JJ GOLD Day - Win SBR Points by roasting JJ!

[SBR Lou]

JJ GOLD Day - Roast JJ for SBR points!

May 30th, 2011 is the first annual JJ Gold day at SBRforum. Read below for details on how to claim SBR Points freeplays by participating in JJ's coming out party.

• Video for 250 points: Make a video imitating or roasting JJ Gold for a 250 point SBR Casino freeplay. One per poster.

• JJ's Greatest Hits: Paste your favorite JJ Gold post in this thread for a 50 point SBR Casino freeplay. Posters may not re-post the same post. Be the first to dig up the JJ classics! One per poster.

• Best JJ one-liner: Win a 25 point SBR Casino freeplay by pasting your favorite JJ Gold 1 liner. Limit of two unique posts per poster. Posters may not re-post the same post.

Plus: 1,000 points in JJ Gold trivia questions!

The deadline for posts and video entries will be May 30th at 11:59PM EDT. Freeplays & other points will not change hands until JJ Gold day on May 30th, 2011.

[mrmarket]

Let's get this started!

Post #1

5:00AM Workout, jog like 5 minutes in my place, bench press a little (around 50lbs), 10 push-ups, 5 sit-ups, 10 curls (15lbs), throw the medicine ball around for another 5 or so/ .

5:45AM- Power breakfast, 2 eggs, 5 slices bacon, 10 slices tailor ham, a few sausages, glass of milk, a stick of oriole cookies

6:30 Shower and sing tunes for like a 1/2 hour. Usually then put on a jumpsuite and my chains and here is something new. I bought this shit that is suppose to make your rooster grow, so I throw some if on shaft and head. It is some type of powder. I do it everyday. Finally cement rug on and comb it and inspect it a lot.

7:15AM- Hit the forum, post some shit to my pupils

7:30AM- I make some calls for early wise guy plays around the country.

8:00Am Duke this kid down the hallway to get me the racing forms and every addition.

8:15AM- Usually a big timer from newark calls me seeing what is up.
The guy is trying to get me into a 3 card monte game outside. I don't leave my pad much.

8:40 Start reasearching the net and looking for edges, looking at line services and looking for bad / weak numbers . Make a few posts

9:45AM- I call the track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles to bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit to bet.

10:15AM- Look out the window and shit and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from the window and guys stand below to get assignments. I throw out usually bazookas gums to the kids for 5 minutes and these kids go fukkin wild battling for it. A ritual we have.
Make a few posts

10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play a hold-em game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I fuk around in there chatting and trying to pick up chicks. Or if not poker usually kids cut school and we play ps2 for a while.

11:45- Will look at a few porn magazines and dream. Also watch pron for a little bit and try and learn and get Tips. Finally to cap off my sex hour I usually call the phone/chat lines ad talk to girls live and shit and they tell me what they want to do to me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts

12:45 Pop some early doubles hard and get in my pick 4's. I have 4 cards usually in front of me and use only DRF paper addition

1:00 Bury some games and get good numbers. I usually move for a few Newark players too. Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday. The manager owes me so he delivers them

1:15PM- On the phone with Russ and telling him what books to watch fr and asking him where the early Canadian money is on. Boys you all wish you were as sharp as me. Make a few posts

1:30PM Usually these girls call back from the chat line wanting to talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them to fukkin bill me. They know I am big time so they like to call.

1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts

2:30PM The HS kids come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.

4:00PM Kids gone, make some calls to west coast and see what is up. Call sharks to make sure we are on same page. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every fukkin room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like it dark. Always think raccoons are trying to get in, think my computer always crashes and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts

5:00 PM- kids yelling up to my window asking who I like and I give them games and amounts to bet and then they all run to walk up shops and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some locals from window and tellin them who to bet.

5:30 Again I throw bazooka bubble gum out the windows to the kids and give them like 100 pieces a session. This is so big now there are like 100 kids waiting for me to toss them out. What a fukkin battle to get gum. Make a few posts

6:00PM- the big players all come to my pad and we discuss the night and who we like and why. Secondly they always bring food and Italian it is.
Lots of sharps telling stories and all these guys on phone pounding games all over country.

7:15 Call Brett, Call Sportman,, Call Dimeplayers, action, action, action, post

7:30PM phone ringing constantly with info, on net banging plays

8:00 Snack, watch games, computer, ect and flip on porn a little.

