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  • King Mayan
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-22-10
    • 21330

    #71
    Originally posted by TR88
    Mayan you like brocoli ? Or just eating sweet potatoes for veggies ?
    I eat green beans about 4 times a day.
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    • onetrickpony
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-23-10
      • 9434

      #72
      Originally posted by King Mayan
      I eat green beans about 4 times a day.
      thats waayyy too much fiber for me, i shitted 10 times a day
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      • King Mayan
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-22-10
        • 21330

        #73
        Originally posted by onetrickpony
        thats waayyy too much fiber for me, i shitted 10 times a day
        taking shits is a good thing..
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        • TR88
          Restricted User
          • 06-10-10
          • 9364

          #74
          Originally posted by King Mayan
          I eat green beans about 4 times a day.
          Very nice
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          • Roxxyfish
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 06-26-09
            • 12066

            #75
            Originally posted by Deuce
            Mayan

            You're married. Is it really worth it at this point?
            def not
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            • SportsPedagogy
              SBR MVP
              • 02-13-11
              • 3691

              #76


              It's okay, my fiancee is Hispanic ... i can post jokes like this
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              • NYSportsGuy210
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-07-09
                • 11347

                #77
                Dude you gotta drink three glasses of OJ a day....about 1.5 gallons of water....eat about 2lbs of salmon, a think slice of rib eye steak well done and about half a loaf of bread. Mix in about 2 handful sizes of walnuts a day and a whole avocado every 3 days and you'll live to be 95 or more.

                Oh and a cup of Dannon yougurt (50% less fat) every day.
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                • andywend
                  SBR MVP
                  • 05-20-07
                  • 4805

                  #78
                  I would pay to see Mayan put you to sleep. It would be a short show, but well worth it.
                  One precise shot and he would hit the ground like a sack of potatoes. The same goes for you William Walters (who must be a mixed breed as well).
                  And go check your facts about overall entitlements
                  With regard to AFDC the figures are:

                  White 38.8%
                  Black 39.8
                  Hispanic 15.7
                  Asian 2.4
                  other 3.3

                  To break down these numbers, we look at how many Whites are in the population as a WHOLE. If Blacks make up less 14% of the population and are almost 40% of all receipients, then they represent about 2.5 times their actual population. Since Whites are over 50% of the total US pop., they represent less than their overall piece of the pie, population-wise. Hispanics are at least 15% of the general population, so they take only about as much as what their population represents.
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388208

                    #79
                    Mayan your too into your body

                    Kind of silly..for what??

                    Stop looking at yourself inn the fukkin mirror 24 hrs a day and go post up $200 at a sbr book
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                    • grizzy
                      SBR High Roller
                      • 09-18-11
                      • 209

                      #80
                      Originally posted by macoeric
                      If you have the (low) lats for it, go for it.
                      Try out in the 'fitness' category first, I guarantee it will get you hooked

                      IFBB pro Fouad Abiad works out at my gym
                      Man, there are a lot of Canadians on this board. This Fouad dude use to train at my gym all the time. Haven't seen him there lately though (gym in Mississauga). His legs workouts are insane...dude be grunting and sweating all over the place. He's short as F too. But man is that guy wide.
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                      • Mikail
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 07-19-09
                        • 21689

                        #81
                        how much are you spending on the juice per month?
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                        • ttwarrior1
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 06-23-09
                          • 28480

                          #82
                          bread??????? bread turns to fat unless your a genetic freak
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                          • daimoshokage
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 02-07-11
                            • 8935

                            #83
                            Mayan, will you stop posting in SBR and clean my pool!!! You fukking lazy fukk..
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                            • ACoochy
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 08-19-09
                              • 13949

                              #84
                              Originally posted by King Mayan
                              I want to, but I need to juice, and I'm scared of needles...

                              I have been told by silvio Samuel and moe moussawi (ifbb pros) that I have the width and genetics to compete..

                              So I probably will.
                              Mayan as someone who used to compete i can tell u that u dont need needles to get big. Inner muscle strength exercises (yes it will take u twice as long to grow but the density and quality of muscle will be far superior to traditional lifting weights), discipline, a desire to push yourself constantly at (and occasionally beyond) ur limits and workout/eating/sleeping plan that will get u there is what u need pal....
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                              • Chi_archie
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-22-08
                                • 63182

                                #85
                                we need a Seer and Mayan pose off... might put Buztah up there too to show us some classic symmetry
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                                • k13
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 07-16-10
                                  • 18130

                                  #86
                                  Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                  bread??????? bread turns to fat unless your a genetic freak
                                  Like your body knows the difference between bread and similar carbs.

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                                  • Dax
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-21-11
                                    • 2270

                                    #87
                                    Dude no Dis but with all that Chicken and Turkey you're eating, your man Titties must be ENORMOUS ... being that you're most likely not buying free range and just getting that generic hormone filled chicken/turkey.
                                    Do you get mood swings and are you cranky in the morning?

                                    Just fukin around dude.
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                                    • King Mayan
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 09-22-10
                                      • 21330

                                      #88
                                      Originally posted by Dax
                                      Dude no Dis but with all that Chicken and Turkey you're eating, your man Titties must be ENORMOUS ... being that you're most likely not buying free range and just getting that generic hormone filled chicken/turkey.
                                      Do you get mood swings and are you cranky in the morning?

                                      Just fukin around dude.
                                      hermano, my chicken is foster farms, its not freerange, but its close:


                                      All my chicken/turkey/eggs are California products..
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                                      • k13
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 07-16-10
                                        • 18130

                                        #89
                                        I eat family packs of chicken for dinner all the time.

                                        17 drumsticks and rice.
                                        5 lbs of beef to make tacos.....you make real tacos mayan??

