LOL I just got "baited" by 2 mods. And I TOLD them EXACTLY what was going to happen!
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JoeCool20SBR MVP
- 05-31-18
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#316Comment -
HurryUpAndDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 08-23-13
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#317I have 2 posts in this thread lmao, and one of them is directed at someone else
The other one was sarcasm about your contributions here and you are such a coolHamburger you took is a complimentComment -
JoeCool20SBR MVP
- 05-31-18
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#318
LOL Her's and yours, and anybody else's brain who isn't a Mod would NOT be "imploding over the twin alibi" if you just worked here! Because then you'd be privy to know what you don't know!
You know that by now Ed! You know you made a fool of yourself and you are wrong. You just can't admit it!
I tried to make a bet with you to get you banned for 3 months, bu you wouldn't take it, and you started blatantly lying instead, then I asked you this SIMPLE question that you didn't answer:
So even though you haven't got a clue what really happened, and your answer will be a total guess, please tell me what your guess is about why you think I could have 2 ID's on here when you KNOW that I can't???
I don't know why some people have such a hard time saying that they are mistaken or wrong.
But some of y'all obviously do!
The only thing left is how long I draw it out and continue to make fools of the few of you that are STILL left on here making "idiot guesses" at something that you know nothing about!
It is fascinating to me to watch you and the few others NOT be able to simply say the 3 words "I was wrong."
I guess I will lose interest at some point and stop making y'all look likes fools on here "idiot guessing" at something you know nothing about!
But right now it is hilarious to see the few people left that choose to remain idiots instead of simply saying they made a mistake!Comment -
JoeCool20SBR MVP
- 05-31-18
- 4440
#319
Well what are you even doing on here then?
The thread is about 2 stupid infractions and they only lasted 10 days, so that is over.
Then there is a retarded instigator who hijacked the thread and pulled up a post from 2 years ago and started "idiot guessing" that it was really me, and you can plainly see that I have made an ABSOLUTE fool out of that guy on here about that!
So what is left? Who the fuk is "blowjob"? What are you even posting on here for?Comment -
Eddy MunnySBR Posting Legend
- 08-13-13
- 15768
#320I like how JoeCool has now decided to feign ignorance as to the identity of "Blowjob" despite the fact that he already directly replied to several questions/comments addressed to "Blowjob." Lol, and this tool claims to have a "very high IQ?" I'm actually surprised he can even spell "IQ" although he probably had to check it first. This guy is so dumb it physically hurts to read his posts.
I'm still waiting for him to post the death certificate so I can take a three-month hiatus, but Blowjob is so busy talking in circles his brain locked up and he clearly forgot what the original deal was. Somehow he's convinced himself that the burden of proof is on me I guess. Who knows what goes on in the mind of a real life Forrest Gump? ....I take that back, that's a pretty harsh assessment of Forrest Gump.
Blowjob belongs in a traveling circus sideshow to be honest. The magnitude of his mental deficit borders on grotesque, and in the hands of the right promoter, could probably pull a curious audience who'd pay to witness one of nature's cruelest mistakes. Blowjob is to human intelligence what Rocky Dennis is to human aesthetics.
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bobbywavesSBR Posting Legend
- 05-06-08
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#321I find it alarming that Opti has 9 yes votes, unless Joe has 8 other ghosts flying around the forum.
Since the OP is so ignorant, he failed to make the voters names public. In a lame attempt to hide his ghosts names voting yes.Comment -
JoeCool20SBR MVP
- 05-31-18
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#322I like how JoeCool has now decided to feign ignorance as to the identity of "Blowjob" despite the fact that he already directly replied to several questions/comments addressed to "Blowjob." Lol, and this tool claims to have a "very high IQ?" I'm actually surprised he can even spell "IQ" although he probably had to check it first. This guy is so dumb it physically hurts to read his posts.
I'm still waiting for him to post the death certificate so I can take a three-month hiatus, but Blowjob is so busy talking in circles his brain locked up and he clearly forgot what the original deal was. Somehow he's convinced himself that the burden of proof is on me I guess. Who knows what goes on in the mind of a real life Forrest Gump? ....I take that back, that's a pretty harsh assessment of Forrest Gump.