8:40PM- post, poker, dance to some tunes

9:40 Hit the dating lines and leave lots of messages for women. I basically just say, strong, handsome, bear looking for my little cub to play with. It has not worked yet.

10:15PM Grade games, watch games, post, snack

11:00 Make contacts with sharks and workout payment plans, call locals, ect, post

12:00AM Play 3 card monte in hallway for an hour with neighbors

1:00AM Wrap up posting and i call a girl to chat sex with for a while, look at lines and stats, play video games.

2:00AM take my fukkin rug off and what a pain in the ass, glue all fukkin over and shit. I am cursing because it toes not come off easy. It usually takes like 30 minutes to get scalp clean and free of sticky glue becuase if not I pay for it in bed, My fukkin head sticks to the pillow and I get pissed off.

3:00AM watch porn and try to jack off if I can get it up. I usually pretend I am banging chick on tv, I out screen real close to me like I am there. I kind of pump bed

Eventually fall asleep for a little bit and back right at it.

Of course when i do go out I have to meet bookmakers and sharks but other than that I am home most of the time and I have guys on my payroll to get me everything.

You know I might be more normal than some of you nuts

[mrmarket]

Favorite one liners from JJ:
#1
Context
Deuce back off tough guy
Hey TAR FACE how is working in the tire shop for $6.40 per hr??
Tough guy I would roll you down a fukkin hill you fat fuk
Where I am from we roll the fat guys down fukkin hills
#2
Context
What a fukkin time, was walking yesterday to a Burger King and a few kids made fun of me. I was wearing my tank top and tights. Some kid tried to pull my pants down, the other knocked my hat off and exposed me. What happened next is I went crazy chasing them through the streets, I can fukkin fly even though I am heavy (its called being an athlete)

[King Mayan]

Market, it's in 5 days homeboy...

[sportsfanatic]

Yes good post IWIN

Most guys here bet their favorite teams and go against players they do not like

These are same postersa driving around in 1991 Hond Accords

this is my favorite post because, it's so hard to be impartial when sports betting. i took the bulls to win the series at the worst possible time after they destroyed the heat in the first game.

[sportsfanatic]

Market, it's in 5 days homeboy...

i thought the deadline was in 5 days, not it starts in 5 days?

[sportsfanatic]

here are my favorite one liners

I could care less who won as long as under cashed

this. i'm starting to not give a **** who wins anymore in sports with the very rare exception.

Rose is a nobody when Lebron guards him

it's starting to look that way. WTF did that game last night have to go to OT. if rose didn't miss his one free throw or turn the ball over in the last minute of regulation, or miss the last shot...

[markteal]

Gonna pass on the vid, threw my webcam away when I found out some asshole kid was spying on me through it and posting vids of me having some private time on redtube :@@@ but you've gotta love JJ even if it's just for making me feel that there are people out there who are more ****** up than me

I knew he was a player but I didn't know just how good his moves were: http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/106...ml#post9942521

one liner, if only cos I wish I had his doctor too: "Snorting some coke dr regulated to Lose a few pounds"

[benjy]

I thought every day was roast JJ Gold Day.

[B1GER1C828]

Originally posted on 12/27/2008: I ain't big time??? Late last night she was sleeping and I peeked into her room and only had underwear on and basically tried to get her to notice me. I stood there for 40 minutes and hit something so she would awake. Yes she did and she told me to come in, I slowly edged towards her bed and asked if she has any problems that she needs to talk about and she started talking about herself and how she does not like herself kind of an emotional wreck like Robyn but way older, I comforted her and said all the right things and then slowly starting rubbing her arms and then moved my hands by her belly and rubbing there. Se said stop that it is not right and I said no baby it is all right and I was going to make you feel good. She started to be all at ease.................. Now I am going to seduce her and talk dirty, I said do you want my rooster inside of you?? She said yes so I take her hand and put it on my fukkin monster rooster and she starts rubbing it. Well I almost came and lucky I took her hand away. Ok I now go to closet and get TR-78 Lubricant works well with older ladies and had trouble opening it , Mommy heard me struggling in the closet and wanted to know what I was up to and i just said i was getting some jelly for my chapped hands. Ok I get back into my aunts room and get lube open and start spreading it all over her boby , was kind of sticky so now making a fukkin mess and even got it in my rug and her hair. I lube up her ass too just in case i go for kill, I furiously stroke my rooster now trying to get it up and now she mentions a condom and i told her no way and I do not use them and "you are fukkin 90 years old" and not going to get pregnant and she kind of resisted but I won her over so tell her I want to fuk her like a dog and told her to turn around, I slapped her ass a few times like the porn guys and tried inserting my rooster in her but it was too slippery. I put too much lube on her ass and everything was slippery. I flip her around and try regular style and same thing. We are creating a little noise now and Mommy asks if everything is alright and my aunt says yes with a sexy giggle. Anyway I could not get it in her because just way too much lube and I asked her if I coulld fuk her in the ass and she said no, I tried telling her everyone does it so do not worry but she said no. I said blow me and she said no. Well she said forget about this and looked kind of frustrated and asked me if I every been laid before???????????? Fuk her Never use lube unless your going to anal, my rooster had her excited and I fukked up . The lube gets all over and I even had a hard time flipping her over because she was too slippery, sheets need to be cleaned to,ect. Well I tried and had a big shot but again failed. I cannot even fuk a 61 year old

