I predict the world will end by 2011

[chico2663]

mayan calander goes thru mid 2012

[sweethook]

so we stop paying our bills

[dinaro7]

2012 is what the mayens said

[itchypickle]

so we stop paying our bills

Yes there will be a clause added to your statements for billing next month...please terminate further monetary payment from this life, save it for the afterlife.....

[pimike]

Julian Assage releases embarrassing Wikileaks concerning Harold Camping


Harold Camping's trademarks include his deep, sonorous voice coupled with a slow cadence. He has also used mathematical predictions applied to the Bible to predict dates for the end of the world.His current prediction is that the“RAPTURE”will be on May 21, 2011.
Julian Assange, in his latest release of “Wikileaks” downloaded the CC files of Camping’s next trip booked on "Expedia" to St Bart’s along with flight tickets, hotel, and restaurant reservations, for Saturday, May 28, 2011.
Camping’s spokesperson released a statement saying that Harold Camping still believes the world will be ending, but "letting the deal he was offered slip away would have be f-ing ridiculous.”



Pimike, maybe Camping will go with you to Costa Rica for the SBR bash!

Thats a bold face lie! No such reservations made.

Now yes I do have a reservation for Costa rica but Harold doesn't.

Like I said its heaven death or sbr bash!

I can assure you from talking to Harold Camping he has no reservations.

Peace and may the lord forgive us all.

[cant call it]

spread the wealth mikie

[darrell74]

I vote Pimike the poster of the month in June

Can I be nominated please!!!

[Tsonga]

I can't believe this thread is still going strong. I'm sure there will be a new thread next year saying the world will end in 2012.

[darrell74]

Still not nominated

[rkelly110]

There you go buddy, nominated.

[jaythegreat]

does this mean that i need to buy unsinkable boat

[darrell74]

rkelly, you got some heart

[lyon804]

Mike I can not thank you enough for the entertainment this thread has provided me. After this passes we shall go again on another self consumed thrill seeking adventure. In accordance of being a good "Christian" I felt it necessary to find out what might be your ill. Mike I feel you may be suffering from a neuroligical disorder.



Epilepsy-

Findings seem to point to a region of the brain commonly referred to as the 'God Spot' or 'God Module', that when stimulated creates hallucinations that are interpreted as mystical or spiritual experiences. This 'spot' is stimulated during meditation and prayer and is affected by electromagnetic fields and epilepsy. The resulting hallucinations may be the cause of mystical, spiritual and paranormal experiences as they can give feelings such as a presence in the room or an out of body experience. In the case of epileptics, this may be the reason for many of them becoming obsessed with religion. For those who experience the stimulation it is explained related to their own personal beliefs; a visit from an angel or lost loved one, an extraterrestrial encounter, a higher plane of consciousness or a visit from God.


Now that you know what is the problem you can seek help.

[losturmarbles]

The end is nigh, apparently

Doomsday sign on Main East A billboard on Main Street East announces the coming of Judgement Day on May 21. Barry Gray/The Hamilton Spectator




What are your plans for May 21?
If you’re a fan of Harold Camping, or believer of billboard literature, that’s the day — around 6 p.m. specifically — the world will end.
If you’re lucky, you’ll be one of the 200 million or so around the world to be instantly “raptured” to heaven, predicts the 89-year-old California preacher, broadcaster and founder of the Family Radio Network.
The rest of us, he claims, will be going to hell.
Camping is causing a stir in the United States and internationally with his advertising blitz warning the public of the pending apocalypse. Dipping into some of Family Radio’s $120 million assets — all raised through listener’s donations — he’s even brought his billboards to Hamilton.
One says “Judgment Day May 21 … Cry mightily unto God.” It includes a golden emblem that says “The Bible Guarantees It” and overlooks a parking lot on Main Street East near Wentworth Street South.
Surveying half a dozen shoppers heading to their cars, no one seemed aware of the looming apocalypse, nor had they noticed the billboards.
Camping has said his calculation is based on a lifetime of studying the Bible. May 21 is apparently 722,500 days from April 1 AD 33, the day he believes Jesus was crucified. And 722,500 is what you get when you multiply five, 10 and 17 together twice — these are holy numbers.
“A lot of folks like him have end-of-the-world mathematical calculations,” said Syd Hielema, chaplain and associate professor of religion at Redeemer University College.
“The calculations are flawed.”
Most people who make these type of calculations don’t have the budget or platform to broadcast their predictions to the world, he said.
Hielema said he and many other Christians do not believe in what Camping is preaching.
He said end-of-the-world predictions spike when there is unrest in the Middle East or natural disasters. Camping has pointed to events including the earthquake and tsunami in Japan as proof of the pending end of days.
He also points to the Gay Pride movement as another “indicator.”
There will always be people willing to give up their money and time for this cause, Hielema said.
But despite the billboards in Hamilton, he said it is not something people here seem to be talking about.
“It’s not on our radar,” he said.




