LOL I just got "baited" by 2 mods. And I TOLD them EXACTLY what was going to happen!

[JoeCool20]

So what's the next reincarnation handle going to be? CoolBarebackBlowjob2021?

LOL Hey dude, if somebody gets on here with that handle and puts the letters "LOL" in a comment, then several



of you idiots really WILL think it is me!!

[Eddy Munny]

A Moderator just told me that JoeCool20 dropped his former handle of Blowjoe2020 because he grew tired of everyone calling him "Blowjob" and he had no other recourse but a permanent name change to alleviate the stress of constant ridicule.

That's why they allowed him two different accounts, because:

A) The accounts weren't operated simultaneously

B) Felt his need to change handles was justified

C) They, like everyone else, suspected that he may indeed be mentally handicapped and felt sorry for him



This was expressed to me in confidence by someone on the staff and in the know. So the truth comes out!!!!

Have fun, BLOWJOB!

[SnakesPicks]

Can't someone nuke this thread?

[JoeCool20]

Can't someone nuke this thread?

A Moderator just told me that JoeCool20 dropped his former handle of Blowjoe2020 because he grew tired of everyone calling him "Blowjob" and he had no other recourse but a permanent name change to alleviate the stress of constant ridicule.

That's why they allowed him two different accounts, because:

A) The accounts weren't operated simultaneously

B) Felt his need to change handles was justified

C) They, like everyone else, suspected that he may indeed be mentally handicapped and felt sorry for him



This was expressed to me in confidence by someone on the staff and in the know. So the truth comes out!!!!

Have fun, BLOWJOB!

LOL you can't "nuke" the thread now! I just had a MAJOR breakthrough with the retard!!


I FINALLY got him to stop making a fool of himself on here saying that I had somehow "gotten away with" having 2 ID's on here for over 2 years!! He made up a big lie instead, but it is STILL progress!!


We all knew that he knew better than that, and he just couldn't admit that he was wrong!


But after almost 400 posts had been made, he FINALLY broke through his "idiot guessing" and changed tacks!


Don't "nuke" the retard now!! He finally broke through! LOL It just takes them longer than others to admit wrong!!

[Eddy Munny]

Straw-man argument from SBR's biggest tard... No one ever said anything about "2 years" considering his current handle is less than a year old. He's pulling straw-men out of his ass because he's got nothing, and because he enjoys the sensation.

All anyone ever said was that he posted under Blowjoe2020 and JoeCool20 and this eternal idiot became so flakey and paranoid that he concocted some bullshit story about a dead identical twin... Un-fukking-real.

It's no wonder everyone who's had the misfortune of reading his slop have concluded that this clown is irreversibly brain damaged.

Don't worry, Joe.... We'll always know you as BLOWJOB!

[JoeCool20]

Straw-man argument from SBR's biggest tard... No one ever said anything about "2 years" considering his current handle is less than a year old. He's pulling straw-men out of his ass because he's got nothing, and because he enjoys the sensation.

All anyone ever said was that he posted under Blowjoe2020 and JoeCool20 and this eternal idiot became so flakey and paranoid that he concocted some bullshit story about a dead identical twin... Un-fukking-real.

It's no wonder everyone who's had the misfortune of reading his slop have concluded that this clown is irreversibly brain damaged.

Don't worry, Joe.... We'll always know you as BLOWJOB!

OH NOOO!! Don't go backwards and turn into a retard again!! LOL I swear we are getting somewhere!!



And certainly don't speak for "everyone"!!


There aren't but about 3 of you idiots left that can't admit that you are wrong and you don't know what actually happened!


You are retarded, so I'm trying to work with you to get you through this!!


But when you keep on making a fool of yourself "idiot guessing" about what you have no clue about, then the "retardation" shows through and I can't help you any further!

[SnakesPicks]

For the love of God, push the button.

[Eddy Munny]

Nobody's "idiot guessing" Blowjob. Don't you get it? You are the SOLE author of BOTH accounts.

An anonymous staffer already confirmed this and added to the growing speculation that you may have a degenerative brain disease. You confirmed this yourself when you declined a deal in which you had absolutely nothing to lose and everything to gain. A deal in which all you had to do was pose a question with an accompanying poll and wait for the results.

But you chicken'd out of course because that's what guilty people do.

Face it, Blowjob... The jig is up and has been for quite some time.

BLOWJOB IS GUILTY AS CHARGED!