Makes me laugh every fukin time.

Best part " Now I am going to seduce her and talk dirty, I said do you want my rooster inside of you??"
"Well she said forget about this and looked kind of frustrated and asked me if I every been laid before???????????? "

[mrmarket]

The deadline for posts and video entries will be May 30th at 11:59PM EDT. Freeplays & other points will not change hands until JJ Gold day on May 30th, 2011.

Market, it's in 5 days homeboy...

How can we start submitting stuff in 5 days when the deadline for posts/videos is May 30? Maybe the 1 minute between 11:59 on may 30 and 12:00 may 31?

[King Mayan]

How can we start submitting stuff in 5 days when the deadline for posts/videos is May 30? Maybe the 1 minute between 11:59 on may 30 and 12:00 may 31?

Ooops... I guess you're right...

05-05-2004, 05:40 PM

jjgold
Banned
Posts: 22
Rep Power: 0

Eat the flaps Son first. I am a king at this and can make girls *** in like 4 minutes this way.

Then work your way to her belly button, girls like that

The key is too have real soft tongue

Tip******* Use a ingrediant called Jolymyde from Beyer and dab some liquid on your tongue. It relaxes it and makes it soft.


Soooooooo many guys tighten up their tongues when eating pussy and girls hate that.

Good Luck

my favorite JJgold.

[Kindred]

I'm drunk, so I"m gonna spill the beans on how I first heard of the coach.

He was posting at Major Wager, and talking about depositing using Neteller's insta deposit where your deposit is instant but the money comes out of your bank in three days. HE was depositing money he didn't have on Friday and you could win over the weekend and withdraw form the book and send it back to your bank account before the withdrawal came to your bank account from Neteller.

Dude I did it, and it did't work! You were full of shit, there were so NSF fees. You posted up saying it and you had all this money riding on a game and if you lost you had no money in your bank account..Bullshit cause I did it after reading your post and I got insufficient fund fees from my bank. But I was able to gamble on credit over the weekend, and get the money in my bank account, and the money covered the NSF fee and the withdrawal to Neteller so all was good by Tuesday. But even with pinny's low juice those fees made it like betting into a 20+ cent line even with the max that Neteller let you insta deposit, or at least I had the max of $5K maybe you had higher. Only book it worked at was Pinny since they paid fastest so Sunday take it out of pinny and as soon as it hit neteller send it to my bank. Worked great for weeks until I lost

Never take gambling advice from JJ. He's only half a degenerate, he talks more than he bets. He said no NSF fees but there were fees!
I was a lurker JJ, too busy gambling to chat like a giddy school girl. If I did post at MW it was under my dogs name, Petey, and this was before 9-11 so yeah we're talking a decade ago.
Anyway not trying to win the points, just drunk and wanted to take a shot at JJ saying he isn't a true degen..true degenerates are too busy betting the farm to sit on forums and bet their egos instead of the rent money

lol there was a guy at covers when I joined they way way back when, his name was betTheRent, see that's a true degenerate name not coach or JJ Gold.
It's funny we are talking a decade ago but in online gambling years it feels like a century ago. Dog years are x7 online gambling have to be x70 cause I feel OLD

[RudyRuetigger]

Greatest Hits:

We learn what and who a hamburger is:

Deuce is a hamburger

We use that term around here in Newark a lot

Hamburger= one that is a clown, someone that does not know what is going on in the world, clumsy, silly not street smart

Hamburger=Deuce

1st quote, (highlighted it)

Facts:

Dabbled with hookers from time to time
If you eliminate paying for it have not been laid for 13.7 years
This should not be hard then
I have morals

2nd quote (funny it comes after the I have morals quote and I can't highlight just 1 line from it):

I have taken showers with like 20 guys and it was fun, basically like a big locker room. We played grab ass, spike the dick, cork your ass and titty fasteners. I mean no one was gay and it was guys being guys. In sports locker rooms plenty of guys showering in same big area. It never bothered me when guys would size me up or me glancing at others. It is natural. I mean hard to not look, we had a few nerds that wore masks where they could only see straight ahead as I guess seeing other nude men freaked them out. Was there some funny business going on in corners and shit?? Of course from time to time a guy would soap up another guys ass and drill him or a guy would service a line up of guys and blow them in a line. I guess the guy had a Fantasy of a lineup. anyway no biggie here if your open minded.

[ROYAJA8]

Favorite one liner
Call me

Favorite post

Bulls will always be a 500 type team

Noah is the key not rose

Fukkin midgets do not win in the nba

He plays no D and plays small, horrible shooter and lots of turnovers

Whites fukkin pissed on Rose in World Games
You guys are too commercial and just like hype

[nosniboR11]

hey lou everyone of these posts should be removed, since this is not until 30th

[Wiggums5]

I guess hotel room scene is one I can explain. It was 2 years ago and 10 of us guys rented one room and we shared it to keep costs down. Anyway there were 3 of us guys that did not go out and stayed in room while others went out and tried to pick up women. We were watching porn on the bed and the other 2 guys were wacking off, the other two guys were nude and I had on a fishnet suit (don't ask why) well my rod was getting hard because of the environment, they both were moaning and screaming so I started to wack off at a great sex on tv. I just pulled my rooster out of my fishnet suit and applied some sort of spray gel to start. I was stroking hard and when I do this I get pissed if rooster does not get up or if I cannot come after like 40 minutes. Well it was one of those rages and I had fukkin jelly and shit all over the place, my face, rooster, ass, whatever....and the buds were trying to get in room. I guess they were struggling to get in because they were drinking and the other two guys went under the bed. I was strapped in somewhat because it gave me more leverage and when I wack off I tend to move to much so prefer to be strapped in. Anyway they finally got in, like 4 guys and 7 hot chicks and hear I am in bed , strapped in and jelly all over me. I could not get out and was stuck. Now can you imagine the feeling I was in with all these people looking at me in a fishnet suit strapped to a bed with my rooster hanging out???? The worst part was all the jelly on my face I was itching during scene so had to itch my face and I had all the fukkin jelly on my hands from wacking off. Anyway some thought it was funny and others went ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.......a few girls and guys got smart and starting stroking me and two other girls started fingering me in the ass through the fishnet suit, I actually came which made it worse. It was the most embarassing thing I ever went through, what a fukkin mess...*** all over me now, jelly all over me, ass all jellyed up and they all laughed their asses off at me. Well picture me in a fishnet suit, bald headed, ass exposed and rooster dangling out going into bathroom in front of a lot of people, actually through this got a nickname that very few people know called "Jellyfish: Now when i wack off I am alone with no chance of anyone walking in.

Normal ones when I have gotten caught and just under covers grinding and someone heard me or just walked in for some reason and no way to explain it. I always lied and said I had an itch but explaining the moaning is hard and all the party does most of time with all of us when caught is smirk or just give you that look like "sorry" and leave quickly.