$120 Million in donations????

Pimike, is that 6pm Pacific time?

[Davydave]

Now I know the world is going to hell in a hand basket. The country has no more moral values, the country will weaken its military and the Gov will get strong but the people will pay.


This is a very sad time for America. A radical person in charge. Yes there will be change, however it will be wrong CHANGE.

The time of the end will come.

Best of luck with that!
I'll stop paying my mortgage now!

[pimike]

[QUOTE=pimike;9942363]I am leaving you with these videos to exam for yourselves.




MAY 21, 2011

http://www.youtube.com/user/panatiychuk74

Will not reply other than above. Again may God have mercy on our souls.

[Mikail]

oh boy!

[SECOND SHIFT]

The moon has to be in the seventh house, jupiter must line with mars, you can see all of the planets.......

[gregm]

[quote=pimike;9954111]

I am leaving you with these videos to exam for yourselves.




MAY 21, 2011

http://www.youtube.com/user/panatiychuk74

Will not reply other than above. Again may God have mercy on our souls.

Thats actually a well designed you tube page, I like the background page and the layout, I didn't expect much if it was an Armageddonist/ fundamentalist type group, usually alot of church groups have web sites that look like 4th graders built it, but this groups youtube channel looks pretty good.

[cant call it]

fukking guys wearing may 21 2011 t shirts.
gonna feel like a douche nozzle when they have to throw them away after wards
what the fukk are people thinking?

[ROFLcopter]

are you going to chase this prediction for 10 years like you chase the Padres?

[blinky88]

Agreed

[lyon804]

It seems the group you follow is another fear mongering group dedicated to drive sales like any other business... it's not much different than the many businesses I have heard in my time advertising "going out of business sales" to ehhance sales. Radio group is looking to drive offerings,tiths, and such so people can pay there way to the "pearly gates"

[yisman]

May 22 is going to be fun.

[Grandmaster B]

are you going to chase this prediction for 10 years like you chase the Padres?

[lyon804]

I watched it again PImike and what stood out was how low the collective IQ of the crowd was involved with the production. You did not see any business men are anybody that could hold down a good job. Just a bunch of low class citizens with a need to feel IMPORTANT!!

[Wiggums5]

so there's only 10 days left huh?

[frankthetank]

it's right around the corner.. yikes!

[Dad]

May 22 is going to be fun.

No shit. I'm gonna throw a huge "we survived May 22nd" bbq party on the 22nd. You're invited, Yisman.

[ROFLcopter]

Thanks for the nomination yisman

[Tsonga]

[quote=pimike;9954111]

I am leaving you with these videos to exam for yourselves.




MAY 21, 2011

http://www.youtube.com/user/panatiychuk74

Will not reply other than above. Again may God have mercy on our souls.

Can I have your sbr points on may 22nd if you are still around? If not, you can keep them. Deal?

[yisman]

Better, I'll wager all my sbr points and all the money in my offshore accounts that the world will still be going on May 22.

rofl, it was a funny post.

No shit. I'm gonna throw a huge "we survived May 22nd" bbq party on the 22nd. You're invited, Yisman.

You can expect me.

[LarryF]

I just scheduled a meeting today for June 2 that is really important. Should I reschedule?

[ACoochy]

are you going to chase this prediction for 10 years like you chase the Padres?

I cant help but ask what contingency plans u have in place pimike just in case ur prop is incorrect

[yisman]

I hope mike has some savings left in case the world is still going on May 22.