I predict the world will end by 2011

**Poppa K** · 05-20-11, 09:43 PM

Shat, and here I've been saving for retirement. WTF? Where the hell have I been? Under some freckin rock? Shoot, I'm gonna cash in my 401K, take an early retirement, tell my boss that always brags about his long schwank to go fack himself. Gonna find me a big ole bag a dope and smoke till I wouldn't be able to this clean ever again.

Well Shcit, this says it better than I can...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_aFU4Yjj8&feature=related

**Poppa K** · 05-20-11, 09:44 PM

Drink your finest bottle of bourbon, wine, scotch... Just no sense in saving it anymore...

**Tree Rollins** · 05-20-11, 09:51 PM

The world is going to end tomorrow? I'm definitely going in late to work.

**Hotdiggity11** · 05-20-11, 10:03 PM

This thread will explode on the 22nd.

**no1here** · 05-20-11, 10:08 PM

might be that you are not even alive, this all could be a nightmare by your spirit form
you know that time doesn't even exist

**slacker00** · 05-20-11, 11:21 PM

Maybe that's why the NFL owners and players aren't in a hurry to get a deal done.

**David1** · 05-20-11, 11:41 PM

Originally posted by losturmarbles

Who's the big players bankrolling this family radio thing? All donations? The production seems to be first-rate. I can't figure out what their deal is, no way all these people think the world is just going to end this Saturday.

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**lyon804** · 05-21-11, 12:07 AM

tonite has been a good nite mike. i dont reckon will see the magic man in the sky later on.

**Hotdiggity11** · 05-21-11, 04:42 AM

Should we just assume Mike was raptured if he doesn't have the gonads to show back up in this thread?

**Grandmaster B** · 05-21-11, 05:16 AM

Originally posted by Hotdiggity11

Should we just assume Mike was raptured if he doesn't have the gonads to show back up in this thread?

**BeatTheJerk** · 05-21-11, 06:38 AM

What are they donating for if they believe the worlds gonna end ?

**BeatTheJerk** · 05-21-11, 06:48 AM

I guess these dumb f u c k s were donating for all the campaigning going on the last few months. This guy Camping is blaspheming against God. He's probably going to Hell for it.

**manuelkk** · 05-21-11, 08:47 AM

Good luck everybody, we need it!

**BigdaddyQH** · 05-21-11, 10:14 AM

Is anyone dead yet? Only the living need respond.

**crustyme** · 05-21-11, 10:33 AM

world ends at 8pm eastern so mike has a stay of execution for a few hours.

**BigdaddyQH** · 05-21-11, 10:42 AM

I thought it was 9:00 pm Eastern, since the moron who predicted this is based in California and picked 6:00 pm PDT for the end.

**Cuseyboyy** · 05-21-11, 10:42 AM

weird

**crustyme** · 05-21-11, 10:46 AM

i hope it's 9pm so we have an extra hour to gamble.

**BigdaddyQH** · 05-21-11, 10:50 AM

It would be figuratively suicidal for Mike to show his face in here again. He would just be begging to get his ass kicked, verbally. Look at that idiot Emily. How many doomsday predictions have we seen from him/her/it? It continues to post in here, and gets hammered. I figure only some type of sick masochist would intentionally and voluntarily seek this kind of verbal punishment and abuse. Maybe this is how these sick people get off.

**pimike** · 05-21-11, 11:18 AM

Lest we not forget the following :

1. It is still May 21
2. As title of thread states by the end of 2011.
3. Sbr bash was an option.

**crustyme** · 05-21-11, 11:23 AM

already back-peddling?

**losturmarbles** · 05-21-11, 11:27 AM

Harold Camping: I was just kidding!

**losturmarbles** · 05-21-11, 11:41 AM

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**itchypickle** · 05-21-11, 11:45 AM

Camping tomorrow "Sorry folks, I guess I didn't study hard enough....I will just retire in shame now with my $72 Million in your donations....sorry you all sold your houses and joined my caravan of lies for years and now have no future....but thanks for the $$$ suckers!"

**losturmarbles** · 05-21-11, 11:48 AM

**losturmarbles** · 05-21-11, 11:51 AM

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**crustyme** · 05-21-11, 11:54 AM

we should just beat to death anyone that fell for this bs. cause you know these loons will flock to the next fraud that makes another bogus prediction.

**losturmarbles** · 05-21-11, 11:56 AM

Sex with a giantess at the end of the world

**nijole** · 05-21-11, 11:57 AM

There were so many predictions that the world will end, and If you believe in all of them why we still live?

**losturmarbles** · 05-21-11, 12:00 PM

**JVP3122** · 05-21-11, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by pimike

Lest we not forget the following :

1. It is still May 21
2. As title of thread states by the end of 2011.
3. Sbr bash was an option.

No, the title says that you predict the world will end by 2011, so essentially it should have already ended. Leaving technicalities aside, tonight is the beginning of the rapture, so according to Family Radio we should definitely notice something happening tonight. We're supposed to be experiencing hell on earth for the next five months so when nothing happens (as we know nothing will happen) then we know that there was yet another crazy idiot calling for the end of the world and everyone who gave him money will have been had on the biggest swindle since Bernie Madoff.

**19th Hole** · 05-21-11, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by pimike

Lest we not forget the following :

1. It is still May 21
2. As title of thread states by the end of 2011.
3. Sbr bash was an option.

PIMIKE

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**WvGambler** · 05-21-11, 12:07 PM

Its the Padres all over again.

**losturmarbles** · 05-21-11, 12:12 PM

Faking the rapture

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/15/faking-the-rapture-350627

This was really evil. Christians and their pranks...

**losturmarbles** · 05-21-11, 12:14 PM