Is bigorange the poker room monitor?

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 03-22-17, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

The chances of you being anywhere during pre afternoon nap time cartoons is pretty remote

Cool story though

Bro

think Big O really over estimated that 60 IQ

good comeback though

**dlowilly** · 03-22-17, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

think Big O really over estimated that 60 IQ

good comeback though

Good for you little philly, well thought out and shows you've been paying attention! Now it's 13 minutes past your 3:00 afternoon nap. If you lay down right now I promise you can have some Strawberry quick when you wake up. Ok? Yeah, ok. Good little boy

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 03-22-17, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

Good for you little philly, well thought out and shows you've been paying attention! Now it's 13 minutes past your 3:00 afternoon nap. If you lay down right now I promise you can have some Strawberry quick when you wake up. Ok? Yeah, ok. Good little boy

I should have kept my mouth shut when helping this tool go and turn pro....he fits right in here though....uneducated nitwit

Are you in Orlando?

**BigOrange** · 03-22-17, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

I should have kept my mouth shut when helping this tool go and turn pro....he fits right in here though....uneducated nitwit

Are you in Orlando?

He's Goofy's dumber brother!

**dlowilly** · 03-22-17, 03:17 PM

Look the two mean kids are ganging up on me! What should I do? (Ya buffoons lol)

**Auto Donk** · 03-22-17, 05:51 PM

Originally posted by SharpAngles

I want the winner of the Booby v Donker grudge match.

Would love to punch either one in the head.

you don't have to wait.... I'll gladly beat the shit out of you anytime you want....

you'll be an old man by the time pussyboy waves quits running from me.....

one shot to your jaw is what would make my night......

**SharpAngles** · 03-22-17, 06:34 PM

Texas brawling vs LA street fighting

I've handled plenty of drunk cowboys shooting their mouth off Donk

Not afraid

fwiw I only added you to see what you'd respond, C- btw(not enough sexual escapade references), I really only feel like smacking around small b

**franklee168** · 03-22-17, 06:43 PM

Mods.....change this thread title to "The fight club"

**bobbywaves** · 03-22-17, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by SharpAngles

I want the winner of the Booby v Donker grudge match.

Would love to punch either one in the head.

You & Donkey know where I live. I'm waiting for the both of you to show, your body bags are ready.

**Auto Donk** · 03-22-17, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by SharpAngles

Texas brawling vs LA street fighting

I've handled plenty of drunk cowboys shooting their mouth off Donk

Not afraid

fwiw I only added you to see what you'd respond, C- btw(not enough sexual escapade references), I really only feel like smacking around small b

sorry for the c-..... i'm not good at responding to a fukhead like you who suddenly wants some shit.....

no,.... no good communication response at all in such situations....

I just generally knock em the fuk out without saying a word..... Trust me, bitch, I'd do the same to you.....

**Auto Donk** · 03-22-17, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by franklee168

Mods.....change this thread title to "The fight club"

for some reason, after reading this the seonc time through, I just started busted out laughing.... to the point my wife asks "wtf"....

I tell her the post, and then thought about the fact that grown men are sitting around spread all over the f'n country typing about wanting to fight each other....

shit is so idiotic it had both of us laughing our asses off.....

that said, SA, come to the next bash and I will knock you the fuk out....

**stevek173** · 03-23-17, 05:25 AM

Strawberry Quick still on the table?

I'm in.

**Auto Donk** · 03-23-17, 08:34 AM

stevie, what's with that avatar.....?

the last guy that wrote shit like that turned about to be a closeted homosexual, later out of the closet, who died of hiv.....

this guy:

out of curiosity, do you dance like this?

**reigle9** · 03-23-17, 09:53 AM

lets get a game going

**Auto Donk** · 03-23-17, 12:19 PM

fuk that, let's fight!!!!

**reigle9** · 03-23-17, 12:23 PM

fight at the table imo

that's always fun

FLOOR!!!!!!

**SharpAngles** · 03-23-17, 12:47 PM

Donk fired the fuk up! Love the passion! I'd also love to get you on a live poker table and tilt you 90 fkn degrees. Would not be hard.

If there is ever a bash in the states I will be there to buy you a beer and laugh at this nonsense, and smack you around a bit if you get out of line

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 03-23-17, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by stevek173

Strawberry Quick still on the table?

I'm in.

**reigle9** · 03-23-17, 04:15 PM

how much does somewhat up to date, say 10 years ago software cost? is it free?

i started playing online poker in 2001 and never ever ever ever have i ever played anywhere where the screen didn't come to the front when it was your turn...this shit has to be at least 20 years old

and penetrate, if you bust and want to buy back in...well that's just completely impossible if your initial roll is from poker points, might as well wait until the next day to try and rebuy with reg points

**dlowilly** · 03-24-17, 12:43 PM

Originally posted by BigOrange

The tourneys aren't interesting to me with the current structure of participation points and idiots stalling trying to get theirs.

