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  • HurryUpAndDrink
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-23-13
    • 13017

    #1
    HUD is dying
    Intoxicated by rancid porkchops... JFC... been outta comission since yesterday afternoon.
  • shadymcgrady
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-27-12
    • 10036

    #2
    Wow dude, drink that bottled water and get better soon
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    • cincinnatikid513
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-23-17
      • 45360

      #3
      food poisoning sucks
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      • VeggieDog
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-21-09
        • 7214

        #4
        Why are you eating rancid food?
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          Pork terrible

          Get better
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          • firedawg
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 10-08-08
            • 39219

            #6
            Originally posted by VeggieDog
            Why are you eating rancid food?
            Most peasants eat shit

            Who knows
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            • jtoler
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 12-17-13
              • 30967

              #7
              Its just you bro, working for me. https://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/www.hud.gov
























              jk get well bro
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              • b1slickguy
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-24-11
                • 11959

                #8
                Can't trust a 3rd world country's meat unless you kill it yourself.
                Then you have to prepare and cook it properly.
                Get well.
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                • HurryUpAndDrink
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-23-13
                  • 13017

                  #9
                  Originally posted by b1slickguy
                  Can't trust a 3rd world country's meat unless you kill it yourself.
                  Then you have to prepare and cook it properly.
                  Get well.
                  +1 pretty much I guess, I have an iron clad stomach (except for dairy) so I guess I am resistant to most bacteria and viruses...

                  I survived mushroom poisoning when I was 21 and very into psychedelics (didnt want to go to ER) so rode it out, 3 days of excreting blood orally and else... after that I became lactose intolerant



                  These porkchops were prepared by a female... who is not very crafty at cooking. Now she is angry cause I told her her kitchen skills suck and im dying... LMAO
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                  • HurryUpAndDrink
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 08-23-13
                    • 13017

                    #10
                    Originally posted by VeggieDog
                    Why are you eating rancid food?
                    Erm, because I trusted the wrong cook?

                    Never again, Im cooking all myself from now on.
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                    • jtoler
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 12-17-13
                      • 30967

                      #11
                      Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink
                      +1 pretty much I guess, I have an iron clad stomach (except for dairy) so I guess I am resistant to most bacteria and viruses...

                      I survived mushroom poisoning when I was 21 and very into psychedelics (didnt want to go to ER) so rode it out, 3 days of excreting blood orally and else... after that I became lactose intolerant



                      These porkchops were prepared by a female family member... who is not very crafty at cooking. Now she is angry cause I told her her kitchen skills suck and im dying... LMAO
                      Same thing kinda happened to me once. I have to have food cooked well and a chick was grilling chicken and I was over and I could tell right away I shouldnt be eating this, even the outside wasnt very brown and she didnt cook for very long. I told her before I ate it that if not cooked well I might get sick, she assured me its delicious and it was done as in cooked well, well enough for her I guess. Within 3 bites I wasnt feeling too well, got sick, vomited, fever the whole 9. She kinda acted like chick in your case.
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                      • magaman
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-17-18
                        • 1937

                        #12
                        Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink
                        +1 pretty much I guess, I have an iron clad stomach (except for dairy) so I guess I am resistant to most bacteria and viruses...

                        I survived mushroom poisoning when I was 21 and very into psychedelics (didnt want to go to ER) so rode it out, 3 days of excreting blood orally and else... after that I became lactose intolerant



                        These porkchops were prepared by a female family member... who is not very crafty at cooking. Now she is angry cause I told her her kitchen skills suck and im dying... LMAO
                        Need pics of this female before I say mean things
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                        • Heltah Skeltah
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-05-17
                          • 3499

                          #13
                          How long ago you eat them?
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                          • maggiethebestdog
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 12-21-13
                            • 6700

                            #14
                            Don't click bait my emotions with the title that you were dying
                            It was a big let down to find out you will still be alive to post your drivel
                            Would death even stop you from posting about nothing every 10 seconds???
                            On the bright side, it would be the 1st proven case of someone communicating from beyond the grave
                            Your need for attention is sad
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                            • dlowilly
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-09-16
                              • 13862

                              #15
                              I was thinking Trump cut funding to Housing and Urban Development
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                              • JIBBBY
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 12-10-09
                                • 83686

                                #16
                                Food poisoning sucks!!! I had the worst case ever in Jamaica Negril along with other hotel guests when we ate bad Ranch Dressing... I was barfing and shitting none stop.. Got so dehydrated that I needed a fluid IV drip in me.. Other hotel guests were suffering the same effects.. They had a doctor doing the rounds...

                                If you feel like you are dying and knot in your stomach like I did and after a day it's probably because you are severely dehydrated... Go to the ER and get a drip bag IV...

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                                • JIBBBY
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 12-10-09
                                  • 83686

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by dlowilly
                                  I was thinking Trump cut funding to Housing and Urban Development
                                  That was my first thought as well when first reading this thread.. LOL...
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                                  • HurryUpAndDrink
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 08-23-13
                                    • 13017

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Heltah Skeltah
                                    How long ago you eat them?
                                    I ate one on wednesday night... affected me mildly... the tomato she used for a sandwich was rancid too (told her so she ignored me)

                                    This is my exgf we talking about... she said she wanted to come sleep over and pamper me ( we broke up some week ago) and fix our deal... well she left for pilates last nite and I was hungry and decided id eat 3 porkchops and salad... no carbs...

