HUD is dying

shadymcgrady · 03-23-18, 06:39 PM

Wow dude, drink that bottled water and get better soon

cincinnatikid513 · 03-23-18, 06:44 PM

food poisoning sucks

VeggieDog · 03-23-18, 06:44 PM

Why are you eating rancid food?

jjgold · 03-23-18, 06:45 PM

Pork terrible

Get better

firedawg · 03-23-18, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by VeggieDog

Why are you eating rancid food?

Most peasants eat shit

Who knows

jtoler · 03-23-18, 06:47 PM

Its just you bro, working for me. https://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/www.hud.gov

jk get well bro

b1slickguy · 03-23-18, 06:47 PM

Can't trust a 3rd world country's meat unless you kill it yourself.
Then you have to prepare and cook it properly.
Get well.

HurryUpAndDrink · 03-23-18, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by b1slickguy

Can't trust a 3rd world country's meat unless you kill it yourself.
Then you have to prepare and cook it properly.
Get well.

+1 pretty much I guess, I have an iron clad stomach (except for dairy) so I guess I am resistant to most bacteria and viruses...

I survived mushroom poisoning when I was 21 and very into psychedelics (didnt want to go to ER) so rode it out, 3 days of excreting blood orally and else... after that I became lactose intolerant

These porkchops were prepared by a female... who is not very crafty at cooking. Now she is angry cause I told her her kitchen skills suck and im dying... LMAO

HurryUpAndDrink · 03-23-18, 06:59 PM

Originally posted by VeggieDog

Why are you eating rancid food?

Erm, because I trusted the wrong cook?

Never again, Im cooking all myself from now on.

jtoler · 03-23-18, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink

+1 pretty much I guess, I have an iron clad stomach (except for dairy) so I guess I am resistant to most bacteria and viruses...

I survived mushroom poisoning when I was 21 and very into psychedelics (didnt want to go to ER) so rode it out, 3 days of excreting blood orally and else... after that I became lactose intolerant

These porkchops were prepared by a female family member... who is not very crafty at cooking. Now she is angry cause I told her her kitchen skills suck and im dying... LMAO

Same thing kinda happened to me once. I have to have food cooked well and a chick was grilling chicken and I was over and I could tell right away I shouldnt be eating this, even the outside wasnt very brown and she didnt cook for very long. I told her before I ate it that if not cooked well I might get sick, she assured me its delicious and it was done as in cooked well, well enough for her I guess. Within 3 bites I wasnt feeling too well, got sick, vomited, fever the whole 9. She kinda acted like chick in your case.

magaman · 03-23-18, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink

+1 pretty much I guess, I have an iron clad stomach (except for dairy) so I guess I am resistant to most bacteria and viruses...

I survived mushroom poisoning when I was 21 and very into psychedelics (didnt want to go to ER) so rode it out, 3 days of excreting blood orally and else... after that I became lactose intolerant

These porkchops were prepared by a female family member... who is not very crafty at cooking. Now she is angry cause I told her her kitchen skills suck and im dying... LMAO

Need pics of this female before I say mean things

Heltah Skeltah · 03-23-18, 07:07 PM

How long ago you eat them?

maggiethebestdog · 03-23-18, 07:09 PM

Don't click bait my emotions with the title that you were dying
It was a big let down to find out you will still be alive to post your drivel
Would death even stop you from posting about nothing every 10 seconds???
On the bright side, it would be the 1st proven case of someone communicating from beyond the grave
Your need for attention is sad

dlowilly · 03-23-18, 07:11 PM

I was thinking Trump cut funding to Housing and Urban Development

JIBBBY · 03-23-18, 07:13 PM

Food poisoning sucks!!! I had the worst case ever in Jamaica Negril along with other hotel guests when we ate bad Ranch Dressing... I was barfing and shitting none stop.. Got so dehydrated that I needed a fluid IV drip in me.. Other hotel guests were suffering the same effects.. They had a doctor doing the rounds...

If you feel like you are dying and knot in your stomach like I did and after a day it's probably because you are severely dehydrated... Go to the ER and get a drip bag IV...

JIBBBY · 03-23-18, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

I was thinking Trump cut funding to Housing and Urban Development

That was my first thought as well when first reading this thread.. LOL...

HurryUpAndDrink · 03-23-18, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by Heltah Skeltah

How long ago you eat them?

