SBR Fantasy Football League II 2019

[BIGDAY]

Never underestimate the hamburger league.

[LT Profits]

Come on LT, almost everything I say from here on out in here is not serious

And I wasn't referring to you in the latter part, funny knows who I was trolling

I assumed that was the case but I didn't want others taking what you said seriously as there are quite a few new guys in League II that have not been in SBR Leagues in the past.

[LT Profits]

Never underestimate the hamburger league.

[LT Profits]

Yeah sorry guys was working all weekend

Glad to see I have a nice pick here, hopefully Favre is still available for me there

Jay Ajayi

[unde0087]

Jay Ajayi

Only because Greaser isn't in this league

[grease lightnin]

Only because Greaser isn't in this league

Hey pal, I am watching this thread too

[shadymcgrady]

Who's going to make the jump from hamburger helper to hamburglar this year?

[funnyb25]

Shady bored

[TheMoneyShot]

League 2 has more posts than League 1 now. That's better.

[GzaTheGenius]

Cheeseburgers aside you fuckers are gonna have a handful of me all season long, get ready

[convick]

Cheeseburgers aside you fuckers are gonna have a handful of me all season long, get ready

[shadymcgrady]

Cheeseburgers aside you fuckers are gonna have a handful of me all season long, get ready

Well little Weaver you are off to a smashing start, holding up the league twice and we haven't even got to the draft. Dropping your first round pick for a succession of moves which will eventually lead to a bye week kicker is not out of the realm of possibilities

[GzaTheGenius]

Well little Weaver you are off to a smashing start, holding up the league twice and we haven't even got to the draft. Dropping your first round pick for a succession of moves which will eventually lead to a bye week kicker is not out of the realm of possibilities

Lmao football still more than a month away, I was strategically holding it up waiting for the yahoo randomizer to get my name to the top of the draft list.. must have went a tad early though

Oh well 2nd isn't too bad

[shadymcgrady]

Hey LT, the Yahoo league rules specify no trading of draft picks. Does this mean owners can't move up or down for certain rounds for the draft or is it permitted and we have to hash out deals here?

[unde0087]

Hey LT, the Yahoo league rules specify no trading of draft picks. Does this mean owners can't move up or down for certain rounds for the draft or is it permitted and we have to hash out deals here?

There is no trading picks during draft. You can trade during the season until the deadline.

[shadymcgrady]

There is no trading picks during draft. You can trade during the season until the deadline.

Thanks unde, probably better for me. Definitely would have fukked it up in someone else's favor

[shadymcgrady]

I (Carson) Wentz to go place a bet with a bookie but the number was (Jared) Goff so I disputed the difference. The bookie laughed at my bet and said it was a (Todd) Gurley amount and to stop betting (George) Kittles or candy money. I called him an over the (Tyreek) Hill athlete and a mother (Justin) Tucker and to just accept my bet because anyone’s cash is (AJ) Green. He told me that I was betting (Rashad) Penny amounts and to up the (Darius) Guice for a better payout. What a Shady (McCoy) prick.

I was pumped and really (Adam) Thielen it so I decided to (Joe) Mixon it up with a parlay. Of course I used the original play to Kerryon (Johnson) the first leg of the parlay as a lock but would need some (Andrew) Luck to hit the next legatron (Greg Zeurlein). I was going to show this (Ryan) Succop who the chump was and bet (DJ) Moore by upping the bet 100 fold. It was a sure fire (Tyler) Lockett that couldn’t lose. I was going to hit this bet and become rich and Jameis (Winston), shove it up this bookie’s arse with a Gronk smash.

So naturally when the bet lost I went nuts and smashed my beer (Cooper) Kupp on a random (Derek) Carr in the parking lot which happened to be a (James) White (Alvin) Kamara that belonged to an undercover cop. That got me bypassed from (Brandin) Cooks county jail and thrown right into state penitentiary where I was greeted in the showers by several unwelcomed (Nick) Chubb (David) Johnsons, sadly none of them (Wendell) Smallwood. That was the first time I have ever played (Carlos) Hyde and Zeke (Elliott) in a shower setting. I was starting to think I’d spend Thanksgiving (Kenny) Golladay in the can watching (Tom) Brady reruns with the occasional visit from (Danny) Woodhead in the (Jarvis) Landry room.

When I finally got out I wasn’t completely out of the (Robert) Woods, the undercover cop was suing me for property damage so I had to retain the services of a firm with a name like Benn Jarvis Green-Ellis to represent me. A real (Travis) Kelce Grammar looking dude with an irish last name like (Larry) Fitzgerald or (Ryan) Fitzpatrick or something. I told him that I had to smuggle Tina, weed, (Marlon) Mack and whatever up my (Nyheim) Hines parts into the prison during visiting hours. At least I was out and a (Devonta) Freeman without having to post (Dan) Bailey over a “mistake” with the paperwork. This was no joke, that cop was coming after (Patrick) Mahomes and everything I owned. I most certainly did not have Amari (Cooper) Christmas that year.

Now that’s a losing a bet and being in a (Nick) Foles I’ll never (Stephon) Diggs out of. (Tyler) Boyd that’s some bad Juju (Smith-Schuster), of course who was the first person I called when I got out? That (Rex) Burkhead the bookie, to place a bet and to stab his ass like OJ (Howard) Simpson. Now whenever (Tyler) Eifert, my ass (Zach) Ertz but enough of crying a (Phillip) Rivers let’s get ready for some fantasy football and (Kareem) Hunt for some winners.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

JFC. What a clown show

[cincinnatikid513]

One bit of Chaoz and i'm Leaving

[unde0087]

Shady, we also don't allow novel posts either

[allabout the $$$]

definite hamburger league with freaking novels in it

[LT Profits]

[unde0087]

[funnyb25]

[shadymcgrady]

I think more people outside of the league are checking and posting in this thread than the ones in this league

[funnyb25]

Tremendous league

[shadymcgrady]

Someone could've gotten a steal on Zeke if the draft was this Thursday before he signs an extension

[unde0087]

Tremendous league

We are the talk of the town bro. Big timers

[TheMoneyShot]

Unde I expect you to win this thing. No excuses.

[GzaTheGenius]

FunnyB please lmk you're draft choice via PM so I can plan accordingly, thaaannnk youuu

[unde0087]

Unde I expect you to win this thing. No excuses.

okay coach

[funnyb25]

[unde0087]

FunnyB please lmk you're draft choice via PM so I can plan accordingly, thaaannnk youuu

We will be selecting Kirk Cousins. Funny wants to make sure he doesn't slip away

[shadymcgrady]

Better let gza know he's on deck now so that he'll pick in a timely manner

[GzaTheGenius]

We will be selecting Kirk Cousins. Funny wants to make sure he doesn't slip away

Thank god Eli is still available, was a little worried