My buddy went to Nigeria to meet a girl. He is not back yet.............

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  • firstclass
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    • 12-10-08
    • 2652

    #351
    He will be broke and alone in 1 year . I can see it in her face
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #352
      Originally posted by firstclass
      He will be broke and alone in 1 year . I can see it in her face



      oh man......... this is the ol green card/fleece routine..... poor bastard.... hopefully he pumps those tig ol bitties good while they last, as she'll be hitting the door once the money is gone.....

      like mike tyson, asking charlie sheen where those porn whores were when they weren't at his roast, keenly stated, "when the money goes, so does the hoes"..........
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      • hehfest
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 09-28-08
        • 7934

        #353
        When I wake up, if I see a picture posted of Okie's buddy, then I know we have a deal. If I don't, then I know we don't.

        Well, here it is. She looks like Oprah Winfrey a little. She's a curvy lady, and she's already holding sex toys on the wedding day. Maybe she's a nympho. That could be good and/or bad for your buddy.

        I will admit in my remote viewing I expected a thin real young (20's) women. The remote viewing looks nothing like the actual. Darn! I will say due to her being sort of a big girl and him being a big dude.....it may actually work for longer than expected. If he landed a super hot thin model-type chick he was probably toast ASAP.
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        • Auto Donk
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          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #354
          worst case scenario is he loses all his money and possibly a kidney or two if they harvest his organs.....
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          • POISON
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            • 10-30-08
            • 429

            #355
            Originally posted by Pinoy-T-X
            I dunno man, don’t want to sound like a jerk. But, your friend could’ve got a chick overseas way way better than that.
            Thanks for sharing the photo
            No kidding, she's a big girl, I'd bet she'll clip 400lbs by summer. She won't be eating goat anymore....
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            • hehfest
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              • 09-28-08
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              #356
              Originally posted by POISON
              No kidding, she's a big girl, I'd bet she'll clip 400lbs by summer. She won't be eating goat anymore....

              My Paps generation would say: A couple that eats alot together, stays together.
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              • BrickJames
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                • 05-05-11
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                #357
                Originally posted by Auto Donk



                oh man......... this is the ol green card/fleece routine..... poor bastard.... hopefully he pumps those tig ol bitties good while they last, as she'll be hitting the door once the money is gone.....

                like mike tyson, asking charlie sheen where those porn whores were when they weren't at his roast, keenly stated, "when the money goes, so does the hoes"..........
                Wtf is that? Those chicks are a dime a dozen in the states. Just go to the black part of town, you will find one sleeping in an ally ready to go home with you and do anything for a bowl of hot soup.

                No need to go overseas for that, what a fukkin SUCKER!
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                • POISON
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                  • 10-30-08
                  • 429

                  #358
                  Originally posted by BrickJames
                  Wtf is that? Those chicks are a dime a dozen in the states. Just go to the black part of town, you will find one sleeping in an ally ready to go home with you and do anything for a bowl of hot soup.

                  No need to go overseas for that, what a fukkin SUCKER!
                  Ditto
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                  • Pinoy-T-X
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                    • 10-28-12
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                    #359
                    Updates?
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                    • hehfest
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                      • 09-28-08
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                      #360
                      Originally posted by Pinoy-T-X
                      Updates?
                      What's to update? He married her dude. She probably has to wait several months to get to the USA. In the meantime, I assume Okey's buddy will splash several thousands of dollars her way. He married Oprah of Nigeria. Can it be any worse than that? I just hope Okey knocks some sense into his buddy before she moves here. Serious Okey, you should literally start beating on him for this.
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                      • POISON
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                        • 10-30-08
                        • 429

                        #361
                        Originally posted by hehfest
                        What's to update? He married her dude. She probably has to wait several months to get to the USA. In the meantime, I assume Okey's buddy will splash several thousands of dollars her way. He married Oprah of Nigeria. Can it be any worse than that? I just hope Okey knocks some sense into his buddy before she moves here. Serious Okey, you should literally start beating on him for this.
                        +1 million
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                        • Pinoy-T-X
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                          • 10-28-12
                          • 2176