Favorite one liner:

call me

[Optional]

JJ's Ass Tendon post

Yes although could be a trap

I did this about 11 years ago and this hot asian chick like 5-5, 165 or so asked me to do this
I go to their apt, we stripped and I started massaging her and the husband sat in a chair and watched. It felt weird because he was just smiling and wacking off with clothes on. She stated blowing me which was ok and then she got on top of me and started grinding. Now my eye is on the guy at all times because he is starting to strip which was worrying me, she was looking at him also and saying you like this baby and he said yeh. She asks me if he can come closer and just touch her and i said ok. Now we are all in bed and things change. He started massaging me a little as did she. She asked me if I liked being touched by her man and i said no. I told him to stop and he did. She told me to get on top of her and i did, I tried kissing her and she turned her head I guess she did not want to. She then had her hands on my ass cheeks and she started opening me up fingering me, all of a sudden the guy is on top of me as I am fukkin sandwiched between them, what she was doing was putting jelly in my ass with her finger getting it ready for her man, she opened me up and guy tried to insert into me, he got in a little and I fukkin screamed like a fukkin mad man, he must of hit a fukkin tendon or something. I busted out and left and hope nobody saw me run out as I had half my clothes off as they laughed their asses off. They fukkin trapped me. The guy was Bi.

WATCH OUT

http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/873226-getting-hot-chick-while-husband-watches.html#post8204353

[Smoke]

hey lou everyone of these posts should be removed, since this is not until 30th

Exactly, looks like guys need their sbr points right away

[mrmarket]

hey lou everyone of these posts should be removed, since this is not until 30th

Exactly, looks like guys need their sbr points right away

I think a lot of the confusion is happening because Lou made a mistake in the original post putting 30th instead of 31st as the roast date. John posted that the roast is taking place on May 31st in this thread:

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1075398-jj-gold-day-may-31st-forumville-roast-century.html

Other than that it looks like you can post material for the 31st up until the 30th at 11:59PM.

[aggieshawn]

"Minet123 was left out for legal reasons"


He knows the legal ramifications of internet forums. Must be a lawyer.[/color]

[Kindred]

Lifew is going to pas me by, crazy out of philly! check them out, theyu think c aush I"m semi conscioius I know what's going on. Show ehtem "m wasted I know nothing. SEriously, hit them uip 2night or night their song "fast lane" will rock if you are a true degen..envven you're not its good shit.

lovin it, I know that lifew is gonna pass me by but until that day I"m gonna get myself higher higher, this world has got no love for me...no love for me...I know that liffe is gonna pass me by but until that day this world is gonna get me higher higher, this world has got no love for me....was gonna bash his head in but he sounds sincerre Ifuckijn wasted!!!!

[Kindred]

2 weeks remain...panterea....VOD....who you got teh balls to stand up too??

they area ll pussies, it's us who give them power....they can man up because we let htem..we4 the fans!!!!!

So who we takin on 2night or is it just my drunken ass?
luv u gusy..wasated which means I"m dugh winning

[Kindred]

If you likme Visono of Disorder, listen tto them now. They are why i'm so fired up against thunder....**** them. Rock out with your rooster out lmfao...yeah I beeen drinking "_)

[Kindred]

V.O.D.

listen please: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXHX1DUdR9c

[Kindred]

.
Lou Reed wild side... find it and download it!

care les win or lose...lovin good music and friends! just happy I can bet enough to get a rush stilll, SBR is the bom in so many ways!

Hey an, you reading this....I'm so fuckin wasted you get some points just for being you! Whtever os\vailable ios yours man, weather uyou just poppin in oryou had enough gballs to take the thunder, got u back!

reply quixk xUAW i'M EUNK AO POAR UP AO I Xn ficw you aomw pojnra~

[cjwatsonfan32]

pretty nice thread..if you think nice threads are time wasting threads.

[BrickJames]

Enjoy!

[BrickJames]

ooopps sorry for posting three times guys, im just a tad retarded!

[BrickJames]

Sorry JJ i had to do it. I want that mug!

[PLAYA-PLAYA]

the absolute best idea i have witnessed on sbr-=---can not stop laughing---this should be an everyday post

[RealSlimShady]

I roast the fool every other day.....I don't really need a special day to hammer him. But I might have to anyway!!

[BrickJames]

Let's get this started!

Post #1

5:00AM Workout, jog like 5 minutes in my place, bench press a little (around 50lbs), 10 push-ups, 5 sit-ups, 10 curls (15lbs), throw the medicine ball around for another 5 or so/ .

5:45AM- Power breakfast, 2 eggs, 5 slices bacon, 10 slices tailor ham, a few sausages, glass of milk, a stick of oriole cookies

6:30 Shower and sing tunes for like a 1/2 hour. Usually then put on a jumpsuite and my chains and here is something new. I bought this shit that is suppose to make your rooster grow, so I throw some if on shaft and head. It is some type of powder. I do it everyday. Finally cement rug on and comb it and inspect it a lot.

