The run on toilet paper and other essentials

[Enkhbat]

I thought it was only Australia, now USA and Canada joined them it seems.

How busy are your local supermarkets?

[MinnesotaFats]

Empty

Mostly poor black people fighting over rolls of TP

[JIBBBY]

TP most essential item for sure in a crisis epidemic like this!!

You run out of TP you die a slow stinky horrible death..

[cincinnatikid513]

dont' forget to stock up on breakfast meals, it's important

[BeatTheJerk]

I’ll just have wash my ass in the shower after a shit I suppose.

[jjgold]

I’ll make a video if I could this morning

[cincinnatikid513]

I’ll just have wash my ass in the shower after a shit I suppose.

wonder if bidet sells are on the up and up

[Optional]

wonder if bidet sells are on the up and up

I ordered one.


But the TP crisis is over down here anyway. Stores have a 1 package per person policy still, but it's back on shelves any time you want it.

It appears to take about 3 weeks for all the idiots to get their cupboards jammed full before normal service resumes.

[5mike5]

Yeah people acting insane over TP is beyond stupid. Not a roll in town. Lol. Use a leaf if times get tough. Pussy generations

[5mike5]

Empty

Mostly poor black people fighting over rolls of TP

And lard ass rich whites too.

[jjgold]

buying water silly in many parts of USA

[Smoke]

It makes sense because people take multiple dumps per day including myself. I have 60 rolls left

[Big Bear]

TP most essential item for sure in a crisis epidemic like this!!

You run out of TP you die a slow stinky horrible death..

this nurse I went out with last night said

you know why everybody is buying TP?

b/c everytime someone gets the Corona Virus 3 people lose their shit!

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Yeah people acting insane over TP is beyond stupid. Not a roll in town. Lol. Use a leaf if times get tough. Pussy generations

[Doug tushyterror]

TP most essential item for sure in a crisis epidemic like this!!

You run out of TP you die a slow stinky horrible death..

Never understood the obsession with TP when paper towels are available. IDK about anyone else but I don't get people who wipe without wetting the paper first & then dabbing the "affected" area. Picture putting a dollop of peanut butter on your hand & wiping it off with dry TP & see how ineffective that is. Short story long I have access to unlimited wrapped paper towels thanks to my job so if there's ever a TP shortage I'm good.

[pologq]

worst case i would shower after or use a washrag. not sure why tp goes first. most can't wipe properly anyway.

[Big Bear]

Never understood the obsession with TP when paper towels are available. IDK about anyone else but I don't get people who wipe without wetting the paper first & then dabbing the "affected" area. Picture putting a dollop of peanut butter on your hand & wiping it off with dry TP & see how ineffective that is. Short story long I have access to unlimited wrapped paper towels thanks to my job so if there's ever a TP shortage I'm good.

do you dip the TP in the toilet bowl before wiping the poop off your butthole?
or where do you get the water? paper towels can clog a toilet

[Smoke]

I have 60 rolls

[goduke]

Never understood the obsession with TP when paper towels are available. IDK about anyone else but I don't get people who wipe without wetting the paper first & then dabbing the "affected" area. Picture putting a dollop of peanut butter on your hand & wiping it off with dry TP & see how ineffective that is. Short story long I have access to unlimited wrapped paper towels thanks to my job so if there's ever a TP shortage I'm good.

This is an unnecessary amount of info about your shitting process

[Mr KLC]

Just get extra napkins and take them with you when you eat out. That's what I do with Sweet and Low. Haven't bought a packet for my coffee for years.

[Doug tushyterror]

do you dip the TP in the toilet bowl before wiping the poop off your butthole?
or where do you get the water? paper towels can clog a toilet

Obviously Bear. Why use the water from the sink 1 foot away when I could dab with toilet water.�� Paper towels only a last resort if there's a TP shortage.

[jjgold]

be prepared men for devastation

[unusialsusp5]

worst case i would shower after or use a washrag. not sure why tp goes first. most can't wipe properly anyway.

most women use half a roll every time.

[veriableodds]

lol just noticed this at walgreens yesterday, NO TOILET PARER right when you walk in

[JAKEPEAVY21]

I bought like a 6-12 month supply of TP the other day. The way people are hoarding is making me nervous so I'd rather have too much than need it and not be able to find any.

[lakerboy]

lol just noticed this at walgreens yesterday, NO TOILET PARER right when you walk in

That way they can get you to walk right back out

[daneblazer]

Just bought 6 pounds of cheese. Won't need toilet paper now.

[Al Masters]

Doctor:... Unfortunately you’ve tested positive for the Coronavirus and must be quarantined for 14 days.


JJGold:... Impossible Doc I bought 100 rolls of toilet paper the other day.. I’m safe.

[Kermit]

Just a couple days ago on Ebay, there were almost 5,000 listings for toilet paper.

As of right now there are over 9,000

https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=m570.l1313&_nkw=toilet+paper&_sacat=0

[pavyracer]

We are sold out for toilet paper in Georgia. I'm driving to South Carolina and my wife is driving to Alabama this afterrnoon to buy TP. Wish us luck.

[Kermit]

We are sold out for toilet paper in Georgia. I'm driving to South Carolina and my wife is driving to Alabama this afterrnoon to buy TP. Wish us luck.

My wife just got a pack yesterday at Home Dept. She said they had tons of it.

I can't get over all of these people trying to scalp it on Ebay. After offering free shipping and paying Ebay and Paypal fees, what are they going to make? $2?

For $2, it wasn't even worth driving to the store to buy it.

[Kermit]

Jesus Christ. This guy sold 28 packs of 4 rolls of toilet paper for $23 a pack.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1-Scott-1000-Sheets-Per-Roll-Toilet-Paper-Bathroom-Tissue-4-Rolls-4000-Sheets-/283814814646?epid=0&hash=item4214ae63b6%3Ag%3AxuwAAOSwJUdebMwS&nma=true&si=rZ0V%252F%252BUqK71yN7a%252BJ0%252F4JQGxxps%253D&orig_cvip=true&nordt=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

[veriableodds]

That way they can get you to walk right back out

Strange how I ended up at w.g. Printer went out so went to local library to get work done, ahhh had a few extra things to pickup since im out and about right! One was vegetable glycerin cause I make my own vape juice (ex-smoker) never checked them out before, always go to Walmart but they are way on other side of town. Asked lady at pharmacy counter needless to say it was like talking to alien, people are so braindead these days its amazing, wasn't on the shelf. Ended up going to natural grocers to get it without traveling the extra five miles to Walmart.
As far as toilet paper goes I go with the GV WALMART brand 8-mega pack for $4.57 lasts us about a month

[Big Bear]

Obviously Bear. Why use the water from the sink 1 foot away when I could dab with toilet water.�� Paper towels only a last resort if there's a TP shortage.

seems like putting water on TP before wiping is a good to way to end up with dingleberries

you boys ever bang a chick doggy and notice toilet paper stuck to the brown eye?

[Big Bear]

If worse comes to worst people will start taking the TP home with them from public bathrooms