Below are the users with inflated point totals from last night's 7PM, 9PM, and 11PM. These totals will not count toward qualification.

#	User	Total Points	Cashes
1	blackbart	600	1
2	chico2663	600	1
3	Triple_D_Bet	600	1
4	Bigorange	375	1
5	JAKEPEAVY21	375	1
6	secretstash	375	1
7	cabo	250	1
8	qwertvt	250	1
9	sweep	175	1
10	thetrinity	175	1
11	carolinadaze	150	1
12	sinmiedo	150	1
13	lobo369	120	1
14	pokerpro44	120	1
15	spider	80	1
16	TheGiant	80	1
17	brndg23	70	1
18	frankzig	70	1
19	MrKLC	60	1
20	cankid	50	1
21	hhsilver	40	1
22	DGG23	30	1

I guess you liked the structure yesterday, huh?

**IlluminatedOne** · 03-24-17, 12:52 PM

Let it go dude, why do you care what bigorange is doing anyways? You have been here, in this paticular handle for less than 6 months, yet beefing with posters like you've been here for years. Dont work yourself up over this, how are you supposed to move objects with your mind when you cant let shit like this go?

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 03-24-17, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

Below are the users with inflated point totals from last night's 7PM, 9PM, and 11PM. These totals will not count toward qualification.

#	User	Total Points	Cashes
1	blackbart	600	1
2	chico2663	600	1
3	Triple_D_Bet	600	1
4	Bigorange	375	1
5	JAKEPEAVY21	375	1
6	secretstash	375	1
7	cabo	250	1
8	qwertvt	250	1
9	sweep	175	1
10	thetrinity	175	1
11	carolinadaze	150	1
12	sinmiedo	150	1
13	lobo369	120	1
14	pokerpro44	120	1
15	spider	80	1
16	TheGiant	80	1
17	brndg23	70	1
18	frankzig	70	1
19	MrKLC	60	1
20	cankid	50	1
21	hhsilver	40	1
22	DGG23	30	1

I guess you liked the structure yesterday, huh?

Big O's puppet chiming in yet again....guys fukin infatuated with you Big O

.......

Dlow what is it you do for a career?

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 03-24-17, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by IlluminatedOne

Let it go dude, why do you care what bigorange is doing anyways? You have been here, in this paticular handle for less than 6 months, yet beefing with posters like you've been here for years. Dont work yourself up over this, how are you supposed to move objects with your mind when you cant let shit like this go?

**downsouth** · 03-24-17, 01:02 PM

I personally wouldn't make Donk the one you guys are looking to fight. He's a pretty big dude that appears to be in decent shape.

If I ran into him in dark ally one of us is getting shot.

**GUMMO77** · 03-24-17, 01:07 PM

Originally posted by IlluminatedOne

Let it go dude, why do you care what bigorange is doing anyways? You have been here, in this paticular handle for less than 6 months, yet beefing with posters like you've been here for years. Dont work yourself up over this, how are you supposed to move objects with your mind when you cant let shit like this go?

**dlowilly** · 03-24-17, 01:11 PM

Blatant hypocrisy from bigorange, but hey let's attack the "you haven't been here that long" strawman

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 03-24-17, 01:32 PM

Originally posted by downsouth

I personally wouldn't make Donk the one you guys are looking to fight. He's a pretty big dude that appears to be in decent shape.

If I ran into him in dark ally one of us is getting shot.

agreed..I'd make Donk a decent favorite against the majority of posters at SBR.

**SharpAngles** · 03-24-17, 01:50 PM

**dlowilly** · 03-24-17, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Dlow what is it you do for a career?

Man it's actually a long, pretty complicated but funny story. If you have the time to read it I'll tell you but I haven't told this story in awhile so I might forget some stuff. Anyway, if you feel like reading it's pretty interesting. Here goes:

Go fuk urself philly

The end

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 03-24-17, 02:16 PM

**stevek173** · 03-24-17, 03:04 PM

Only way to get Donker is to sabatoge him with murderer strippers

**Auto Donk** · 03-25-17, 01:18 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

Only way to get Donker is to sabatoge him with murderer strippers

this was tried once..... good thing I'd popped a viagra before my girlfriend and I went in there.....

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 03-25-17, 01:29 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

this was tried once..... good thing I'd popped a viagra before my girlfriend and I went in there.....

^^ PRO maneuver there

**Auto Donk** · 03-25-17, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

^^ PRO maneuver there

kind of resembled this, except it was mainly side to side, only a few uppercuts were "thrusted"....

and of couse, it was a real meatstick and not a metal attachment

and, of course, i don't have those retard thingys strapped to my wrists to aid in walking.....

**SharpAngles** · 03-25-17, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

Only way to get Donker is to sabatoge him with murderer strippers

He let it slip in another thread that he loves thick hos so I've already spread the word through Houstons gentlemens clubs that there is a bounty on the Donks head. First girl to suffocate him with ass and thighs gets 10k plus a 1k bonus if they capture the moment on camera.