                          #362
                          Originally posted by hehfest
                          What's to update? He married her dude. She probably has to wait several months to get to the USA. In the meantime, I assume Okey's buddy will splash several thousands of dollars her way. He married Oprah of Nigeria. Can it be any worse than that? I just hope Okey knocks some sense into his buddy before she moves here. Serious Okey, you should literally start beating on him for this.
                          If he married Oprah, he should get a car
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                          • Okieirish
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 09-03-19
                            • 879

                            #363
                            I will be picking him up in the morning around 10:15am at the airport. Hopefully, he will not have the Corona Virus. They did not even have any test kits in Africa, until like last week ! They have only reported 1 case I think in Egypt? If it hits there, it will be a disaster, with their lack of facilities. I am ready to hear about his trip ! I bet he lost at least 10 pounds. He said he was tired of eating goat. I may have to stop and get him a burger while we are in OKC ! Now he has a wife that he is heavily invested in, he has to figure out how to get her here. I hope he is not having second thoughts about this now that he is really married to her !
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                            • Pinoy-T-X
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                              • 10-28-12
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                              #364
                              Originally posted by Okieirish
                              I will be picking him up in the morning around 10:15am at the airport. Hopefully, he will not have the Corona Virus. They did not even have any test kits in Africa, until like last week ! They have only reported 1 case I think in Egypt? If it hits there, it will be a disaster, with their lack of facilities. I am ready to hear about his trip ! I bet he lost at least 10 pounds. He said he was tired of eating goat. I may have to stop and get him a burger while we are in OKC ! Now he has a wife that he is heavily invested in, he has to figure out how to get her here. I hope he is not having second thoughts about this now that he is really married to her !
                              Thanks for the update, I wish him luck and lots of it
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                              • hehfest
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                                • 09-28-08
                                • 7934

                                #365
                                Originally posted by Okieirish
                                I will be picking him up in the morning around 10:15am at the airport. Hopefully, he will not have the Corona Virus. They did not even have any test kits in Africa, until like last week ! They have only reported 1 case I think in Egypt? If it hits there, it will be a disaster, with their lack of facilities. I am ready to hear about his trip ! I bet he lost at least 10 pounds. He said he was tired of eating goat. I may have to stop and get him a burger while we are in OKC ! Now he has a wife that he is heavily invested in, he has to figure out how to get her here. I hope he is not having second thoughts about this now that he is really married to her !
                                You should worry more about Ebola.
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                                • Auto Donk
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                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #366
                                  Originally posted by hehfest
                                  You should worry more about Ebola.
                                  and these guys:


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                                  • Okieirish
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 09-03-19
                                    • 879

                                    #367
                                    Picked up my buddy today. Had some long conversation. I have an update I will post tonite. It will be pretty long! I have to get some things done and get to my sons baseball game in a couple hours......
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                                    • hehfest
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                                      • 09-28-08
                                      • 7934

                                      #368
                                      Originally posted by Okieirish
                                      Picked up my buddy today. Had some long conversation. I have an update I will post tonite. It will be pretty long! I have to get some things done and get to my sons baseball game in a couple hours......
                                      Skip the game. Tell him to play video games instead. There is not time for games right now this is pertinent.
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                                      • hehfest
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                                        • 09-28-08
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                                        #369


                                        Okey: By the end of all this how much will your buddy contribute in comparison?
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                                        • hehfest
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                                          • 09-28-08
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                                          #370
                                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                          and these guys:


                                          Nothing my .556 can't control from a mile in.
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                                          • Okieirish
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 09-03-19
                                            • 879

