Chuck Norris invited Nicky Santoro for a capping contest. Nicky Santoro couldn't understand the fvcking rules he agreed on and lost by default and then got a roundhouse in the head for being an annoying little twat.
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Originally posted by pags11Originally posted by BuddyBearOriginally posted by curiousComment -
chuck norris wanted to give jj a round house kick to his cock, but could not find it, so he kicked him in the face so hard jj now has a two inch cock!Comment -
followed the proper format as you outlined!Comment -
chuck norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls2011 NFL: 4-0 ATS
2010 NFL: 21-31 ATS (Stopped after Week 12)
2009 NFL: 55-30-1 ATS
2008 NFL: 57-36-2 ATS
Overall: 137-97-3 ATSComment -
chuck norris can win the game 'connect four' in only three moves2011 NFL: 4-0 ATS
2010 NFL: 21-31 ATS (Stopped after Week 12)
2009 NFL: 55-30-1 ATS
2008 NFL: 57-36-2 ATS
Overall: 137-97-3 ATSComment -
chuck norris doesn't shower, he takes blood baths2011 NFL: 4-0 ATS
2010 NFL: 21-31 ATS (Stopped after Week 12)
2009 NFL: 55-30-1 ATS
2008 NFL: 57-36-2 ATS
Overall: 137-97-3 ATSComment -
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.Comment -
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.Comment -
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants.Comment -
Chuck Noris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".Comment -
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.Comment -
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Chuck Norris doesn't do karate.... he does karazyComment -
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't go up, the world goes down.Comment -
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.Comment -
Much better.
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Cassius Clay once challenged Chuck to a fight. Chuck kicked Cassius with a vicious roundhouse so hard, Cassius changed his name to Muhammad Ali, dodged the draft, and went to prison so Chuck couldn't kill him.Comment -
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Chuck Norris gave him a roundhouse kick to the head for being uppity.Comment -
Chuck Norris regularly goes to the set of the show Two and a Half men. He hates that pansy show and he makes them kick each other's asses. They want to resist but he has them out-numbered.Comment -
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. KeyStoneKid invented pink.Comment -
When Chuck Norris was born, his Momma named him Chuck because F**k was taken.Comment -
there is no control button on chucks CPU
Chucks always in controlComment -
chuck destroyed the periodic table, cause Chuck only reconizes the element of surpriseComment -
when the boogieman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for ChuckComment -
Chuck doesnt read books,
he stares at them until he gets the info he wantsComment -
there is no theory of evolution, only the creatures Chuck let liveComment -
Chuck is the reason Waldo's been in hidingComment -
Chucks hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flushComment
