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  • Ninersnut
    SBR MVP
    • 05-20-10
    • 3730
    #1
    So I just hit my GF with my car
    I know some posters like to make up somr stories but I just hit my girlfriend with my car....

    We were celebrating new years down the street and she pulled some shit and decided to walk home. I was piss drunk and clipped her on the way home. Just got back from the hospital and well I'm not getting laid. She made up a bogus story about a hit n run that didnt include me and I'm free from the wrath of the cops.

    Moral of the sotry I hope people's 2011 started off better than mine. FML
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    • Intuitive_Edge
      SBR MVP
      • 07-22-09
      • 1644
      #2
      Originally posted by Ninersnut
      I know some posters like to make up somr stories but I just hit my girlfriend with my car.... We were celebrating new years down the street and she pulled some shit and decided to walk home. I was piss drunk and clipped her on the way home. Just got back from the hospital and well I'm not getting laid. She made up a bogus story about a hit n run that didnt include me and I'm free from the wrath of the cops. Moral of the sotry I hope people's 2011 started off better than mine. FML
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        • Domestic
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-10-09
          • 6323
          #3
          Hope she is Ok and forgives you.
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            • Austin103
              SBR MVP
              • 08-19-10
              • 1407
              #4
              oh man.
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                • Metalhead
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 07-14-09
                  • 719
                  #5
                  Was she walking because you were drunk?
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                    • Ninersnut
                      SBR MVP
                      • 05-20-10
                      • 3730
                      #6
                      No she was walkin because I texted a friend from high school....long stofy but her elbow is f'd up and her hip she will be fine just a clip but my 2011 is starting off awful. I'm on the couch tonight
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                        • Arsenal
                          SBR MVP
                          • 01-30-09
                          • 1349
                          #7
                          Try to look at the situation in a positive light. Consider yourself lucky that you are not sleeping in a jail cell right now with DUI. That couch you are talking about is going to be a lot more comfortable.
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                            • Manaconda
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 03-22-10
                              • 818
                              #8
                              top it off and steal her pain meds
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                                • doublej95
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 01-26-10
                                  • 14094
                                  #9
                                  Plan on dumping her in a couple of months, she will hold that over your head and bring it up when she gets pissed at you.
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                                    • Ninersnut
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 05-20-10
                                      • 3730
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Manaconda
                                      top it off and steal her pain meds
                                      Yeah except she said the pain was like a 3 out of 10 so no pain meds now she's bitching. JJ do I get asshole of the month award?
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                                        • samgurt
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 05-31-10
                                          • 2980
                                          #11
                                          lmao quite the start to the new year. on a good note...it can only get better, right?
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                                            • doublej95
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 01-26-10
                                              • 14094
                                              #12
                                              Yes. In her book you will be an asshole forever. I'm telling you next time you guys get into a fight or something she will say, what are you going to do run me over.
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                                                • Metalhead
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 07-14-09
                                                  • 719
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by doublej95
                                                  Plan on dumping her in a couple of months, she will hold that over your head and bring it up when she gets pissed at you.
                                                  Yeah, whenever you get mad at her she'll say "What are you gonna do, hit me with your car!"
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                                                    • Ninersnut
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 05-20-10
                                                      • 3730
                                                      #14
                                                      I thought the bowl games yesterday were unlucky. God is fukkin with me now. Seriously my house is no more than 1 block down the road you would think I could drive straight. Pictures tomorrow if I'm allowed in my bedroom.
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                                                        • Automat
                                                          SBR High Roller
                                                          • 10-13-09
                                                          • 104
                                                          #15
                                                          lols..wtf......
                                                          what a way to start the new year :P
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                                                            • newjerseydevils
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 03-11-08
                                                              • 3110
                                                              #16
                                                              the cops arent the one you should worry about, its your girl who you should worry about.
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                                                                • iifold
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 04-25-10
                                                                  • 11111
                                                                  #17
                                                                  alcohol is great...
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                                                                    • OTL
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 03-08-10
                                                                      • 2433
                                                                      #18
                                                                      At least she didn't rat you out man. Consider yourself lucky
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                                                                        • shari91
                                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                          • 02-23-10
                                                                          • 32661
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by OTL
                                                                          At least she didn't rat you out man. Consider yourself lucky
                                                                          Exactly. But if she's smart, the damage she'll do to his wallet from now on will be much worse than any police charges would have been.

