Chuck Norris Jokes

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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till."

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Death once has a Chuck Norris Experience

[eidolon]

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. KeyStoneKid invented pink.

[EXhoosier10]

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till."

till death

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If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fυcking beef.

[Dad]

Chuck Norris does not wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

[frizzelli]

Chuck Norris is so cool he lost his virginity before his dad did.

[Dragoş]

Why does exist the Light in Earth?...because the darkness is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

[Dad]

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Chuck Norris' rage boils at room temperature

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Chuck Norris once taught a class of martial arts.

Unfortunately Chuck had forgiven to take elephant tranquilizers and killed every one just by saluting.

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The Old Spice guy is still alive because Chuck Norris has yet to see any of his commercials.

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Chuck Norris is the Chuck

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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he attracts the earth to him.