Blowjob belongs in a traveling circus sideshow to be honest. The magnitude of his mental deficit borders on grotesque, and in the hands of the right promoter, could probably pull a curious audience who'd pay to witness one of nature's cruelest mistakes. Blowjob is to human intelligence what Rocky Dennis is to human aesthetics.
LOL Wow this "blowjob" dude seems like one terrible person!
I wonder if he will ever come back on here?
If you weren't a "wanna be mod" and you actually worked here, then you'd know the answer! LOLComment -
JoeCool20SBR MVP
- 05-31-18
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#323Meanwhile STILL no answer to this simple question? LOL If the case wasn't already closed and I hadn't already made you look like a total fool with your "idiot guessing" at ID's, then everyone can see how foolish that you look when you make YET ANOTHER post that avoids this simple question:
So even though you haven't got a clue what really happened, and your answer will be a total guess, please tell me what your guess is about why you think I could have 2 ID's on here when you KNOW that I can't?Comment -
Eddy MunnySBR Posting Legend
- 08-13-13
- 15768
#324
Yes, I get it... you desperately want to turn the page and distance yourself from your former handle to concentrate on the current one, but you probably should have thought about that when you included "Joe" in both of them. I mean certainly that's not the kinda blunder a "high IQ" individual makes, is it? Maybe you were just "high" period.
Let's compromise...
Is it okay if we all just call you "Rocky" instead? You know, as a nod to your grotesque mental deficit?Comment -
JoeCool20SBR MVP
- 05-31-18
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#325LOL I'll just cut and paste and let you keep burying yourself in your own stupid foolishness!
Meanwhile STILL no answer to this simple question? LOL If the case wasn't already closed and I hadn't already made you look like a total fool with your "idiot guessing" at ID's, then everyone can see how foolish that you look when you make YET ANOTHER post that avoids this simple question:
So even though you haven't got a clue what really happened, and your answer will be a total guess, please tell me what your guess is about why you think I could have 2 ID's on here when you KNOW that I can't?Comment -
convickSBR MVP
- 11-03-11
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#326Lots of mental masturbation here. From a couple different posters.Comment -
JoeCool20SBR MVP
- 05-31-18
- 4440
#327
LOL Hell it was stupid 200 posts ago. The infractions were over in 10 days.
All that is left now is a retarded instigator who hijacked the thread and pulled up a post from 2 years ago and started "idiot guessing" that it was really me!
With absolutely NO EVIDENCE other than the infamous "similar posting styles" horseshit!
And you can plainly see that I have made an ABSOLUTE fool out of that guy on here about that!Comment -
Eddy MunnySBR Posting Legend
- 08-13-13
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#328LOL I'll just cut and paste and let you keep burying yourself in your own stupid foolishness!
Meanwhile STILL no answer to this simple question? LOL If the case wasn't already closed and I hadn't already made you look like a total fool with your "idiot guessing" at ID's, then everyone can see how foolish that you look when you make YET ANOTHER post that avoids this simple question:
So even though you haven't got a clue what really happened, and your answer will be a total guess, please tell me what your guess is about why you think I could have 2 ID's on here when you KNOW that I can't?
C'mon Rocky, think outside the box for once.Comment -
shadymcgradySBR Posting Legend
- 02-27-12
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#329Blowjob, how much lead did you ingest mistaking it for mercury as a child growing up?Comment -
Eddy MunnySBR Posting Legend
- 08-13-13
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#330Hey Blowjob, how come you said you were gonna post evidence of your twin brother and embarrass me right here in this very thread, to which I agreed to a self-imposed three month ban if you successfully did so, and then hopscotched away from the topic ever since?
Is this typically what happens when when your skirt gets lifted in front of a viewing audience? You act all squirrelly and start making random homoerotic overtures to other board members?
I think this vindicates all of our "idiot guessing" then, doesn't it... Mmm hmm. Checkmate.Comment -
bobbywavesSBR Posting Legend
- 05-06-08
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#331
Is it against SBR policy to have 2 accounts? Yes, of course.
Since it's against policy to have 2 accounts, does that mean it can't happen & has never happened? No, of course not.
