JJ GOLD Day - Win SBR Points by roasting JJ!

[Cougar Bait]

Got another JJ Impression Vid coming

[Junkyard Dog]

[Cougar Bait]

He's gonna stick an ice cream cone up your ass



WTF

[BIGDAY]

It is extreme pressure especially if your betting with no money and on credit.

4 years ago I was in the hole for $4000 and knew if I lost this 3 team reverse I was in big trouble to this bookmaker.

The guys name was slugger and when you lost he met you at his whirlpool and he would sit in it.
Now he knew many guys did not have money to pay so basically the player had two options get in whirlpool and work off debt or pay the debt . Most guys went into whirlpool and worked it off because they did not have the money. I saw the straightest guy I ever knew get nailed in ass like 4 times because he owed $1500 to Slugger.

This bookmaker was so fukkin horny too and rather have sex with his players than collect money

Ok back to bet I was watching game and knew consequences if game lost. I would have to go to the dreaded whirlpool and do whatever this bookie wanted , guys what is worse sweating a 2k bet knowing you have no money to pay and having to get loan or not getting money and you have to blow your bookmaker at last 2x and get nailed in ass a few times??

The pressure is/was unreal. I know longer bet with him

Love JJ trying to knock on the Gay community... Funny Stuff.

[BIGDAY]

Great thread SBR! Every page has some great laughs!

[Roadtrip635]

Great video, Roadtrip!!

Thanks RealSlimShady

Thanks for the points Unchained!

[Deuce]

I'd love to pound this guy with his head in the sand an teach him how much of a jerk off he really is.

[Cougar Bait]

NEW IMPRESSION VID

[StraitShooter]

one liners I have not seen in thread and used 100s of times

" Hes barrelled in that fuk"

" play at Rebate Wager .com"

...forgets to tell us minimal over night lines, very limited gambling options, no parlays with more than 2 teams

[lemart5]

My favorite one liner is "Duece the tire boy coming to get me again"

[Deuce]

My favorite one liner is "Duece the tire boy coming to get me again"

He spells my name right though.

[SBRPicks]

Happy jjgold Day: SBRtv Behind The Posting

In between shooting videos and pounding the hell out of MLB lines, SBRtv's Peter Loshak took some time to discuss jjgold in honor of jjgold Day 2011.

[fury]

this thread is hilarious

[mcbaseball10]

Congratulations on your own day coach. Do your parents know everything about you? What would your dad say if he knew all the things that are being dusted off the shelves?

[Pew Pew]

This made me lol'd:
Patty I throw qtrs at birds to try and kill them
Grow some balls and rob a fukkin bank

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1077547-scalp-opportunity.html#post10009781

[Xerxes]

i love a good roast

[Ryan138]

Greatest hits or liner not sure

We buried them early

JJGold: We buried them early

HAha!

[sneakerhead]

Great fukin thread

[JesseS]

"You rooster-mother-broke-****, you don't have $10 to your f**king name"

[sneakerhead]

JJGold at bodybuilding.com personals:
"Hi Boys I am 5-4, 287, red balding hair, 37, brown eyes and shaved all over. I am looking for women that like power lifters like myself. I bench 450, curl 200, squat big numbers also.

If you like real beefy incredible strong guy that is me. Also I am a big time gambler and a real exciting guy.

Thanks"

[fury]

jjgold leaves majorwager to join The Loveline Companion

Looks like I will be spending more time with you guys........
jjgold
Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 6:28 PM

I am leaving my primary posting forum. That will give me more time to listen to LL and post here. I am looking forward to it. Great group here.

—jjgold

http://www.dolland.net/loveline/forum/threads/50389.html

jjgold posts his first bet on Loveline Companion. It's a loser.

Does anybody here like to place a bet?

jjgold
Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 5:32 PM
I sure do and I would like to give you nice folks a winner on tonights card. Denver University is currently a pick versus UL Lafayette. I am all over Denver. They should roll tonight. The game goes off at 9pm EST.

Good luck.

—jjgold

http://www.dolland.net/loveline/forum/threads/48770.html

[TonyP]

http://video.sbrforum.com/video-687-JJ-s-Message-To-Chi-archie.html

[TonyP]

Is JJ Gold Bi? If giving an old man a blow job to pay off a gambling debt and getting an ice cream afterwards is bi then yes he is.

[fury]

How many guys have been "Gay For Pay"?

jjgold +
Tuesday, May 31, 2005 at 5:06 PM
I don't think this really applies women. I know some people (some former bigtime players) who have had to resort to doing dudes in order to raise cash or settle debts. I really don't judge them because it could happen to anybody and is a necessary evil.

—jjgold

http://www.dolland.net/loveline/forum/threads/69853.html

[beanbag]

one liner: jj freaking out like always "
its over

We are all running to the bank tomorrow

stand in line to get a fukkin loan"

JJ's Greatest hits:

[fury]

I had a great night

jjgold +
Monday, August 15, 2005 at 10:16 AM
Just woke up. That girl gave me quite a workout. She was really hot. 19 year old student at NU. She said she had only being doing the escort thing a few weeks. You could tell she was nervous but when we got down to business she was all over it!

If anybody wants the "blow by blow" recap I will post it later. I have to put some ice on my junk.

—jjgold

jjgold +
Monday, August 15, 2005 at 1:49 PM
One of the best things about her was the fact that she was ZERO PERCENT ASIAN. I made a point to tell the service they would lose my business forever if they sent me another Asian. It is nothing personal but Asian pussy just doesn't feel good to me. It always feels kind of scratchy. I think some of those broads keep their car keys in there.

—jjgold

http://www.dolland.net/loveline/forum/threads/91782.html

[ApricotSinner32]

Favorite SBR one liner: SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO JOCKEY IT IN NICKAY!

Classic jjgold post:No not a fukkin hair piece jokers, and not a gun in your fukkin attic or basement.

What I mean is daily and on you?? Well in the winter mine is in my big minky pockets so it is concealed but when the weather gets warmer I have it tucked in my belly area and very exposed but where I am from no one bothers us and everyone carries one. It looks great with my sweats and tank tops. I think we all do it like a guy that likes watches or chains.

I use to wear my bow-an-arrow but got heat with some cops and they took me in back alley and told me chief wants me to not wear it and plus I was getting too much ribbing from everyone. It is not illegal to wear them but in respect of the chief I leave it home now.
I loved it and looked like Robin Hood in a way and all the locals would always stare at me and I liked attention and status it gave me. Now just like the rest of the guys o the corner just carrying a piece.

[lolguy999]

Lou why are you so mean to SBR's most active member?

[opie1988]

Opie's JJ Gold Tribute Video: Exclusive look at JJ's old lady.

After 96k posts....Coach finally validates his self.

Much love to you, JJ. Thanks for the memories, pal.

[ryanspeer2001]

I hope this thread gets archived for quite some time.

[excel]

[Roadtrip635]

Opie's JJ Gold Tribute Video: Exclusive look at JJ's old lady.

After 96k posts....Coach finally validates his self.

Much love to you, JJ. Thanks for the memories, pal.

[BettingGeek]

JJ wants us to hand our ass to bookies

You can win

It's possible

[iceminers26]

nice vid Opie,

JJ happy this day is over

[PLAYA-PLAYA]

MAY THIS THREAD NEVER END---GREAT JOB GUYS----KEEP UP The GOOD WORK