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blowjob did you go to the "brain doctor" when you were a kid?Comment -
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And what's even more hilarious is the fact that he's completely oblivious to it... He just continues to bandy about like he's "won" something, not realizing he started a ten-page thread where 85% of the voters oppose the poll's premise, and more than likely think he's a total assclown for even starting it.Comment -
Joe, what did I tell you?! Stop this! Don’t respond! Go outside and take a deep breath! Why are you wasting your time!!?Comment -
Hey Blowjob, you should make a new poll and ask members whether or not they believe you register somewhere on the retard spectrum. Then brace yourself for another disappoint to the tune of 85% (at least).
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joe are u glad u did the poll?Comment -
And since JoeCool20 is so adamant that the Blowjoe2020 account had nothing to do with him despite the 1001 ways in which they are identical, here's another nugget I found from a two-year old thread in which he responded to me under his former handle:
The "smoking gun" ladies and gentlemen... And if Blowjob even bothers to deny it, I'll gladly provide the link.Comment -
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LOL I wonder why that "handle" hasn't posted in over two years?
Maybe the person hates this site, maybe the person died. Maybe you don't know because you don't work here.
So therefore you are just "idiot guessing."
Case double closed.Comment -
no neck joe wasting his life denying the obvious.
agree with those that believe he is legitimately retarded.
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LOL Jerk Pee-Pee Eddy done made you look retarded again! 2 things for y'all here.
#1 You will NEVER say that you think I have "gotten away" with having 2 ID's on here for over 2 years!
Because you know it's not true, and you know how idiotic that would make you look!!
but also #2 You will NEVER admit you are wrong either.
3 stages of not being able to admit you are wrong.
#1 "I'm totally right and you are totally an idiot."
#2 "Wait, it is possible that he may actually be right and I AM........"
#3 "Let's just change the subject OK?"
LOL
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LOL Let's put that in bold letters here! For triple case closed!
#1 You will NEVER say that you think I have "gotten away" with having 2 ID's on here for over 2 years!
Because you know it's not true and you know how idiotic that would make you look!!
but also #2 You will NEVER admit you are wrong either.Comment -
Without reading this whole thread (I did sort of try, but I felt myself developing temporary dyslexia pretty quickly, had to skim through the last ~9 out of ~11 pages), I gotta say this: the truth of these accusations aside, you definitely have very impressive stamina Joe.
As I said, my ability to read through your repeated posts was lost pretty quickly. You being someone who can read through all this and do far more - actually writing up all these posts yourself, that shows a pretty impressive ability to me! My advice: stop wasting this talent here at SBR on something which is rather meaningless and use the time that you spend making these posts on getting a job. I have no doubt that if you simply show a prospective employer your posts in this thread to prove your general dedication to your "causes" that you will get many offers quite quickly!Comment -
Bro, you are right, but it is SO MUCH fun to me watching people make fools of themselves instead of admitting they are wrong!
There ain't but about 5 people left that are SO stubborn that they can't admit that they are wrong!
I'm sorry that I can't help making them look like fools on here!
But I promise you that until one of them posts that they DO believe this, then I won't make fools of them any longer!
#1 You will NEVER say that you think I have "gotten away" with having 2 ID's on here for over 2 years!
Because you know it's not true and you know how idiotic that would make you look!!
but also #2 You will NEVER admit you are wrong either.Comment -
LOL Thanks for not "idiot guessing" at something you don't know about! It shows great common sense!
Now you will only get ill at me, but as you said I am "dedicated" to replying to all posts! Whether foolish or not!
My advice to you is: stop giving others unasked-for advice! LOL And while you didn't "idiot guess" at something you KNOW can't be true (good job!) you did "idiot guess" that I need a job.
You can do much better than that dude!
I will cut and paste this ONE more time for you. To show that this is nothing more than hilarity to me watching the 4 or 5 people left make fools of themselves instead of simply saying they are wrong!
Some people may have "double ID-ed" the beat the prick contest, but there is NO WAY these few idiots left believe that I have "gamed the system" on SBR for OVER TWO YEARS! LOL They KNOW better than that, they just can't admit they are wrong!!!
The dude is pulling posts from over 2 years ago! That other handle hasn't posted in over 2 years!!! Do they know why? NOPE! But I do! And so do the people that work here!
That is why I think this is so hilarious and I'm continuing to make them look like fools!
So there you go! Yes I am having a ball with this!