[JoeCool20]

For the love of God, push the button.

Hey dude, I promise I'm going to "push the button" right now! His blatant lying has ended it for me!

He thought he "figured" something out, but for some reason he won't allow himself to let me tell him what

really happened! It is so damn simple what happened! And instead he says I am lying when I told him! LOL

Why the fuk would I "make up" that I had a twin brother for NO REASON? And why would a liar say I was lying?

When a dude gets on here and tells blatant lies, and then says I am lying instead of just saying "OK", then I

have finally had enough of that type of stupidity!




This is my last post because this over on my end! Here goes!





I'm sorry Ed, Now you have lied again and started calling ME the same names that I am calling YOU!

I forgot you were a lying retard who I have hurt so bad that you are now turning around and calling me a retard.

From now on I will not make you look like a fool, I'll just let your own posts make you look foolish.

I respect you for FINALLY "changing" it to something else because the other shit made you look so idiotic!

But I doubt that (ME or you or anyone else) could have a name on here from 2 years ago, and then just

somehow "request a name change" and get a new name! LOL You know that is dumb as hell & you can't do it!

And if you COULD change your name on here, and if I actually did it, then why the fuk would I not just say I did it?

LOL Once again, you will have no answer to what makes your newest "idiot guess" look foolish!!

That is what makes us all know that this new "guess" is just as stupid as any of your "idiot guesses" about this are!!

Go ask if you can change your name on here, and then when they say you can't do it,

don't come back on here and admit you are wrong!

Instead just "change it" to something else and keep on making a fool of yourself! I can't help you with that.

It makes a lot more sense that the other name was a different person who no longer posts on here for some reason!!

But since you don't work here, and you aren't a mod, then you don't know that is what happened!


So instead you just keep on and on with "idiot guesses" because you are retarded. And I can't help that!

So keep driving yourself into the ground with "idiot guesses" instead! I just don't care anymore.

I forgot how "un-fulfilling" it was to make a known retard look stupid. and I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

[Eddy Munny]

How fitting that his "last" post was an edited reprise of previous bullshit.

The guy literally said "I am Joe Cool" when he was Blowjoe2020 but then denies operating both accounts.

This level of stupidity should not be allowed to contaminate the human gene pool and it's probably a blessing to all of mankind that his family members are stricken with terminal illness and that Blowjob himself is incapable of procreating due to his lifetime virgin status.

[Eddy Munny]

Here lies Blowjob,
Dead and bloated.

"I'm Joe Cool"
He freely gloated.

But when the cards fell through,
And the walls caved in

Not a thing could he do
But lie on a whim.

"I'll huff and I'll puff,
And I'll say with a grin...

It wasn't me y'all,
But my dead gay twin."

[JAKEPEAVY21]

[ArunSh]

I suggest you stop spending so much time on here at SBR on something which is rather meaningless and use the time that you spend making these long drawn out posts on getting a job.
You should stop incessantly posting on here and get a job instead and make some extra money!
Extra money to gamble with never hurt anyone!

Lol, Joe - your logic continues to amuse! I suppose you could give that same advice to every single person who has ever wandered into this site.

But where that logic kind of fails is, well I've spent maybe 15 minutes total reading/posting on this particular thread, not exactly enough to get a job in if I were to use that time otherwise.

You on the other hand, the amount of time you must have spent on this post, reading all the rebuttals to you and then formulating/writing your responses to each of them, how high the actual amount of time that you have spent on this thread doing that - well I don't know what that exact number is, but I have a feeling they don't even have computers that can calculate that high. That being the case, getting at least a part time in job in place of some amount of that time seems like a rather worthy endeavor to me.

[JoeCool20]

Lol, Joe - your logic continues to amuse! I suppose you could give that same advice to every single person who has ever wandered into this site.

But where that logic kind of fails is, well I've spent maybe 15 minutes total reading/posting on this particular thread, not exactly enough to get a job in if I were to use that time otherwise.

You on the other hand, the amount of time you must have spent on this post, reading all the rebuttals to you and then formulating/writing your responses to each of them, how high the actual amount of time that you have spent on this thread doing that, well I have a feeling they don't even have computers which can calculate that high. That being the case, getting at least a part time in job in place of some amount of that time seems like a rather worthy endeavor to me.

LOL Arun I'll use you OWN bull-shit thing against you again pal.