7:15AM- Hit the forum, post some shit to my pupils

7:30AM- I make some calls for early wise guy plays around the country.

8:00Am Duke this kid down the hallway to get me the racing forms and every addition.

8:15AM- Usually a big timer from newark calls me seeing what is up.
The guy is trying to get me into a 3 card monte game outside. I don't leave my pad much.

8:40 Start reasearching the net and looking for edges, looking at line services and looking for bad / weak numbers . Make a few posts

9:45AM- I call the track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles to bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit to bet.

10:15AM- Look out the window and shit and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from the window and guys stand below to get assignments. I throw out usually bazookas gums to the kids for 5 minutes and these kids go fukkin wild battling for it. A ritual we have.
Make a few posts

10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play a hold-em game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I fuk around in there chatting and trying to pick up chicks. Or if not poker usually kids cut school and we play ps2 for a while.

11:45- Will look at a few porn magazines and dream. Also watch pron for a little bit and try and learn and get Tips. Finally to cap off my sex hour I usually call the phone/chat lines ad talk to girls live and shit and they tell me what they want to do to me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts

12:45 Pop some early doubles hard and get in my pick 4's. I have 4 cards usually in front of me and use only DRF paper addition

1:00 Bury some games and get good numbers. I usually move for a few Newark players too. Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday. The manager owes me so he delivers them

1:15PM- On the phone with Russ and telling him what books to watch fr and asking him where the early Canadian money is on. Boys you all wish you were as sharp as me. Make a few posts

1:30PM Usually these girls call back from the chat line wanting to talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them to fukkin bill me. They know I am big time so they like to call.

1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts

2:30PM The HS kids come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.

4:00PM Kids gone, make some calls to west coast and see what is up. Call sharks to make sure we are on same page. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every fukkin room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like it dark. Always think raccoons are trying to get in, think my computer always crashes and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts

5:00 PM- kids yelling up to my window asking who I like and I give them games and amounts to bet and then they all run to walk up shops and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some locals from window and tellin them who to bet.

5:30 Again I throw bazooka bubble gum out the windows to the kids and give them like 100 pieces a session. This is so big now there are like 100 kids waiting for me to toss them out. What a fukkin battle to get gum. Make a few posts

6:00PM- the big players all come to my pad and we discuss the night and who we like and why. Secondly they always bring food and Italian it is.
Lots of sharps telling stories and all these guys on phone pounding games all over country.

7:15 Call Brett, Call Sportman,, Call Dimeplayers, action, action, action, post

7:30PM phone ringing constantly with info, on net banging plays

8:00 Snack, watch games, computer, ect and flip on porn a little.

8:40PM- post, poker, dance to some tunes

9:40 Hit the dating lines and leave lots of messages for women. I basically just say, strong, handsome, bear looking for my little cub to play with. It has not worked yet.

10:15PM Grade games, watch games, post, snack

11:00 Make contacts with sharks and workout payment plans, call locals, ect, post

12:00AM Play 3 card monte in hallway for an hour with neighbors

1:00AM Wrap up posting and i call a girl to chat sex with for a while, look at lines and stats, play video games.

2:00AM take my fukkin rug off and what a pain in the ass, glue all fukkin over and shit. I am cursing because it toes not come off easy. It usually takes like 30 minutes to get scalp clean and free of sticky glue becuase if not I pay for it in bed, My fukkin head sticks to the pillow and I get pissed off.

3:00AM watch porn and try to jack off if I can get it up. I usually pretend I am banging chick on tv, I out screen real close to me like I am there. I kind of pump bed

Eventually fall asleep for a little bit and back right at it.

Of course when i do go out I have to meet bookmakers and sharks but other than that I am home most of the time and I have guys on my payroll to get me everything.

You know I might be more normal than some of you nuts

This is soooo fukking awesome!

[Wulfman14]

in reference to the pictures of apricotsinner in this thread http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...banged-up.html

JJ wrote:

"Looks like a killer

This kid definitely did time

He seems a little off

Gambling look also"

i did laugh out loud at that one i must admit. his little haiku format insults are just hilarious.

[Wulfman14]

favorite JJ one liner

"Sure its [baldness] not a life threatening disease but emotionally it ruins you, I am angry a lot in vids because of this."