[Esco]

pics of her would be nice for educational purposes

Thats funny, a friend of mine was asking for the exact same thing

[Okieirish]

Is this The Island:

"Banana Island is a place of unrivalled opulence and grandeur. It’s an entirely different world from other parts of the country. It’s a gated community, and its inhabitants enjoy such luxuries as underground electrical systems and water supply networks, 24 hour-electricity supply (the only other place such privileged is the Nigerian President’s residence), extremely tight security, good road layout, a central sewage system and treatment plant and the well-cherished company of fellow wealthy folks.The island is the most expensive place in Nigeria and one of the most expensive in Africa to own a house."

I am glad you mentioned this ! My buddy said, electricity is basically intermittent in Nigeria. When he was in Ikeja with the gal he found that out. The grid will just go down whenever. You have to wait for it to come back up ! This is every day! Oddly, I have a buddy in Northern California that has had the same problem recently ! Banana Island is the place his honeymoon will be. He said it is nicer than anything else, but not that nice really ! A bunch of US EX PAT's live there. The beach is beautiful white sand . I went to my friends yesterday. I called and he did not answer. I knew he was on a video call with the gal so I went over anyways. Sure enough he was. I don't think shes very good looking ! It is a amazing what make up can do though. I can't help wondering what she will look like after she gets here and finds out about BWW , Taco Bell, McD's etc. when she moves here. I told my buddy, well since it will be just you 2 it won't cost you a lot. He then said she wanted to have a kid or kids ! I about died. He just got done paying child support on his 4 kids with the ex wife ! His payment was big enough to buy a mansion ! He finally got done paying. The video calls are too much for me. She tries to prance around like some sex object usually drinking ! It's too much. He's already packing his bags for round 2 and the wedding and honeymoon on the 1st or 2nd of February. I will try to get a pic of her by wedding time.

[Okieirish]

Can she cook?

I am quite sure, because I am not sure you can survive out there if you can't ! It is sort of different, they are sort of hand to mouth. They buy what they want to eat for a day or 2.

[Okieirish]

Have you taken out a life insurance policy or two on your buddy yet? You can always stop paying the premiums if he makes it back here alive in Feb

The other day there was some dudes that killed a bunch of people about 300 miles NE of there. It is not uncommon. If he only goes to Ikeja and the Island I doubt anything will happen. Still would not be bad to have a million dollar policy !

[Okieirish]

Or did they leave each other at exactly the same time yet?

They are still madly in love with each other...........Or he is madly in love with her, and she is madly in love with becoming a US citizen!

[Bostongambler]

Any pictures of the newlyweds?

[POISON]

Any pictures of the newlyweds?

No, He's going back Feb 1 or 2nd to get married I believe....

[Okieirish]

That Cardi B got scared and said she was going to get Nigerian citizenship. Yea, that wouldn't be more dangerous ! Article detailing it.

https://www.westernjournal.com/saying-trump-puts-americans-danger-rapper-asks-3rd-dangerous-country-planet-nigeria-citizenship/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=positivelyrepublican&utm_campaign=lminetwork&utm_content=2020-01-08&fbclid=IwAR2kKWUwP-JHw3CL-pxRFdSq2R0fXjWcFujhooIcr3JbFZN-ShXPxGJV7W8

[hehfest]

That Cardi B got scared and said she was going to get Nigerian citizenship. Yea, that wouldn't be more dangerous ! Article detailing it.

https://www.westernjournal.com/sayin...ZN-ShXPxGJV7W8

Have no fear. We are all waiting patiently for the next piece of news from this great story. The more info you provide the better. Withholding information when their is laughter occurring at times for 45 minutes straight is nearly a crime upon humanity.

[POISON]

That Cardi B got scared and said she was going to get Nigerian citizenship. Yea, that wouldn't be more dangerous ! Article detailing it.


https://www.westernjournal.com/sayin...ZN-ShXPxGJV7W8

This dumb ho has brain rot, please move there idiot!

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This dumb ho has brain rot, please move there idiot!

Forgive me POISON, I don't even know who she is. I sort of live under a rock though in terms of modern society...

[POISON]

Forgive me POISON, I don't even know who she is. I sort of live under a rock though in terms of modern society...

It's all good, I didn't know who she was either. Ridiculous to get a citizenship in that hell hole....

[Esco]

If she looks anything like this girl we may have to reconsider this thrad, yo

[hehfest]

This thread saved me from Final Rage! Where are the daily updates dam*it!

[Okieirish]

This thread saved me from Final Rage! Where are the daily updates dam*it!

I will go see him next week and see what he says. The video call he is on endlessly, is really too much for me ! If I go see him in the morning, hopefully she will be asleep in Nigeria !