Where your "logic kinda fails" is when you say you aren't reading all my posts!! Read post 394!


I'm done! "rebutting" what I know is fact and a known retard is only "idiot guessing" at!!

I tried to tell the retard what the deal was!


If they let people (me) change my name on here, then I'd say they let me change my name!!


All I did was tell him what the "real deal" was since he didn't know, and was only guessing!

And he chose to say I was lying (for no reason!) instead of simply admitting he was wrong!


Proving a retard wrong wasn't that exiting! I never meant to make a retard look foolish on here!


And then he started blatantly lying when faced with the facts.

That is plenty embarrassing enough for him by himself without me having to post anymore!

[Eddy Munny]

Lol, Joe - your logic continues to amuse! I suppose you could give that same advice to every single person who has ever wandered into this site.

But where that logic kind of fails is, well I've spent maybe 15 minutes total reading/posting on this particular thread, not exactly enough to get a job in if I were to use that time otherwise.

You on the other hand, the amount of time you must have spent on this post, reading all the rebuttals to you and then formulating/writing your responses to each of them, how high the actual amount of time that you have spent on this thread doing that - well I don't know what that exact number is, but I have a feeling they don't even have computers that can calculate that high. That being the case, getting at least a part time in job in place of some amount of that time seems like a rather worthy endeavor to me.

Don't bother. Blowjob is incorrigible.

And he's so self-conscious about his SBR reputation that he went back and edited post #394 a full SIXTY MINUTES later because he didn't want to look like a hypocritical idiot (again) for posting after what he declared was his "last post."

So instead of submitting another post, he just re-edited his final one to keep it "last." Clownshow til the end.

[Eddy Munny]

Oops... And then just as I say that, Blowjob posts again.

Lol, he cannot help himself. This man-child is sick with it.

[ArunSh]

LOL Arun I'll use you OWN bull-shit against you again pal.
Where your logic fails is when you say you aren't reading all my posts!! Read post 394!

Well forgive me for realizing that reading too many of your posts was definitely going to give me a severe case of temporary dyslexia. But anyway, reading your posts isn't really relevant to the point I was making which was in regards to the frequency/number of your posts, not the actual content of them.

[JoeCool20]

Well forgive me for realizing that reading too many of your posts was definitely going to give me a severe case of temporary dyslexia. But anyway, reading your posts isn't really relevant to the point I was making which was in regards to the frequency/number of your posts, not the actual content of them.

LOL Bro, with all due respect, all I can say is try not to worry about the "frequency/number" of my posts!


Nobody asked you to do that. It started out as a poll. Then it ended up me making a fool out of a known retard.



And I apologize for that! I even apologized to the known retard! Once again read post #394.

[Eddy Munny]

Hey Blowjob, show me a single living soul who believes your dead gay twin story and I'll ban myself. That's it, just one.

And when you can't do that, it's going to take some serious self-examination on your part.

I'm assuming since you've "proven" so much in this thread, you have innumerable proponents and citing just one should be a cakewalk.

So go ahead, Blowjob. Make a layup.

[Eddy Munny]

That's what I thought. You can't even make a layup.

One tiny, little challenge brings your power-posting to a screeching halt.

So then what have you really "proven" guy?

That you'll ride your wave of delusion until it crashes ashore? And then writhe around on the beach, stagger to your feet, and limp away like nothing happened?

Yeah, that about sums it up.

[JoeCool20]

Well forgive me for realizing that reading too many of your posts was definitely going to give me a severe case of temporary dyslexia. But anyway, reading your posts isn't really relevant to the point I was making which was in regards to the frequency/number of your posts, not the actual content of them.

HEY Arun, are you still here? Dude I commend you for not "idiot guessing" that some 2 year old poster is really me based on NO EVIDENCE other that the infamous "similar posting styles" LOL

But let me ask you this. We know you don't work here and you aren't a Mod, so your answer will only be a guess,


but what do you think happened here? Did you read my earlier post where I tried to tell the retard that I had a twin and we both sent our ID's into here but then he died?
And instead of simply saying "OH THAT'S what the deal is!!" he decided to make a fool of himself because the poor kid is retarded! The poor idiot wasn't even wrong until he decided to start telling blatant lies and also stay with his
"idiot guess" instead of just saying "OH,OK that's what the deal is."

But that's OK, because he is retarded, so he gets a "free pass."


So OK, You KNOW that you can't just get your name changed on here, so that is out.


