LOL I just got "baited" by 2 mods. And I TOLD them EXACTLY what was going to happen!

[Eddy Munny]

The description in the song Jtoler posted is perfect for Blowjob if you just make two minor changes:

"Rhythmic Self-Talk to Help Retards Control Anger, Talk Respectfully, Build Self-Esteem, Enhance Peer Relations, and Succeed on SBR"

[PittsburghPlayer]

[Eddy Munny]

Holy amendments, Batman... He's at it again.

Blowjob is now editing post #454 in the same manic fashion as he did the prior post. He's in one of those "zones" that retards talk about where nothing is working, the game is moving too fast, and putting together a complete sentence feels like a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle.

This is the stuff of legends, folks. We are in the presence of preeminent retardom... Blowjob looks ready to launch into one of his epic edit benders, the likes of which only Blowjob can achieve. Times like these you just have to sit back and marvel at the prolificacy of his rewrites.

[Eddy Munny]

It was difficult to get through this whole thread, but it was entertaining. The massive editing was the funniest.

Get your popcorn ready. Blowjob may have an encore in the works!

[JoeCool20]

LOL I don't usually respond to broke dick non-pros, but It's gone bro!! It's over!



I have embarrassed the retard so bad that he has "changed it" to something that DOESN'T EVEN MATTER! LOL


Why the hell would ANYBODY care to "idiot guess" at whether my twin and I showed our ID's to SBR or they let

me "Change names" (LOL) on here?


Even if it DID matter, then everybody on here (even the idiots!) knows which one of those isn't true!


I have embarrassed him so bad now that he is not even posting about it anymore!!


He was last seen making a fool out of himself talking about "shots" or somebody's use of the edit button!

[Eddy Munny]

C'mon Blowjob, don't let us down... Don't become overly self-conscious. Just do what comes naturally.

You have fans eagerly awaiting your next edit!!!

[Eddy Munny]

Hey Blowjob, just in case you're experiencing a sudden bout of writer's block, I'd like to make a suggestion as to how you could edit the opening line of post #460...

I think it should read:

"LOL I don't usually respond to broke dick non-pros, but when I do, I get BURIED!"

[Eddy Munny]

[Eddy Munny]

Hurry up, retard... set one on the tee so I can knock another outta the park!

[bobbywaves]

Even a retard and a stupid idiot like you knows that you can't just "change names" on here!! LOL

Can't change names on here?

Then please explain why Borednaz is now Chipup?

Furthermore, please explain why Blowjoe2020 is now JoeCool20?

[Eddy Munny]

Apparently the dead gay twin defense is so powerful that evidence like the following quote just magically lose their potency... This, according to the twisted logic of Blowjob, King of the Retards.

And by the way Eddy Dummy, I am Joe Cool , not Chuck!

[JoeCool20]

Can't change names on here?

Then please explain why Borednaz is now Chipup?

Furthermore, please explain why Blowjoe2020 is now JoeCool20?

LOL CAN'T YOU READ YOU FREAKIN MORON??!! I HAVE ALREADY "EXPLAINED" IT 500 TIMES!


go read post 447 you idiot! Here it is if you ever learn to read:


"LOL The funniest part is that you are making fools of yourselves taking "idiot guesses" at something that


DOESN'T EVEN MATTER!!


It would be totally different if it even mattered!!!


Here is the next thing I would like for the "idiot guessers" to start "idiot guessing" at:


If I really didn't have a twin brother and we really didn't send our ID's in to SBR to show we were 2 different people (like we had to send our ID's in to SEVERAL Sports-books to show we weren't doing the "double account" fraud) then why would I not just say that SBR let me "retire" one name and open up a new name? If they let me change names then what reason would I have to "make up" something instead of just saying that they let me change names?


Now let that sink in for a minute, and then let the "idiot guessing" begin on that! Ready..... Go!"



Dude, you can't just "not answer" things that make you look like an idiot! That is what the retard does!

I have embarrassed him so bad that he doesn't even post about it anymore.


I made the retard look like such a fool that he started blatantly lying! And I ended it with him.

And your idiot dumb-ass BELIEVED one of his blatant lies in post # 387!!


Dude I can't help the fact that you are being an idiot instead of just saying the words

"I don't know because I don't work here."


