Tell me a joke and I'll reward you with 10 points if I laugh...

[smokenjoke]

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"

[Let's Go Rangers]

Stole my joke...love that...sick but I love it.

I personalized it to include a well-known pedophile. ...wallstreetcappers

[Crystos]

Pullin out the big guns here...

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?





A Bay-gul

[Crystos]

Okay...

Three guys kneel before Satan.

Satan: What have you done that you may drink from the unholy water?

Guy 1: I raped a young girl

Satan: Very well my son you may drink from the unholy fountain.

Guy 2: Fukkin murder baby

Satan: Don't call me baby! You may drink from the unholy fountain.

Guy 3: I pissed in the unholy fountain.

Satan:

[daneblazer]

A Priest, a murderer, and a racist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "welcome back Florida Gators!"

[CarpeDime]

What's the deal with Oprah?? No, no seriously, folks, no seriously, what's the deal with Oprah?? She's fat, she's thin, she's fat, she's thin......pick a weight, and go with it!

[The Giant]

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"

This one is my favorite.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

How do you make a kleenex dance?

You put a lil boogey in it

[innovation]

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

[CountNo_Account]

Gimme his f*kn' points Giant

Sarcasm should have a special font so you would be able to recognize it...

[CountNo_Account]

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, she's already been told twice...

[CountNo_Account]

I personalized it to include a well-known pedophile. ...wallstreetcappers

[CountNo_Account]

Nothing, she's already been told twice...

Two black eyes= also known as Irish sunglasses...