And you have to be pretty damn sure that I haven't "miraculously gotten away" with having 2 ID's on here for over 2 years!


So wouldn't you say It makes a lot more sense that the other name was a different person who no longer posts on here for some reason!


And if not, then what is your "guess" at what the deal is.


I asked the retard to please tell me what his "guess" was if he really didn't believe me,

and he STILL ain't given a guess! LOL it should be a pretty easy question for a non-retard!



LOL If you know I haven't "snuck by" with 2 ID's for no 2+ years, AND you know I can't just ask to change names on here, then what the fuk else could it be besides it was 2 different people?


Like I have said before, EVERYBODY that isn't me or a mod and doesn't know the facts is obviously only guessing.

But I'd just like to know what you think? Are you still around to answer?

[Eddy Munny]

[kidcudi92]

54-9

It seems the 9 folks have stalled (oh wait that happened many moons ago) while the 54 folks keep chugging along

[ArunSh]

Sorry Joe, but I'm not getting dragged into that aspect of it. Though I have to say I'm rather curious why when you keep harping about everyone else "idiot guessing" that you want me to "guess" also? You and I both know that if I agree with those against you, you would simply brand me as another "idiot guesser" - clearly based on the number of people you are going at it with, I wouldn't be alone! But I doubt you would care much if another person is "against" you.

If of course I were to say I believed you were innocent (even though that too would just be a "guess"), I'm sure you suddenly wouldn't brand me as an idiot guesser would you?

So again, why do you want me to comment? So you can get some validation or so you can add another person to your list of "idiot guessers"? What on earth is the point? Sorry, am not going down that route, you'll just have to wonder

[Eddy Munny]

54-9

It seems the 9 folks have stalled (oh wait that happened many moons ago) while the 54 folks keep chugging along

54-9 my gawd, that's like an Alabama vs. Citadel score or something.

Blowjob it's 54-9 and you're still heaving the ball into coverage like a masochistic moron???

Get into your patented "defeat" formation and take a knee already, asshat.

[JoeCool20]

Sorry Joe, but I'm not getting dragged into that aspect of it. Though I have to say I'm rather curious why when you keep harping about everyone else "idiot guessing" that you want me to "guess" also? You and I both know that if I agree with those against you, you would simply brand me as another "idiot guesser" - clearly based on the number of people you are going at it with, I wouldn't be alone! But I doubt you would care much if another person is "against" you.

If of course I were to say I believed you were innocent (even though that too would just be a "guess"), I'm sure you suddenly wouldn't brand me as an idiot guesser would you?

So again, why do you want me to comment? So you can get some validation or so you can add another person to your list of "idiot guessers"? What on earth is the point? Sorry, am not going down that route, you'll just have to wonder

LOL Cheers to you bro! I wouldn't call you an "idiot guesser" if I just asked you to say what you think!!

All I'd say is that "the number of people that I am going at it with" is less than can be counted on one hand!!
(Including one retard!) Jake pee-pee is too embarrassed to post about it and make himself look like a fool!
He knows that he guessed wrong, but for some reason he just doesn't want to admit it!

And if any of those 3 or 4 people simply said that they are only guessing because they DON'T know for sure since they don't work here,

then NONE of this is happening and none of them look like fools!! LOL


I'll leave it open for ANY of those 3 people left to put their "best guess" at what the true deal is since they don't work here and the don't know!


So here is the question:

If you know I haven't "snuck by" with 2 ID's for no 2+ years, AND you know I can't just ask to change names on here, then what the fuk else could it be besides it was 2 different people?

[JoeCool20]

54-9

It seems the 9 folks have stalled (oh wait that happened many moons ago) while the 54 folks keep chugging along

LOL Right the poll is over and it was 54 to 9 and the infractions have been over for about a week.
The only thing left is a known retard and you and about 2 others
(who I never meant for you to make fools of yourself! I promise!)
who are scared to death to answer this SIMPLE question!!



If you know I haven't "snuck by" with 2 ID's for no 2+ years, AND you know I can't just ask to change names on here, then what the fuk else could it be besides it was 2 different people?


You people won't even TRY to make a stupid reply because you DON'T have one!

But you won't admit you are wrong either!

It's INCREDIBLE that you would let the whole board see y'all look that foolish!

