Intoxicated by rancid porkchops... JFC... been outta comission since yesterday afternoon.
HUD is dying
Collapse
X
-
HurryUpAndDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 08-23-13
- 13017
#1HUD is dyingTags: None -
shadymcgradySBR Posting Legend
- 02-27-12
- 10036
#2Wow dude, drink that bottled water and get better soonComment -
cincinnatikid513SBR Aristocracy
- 11-23-17
- 45360
#3food poisoning sucksComment -
VeggieDogSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-21-09
- 7214
#4Why are you eating rancid food?Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
- 388179
#5Pork terrible
Get betterComment -
jtolerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-17-13
- 30967
#7Comment -
b1slickguySBR Posting Legend
- 11-24-11
- 11959
#8Can't trust a 3rd world country's meat unless you kill it yourself.
Then you have to prepare and cook it properly.
Get well.Comment -
HurryUpAndDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 08-23-13
- 13017
#9
I survived mushroom poisoning when I was 21 and very into psychedelics (didnt want to go to ER) so rode it out, 3 days of excreting blood orally and else... after that I became lactose intolerant
These porkchops were prepared by a female... who is not very crafty at cooking. Now she is angry cause I told her her kitchen skills suck and im dying... LMAOComment -
jtolerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-17-13
- 30967
#11+1 pretty much I guess, I have an iron clad stomach (except for dairy) so I guess I am resistant to most bacteria and viruses...
I survived mushroom poisoning when I was 21 and very into psychedelics (didnt want to go to ER) so rode it out, 3 days of excreting blood orally and else... after that I became lactose intolerant
These porkchops were prepared by a female family member... who is not very crafty at cooking. Now she is angry cause I told her her kitchen skills suck and im dying... LMAOComment -
magamanSBR MVP
- 01-17-18
- 1937
#12+1 pretty much I guess, I have an iron clad stomach (except for dairy) so I guess I am resistant to most bacteria and viruses...
I survived mushroom poisoning when I was 21 and very into psychedelics (didnt want to go to ER) so rode it out, 3 days of excreting blood orally and else... after that I became lactose intolerant
These porkchops were prepared by a female family member... who is not very crafty at cooking. Now she is angry cause I told her her kitchen skills suck and im dying... LMAOComment -
Heltah SkeltahSBR MVP
- 12-05-17
- 3499
#13How long ago you eat them?Comment -
maggiethebestdogSBR Hall of Famer
- 12-21-13
- 6700
#14Don't click bait my emotions with the title that you were dying
It was a big let down to find out you will still be alive to post your drivel
Would death even stop you from posting about nothing every 10 seconds???
On the bright side, it would be the 1st proven case of someone communicating from beyond the grave
Your need for attention is sadComment -
dlowillySBR Posting Legend
- 11-09-16
- 13862
#15I was thinking Trump cut funding to Housing and Urban DevelopmentComment -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
- 83686
#16Food poisoning sucks!!! I had the worst case ever in Jamaica Negril along with other hotel guests when we ate bad Ranch Dressing... I was barfing and shitting none stop.. Got so dehydrated that I needed a fluid IV drip in me.. Other hotel guests were suffering the same effects.. They had a doctor doing the rounds...
If you feel like you are dying and knot in your stomach like I did and after a day it's probably because you are severely dehydrated... Go to the ER and get a drip bag IV...
Comment -
HurryUpAndDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 08-23-13
- 13017
#18I ate one on wednesday night... affected me mildly... the tomato she used for a sandwich was rancid too (told her so she ignored me)
This is my exgf we talking about... she said she wanted to come sleep over and pamper me ( we broke up some week ago) and fix our deal... well she left for pilates last nite and I was hungry and decided id eat 3 porkchops and salad... no carbs...
Slowly but surely, I have been in the toilet over/under 15 times I dont even know... Severely dehydrated...
Of course she feels attacked and says Im being a prick, tell her she just cant cook well eventho she makes the effort (which I inmensely appreciate it!) but hands down I'm 10x a better cook than she is. She cant even get the basics right, when chopping veggies for a salad she cant even chop em right and small, is like she dont give a fukk, I find chocolate bar sized tomato and onion slices on the salad, for me thats unacceptable!!!! salads is all about freshness and preparation. Is literally impossible to ruin, yet she does.
Have not vomited, luckily, just severe dhiarrea and belly cramps.
And now she says "I have no limits", "She feels attacked", "Nothing I do is ever good for you". And I'm laying down in fetal positions wondering if I should feel bad cause I dont wanna eat what this crazy bitch cooks.Comment -
Heltah SkeltahSBR MVP
- 12-05-17
- 3499
#19Ya definitely stay hydrated!! You don't need to go to er..that shit be expensive if you got no insuranceComment -
cincinnatikid513SBR Aristocracy
- 11-23-17
- 45360
#20if its sooner rather than later you might be able force yourself throw upComment -
maggiethebestdogSBR Hall of Famer
- 12-21-13
- 6700
#21Do you need someone to pull the plug???Comment -
magamanSBR MVP
- 01-17-18
- 1937
#24wild turkey 101
it cures anythingComment -
firedawgBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 10-08-08
- 39219
#25Drink a gallon of Clorox
Will fix u right up champComment -
maggiethebestdogSBR Hall of Famer
- 12-21-13
- 6700
#26
A classic case of you turning your justified self loathing inside out at me
You know you are a loser
Make sure you post about your next bowel movement
We wouldn't want to miss anything about your pathetic lifeComment -
bonusguySBR MVP
- 11-25-17
- 1785
#27a lot of guys post about food poisoning/the flu/stomach virusComment -
firedawgBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 10-08-08
- 39219
-
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
- 388179
#29always get everything well done
I order $100 steaks super well down no read and even burnt
Burgers burnt
chicken same thing
over cook everythingComment -
BostongamblerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 02-01-08
- 35581
#30Possum should be cooked on an open flame for no less than 12 minutes.Comment -
cincinnatikid513SBR Aristocracy
- 11-23-17
- 45360
-
thechaozSBR Posting Legend
- 10-23-09
- 12154
#35
Understand the difference between steak, pork, chicken, hamburger before you say such ignorant shit
That being said I've bought some good pork lately( high end pork loin, back strap) and I'm just not finding it appetizing. I cook it to the bare minimum standards so I'm not drying it out (145)Comment
Search
Collapse
SBR Contests
Collapse
Top-Rated US Sportsbooks
Collapse
#1 BetMGM
4.8/5 BetMGM Bonus Code
#2 FanDuel
4.8/5 FanDuel Promo Code
#3 Caesars
4.8/5 Caesars Promo Code
#4 DraftKings
4.7/5 DraftKings Promo Code
#5 Fanatics
#6 bet365
4.7/5 bet365 Bonus Code
#7 Hard Rock
4.1/5 Hard Rock Bet Promo Code
#8 BetRivers
4.1/5 BetRivers Bonus Code