Originally posted by Wiggums5
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I thought a couple of lesbians did?
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People are awesome
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Clocks tick slower in outer space than on earth.Comment -
Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.Comment -
Good one.Originally posted by DwightShruteThe silhouette on the Major League Baseball logo is Harmon Killebrew.
NBA is Jerry West.Comment -
Mets pitcher Dickey has pitched his entire career without the ulnar collateral ligament in his right elbow, a ligament that is both heavily relied on and often torn by pitchers.
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Tokyo Rose and Axis Sally spent time in the same prison after the war and played cards with each other while serving their sentences.Comment -
Eddie Einhorn invented March MadnessComment -
DALLAS—Greyhound passengers accustomed to complimentary vomiting in the aisles will now be charged a $15 fee to do so, company representatives announced Monday. "In order to better serve our customers in the future, we have instituted a small surcharge for those needing to empty their stomach down the center walkway," said spokesman Don Randall, adding that once riders wipe themselves off, they can pay with any major debit or CC. "We recommend passengers wishing to avoid paying the fee puke on one of the chairs in the terminal beforehand." Despite the new changes, Randall assured customers that masturbating under a bulky winter coat would always be freeComment -
Hollywood Squares:
These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course..
Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q.. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency...
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty...
Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A.. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laughComment -
It is estimated that 4 million "junk" telephone calls, phone solicitations by persons or programmed machine are made every day in the United States!Comment -
The "Steagles" is the popular nickname for the team created by the temporary merger of two National Football League (NFL) teams, the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Philadelphia Eagles, during the 1943 season. The teams were forced to merge because both had lost many players to military service due to World War II.Comment -
Originally posted by AlphaOmega
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a broken clock is right twice a dayComment -
The state of Florida is bigger than England!Comment -
thread's kinda losing it..Comment -
1984 too.Comment -
Saturn has 62 moons.Comment -
*The Average American/Canadian eats about 11.9lbs of cereal per year.
*The Average American/Canadian drinks about 600 soda’s per year.
*More People use blue toothbrushes then red ones.
*According to a 1995 survey, 7 out of 10 British dogs get Christmas gifts from their doting owners.
*The average American family views television six hours each day.
*About two hundred babies are born worldwide every minute.
*Nobody yet has explained satisfactorily why couples who marry in January, February, and March tend to have the highest divorce rates.
*Your statistical chance of being murdered is one in twenty thousand.
*If you earn twenty thousand dollars a year, one minute of your time is worth a little more than seventeen cents.
*The US Office of Consumer Affairs estimates 25 percent of ALL purchases result in some customer dissatisfaction. Yet two out of three people never complain because they don't think it'll help. Ironically, most businesses DO try to make good and value the feedback, especially from someone who doesn't make a habit of complaining.
*One poll says one American in four has yet to ride in an airplane. As for the three out of four who have, most have flown several times. Incidentally, fewer than two percent have been "bumped" from a commercial flight. And for every person who prefers an aisle seat, there are three who prefer windows.
*Five out of six people never keep diaries of any sort. Only six percent say they keep a daily diary, and many of these people are just Franklin Day Planner types, not real diarists.
*Despite the fact that 77 percent of Americans go to the grocery store with a list, it's estimated that half of everything bought there is bought on impulse. Supermarkets report very strong sales of almost anything they stock at the check-out line.
*More than one-third of us say our most difficult self-discipline challenge is weight, but almost as many cite spending. Coming in way behind these two are controlling our fears or our tempers, and fewer than two percent say their biggest challenge is smoking or drinking.
*Two out of three people sleep on their sides, and they're about equally divided as to WHICH side. Of the remainder, slightly more sleep on their stomachs than sleep on their backs.
*Forty percent of American adults cannot fill out a bank deposit slip correctly.
A survey finds that a quarter of all people who take a briefcase or something similar to work with them have got SOMETHING in it for self-defense.
*Paranormal experts say people reach the peak of their ability to see ghosts when they're 7 years old.
*Someone on Earth reports seeing a UFO every three minutes. In the U.S., reported sightings are most likely to occur in July, at 9 p.m. or 3 a.m.
*Someone within 200 miles of your town claims to have had direct contact with a monster, ghost or other unexplainable being.
*As many as nine out of ten people are right-handed, and the word for that side, "right," is derived from a variety of sources, all of which suggest strength. Left, on the other hand, comes from the Old English, lyft, for useless, weak.
*The average New York City household generates 6.2 pounds of garbage each day. Every day, between 12,000 and 14,000 tons of solid waste are disposed at the Fresh Kills Landfill in Staten Island, New York.
*The average human scalp has 100,000 hairs.
*As much as six percent of the world's population may experience sleep paralysis, the inability to move and speak for several minutes after awakening.
*Tide has 70 percent of the market share for detergent.
*Forty percent of the American population has never visited a dentist.
*A NUKE InterNETWORK poll found that 52 percent of Internet users have cut back on watching TV in order to spend more time online; 12 percent have cut back on seeing friends.
*10 Percent of men are left-handed while only 8 percent of women are left-handed. Male or female, all left-handed people are "in their right mind."
*A 1997 Gallup poll found that about one in four American workers - 24 percent - said that if they could do so, they would fire their boss.
*A recent Gallup poll shows that 69 percent of Americans believe they will go somewhere after death.Comment -
In Ohio it is illegal to get a fish drunk.Comment -
Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!Comment -
A peanut neither a pea nor a nut. It is a legume.Comment -
I/O. The hollywood squares was classic. Thanx. Why did grandpa put horseradish on his head had me in tears.Comment -
more people live in new york than all of canadaComment -
legged loco mothin whatttttaaaaComment -
that is interestingOriginally posted by shawnkangComment -
I can't tell if I should either be happy or embarrassed to hear that, living in OntarioOriginally posted by shawnkangComment -
At last count there were about 226,000 trees in New York's Central ParkComment -
Malcolm Lowry had pnigophobia—the fear of choking on fish bones.
Augustus Caesar had achluophobia—the fear of sitting in the dark.
Androphobia is a fear of men.
Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women.
Pentheraphobia is a fear of a mother-in-law.
Scopophobia is a fear of being looked at.
Phobophobia is a fear of fearing.
Mageiricophobia is the intense fear of having to cook.
Papaphobia is the fear of Popes.
Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive.
Clinophobia is the fear of beds.Comment -
1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.
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A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!Comment -
60 percent of the time, it works every time!
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true, but only New york and L.A have a bigger population then Toronto.Originally posted by shawnkangComment -
A car cannot run on an empty gas tank ... Something hybrid car drivers cannot comprehend
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