But look, either answer the question that is in bold letters, or shut the fuk up like I have shut the retard up!




You are posting about something that I know, but you DON'T know!! I can't help that dude!

I CAN'T HELP IT IF YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU DON'T WORK HERE, BUT YOU CHOOSE TO KEEP MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF TAKING "IDIOT GUESSES" AT SOMETHING!! That is your stupidity!
It is hilarious to me!!


Dude, I have embarrassed the retard so bad that he has now "changed" the whole idiot premise to something that doesn't even matter!
If you also want to be an idiot and "guess" that SBR let me "change names" on here (LOL)
then why would I give a fuk? And why the fuk would I deny it? There would be NO reason to deny it!!



There are plenty of people who can't admit wrong and make fools of themselves instead!
One of them is retarded, you are just an idiot!
Now don't answer the question, but don't admit you are wrong either! LOL
It just makes it MORE "Game, set, match" when you can't even answer a simple question!

[Eddy Munny]

The forum nutjob ^^^ is still editing his post 43 minutes later... Here we go, folks. We have liftoff!

[JoeCool20]

I have embarrassed the retard so bad that he has "changed it" to something that DOESN'T EVEN MATTER! LOL


Why the hell would ANYBODY care to "idiot guess" at whether my twin and I showed our ID's to SBR or they let

me "Change names" (LOL) on here?


Even if it DID matter, then everybody on here (even the idiots!) knows which one of those isn't true!


I have embarrassed him so bad now that he is not even posting about it anymore!!


He was last seen making a fool out of himself talking about "shots" or somebody's use of the edit button!

[JoeCool20]

I have embarrassed the retard so bad now that he is not even posting about it anymore!!


He was last seen making a fool out of himself talking about "shots" or somebody's use of the edit button!

[Eddy Munny]

So should I even bother reading the above posts? I mean those are just the rough drafts, correct?

Let me know when you're finished fine-tuning your bumbling balderdash and maybe, just maybe, I'll take a look.

[Eddy Munny]

Blowjob aka Editor-In-Chief

[JoeCool20]

I have embarrassed the retard so bad now that he is not even posting about it anymore!!


He was last seen making a fool out of himself talking about "shots" or somebody's use of the edit button!

LOL it's like I have a retarded broke dik non-pro as a "marionette"!!


If I reply, he replies! If I don't reply, he doesn't reply!


I have TOTAL control over the dude! But it AIN'T fun for me to make a damn known retard look retarded!!


Maybe I will keep the the retard "on a string" maybe I won't!


But the dude is going to HAVE to come up with SOMETHING other that my use of the edit function!!


The only thing that I give a shit LESS about than what he thinks about my use of the edit button,


is not giving a shit whether the retard thinks I have a twin or whether he "idiot guesses"


that SBR thinks that I am "so special" that they let me "change names" on here!

[JoeCool20]

Now watch the retard reply!! I got the dude ON A STRING!!

[Eddy Munny]

Yeah Blowjob, you really have a firm grip on the situation.

The guy who's repeatedly stated he's "done" posting or that he's on his "last" post, with the first false pronouncement issued some 10 fukking pages ago, is now claiming to be the one pulling the strings.

L O L, you're the forum pinata and a blathering sideshow.. nothing more.

SBR should terminate your account out of compassion if nothing else... Just to put you out of your own misery.

Buuut if not, we're more than happy to carry on the pinata party!

[JoeCool20]

Well, it is more "fun" when a retard isn't blatantly lying and making a fool of himself.


But I never wanted a retard to start blatanlty lying and make a fool of himself in the first place!



LOL the dude is SO freakin retarded that HE edited his OWN post and then started complaining about ME



using the edit button!! LOL How freakin retarded do you have to be to be that hypocritical & stupid?



So what is the use of continuing it now?


I've already made a fool out of a retard and got him to "change" his whole premise


to something that doesn't make a fuk!


And it didn't make me happy.


So, what the hell, if I want to continue, then I will, if I don't, then I won't!


Like I say, I have a retard on a string.... Well so what? It's not "fun" and it ain't accomplishing anything.

[Eddy Munny]

And now it's time to give Blowjob his pacifier once again:

And by the way Eddy Dummy, I am Joe Cool , not Chuck!