                                    Slowly but surely, I have been in the toilet over/under 15 times I dont even know... Severely dehydrated...

                                    Of course she feels attacked and says Im being a prick, tell her she just cant cook well eventho she makes the effort (which I inmensely appreciate it!) but hands down I'm 10x a better cook than she is. She cant even get the basics right, when chopping veggies for a salad she cant even chop em right and small, is like she dont give a fukk, I find chocolate bar sized tomato and onion slices on the salad, for me thats unacceptable!!!! salads is all about freshness and preparation. Is literally impossible to ruin, yet she does.


                                    Have not vomited, luckily, just severe dhiarrea and belly cramps.

                                    And now she says "I have no limits", "She feels attacked", "Nothing I do is ever good for you". And I'm laying down in fetal positions wondering if I should feel bad cause I dont wanna eat what this crazy bitch cooks.
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                                    • Heltah Skeltah
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 12-05-17
                                      • 3499

                                      #19
                                      Ya definitely stay hydrated!! You don't need to go to er..that shit be expensive if you got no insurance
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                                      • cincinnatikid513
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 11-23-17
                                        • 45360

                                        #20
                                        if its sooner rather than later you might be able force yourself throw up
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                                        • maggiethebestdog
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 12-21-13
                                          • 6700

                                          #21
                                          Do you need someone to pull the plug???
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                                          • HurryUpAndDrink
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 08-23-13
                                            • 13017

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by maggiethebestdog
                                            Do you need someone to pull the plug???
                                            I need you to fukkin fukk off and die, or at least become a pro SCUMBAG
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                                            • HurryUpAndDrink
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 08-23-13
                                              • 13017

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
                                              if its sooner rather than later you might be able force yourself throw up
                                              WISH I could...
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                                              • magaman
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 01-17-18
                                                • 1937

                                                #24
                                                wild turkey 101

                                                it cures anything
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                                                • firedawg
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 10-08-08
                                                  • 39219

                                                  #25
                                                  Drink a gallon of Clorox

                                                  Will fix u right up champ
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                                                  • maggiethebestdog
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 12-21-13
                                                    • 6700

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink
                                                    I need you to fukkin fukk off and die, or at least become a pro SCUMBAG
                                                    I forgive you
                                                    A classic case of you turning your justified self loathing inside out at me
                                                    You know you are a loser
                                                    Make sure you post about your next bowel movement
                                                    We wouldn't want to miss anything about your pathetic life
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                                                    • bonusguy
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 11-25-17
                                                      • 1785

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by maggiethebestdog
                                                      I forgive you
                                                      A classic case of you turning your justified self loathing inside out at me
                                                      You know you are a loser
                                                      Make sure you post about your next bowel movement
                                                      We wouldn't want to miss anything about your pathetic life
                                                      a lot of guys post about food poisoning/the flu/stomach virus
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                                                      • firedawg
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 10-08-08
                                                        • 39219

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by maggiethebestdog
                                                        I forgive you
                                                        A classic case of you turning your justified self loathing inside out at me
                                                        You know you are a loser
                                                        Make sure you post about your next bowel movement
                                                        We wouldn't want to miss anything about your pathetic life
                                                        Spot on
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                                                        • jjgold
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 07-20-05
                                                          • 388179

                                                          #29
                                                          always get everything well done

                                                          I order $100 steaks super well down no read and even burnt

                                                          Burgers burnt

                                                          chicken same thing

                                                          over cook everything
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                                                          • Bostongambler
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 02-01-08
                                                            • 35581

                                                            #30
                                                            Possum should be cooked on an open flame for no less than 12 minutes.
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                                                            • cincinnatikid513
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 11-23-17
                                                              • 45360

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                                              always get everything well done

                                                              I order $100 steaks super well down no read and even burnt

                                                              Burgers burnt

                                                              chicken same thing

                                                              over cook everything
                                                              steaks aren't the problem jj med rare is fine it's chicken pork u don't want to undercook
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                                                              • firedawg
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 10-08-08
                                                                • 39219

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
                                                                steaks aren't the problem jj med rare is fine it's chicken pork u don't want to undercook
                                                                I eat beef rare
                                                                This guy is eating cats, possums, and raccoons


                                                                Move on
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                                                                • b1slickguy
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 11-24-11
                                                                  • 11959

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by firedawg
                                                                  I eat beef rare
                                                                  This guy is eating cats, possums, and raccoons


                                                                  Move on


                                                                  Those animals are just easy targets when you catch them eating out of your trashcans.
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                                                                  • thechaoz
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 10-23-09
                                                                    • 12154

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink
                                                                    Intoxicated by rancid porkchops... JFC... been outta comission since yesterday afternoon.
                                                                    Gotta get another 8 ball
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                                                                    • thechaoz
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 10-23-09
                                                                      • 12154

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                      always get everything well done

                                                                      I order $100 steaks super well down no read and even burnt

                                                                      Burgers burnt

                                                                      chicken same thing

                                                                      over cook everything
                                                                      You're a sick penetrate if you get a good steak anything over medium rare.

                                                                      Understand the difference between steak, pork, chicken, hamburger before you say such ignorant shit

                                                                      That being said I've bought some good pork lately( high end pork loin, back strap) and I'm just not finding it appetizing. I cook it to the bare minimum standards so I'm not drying it out (145)
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