Wow, this is heaven? Let me introduce myself. I'm Junior Seance!!!
(In response to the murmurs) -- What, how'd I get here?
Oh, well, you know. Life was hard. Had about 20 million in the bank, never had to work a job in my life, retired at 40. Heck, when I had a job playing football I just had to invest a few hours a day.... and that was tough. I mean, we even had to work 9 months a year. Summers off.
Yeah, a few years ago I was so fed up with all my millions while regular people are busting their ass to feed their families.... that I decided to try to drive off a cliff.
Yeah, us NFL guys are big tuff guys that can squash another human like a fly ..... but, I mean, dealing with millions of dollars and not having to work for a living... we got it tough. As Michael Beasley once said "we got it so hard in life.. that sometimes we just can't go on no' more!!"
Where da gun?
I thinks I goes blow my blains out of mah head here in da heavens!!!!
............
Ah yes, cry me a fukking river. And all you working fools are shedding tears over some idiot who had millions and didn't have to do jack shit.
Sucker born every minute.
(In response to the murmurs) -- What, how'd I get here?
Oh, well, you know. Life was hard. Had about 20 million in the bank, never had to work a job in my life, retired at 40. Heck, when I had a job playing football I just had to invest a few hours a day.... and that was tough. I mean, we even had to work 9 months a year. Summers off.
Yeah, a few years ago I was so fed up with all my millions while regular people are busting their ass to feed their families.... that I decided to try to drive off a cliff.
Yeah, us NFL guys are big tuff guys that can squash another human like a fly ..... but, I mean, dealing with millions of dollars and not having to work for a living... we got it tough. As Michael Beasley once said "we got it so hard in life.. that sometimes we just can't go on no' more!!"
Where da gun?
I thinks I goes blow my blains out of mah head here in da heavens!!!!
............
Ah yes, cry me a fukking river. And all you working fools are shedding tears over some idiot who had millions and didn't have to do jack shit.
Sucker born every minute.
