Only one small problem, the heaven stories are myths.
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Not true. I read it all in a book. We're all going to heaven when we die, it doesnt even matter what you do good or bad (sin all you want God died for your sins so you're already forgiven, remember to thank God). Just remember to click accept on Jesus as your savior, if you click Im concerned about this being illogical you will burn in hell for all eternity
Also pray alot, Christians know for a fact this works, the only reason cancer still kills millions every year is because no one has prayed for a cure yetComment -
The birds are falling, fish and crabs are dying. Giffords got shot and killed and I can't
pick a winner to save my ass. This year might be the year according to Mike.
See you all in Gambling Heaven.
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Yes, most people who read the Bible don't know the history of the texts which became known as "The Bible".
Take the Old Testament, the OT was written by three people. By reading the entire OT you can figure out which sections were written by these three different authors.
The Israelites wrote a large section of the OT in order to hide their true history and to make the many criminal acts that they committed appear to be "righteous" because God told them to do these horrible deeds. Obviously that section of the OT is propaganda written after the fact to give a religious approval to the horrific behavior of these lunatics.
All the people living around the land that the Israelites stole knew the true story, so the Israelites could not deny that they committed these horrific crimes. The only way to justify these actions was to claim that "God" ordered them to carry out the crimes against "evil doers" and 'hey we had to follow orders'. Of course they made up this God so the entire set of writings are just propaganda.
If you want to have some fun read the Old Testament carefully and write down all the crimes that you find, the perpetrators, the victims, and the reasons given by the perpetrators for the crimes that they committed.
What you will see is a very long list that looks something like:
Crime Perpetrator Victim Reason given
15,000 people murdered Israelites Moab God told us (Isrealites) to murder them
If you document the entire Old Testament this way you will have hundreds and hundreds of crimes carried out by the Israelites and the reason usually given is always "God told us to commit the crime". But sometimes they just commit horrific crimes for fun.
Oh, and the best part is that these criminals didn't actually hear God speaking directly, always one of their "holy" men talked to God and then told the Israelites to commit the murders. "God told us to murder every man, woman, and child of Jericho except the prostitute that helped our spies so that all of her friends and relatives could be murdered by us", the Israelite holy man told the Israelites that God had said this about Jericho.
Now, if someone acted like this today they would be branded as lunatic mass murderers and prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
The Old Testament is a historic text which lists hundreds of horrific crimes carried out by jealous liars who made up a fake "God" and instituted a "religion" where male priests had absolute power over everyone. These lying murderers claim to be the "holy children of God". What a crock.Comment -
so.....who wins the game today?...Comment -
Curious, have you even read the Bible (Old and New Testament) in its entirety?
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start robbing banks if you really think the world is gonna end this year. jack@ss.Comment -
You show a lack of ability in reading comprehension. I said that the Bible is basically covering up the horrendous crimes of the brutals who call themselves "Hebrews". I also said that I do not believe in "God" as described in the Bible.
Not sure how I can make this any clearer.Comment -
This link is about an hour and a half long that came out about a year ago.
To say the least, it has a bit of an entertainment value.Comment -
Nothing is going to happen.Comment -
A link with a pic of petroglyphs explaining a little bit about the birds and fish dieing that was talked about this week in Arkansas and Louisiana.
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If the Giants are in 1st on May 21st I'm gonna have a bone to pick with God
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stupid threadComment -
they are trying their gas on the birds and it is working. we are nextComment -
If you want my respect, predict the winner of the Super Bowl ...Comment -
As above, so below. Don't be surprised if both your heavens and hells are full of liars, bureaucrats, saints, and samaritans.Comment -
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About a month and a half to go.Comment -
anyone watch the docomentary called "the collaspe" .dont know how true or false (or byass) you be the judge. im personally leaning towards this doc.Comment -
these doomsday predictions are batting .000.Comment -
the world will end tomrrow unless you give me all yer pointsComment -
I read parts of this thread Mike cant waste the remaining days reading it all but just one question...
we agree heaven is full of angels ( or virgins depending on religion) or no??
Now Hell is where most of us will go sooo.
Heaven: Angels and salads and winners and everyone be nice
Hell: Burgers, beers, strippers. gambling, hookers, boys fae sbr, more beers, more gambling, sbr bets go down but who cares coz we're here already, strippers, ma 49ers win the superbowl (two hookers that night), tell the boys on sbr about it, then back to gambling and beers!!
If the world ends is there neither?? That's what concerns me the most!!Comment -
its the end of the world as we know itComment -