So here goes ONE LAST time! (Now watch! One of the idiots will say I said "one last post" but really posted 2 more times!! LOL But THEY WON'T EVER SAY THAT THEY THINK I HAVE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO HAVE 2 ID'S ON HERE FOR OVER 2 YEARS BECAUSE THEY KNOW IT ISN'T TRUE AND THEY KNOW IT WOULD MAKE THEM LOOK STUPID!!)
"You are right, but it is SO MUCH fun to me watching people make fools of themselves instead of admitting they are wrong!
There ain't but about 5 people left that are SO stubborn that they can't admit that they are wrong!
I'm sorry that I can't help making them look like fools on here!
But I promise you that until one of them posts that they DO believe this, then I won't make fools of them any longer!
#1 You will NEVER say that you think I have "gotten away" with having 2 ID's on here for over 2 years!
Because you know it's not true and you know how idiotic that would make you look!!
but also #2 You will NEVER admit you are wrong either.Comment -
Two points Joe:
(1) Giving people unasked-for-advice. You made the OP for this particular post here in a public forum - why? Because you wanted people to hear your story/comment on it? In essence, you wanted them to give suggestions/advice/vote on the situation. As if often said, if you don't want to draw attention to something (be it by getting unsolicited advice or whatever), then maybe don't post about it in a public place to begin with?
(2) I never said you needed a job. Whether you do or not, I just happen to believe it would be a better use of your resources to devote the time you are dedicating to this post to a better endeavor, an additional part-time job, something like that. Extra money to gamble with never hurt anyone, and I have a feeling you'll get more satisfaction out of it than by defending yourself against these accusations by posting the same rebuttal over and over. Just a guess though!Comment -
What's ironic is that JoeCool20's current defense strategy of "I haven't been met with punitive action therefore I am innocent" is actually more incriminating in that in links him to the Blowjoe2020 account even more.
Blowjoe employed the exact same strategy in another thread when he was accused of touting a "system." He feverishly replied over and over "How can I have a system when you know that you can't do that here?"
So yet again Blowjob has dug his hole even deeper, which is a hallmark of both accounts. He didn't deny the "smoking gun" I posted earlier and he won't deny this either, because he knows I'll just duly provide a link to the thread if I have to.
See, unlike Blowjob, I can substantiate my claims with evidence.Comment -
Still love this thread by JoeCool
His brother is Joe as well...
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So I guess Opti is keeping his job. Congrats man.Comment -
Blowjob should know when to spit or when to swallow.
Pick your battles Blowjob.Comment -
LOL Arun, My thread was about a poll.
Then some known retard hijacked the thread and made a fool out of himself "idiot guessing" at ID's!
So, while it shouldn't be fun to the people making fools of themselves "idiot guessing" at ID's, this is fun to me!
As for your SECOND lengthy post, I will just turn around and give you some of your OWN advice!!
I suggest you stop spending so much time on here at SBR on something which is rather meaningless and use the time that you spend making these long drawn out posts on getting a job.
You should stop incessantly posting on here and get a job instead and make some extra money!
Extra money to gamble with never hurt anyone!Comment -
LOL I don't reply that often to non-pros, like Ed and we all also know that nut Ed is a retard!
Just look at the poor dude saying that I am "not denying" whatever idiocy he last brewed up!
LOL i have told him what happened at least 20 times! But he is retarded so he continues to be an idiot!
I can't help that. I feel sorry for the kid. The white coats at the asylum won't even give him any money to go pro!
The retard will probably say something about me using the edit button next!!
I'm not here to make a fool out of known retards.
But you aren't retarded.
So now I HAVE to reply to your idiot post!!!!
IF YOU WORKED HERE AND YOU WERE A MOD, THEN YOU'D ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION!
BUT YOU DON'T WORK HERE!
SO INSTEAD YOU ARE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF "IDIOT GUESSING" AT WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW!!
Case quadruple closed!Comment -
LOL How can I leave this alone??!! Not ONE SINGLE "idiot guesser" had the balls to reply to this!
So they are ADMITTING that they KNOW what they are saying ISN'T true!! CASE CLOSED TIMES 5!
#1 You will NEVER say that you think I have "gotten away" with having 2 ID's on here for over 2 years!
Because you know it's not true and you know how idiotic that would make you look!!
but also #2 You will NEVER admit you are wrong either.Comment -
Keep editing, idiot. Maybe you'll stumble upon something that makes sense.Comment -
LOL Ed I PROMISE I am not getting any joy out of making you look like an idiot.
I'm sorry, but I already made another fool out of you before you even made your post!!
Page up and look! here it is again:
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"LOL I don't reply that often to non-pros, like Ed and we all also know that nut Ed is a retard!