                                            #371
                                            I picked him up. He was ready to get home. He was tired of hotels and marginal food. He said being a white guy out there, is sort of like being a celebrity. Two younger good looking local females wanted their picture with him. He was fine with it. His new wife said "No, go get your own Oyinbo" ! Oyinbo is essentially, " white boy"! The new wife would have none of that ! I thought that was funny. My friend said Lagos is like taking Sanford and Son's place and a flea market , shooting it up in the air and landing it all over the city of Lagos. It is a unorganized city full of junk etc. ! His said his wife is really going to miss her best friend. She was trying to see if she could find somebody in the US for her. She is a little big my friend said, and she works as a cook in Lagos. My buddy said the beer didn't seem to taste very good out there this time. Like it had gotten heated and cooled a time or two. He said it was skunky. He did say the next time he goes out there for a stay, it will not be for 18 days like this last time. Meanwhile he has to start working on the wifes citizenship paperwork and hire the lawyer to get that started. He did say there is probably more Chinese people in Lagos than any other group than the native people. Of course, I was praying he did not get the Corona Virus. He was sneezing and said he felt like he had a cold coming on! We stopped and got a case of beer on the way home. We had a few and talked about his trip. He had been up like 34 straight hours and was pretty bushed. I dropped him off at his house around noon. I was glad he made it back safely. This should continue to be interesting ! He did tell me he is planning on going back in April to see his wife again !
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                                            • Pinoy-T-X
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                                              • 10-28-12
                                              • 2176

                                              #372
                                              Originally posted by Okieirish
                                              I picked him up. He was ready to get home. He was tired of hotels and marginal food. He said being a white guy out there, is sort of like being a celebrity. Two younger good looking local females wanted their picture with him. He was fine with it. His new wife said "No, go get your own Oyinbo" ! Oyinbo is essentially, " white boy"! The new wife would have none of that ! I thought that was funny. My friend said Lagos is like taking Sanford and Son's place and a flea market , shooting it up in the air and landing it all over the city of Lagos. It is a unorganized city full of junk etc. ! His said his wife is really going to miss her best friend. She was trying to see if she could find somebody in the US for her. She is a little big my friend said, and she works as a cook in Lagos. My buddy said the beer didn't seem to taste very good out there this time. Like it had gotten heated and cooled a time or two. He said it was skunky. He did say the next time he goes out there for a stay, it will not be for 18 days like this last time. Meanwhile he has to start working on the wifes citizenship paperwork and hire the lawyer to get that started. He did say there is probably more Chinese people in Lagos than any other group than the native people. Of course, I was praying he did not get the Corona Virus. He was sneezing and said he felt like he had a cold coming on! We stopped and got a case of beer on the way home. We had a few and talked about his trip. He had been up like 34 straight hours and was pretty bushed. I dropped him off at his house around noon. I was glad he made it back safely. This should continue to be interesting ! He did tell me he is planning on going back in April to see his wife again !
                                              Thanks for taking the time to share your story! I hope it works out for him.
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                                              • hehfest
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                                                • 09-28-08
                                                • 7934

                                                #373
                                                Originally posted by Okieirish
                                                I picked him up. He was ready to get home. He was tired of hotels and marginal food. He said being a white guy out there, is sort of like being a celebrity. Two younger good looking local females wanted their picture with him. He was fine with it. His new wife said "No, go get your own Oyinbo" ! Oyinbo is essentially, " white boy"! The new wife would have none of that ! I thought that was funny. My friend said Lagos is like taking Sanford and Son's place and a flea market , shooting it up in the air and landing it all over the city of Lagos. It is a unorganized city full of junk etc. ! His said his wife is really going to miss her best friend. She was trying to see if she could find somebody in the US for her. She is a little big my friend said, and she works as a cook in Lagos. My buddy said the beer didn't seem to taste very good out there this time. Like it had gotten heated and cooled a time or two. He said it was skunky. He did say the next time he goes out there for a stay, it will not be for 18 days like this last time. Meanwhile he has to start working on the wifes citizenship paperwork and hire the lawyer to get that started. He did say there is probably more Chinese people in Lagos than any other group than the native people. Of course, I was praying he did not get the Corona Virus. He was sneezing and said he felt like he had a cold coming on! We stopped and got a case of beer on the way home. We had a few and talked about his trip. He had been up like 34 straight hours and was pretty bushed. I dropped him off at his house around noon. I was glad he made it back safely. This should continue to be interesting ! He did tell me he is planning on going back in April to see his wife again !