[Eddy Munny]

Sorry Joe, but I'm not getting dragged into that aspect of it. Though I have to say I'm rather curious why when you keep harping about everyone else "idiot guessing" that you want me to "guess" also? You and I both know that if I agree with those against you, you would simply brand me as another "idiot guesser" - clearly based on the number of people you are going at it with, I wouldn't be alone! But I doubt you would care much if another person is "against" you.

If of course I were to say I believed you were innocent (even though that too would just be a "guess"), I'm sure you suddenly wouldn't brand me as an idiot guesser would you?

So again, why do you want me to comment? So you can get some validation or so you can add another person to your list of "idiot guessers"? What on earth is the point? Sorry, am not going down that route, you'll just have to wonder

Dude, I hate to break it to you but Blowjob just wants to suck your dikk.

It's the Florence Nightingale Effect. You're the closest anyone has come to sympathizing with his crock of shit yodeling and he's mistaken that as "siding with." It happened countless times when he used to post as Blowjoe2020.

The minute anyone shows any sign of neutrality or indifference, he regards them as a potent ally and develops an intense emotional attachment as well as a sexual attraction to this individual.

It's because he knows that the entire forum sees through his paper thin facade. That's right, ALL OF SBR.

I even told him I would ban myself if he can find one single, solitary individual who believes his dead gay twin story and he won't even look me in the eye because he knows that's an impossible mountain to climb.

[JoeCool20]

Not counting the known retard, because he gets a "pass", let's see how many posts these few "idiot guessers"


make that DON'T address this SIMPLE question!! (LOL Looks like one reply before I could even make this post!!)


Here it is again:




If you know I haven't "snuck by" on here with 2 ID's for no 2+ years, AND you know I can't just ask to change names on here, then what the fuk else could it be besides it was 2 different people?


You people won't even TRY to make a stupid reply because you DON'T have one!

But you won't admit you are wrong either!

It's INCREDIBLE that you would let the whole board see y'all look that foolish!

[Eddy Munny]

You know Blowjoe2020 used to repeat himself over and over, and over, and over again too. Hmmm....

Coincidence? Lol, of course not.

And remember I have links upon request...

But the village idiot has already declared that all forms of incriminating evidence be dismissed as "idiot guesses."

So I'll humor him and withhold such evidence. Wouldn't wanna make him look stupid or anything.

[funnyb25]

"Last post"

[JoeCool20]

LOL It is up to FOUR posts now INSTEAD of even TRYING to give an answer!!! Can you say "game, set, match?"

I already knew the idiots wouldn't give an answer because they have no answer. but here it is AGAIN:





Not counting the known retard, because he gets a "pass", let's see how many posts these few "idiot guessers"


make that DON'T address this SIMPLE question!! (LOL Looks like one reply before I could even make this post!!)


Here it is again:




If you know I haven't "snuck by" on here with 2 ID's for no 2+ years, AND you know I can't just ask to change names on here, then what the fuk else could it be besides it was 2 different people?


You people won't even TRY to make a stupid reply because you DON'T have one!

But you won't admit you are wrong either!

It's INCREDIBLE that you would let the whole board see y'all look that foolish!

[Eddy Munny]

"Last post"

Bingo. Delusion is his drug of choice and he couldn't abstain for more than a couple minutes. Straight up junkie.

[JoeCool20]

LOL It is up to FIVE posts now INSTEAD of one of them even TRYING to give an answer!!!


Can you say "game, set, match?"

I already knew the idiots wouldn't give an answer because they have no answer. but here it is AGAIN:





Not counting the known retard, because he gets a "pass", let's see how many posts these few "idiot guessers"


make that DON'T address this SIMPLE question!! (LOL Looks like one reply before I could even make this post!!)


Here it is again:




If you know I haven't "snuck by" on here with 2 ID's for no 2+ years, AND you know I can't just ask to change names on here, then what the fuk else could it be besides it was 2 different people?


You people won't even TRY to make a stupid reply because you DON'T have one!

But you won't admit you are wrong either!

It's INCREDIBLE that you would let the whole board see y'all look that foolish!

[Eddy Munny]

Hey Blowjob, does it bother you that I was able to succinctly cram more brilliance into my one little "Here Lies Joe" poem than you have in your entire SBR tenure, spanning two different handles?

I figured it did. That must be why you keep frantically posting well past your "last" post.

Just remember Rocky, quantity can't trump quality.

So let that trigger another barrage of letter vomit, clownshoes.