Chuck Norris is 71 today. Wish him well with statements of awesomeness.

[cant call it]

Chuck Norris ate three 72 ounce steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

[dendimurah]

Chuck Norris is a great actor. I hope he doing great.

[Full Time Hobo]

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding

[Sanka]

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

[Full Time Hobo]

Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter because he is already following you.

[I/O]

great thread

[antifoil]

[Sanka]

Chuck Norris can speak braille.