                                                I would guess about 50% of SBR posters would welcome such an opportunity.
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                                                • pologq
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                                                  • 10-07-12
                                                  • 19899

                                                  #374
                                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk



                                                  oh man......... this is the ol green card/fleece routine..... poor bastard.... hopefully he pumps those tig ol bitties good while they last, as she'll be hitting the door once the money is gone.....

                                                  like mike tyson, asking charlie sheen where those porn whores were when they weren't at his roast, keenly stated, "when the money goes, so does the hoes"..........
                                                  look at the disgust of the girl in the window to the left
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                                                  • BrickJames
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                                                    • 05-05-11
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                                                    #375
                                                    In the meantime she is getting piped down.

                                                    I hope he is wearing condoms.
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                                                    • tommir99
                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                      • 04-17-13
                                                      • 914

                                                      #376
                                                      Originally posted by BrickJames
                                                      Wtf is that? Those chicks are a dime a dozen in the states. Just go to the black part of town, you will find one sleeping in an ally ready to go home with you and do anything for a bowl of hot soup.

                                                      No need to go overseas for that, what a fukkin SUCKER!
                                                      The difference is that this woman in the picture is not yet 'westernized'. However, if he brings her to the US, she will learn all the tricks in the book, biased laws, feminism, metoo etc. and will be able to manipulate him. Not a good idea to bring her to the western world.

                                                      Then again, I have a feeling that the woman only cares about the size of his wallet anyway
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                                                      • Okieirish
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                                                        • 09-03-19
                                                        • 879

                                                        #377
                                                        The latest news and headlines from Yahoo! News. Get breaking news stories and in-depth coverage with videos and photos.



                                                        Buddy's dolly may be getting exposed. Hope it does not hit hard there. My buddy said yesterday , he initiated the initial paperwork to get her here with the lawyer. He is optimistic it could happen in 8-9 months.
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                                                        • Okieirish
                                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                                          • 09-03-19
                                                          • 879

                                                          #378
                                                          I guess everybody saw where they shut down immigration to the US ! I will ask my buddy about what happens now? He has been married for quite some time , without having his wife here....... I believe he was in process with the lawyer to get her here. This is a huge roadblock.
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                                                          • firstclass
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                                                            • 12-10-08
                                                            • 2652

                                                            #379
                                                            He might have to move there
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                                                            • clockwise1965
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                                                              • 10-01-13
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                                                              #380
                                                              Hope it works out.
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                                                              • BrickJames
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                                                                • 05-05-11
                                                                • 9749

                                                                #381
                                                                Originally posted by Okieirish
                                                                https://news.yahoo.com/nigeria-brace...062857721.html


                                                                Buddy's dolly may be getting exposed. Hope it does not hit hard there. My buddy said yesterday , he initiated the initial paperwork to get her here with the lawyer. He is optimistic it could happen in 8-9 months.
                                                                He should just ghost her.
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                                                                • JAKEPEAVY21
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 03-11-11
                                                                  • 29292

                                                                  #382
                                                                  How is the happy couple?

                                                                  Is she forcing him to protest with BLM?
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                                                                  • cybersharp
                                                                    SBR High Roller
                                                                    • 04-17-20
                                                                    • 244

                                                                    #383
                                                                    Part of me sympathizes with him, and another part wants to laugh at him.
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                                                                    • JAKEPEAVY21
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 03-11-11
                                                                      • 29292

                                                                      #384
                                                                      Originally posted by cybersharp
                                                                      Part of me sympathizes with him, and another part wants to laugh at him.
                                                                      Ya, I think that everyone but him thought it was an awful idea. The man is blinded by love and that sweet chocolate lovin.
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                                                                      • Okieirish
                                                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                                                        • 09-03-19
                                                                        • 879

                                                                        #385
                                                                        I will try to get an update next time I go over there. Paperwork is in process with the lawyer. I am not sure where we are at.
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