                                                                          And Niner, you must've been pretty messed up if you only had to drive a block and still clipped her.
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                                                                            • DrStale
                                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                              • 12-07-08
                                                                              • 9692
                                                                              #20
                                                                              She's going to hold this over you forever, next time finish the job
                                                                              Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                                                              If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                                                                                • tkim8404
                                                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                                                  • 01-28-10
                                                                                  • 622
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Damn, that's a rough start to 2011. Sorry to hear that man.
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                                                                                    • shari91
                                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                                      • 02-23-10
                                                                                      • 32661
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by DrStale
                                                                                      She's going to hold this over you forever, next time finish the job


                                                                                      WTF?!
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                                                                                        • Deuce
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                                                                                          • 01-12-08
                                                                                          • 29843
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Could have been worse, you could have knocked her up...

                                                                                          I keed I keed
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                                                                                            • tenbas
                                                                                              SBR Sharp
                                                                                              • 05-19-10
                                                                                              • 430
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by DrStale
                                                                                              She's going to hold this over you forever, next time finish the job
                                                                                              LMAO, shiiiiiiiiiiiieet
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                                                                                                • mikejamm
                                                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                                                  • 08-24-09
                                                                                                  • 11045
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Paybacks are a bitch man, I'd be careful next time she's driving and you're mowing the lawn or walk'in to the mail box, could get ugly!
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                                                                                                    • EaglesPhan36
                                                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                                                      • 12-06-06
                                                                                                      • 71662
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      If she can walk, you should be gettin laid dude. If for nothing else, the threat threat that you could finish her if u wanted.
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                                                                                                        • CollegeOverUnder
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                                                                                                          • 10-20-10
                                                                                                          • 5520
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          dam I hope shes ok
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                                                                                                            • stevek173
                                                                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                                                              • 03-29-08
                                                                                                              • 27598
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              very VERY VERY VERY VERY

                                                                                                              LUCKY you did not get in trouble with the law here. Dude you should be performing cunnilingus for about the next fiscal quarter straight. She lied to the po po for you. Just wow. Have a cold one shower her with rose petals, butterfly kisses and diamonds, breakfast in bed, bathe her, shave her, you now watch all her favorite shows with her until she is fully better you dumbass lol. She could have really screwed you here. You'd better be taking care of that ass bud.

                                                                                                              Imagine you "clipped" someone you didn't know instead?
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                                                                                                                • Swinging Johnson
                                                                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                                                                  • 08-12-09
                                                                                                                  • 7604
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Holy shit...how's the car?
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                                                                                                                    • Mr KLC
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                                                                                                                      • 12-19-07
                                                                                                                      • 31097
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Just hope that anybody that witnessed it does not tell the police the real story. Both of you would be in jail then.
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                                                                                                                        • hawk 5
                                                                                                                          SBR MVP
                                                                                                                          • 09-12-06
                                                                                                                          • 3982
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          That shows the importants of not driving drunk. If you had been sober i'm sure you would of hit her square.
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                                                                                                                            • jjgold
                                                                                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                                                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                                                                                              • 388179
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Not funny at all

                                                                                                                              You could of killed her and you would of been jail the rest of your life
                                                                                                                              Maybe rehab Son??
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                                                                                                                                • Shark79
                                                                                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                                                                                  • 11-19-07
                                                                                                                                  • 11211
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Terrible start to a year, worst is yet to come. You think you had it easy now? Hell no, I would go back to the cops and say you did it, why ? She will now own you, you just signed your DeathRow. She will use you and bring that incident everytime she can.

                                                                                                                                  Or this can all go well if you got laid this AM. Did you?
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                                                                                                                                    • Ninersnut
                                                                                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                                                                                      • 05-20-10
                                                                                                                                      • 3730
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by DrStale
                                                                                                                                      She's going to hold this over you forever, next time finish the job
                                                                                                                                      Oh man...the day after and my head hurts and my fukkin jaw after she decided I needed to be punched in the face. 2011 can only get better eh?
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                                                                                                                                        • shari91
                                                                                                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                                                                                          • 02-23-10
                                                                                                                                          • 32661
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Ninersnut
                                                                                                                                          Oh man...the day after and my head hurts and my fukkin jaw after she decided I needed to be punched in the face. 2011 can only get better eh?


                                                                                                                                          At least that was less painful than the welcome you would've had from your cell mate if she had ratted you out.
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