Could a similar posting style be enough to convict you. Probably not. Hence, you're still here.Comment -
JoeCool20SBR MVP
- 05-31-18
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#332You keep repeating this ignorant question, when I answered it numerous times. So let's break it down, so you can easily comprehend:
Is it against SBR policy to have 2 accounts? Yes, of course.
Since it's against policy to have 2 accounts, does that mean it can't happen & has never happened? No, of course not.
Could a similar posting style be enough to convict you. Probably not. Hence, you're still here.
LOL Maybe there is more information that you don't know about because you aren't a Mod and you DON'T WORK HERE!!
So instead, you make a fool of yourself "idiot guessing" with NO facts other than "similar posting styles"!!! LOL
I have an education, so I never "guess" at anything without knowing the facts!
But I have to admit, this is incredibly entertaining to me!!
It is incredible to watch a few of you who keep making fools of yourselves "idiot guessing" at something that
you know NOTHING about!Comment -
cincinnatikid513SBR Aristocracy
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#333Comment -
Eddy MunnySBR Posting Legend
- 08-13-13
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#335I'm gonna "idiot guess" that the evidence you promised isn't forthcoming.
If you "idiot guessed" that I, in turn, can continue posting for the next three months, you "idiot guessed" correctly.Comment -
JoeCool20SBR MVP
- 05-31-18
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#336
LOL Ed, I know you are retarded, so I promise that am NOT enjoying "making a fool out of the retard"
So I will repeat what I said for the 10th time.
You can't just "agree" to a 3 month ban yourself!
I told you from the beginning that SBR had to say they agreed to ban you after I showed the proof & made a fool out of you!
So please change tacks from this. I didn't think you could get any dumber, but you "Self agreeing" to a 3 month ban when I plainly said the mods have to agree to ban you, is dumber that all your other posts combined! LOL
Because you are a retarded liar and you would make a post RIGHT UP UNDER my post that proved you wrong!! LOLComment -
OptionalAdministrator
- 06-10-10
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#337
Please keep pushing BobbyYou destroyed No1here last time. Your mouth is going take Firekillex down with you this time.
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Eddy MunnySBR Posting Legend
- 08-13-13
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#338LOL Ed, I know you are retarded, so I promise that am NOT enjoying "making a fool out of the retard"
So I will repeat what I said for the 10th time.
You can't just "agree" to a 3 month ban yourself!
I told you from the beginning that SBR had to say they agreed to ban you after I showed the proof & made a fool out of you!
So please change tacks from this. I didn't think you could get any dumber, but you "Self agreeing" to a 3 month ban when I plainly said the mods have to agree to ban you, is dumber that all your other posts combined! LOL
Because you are a retarded liar and you would make a post RIGHT UP UNDER my post that proved you wrong!! LOL
My written word is legally binding.
No mod has said they wouldn't agree to it... So what exactly are you waiting for? A fukking formal ceremony?
Just admit you got nothing. It's not like we don't already know.Comment -
JoeCool20SBR MVP
- 05-31-18
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#339Me too. After Bobbywaves, Joe, Bigdaddyjames, Thrilla, No1here, Barrakuda and Brooksy... it is alarming that two non-dodgy posters would actually want me sacked too
Please keep pushing BobbyYou destroyed No1here last time. Your mouth is going take Firekillex down with you this time.
LOL And while I never wanted to "Stay out of the sports-book forums" with my anti-sports-book posts,
I finally heeded this Aussie's advice and haven't even had a SNIFF of a problem with this mod in two freakin weeks.Comment -
cincinnatikid513SBR Aristocracy
- 11-23-17
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#340Me too. After Bobbywaves, Joe, Bigdaddyjames, Thrilla, No1here, Barrakuda and Brooksy... it is alarming that two non-dodgy posters would actually want me sacked too
Please keep pushing BobbyYou destroyed No1here last time. Your mouth is going take Firekillex down with you this time.
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JoeCool20SBR MVP
- 05-31-18
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#341I told you I wouldn't post for three-months if you come through. It's right there, documented and unedited.
My written word is legally binding.
No mod has said they wouldn't agree to it... So what exactly are you waiting for? A fukking formal ceremony?
Just admit you got nothing. It's not like we don't already know.
LOL Ed I'm sure you have never seen a death certificate!