Suck on that, sweetheart.

Don't forget to report back sometime tomorrow after you've finished your shift at the Drive-thru and completed your chores at the halfway house.

[Eddy Munny]

That's what I thought... Blowjob's pacifier never fails.

Sleep, child.

[Auto Donk]

twin brother.....

what next, he's gonna whip this fukker out?

[Eddy Munny]

Auto Donk, you may have to represent Blowjob if he's to save face at all in this forum. He'd pay you in betpoints but he's bankrupt, and he can't dole out cash because Burger King's paychecks are biweekly. What he can do though is grant you free admission to his three-hour editing clinic that he hosts once a month on a derelict picnic table adjacent to the patio at the halfway house.

In hour one he'll teach you how to edit. Hour two, he covers how to edit the edits. Then in hour three, and this is where it gets a little tricky, he goes over how one should edit the edits of the original edit. This of course is for the intermediate and expert editors who already have a keen understanding on the art of editing.

If you wish not to accept the case, I'd understand. Guy is in deeper than Lexington Steele.

[JoeCool20]

twin brother.....

what next, he's gonna whip this fukker out?

LOL Don't be "worse" than retarded Donk! Even the retard doesn't post about that anymore!


I've already made a fool out of the retard and got him to "change" his whole premise


to something that doesn't even make a fuk!



Now all he does is make a fool out of himself bitching about somebody's use of the edit feature!


LOL the dude is SO freakin retarded that HE edited his OWN post and then started complaining about ME


using the edit button!! LOL How freakin retarded do you have to be to be that hypocritical & stupid?


So You gotta remember 2 things Donkey,



#1. If you worked here, then you wouldn't be making a fool of yourself "idiot guessing" at what you don't know!


And #2.

I don't give a fuk whether you think I have a twin or whether you think SBR let me "change names" (LOL) on here!


One of the scenarios is logical, and one of them is dumb as hell, but I don't give a fuk which one you believe!!

[Eddy Munny]

Speaking of "changing the premise" didn't you start this thread to whine and weep and get another man shit-canned because your feelings were hurt, and then once that backfired you started in with how all your relatives were dying one right after the other, including your gay identical twin who succumbed to AIDS about two years ago?

Does that ring a bell, Blowjob? After becoming a pariah in the wake of your failed poll, you scrapped the playbook and drew one up in the sand? A desperate act by a desperate man desperately seeking to reverse his fortune by engendering sympathy for his retarded lineage who suddenly find themselves on the endangered species list?

They probably done themselves in to be honest, tiring of a life sharing a branch on the family tree with someone as impossibly idiotic as you, Blowjob, King of the Retards!

May they rest in peace at long last.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

blowjob is craaaaaaay cray

[Eddy Munny]

blowjob is craaaaaaay cray

He spent 40 minutes editing his last post and that's not even including the time it took to compose the original draft. It's a crying shame that this mentally disabled individual is investing over an hour of his life meticulously crafting a submission that takes readers a fraction of a second to scroll past.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

[franklee168]

Is it poll time to see if Joe needs to go?

[franklee168]

I think if would be fitting if Opti would set it up.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

He spent 40 minutes editing his last post and that's not even including the time it took to compose the original draft. It's a crying shame that this mentally disabled individual is investing over an hour of his life meticulously crafting a submission that takes readers a fraction of a second to scroll past.

LOL YOU BET


I only read 3-4 posts of blowjob in this thread, with the same result

I only scroll now and estimate how crazy he is depending on the length of the post

[Eddy Munny]

Is it poll time to see if Joe needs to go?

I think if would be fitting if Opti would set it up.

That's actually a brilliant idea.

A plot twist the likes of which would make M. Night Shyamalan cream his pants.

They know he's a fukking retread. Whether or not Blowjob used a secondary ID to facilitate his new account is immaterial, because he's the lone poster on both. Period.

He probably is the beneficiary of some handicap clause or something that allows him to carry on due to his profound disability.

Blowjob, how would like your forum fate resting in the hands of your peers? And don't get too squeaky or I'll feed you your pacifier and send you back to silent mode.

[pablo222]

Is it poll time to see if Joe needs to go?

What would be the percentage to decide? If the results of this poll are similar to his poll, it's not looking good.