The run on toilet paper and other essentials

[Carseller4]

My wife is a manager at Walmart and they are allowing workers to get overtime.

This is Walmart we are talking about.

THAT NEVER HAPPENS.

[The General]

A tote will work great, anything that can be covered, sealed preferably and use judgement with water plus a dab of cleaning supply such as laundry detergent if available. Cut squares from a sheet 3x3 3x4 or so. It's not hard to improvise when cleaning your azz. Just one idea. Marines don't carry rolls of toilet paper when out in the battlefield.

[kingdom]

I bought like a 6-12 month supply of TP the other day. The way people are hoarding is making me nervous so I'd rather have too much than need it and not be able to find any.

the irony lol

[BeatTheJerk]

wonder if bidet sells are on the up and up

I’m sure of it.

[franklee168]

All you need is 1 sheet and 2 fingers. GI style men.

G.I. butt wipe
During World wars I and II,American foot soldiers were only issued about 10 individual squares of toilet paper to keep backpack weight and volume to a minimum.If a soldier needed to wipe his butt,he would take one square of toilet paper and fold it into quarters. He would then tear out a semicircular portion from the common corner which left a hole in the middle of the paper when unfolded.He would then stick his forefinger through the hole and wipe his ass with the protruding finger. The paper was grasped at the base of the finger with the free hand while the soiled finger was slowly pulled free of the paper.The contaminated square was then discarded and the corner previously removed was used to clean from under the fingernail.
When the toilet paper roll starts getting low,I will generally implement the G.I. butt wipe procedure.

[gauchojake]

I bought an extra box of butt wipes. Toilet paper is nasty. Also plz do not talk about taking a shit in PT

[gauchojake]

nm we're in the saloon carry on

[Enkhbat]

How many rolls is enough for a month? I guess it defends on someone's age, gender, weight, height, race and culture.

[Foxx]

Reminds me of this:

[Big Bear]

All you need is 1 sheet and 2 fingers. GI style men.

G.I. butt wipe
During World wars I and II,American foot soldiers were only issued about 10 individual squares of toilet paper to keep backpack weight and volume to a minimum.If a soldier needed to wipe his butt,he would take one square of toilet paper and fold it into quarters. He would then tear out a semicircular portion from the common corner which left a hole in the middle of the paper when unfolded.He would then stick his forefinger through the hole and wipe his ass with the protruding finger. The paper was grasped at the base of the finger with the free hand while the soiled finger was slowly pulled free of the paper.The contaminated square was then discarded and the corner previously removed was used to clean from under the fingernail.
When the toilet paper roll starts getting low,I will generally implement the G.I. butt wipe procedure.

so I bet they had a bunch of stinky buttholes

1 wipe is just getting started

it takes me like 15-20 wipes on average

[Sanity Check]

Those who buy up hand sanitizer & toilet paper, should start stockpiling cow dung:




People in India Bath in Cow’s “Manure”, Believe it can Cure COVID-19

https://attracttour.com/2020/03/people-in-india-bath-in-cows-manure-believed-it-can-cure-covid-19/

[Weems2k]

I'm still trying to understand the logic of hoarding bottled water if you're planning to shut yourself in for a month with perfectly good running water...

[Big Bear]

I'm still trying to understand the logic of hoarding bottled water if you're planning to shut yourself in for a month with perfectly good running water...

ecoli

[HockeyRocks]

I'm still trying to understand the logic of hoarding bottled water if you're planning to shut yourself in for a month with perfectly good running water...

Is this a serious question?

[mikejamm]

Never understood the obsession with TP when paper towels are available. IDK about anyone else but I don't get people who wipe without wetting the paper first & then dabbing the "affected" area. Picture putting a dollop of peanut butter on your hand & wiping it off with dry TP & see how ineffective that is. Short story long I have access to unlimited wrapped paper towels thanks to my job so if there's ever a TP shortage I'm good.

This is an unnecessary amount of info about your shitting process

Yeah for real man! Thank you doug tushy for your entire life story on how you take a shit!

So basically you wash your ass with the nasty toilet water? I mean where else are you gett’in the water to “the dab the affected area?”

[Enkhbat]

People are panic buying even in my country with only 5 confirmed cases. Can't find hand sanitizer and facemask anywhere. Just watched some videos on youtube at Costos in USA. It is crazy everywhere

[PAULYPOKER]

If we run out of shit paper and die off,, the french always had it right!!






Why the Bidet Never Made It to America

[DISTROYA]

fcking moron after moron coming outta Ralphs today with TP rolls both hands and under arms
Gave up TP about a decade ago, butt wipes the way to go.