I ate one on wednesday night... affected me mildly... the tomato she used for a sandwich was rancid too (told her so she ignored me)

This is my exgf we talking about... she said she wanted to come sleep over and pamper me ( we broke up some week ago) and fix our deal... well she left for pilates last nite and I was hungry and decided id eat 3 porkchops and salad... no carbs...

Slowly but surely, I have been in the toilet over/under 15 times I dont even know... Severely dehydrated...

Of course she feels attacked and says Im being a prick, tell her she just cant cook well eventho she makes the effort (which I inmensely appreciate it!) but hands down I'm 10x a better cook than she is. She cant even get the basics right, when chopping veggies for a salad she cant even chop em right and small, is like she dont give a fukk, I find chocolate bar sized tomato and onion slices on the salad, for me thats unacceptable!!!! salads is all about freshness and preparation. Is literally impossible to ruin, yet she does.

Have not vomited, luckily, just severe dhiarrea and belly cramps.

And now she says "I have no limits", "She feels attacked", "Nothing I do is ever good for you". And I'm laying down in fetal positions wondering if I should feel bad cause I dont wanna eat what this crazy bitch cooks.

Heltah Skeltah · 03-23-18, 07:15 PM

Ya definitely stay hydrated!! You don't need to go to er..that shit be expensive if you got no insurance

cincinnatikid513 · 03-23-18, 07:15 PM

if its sooner rather than later you might be able force yourself throw up

maggiethebestdog · 03-23-18, 07:17 PM

Do you need someone to pull the plug???

HurryUpAndDrink · 03-23-18, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by maggiethebestdog

Do you need someone to pull the plug???

I need you to fukkin fukk off and die, or at least become a pro SCUMBAG

HurryUpAndDrink · 03-23-18, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

if its sooner rather than later you might be able force yourself throw up

WISH I could...

magaman · 03-23-18, 07:19 PM

wild turkey 101

it cures anything

firedawg · 03-23-18, 07:22 PM

Drink a gallon of Clorox

Will fix u right up champ

maggiethebestdog · 03-23-18, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink

I need you to fukkin fukk off and die, or at least become a pro SCUMBAG

I forgive you
A classic case of you turning your justified self loathing inside out at me
You know you are a loser
Make sure you post about your next bowel movement
We wouldn't want to miss anything about your pathetic life

bonusguy · 03-23-18, 07:28 PM

Originally posted by maggiethebestdog

I forgive you
A classic case of you turning your justified self loathing inside out at me
You know you are a loser
Make sure you post about your next bowel movement
We wouldn't want to miss anything about your pathetic life

a lot of guys post about food poisoning/the flu/stomach virus

firedawg · 03-23-18, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by maggiethebestdog

I forgive you
A classic case of you turning your justified self loathing inside out at me
You know you are a loser
Make sure you post about your next bowel movement
We wouldn't want to miss anything about your pathetic life

Spot on

jjgold · 03-23-18, 07:36 PM

always get everything well done

I order $100 steaks super well down no read and even burnt

Burgers burnt

chicken same thing

over cook everything

Bostongambler · 03-23-18, 07:56 PM

Possum should be cooked on an open flame for no less than 12 minutes.

cincinnatikid513 · 03-23-18, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

always get everything well done

I order $100 steaks super well down no read and even burnt

Burgers burnt

chicken same thing

over cook everything

steaks aren't the problem jj med rare is fine it's chicken pork u don't want to undercook

firedawg · 03-23-18, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

steaks aren't the problem jj med rare is fine it's chicken pork u don't want to undercook

I eat beef rare
This guy is eating cats, possums, and raccoons

Move on

b1slickguy · 03-23-18, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by firedawg

I eat beef rare
This guy is eating cats, possums, and raccoons

Move on

Those animals are just easy targets when you catch them eating out of your trashcans.

thechaoz · 03-23-18, 08:11 PM

Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink

Intoxicated by rancid porkchops... JFC... been outta comission since yesterday afternoon.

Gotta get another 8 ball

thechaoz · 03-23-18, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

always get everything well done

I order $100 steaks super well down no read and even burnt

Burgers burnt

chicken same thing

over cook everything

You're a sick penetrate if you get a good steak anything over medium rare.

Understand the difference between steak, pork, chicken, hamburger before you say such ignorant shit

That being said I've bought some good pork lately( high end pork loin, back strap) and I'm just not finding it appetizing. I cook it to the bare minimum standards so I'm not drying it out (145)