Just look at the poor dude saying that I am "not denying" whatever idiocy he last brewed up!
LOL i have told him what happened at least 20 times! But he is retarded so he continues to be an idiot!
I can't help that. I feel sorry for the kid. The white coats at the asylum won't even give him any money to go pro!
The retard will probably say something about me using the edit button next!!"Comment -
LOL I just can't help how fun this is to me!
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Yeah, you're really making me look like an idiot... kinda like you made Opti look like an idiot, right?
You act like I'm in the minority but literally everyone is either calling you a ghost, a retard, or both.
Hey I have an idea... Since there's only a handful of us "idiot guessers" out here, maybe you should launch another poll asking the populace if they believe you authored the posts submitted by both Blowjoe2020 and JoeCool20.
If the results of this poll show a majority believing that you are NOT in fact behind both accounts, then I will leave SBR for SIX MONTHS! That's right, I will not post for HALF A YEAR! That is my word and I fully expect SBR administration to enforce it if for any reason I fail to acknowledge it.
So are you ready for such a poll or are you going to go full-coward after going full-retard for the duration of this thread? And please don't cop-out by saying I won't ban myself as that is just another chicken-shit excuse for you to avoid the crux of the matter.
I said I won't for SIX MONTHS if you win the poll and everyone can read it, including the Mods. Your move, Blowjob.Comment -
LOL I don't think these last few "idiot guessers" are wealthy college boys by any means!
But they sure can't admit when they are wrong!!
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So what's the next reincarnation handle going to be? CoolBarebackBlowjob2021?Comment -
dudes, mods!
please, put blowjob outta his misery
lets show compassion... we cannot help him, he is beyond savingComment -
A Moderator just told me that JoeCool20 dropped his former handle of Blowjoe2020 because he grew tired of everyone calling him "Blowjob" and he had no other recourse but a permanent name change to alleviate the stress of constant ridicule.
That's why they allowed him two different accounts, because:
A) The accounts weren't operated simultaneously
B) Felt his need to change handles was justified
C) They, like everyone else, suspected that he may indeed be mentally handicapped and felt sorry for him
This was expressed to me in confidence by someone on the staff and in the know. So the truth comes out!!!!
Have fun, BLOWJOB!Comment -
Yeah, you're really making me look like an idiot... kinda like you made Opti look like an idiot, right?
You act like I'm in the minority but literally everyone is either calling you a ghost, a retard, or both.
Hey I have an idea... Since there's only a handful of us "idiot guessers" out here, maybe you should launch another poll asking the populace if they believe you authored the posts submitted by both Blowjoe2020 and JoeCool20.
If the results of this poll show a majority believing that you are NOT in fact behind both accounts, then I will leave SBR for SIX MONTHS! That's right, I will not post for HALF A YEAR! That is my word and I fully expect SBR administration to enforce it if for any reason I fail to acknowledge it.
So are you ready for such a poll or are you going to go full-coward after going full-retard for the duration of this thread? And please don't cop-out by saying I won't ban myself as that is just another chicken-shit excuse for you to avoid the crux of the matter.
I said I won't for SIX MONTHS if you win the poll and everyone can read it, including the Mods. Your move, Blowjob.
LOL Ed You have already shown yourself as a blatant liar when you lied about the Mods agreeing to the 3 month ban if I posted my twin's Death Certificate on here! (Go look at post 318)
And now you want me to trust that you'd impose a SIX month ban on yourself after you have blatantly lied? LOL
See what I mean? People who aren't retarded wouldn't ask something that idiotic!
And as far as "Your move" goes, this was already over way back when it was "your move" but you failed to even give a retarded reply to this:
"If you know that "blowjoe2020" handle hasn't made a post in over 2 years, then that handle HAS to be gone or dead or something right?
And if you are going to say that "blowjoe" is really me, AND you KNOW that people can't have 2 ID's on here for over 2 years, then what do you "guess" happened?
Obviously you don't believe what I told you, unless you really do believe me and you are just being an instigator (which I doubt).
So even though you haven't got a clue what really happened, and your answer will be a total guess, please tell me what your guess is about why you think I could have 2 ID's on here for over 2 years when you KNOW that I can't???"
Geez Ed, you wouldn't even ATTEMPT a reply to that! Because you know you have no reply!
It has been "YOUR MOVE" on answering that for a week now! Did you think it just "went away" because you ignored it?
Quite the contrary! That was when it became game, set, match! Because you KNOW you have no answer!Comment