[chico2663]

I am glad you mentioned this ! My buddy said, electricity is basically intermittent in Nigeria. When he was in Ikeja with the gal he found that out. The grid will just go down whenever. You have to wait for it to come back up ! This is every day! Oddly, I have a buddy in Northern California that has had the same problem recently ! Banana Island is the place his honeymoon will be. He said it is nicer than anything else, but not that nice really ! A bunch of US EX PAT's live there. The beach is beautiful white sand . I went to my friends yesterday. I called and he did not answer. I knew he was on a video call with the gal so I went over anyways. Sure enough he was. I don't think shes very good looking ! It is a amazing what make up can do though. I can't help wondering what she will look like after she gets here and finds out about BWW , Taco Bell, McD's etc. when she moves here. I told my buddy, well since it will be just you 2 it won't cost you a lot. He then said she wanted to have a kid or kids ! I about died. He just got done paying child support on his 4 kids with the ex wife ! His payment was big enough to buy a mansion ! He finally got done paying. The video calls are too much for me. She tries to prance around like some sex object usually drinking ! It's too much. He's already packing his bags for round 2 and the wedding and honeymoon on the 1st or 2nd of February. I will try to get a pic of her by wedding time.

it is that was in philippines. they call it a brown out.

[Okieirish]

I will be providing an update this afternoon. I called my buddy. I am going to confirm his itinerary , and what I have to do at his place while he is gone for the marriage ceremony and honeymoon ! I believe he leaves February 1st or 2nd. I am probably not going over to his house this time. If I do, he will be on that ridiculous whatsapp application with her, and they will be making googly eyes at each other. It's horrific ! When its 5 o'clock here, its midnight in Nigeria. So she will be prancing around getting liquored up like she should be on the old MTV !

[hehfest]

I will be providing an update this afternoon. I called my buddy. I am going to confirm his itinerary , and what I have to do at his place while he is gone for the marriage ceremony and honeymoon ! I believe he leaves February 1st or 2nd. I am probably not going over to his house this time. If I do, he will be on that ridiculous whatsapp application with her, and they will be making googly eyes at each other. It's horrific ! When its 5 o'clock here, its midnight in Nigeria. So she will be prancing around getting liquored up like she should be on the old MTV !

Very well comrade. I will attempt to withhold my rage for the next update. Have you considered somehow making a documentary about all of this? It could almost be the reverse of the Keeping Up with the KarWhorians. I assume your great friend is a white man correct?

[Okieirish]

Very well comrade. I will attempt to withhold my rage for the next update. Have you considered somehow making a documentary about all of this? It could almost be the reverse of the Keeping Up with the KarWhorians. I assume your great friend is a white man correct?

Yes he is a white guy. I called my buddy yesterday morning. He called me back early afternoon. He will be leaving February 1st to go back for the wedding and honeymoon. He will be there 2 weeks. They will spend a few days at a hotel in the main part of Nigeria, and the last few days at a hotel on the Island. Here is where it gets tricky. She is not coming back with him. It could be UP TO A YEAR before she can legally stay in the US. He will be hiring an attorney to take care of this. He did not say exactly what it would cost, but it would be thousands! You can do it yourself, but if you screw up, you have to start over and it cost you a lot of time. He did ask me to take him to the airport and pick him up this go around to save 2 weeks of parking fees. Not a big deal, its 15-20 miles. So now, he will have 2 trips to Nigeria, a wedding, a honeymoon and a lawyer charge all wrapped up in this ! I am going to tell him to try and get a price in stone with the lawyer. A bunch of lawyers might take advantage of that situation ! My buddy did say something to the affect of " I am really going out there on this one" as he was laughing ! I guess I will be there to help him pick up the pieces if this goes bad............

[Okieirish]

That is the weekly update folks. Will update again next week.

[hehfest]

Yes he is a white guy. I called my buddy yesterday morning. He called me back early afternoon. He will be leaving February 1st to go back for the wedding and honeymoon. He will be there 2 weeks. They will spend a few days at a hotel in the main part of Nigeria, and the last few days at a hotel on the Island. Here is where it gets tricky. She is not coming back with him. It could be UP TO A YEAR before she can legally stay in the US. He will be hiring an attorney to take care of this. He did not say exactly what it would cost, but it would be thousands! You can do it yourself, but if you screw up, you have to start over and it cost you a lot of time. He did ask me to take him to the airport and pick him up this go around to save 2 weeks of parking fees. Not a big deal, its 15-20 miles. So now, he will have 2 trips to Nigeria, a wedding, a honeymoon and a lawyer charge all wrapped up in this ! I am going to tell him to try and get a price in stone with the lawyer. A bunch of lawyers might take advantage of that situation ! My buddy did say something to the affect of " I am really going out there on this one" as he was laughing ! I guess I will be there to help him pick up the pieces if this goes bad............

Hitler would've put him in a work camp for this behavior. Probably worked him to death. You need to knock some sense into this dimwit.

[Okieirish]

Hitler would've put him in a work camp for this behavior. Probably worked him to death. You need to knock some sense into this dimwit.

He's not thinking clearly. One thing that makes me wonder. The girl is 32 and has no kids. I can't imagine there are too many that age in Nigeria that have no kids. The like expectancy there is among the lowest in the world. Makes me wonder if she is a high end (for there) hooker !