                                        Started cooking some decent stuff the last few years.

                                        Too bad I'm still a smallfry and can't get back my weight after surgeries.
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                                        • William Walters
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 01-17-11
                                          • 6372

                                          #90
                                          Originally posted by andywend
                                          One precise shot and he would hit the ground like a sack of potatoes. The same goes for you William Walters (who must be a mixed breed as well).
                                          With regard to AFDC the figures are:

                                          White 38.8%
                                          Black 39.8
                                          Hispanic 15.7
                                          Asian 2.4
                                          other 3.3

                                          To break down these numbers, we look at how many Whites are in the population as a WHOLE. If Blacks make up less 14% of the population and are almost 40% of all receipients, then they represent about 2.5 times their actual population. Since Whites are over 50% of the total US pop., they represent less than their overall piece of the pie, population-wise. Hispanics are at least 15% of the general population, so they take only about as much as what their population represents.
                                          No fukkstick. I'm not a "mixed breed" (well, maybe I am........Irish, English, etc.).......I'm a whitey. I also have strong views about illegal immigration (born & raised in Southern California). But, that doesn't mean I agree with your asinine comments about a former U.S. Marine.
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                                          • King Mayan
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 09-22-10
                                            • 21330

                                            #91
                                            No tacos bro, too much fat..

                                            I have a fast metabolism, and it's hard to gain weight, but I try to stay away for meat fats..

                                            And if you eat every 2.5 hours, you'll get your weight back..
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                                            • 8ArIvd5
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 04-24-10
                                              • 3175

                                              #92
                                              Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                              bread??????? bread turns to fat unless your a genetic freak
                                              Or you aren't a lazy fukk doing only one set.
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                                              • King Mayan
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 09-22-10
                                                • 21330

                                                #93
                                                Originally posted by William Walters
                                                No fukkstick. I'm not a "mixed breed" (well, maybe I am........Irish, English, etc.).......I'm a whitey. I also have strong views about illegal immigration (born & raised in Southern California). But, that doesn't mean I agree with your asinine comments about a former U.S. Marine.
                                                That's what I tell Andy, we're all mixed breeds..

                                                Thanks for having my back, brother.
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                                                • chilidog
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 04-05-09
                                                  • 10305

                                                  #94
                                                  Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                  bread??????? bread turns to fat unless your a genetic freak
                                                  No. Your body breaks bread down into glucose.

                                                  Glucose =/= fat
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                                                  • cant call it
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 08-29-10
                                                    • 8817

                                                    #95
                                                    mayan get your own damn chickens and build a chicken coop for them.
                                                    Even a knuckle dragging barbell lifting feller like yourself could do it and save lots of $$
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                                                    • k13
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 07-16-10
                                                      • 18130

                                                      #96
                                                      Originally posted by King Mayan
                                                      No tacos bro, too much fat..

                                                      I have a fast metabolism, and it's hard to gain weight, but I try to stay away for meat fats..

                                                      And if you eat every 2.5 hours, you'll get your weight back..
                                                      extra lean ground beef is not too fatty...

                                                      I eat every hour. 2.5 hours sounds like a long time to me...
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                                                      • flyingillini
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 12-06-06
                                                        • 41222

                                                        #97
                                                        Big Sureno!!
                                                        המוסד‎
                                                        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                        • k13
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 07-16-10
                                                          • 18130

                                                          #98
                                                          Here's some of my meals. Even those trying to stay in shape should not be afraid to eat a real meal. Just less processed junk. The tomatoes I grew myself on the balcony. Cooking is a nice skill to learn. Took me 30 years...lol






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                                                          • k13
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 07-16-10
                                                            • 18130

                                                            #99






                                                            Stomach is starting to rumble...
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                                                            • King Mayan
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 09-22-10
                                                              • 21330

                                                              #100
                                                              Good stuff K13..

                                                              I would switch the brown rice to basmati rice.. And try to eat leaner protein..

                                                              Looking good tho..
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                                                              • Dax
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 02-21-11
                                                                • 2270

                                                                #101
                                                                Originally posted by King Mayan
                                                                hermano, my chicken is foster farms, its not freerange, but its close: All my chicken/turkey/eggs are California products..
                                                                And don't you get bored of eatin chicken day in day out? Hell you must be fartin feathers by now...
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                                                                • King Mayan
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 09-22-10
                                                                  • 21330

                                                                  #102
                                                                  Originally posted by Dax
                                                                  And don't you get bored of eatin chicken day in day out? Hell you must be fartin feathers by now...
                                                                  I do.. But I'm very disciplined..

                                                                  After a while, it goes down easily...
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                                                                  • Dax
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 02-21-11
                                                                    • 2270

                                                                    #103
                                                                    That's cool man... I gotta get back to the regime too... I miss the gym time, it's been awhile of inactivity... time to put down the PS controller
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                                                                    • Louisvillekid1
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 10-17-07
                                                                      • 52143

                                                                      #104
                                                                      Mayan, (and other guys)

                                                                      Quick Question,

                                                                      The program I'm on is very similar but Simply can't afford the 7 meals... Still getting very good results...

                                                                      But anyway, Im much weaker on my left side and when Im doing isolated workouts I can do 5-7 more reps with my right.

                                                                      I shouldn't keep doing that right? Because the barrier will continue to get bigger from my right to left.

                                                                      Any tips on how to get that balance?

                                                                      Thanks
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                                                                      • The Kraken
                                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                        • 12-25-11
                                                                        • 29085

                                                                        #105
                                                                        Mayan, do you eat much tuna? It's the easiest source of protein for me to eat. I don't have time to cook, looking at lines all day.

                                                                        Lkid when you're left side goes out, you're done with the exercise. Keep it even. it will eventually catch up with your stronger side.
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