But I would obviously have to delete certain things like his name, date of birth, shit like that, and then you'd just claim I "got it off the internet" or something! LOL
But I will say this: I started this thread because I was angry that my Mom was going to die. and I am sorry to optinol.
Now my mom passed away on Friday.
My Mom got us 3 burial plots, and I had to take my Mom up there and put my twin in the ground BEFORE my mom a few years ago, then I just had to go BACK up there on Monday and stand there again and put my Momma right beside him!
And the green carpet that everybody was standing on is where I am going to be one day!
I'm finally settled down and I am having a LOT of beers about it tonight!
I'm not really in the mood to play foolish games right now, but you go ahead and post something foolish in reply to this. OK ED?
Go for it. Say I'm lying and shit. I'm guzzling beer and trying to hold things together!Comment -
OptionalAdministrator
- 06-10-10
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#342
In the mod forum thread about BlowJoe/JoeCool I even advocated for not booting you. ;-).Comment -
JoeCool20SBR MVP
- 05-31-18
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#343
I was only upset about my Mom. And I apologize.
She told me waaay before you that I had to be told things "10 times before I learned my lesson"!!
Now I view the S-book threads but I don't make many negative comments, and VOILA!
I learned my lesson after 10 infractions! LOLComment -
Eddy MunnySBR Posting Legend
- 08-13-13
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#344Post both death certificates and I'll agree to a nine-month ban.
You heard that right, act now and I'll cease posting three months for each dead relative plus an additional three months absolutely free of charge. That's 3 for the price of 2. This package deal has been sanctioned by both SBR brass as well as the U.S. Surgeon General.
Now's the time to cash in on all those sickly, withered relatives of yours that are dropping like flies.
Do yourself a favor Blowjob and take advantage of this deal while you still have time. Operators are standing by!Comment -
shadymcgradySBR Posting Legend
- 02-27-12
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#345i didn't even see the poll, just assumed blowjob was going to get banned for gross misuse of stupidityComment -
cincinnatikid513SBR Aristocracy
- 11-23-17
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#346joe get ur affairs in order
good lucksComment -
JoeCool20SBR MVP
- 05-31-18
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#347Post both death certificates and I'll agree to a nine-month ban.
You heard that right, act now and I'll cease posting three months for each dead relative plus an additional three months absolutely free of charge. That's 3 for the price of 2. This package deal has been sanctioned by both SBR brass as well as the U.S. Surgeon General.
Now's the time to cash in on all those sickly, withered relatives of yours that are dropping like flies.
Do yourself a favor Blowjob and take advantage of this deal while you still have time. Operators are standing by!
Good lord Ed you are ruthless kid! Like I said, you have never seen a DC and you don't know how they work!
You don't know that it takes a little while to get them. They don't have my Mom's yet from a Friday death you dumb-ass.
But I tell you what! Since my Mom's will said me and my bro were to "split everything equally between us" ........ "except in the event that one of my sons precedes me in death, then the other surviving son shall be the sole executor"
BEFORE I go through probate court trying to get everything in my name, I will show YOU proof of my family's deaths so I can make a retard look like a fool on a dumb-ass sports website. OK Ed?Comment -
Eddy MunnySBR Posting Legend
- 08-13-13
- 15768
#349I'm so sorry to hear she passed. I was really looking forward to having sex with her again.
At the wake could you do me a favor? Would you reach into the casket and grab her tit one last time for me?
Toss a few of her favorite cherry-flavored rubbers in there as well. It would mean so much.Comment -
bobbywavesSBR Posting Legend
- 05-06-08
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#350Me too. After Bobbywaves, Joe, Bigdaddyjames, Thrilla, No1here, Barrakuda and Brooksy... it is alarming that two non-dodgy posters would actually want me sacked too
Please keep pushing BobbyYou destroyed No1here last time. Your mouth is going take Firekillex down with you this time.
But if you really want a 10th yes vote for some reason just let me know, I can make it happen.
"I destroyed No1Here?" That's pretty funny, considering No1Here explained exactly what happened & he even stated I had nothing to do with his actions.
"Keep pushing?" Not sure where your unprovoked attack is even coming from, I simply stated it was alarming you had 9 votes. I'm sure everyone is shocked, that's why I figured Joe found a way to vote yes 9 times somehow.Comment
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