If you work 9-5 you are a fukkin loser

**mathdotcom** · 07-15-10, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by Slim

I'm sure Mathy tells the IRS to go fuk himself.

**mrmarket** · 07-15-10, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by Slim

I'm sure Mathy tells the IRS to go fuk himself.

Negative. I'll give you a clue. I have a question aboot your T4 eh?

Or something I would get:Nous parlons juste Francais ici monsieur. Si vous voulez faire vos impôts en Anglais vous devrez aller à une autre province calice de chien salle.

**mathdotcom** · 07-15-10, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by mrmarket

Negative. I'll give you a clue. I have a question aboot your T4 eh?

Or something I would get:Nous parlons juste Francais ici monsieur. Si vous voulez faire vos impôts en Anglais vous devrez aller à une autre province calice de chien salle.

Wow a frog who knows something about taxes and not just how to cash Alberta-stamped cheques.

**mrmarket** · 07-15-10, 08:41 PM

Share motherfukker!

**Slim** · 07-16-10, 06:28 AM

Yes

**jjgold** · 07-16-10, 07:02 AM

I get a kick out of this thread
Lol

**TR88** · 07-16-10, 08:15 AM

Fuk... I just came to work......well free money I guess....cause I dont do shit at work....

**mathdotcom** · 07-16-10, 09:21 AM

Just woke up and let a couple rip... lounging around with coffee in hand looking at the card, making a few posts

**Regul8er** · 07-16-10, 09:33 AM

9-5 is the life. Nothing beats it!

**wtf** · 07-16-10, 09:47 AM

mathy living large, do not doubt it for a moment

**TheLock** · 07-16-10, 11:34 AM

I get payed a lot of money for the amount of work I do. The benny's are great and the pile of $$$$ for retirement keeps growing.

I love being a 9-5 sucker (actually a 1:00 PM - 11:30 PM sucker who works 4 days a week).

**Slim** · 07-16-10, 01:04 PM

Mathy, what do you got for the Cubs game?

**Slim** · 07-16-10, 04:29 PM

Nice job Mathy with the under in the Cubs game.

**treece** · 07-16-10, 07:40 PM

now the 9-5ers have 2 days off to recoop,

**navyhawk** · 07-16-10, 08:46 PM

I guess you could s.ell weed that is 9pm to 5 am

**Albert Pujols** · 07-17-10, 01:28 AM

Working is good for the social aspect, if nothing else. If you are an antisocial loser, then by all means, stay home and scalp your way to 30k.

**maquina** · 07-17-10, 01:28 AM

no one is successful if he works from 9 to 5.

**Albert Pujols** · 07-17-10, 01:46 AM

Originally posted by maquina

no one is successful if he works from 9 to 5.

What's your definition of successful? My friend has just a bachelor's in engineering and now pulls in 180k in management at age 33. I would call that success.

**mathdotcom** · 07-17-10, 03:05 PM

Success is never dreading the day ahead. How many 9-5ers like getting up in the morning and sing in their car on way to work because they are pumped to push papers or rotate tires?

**Slim** · 07-19-10, 09:41 AM

Originally posted by Albert Pujols

What's your definition of successful? My friend has just a bachelor's in engineering and now pulls in 180k in management at age 33. I would call that success.

He gets most of his money taken away for taxes. How fukking great is that?

**mathdotcom** · 07-19-10, 10:00 AM

50k gambling = 80k in the office, and thats before accounting for the lifestyle perks

surprisingly LESS stress in this line of work

**michalis** · 07-19-10, 10:09 AM

I guess I am a loser with job too, hoping one day I can afford being an unemployed bum

**babyanni** · 07-19-10, 10:49 AM

Originally posted by treece

now the 9-5ers have 2 days off to recoop,

i've got a case of the mondays

**Slim** · 07-19-10, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by mathdotcom

50k gambling = 80k in the office, and thats before accounting for the lifestyle perks

surprisingly LESS stress in this line of work

Mathy knows what he's doing.

**icecapper** · 07-19-10, 06:14 PM

I enjoy this. In my last year of slaving to build then bankroll then stepping up to the big leagues.

**BeatTheJerk** · 07-19-10, 06:24 PM

What if you work 9 to 7 are you a bigger loser ? That was my schedule today you math f u c k.

**TheLock** · 07-19-10, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by mathdotcom

50k gambling = 80k in the office, and thats before accounting for the lifestyle perks

surprisingly LESS stress in this line of work

Less stress how?

You mean like needed the FLA bullpen to hold that 1 run lead with 6 outs to go?

Hoping a heart doesn't come on the river?

Watching as a meaningless bucket hits in college hoops to bury your under?

Lol. Please. I love sports betting but my real job is way less stressful.

**durito** · 07-19-10, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by TheLock

Less stress how?

You mean like needed the FLA bullpen to hold that 1 run lead with 6 outs to go?

Hoping a heart doesn't come on the river?

Watching as a meaningless bucket hits in college hoops to bury your under?

Lol. Please. I love sports betting but my real job is way less stressful.

I find it less stressful than when I worked in an office, but my job there was high stress. I guess I'm just numb to the BS by now though.

**mrmarket** · 07-19-10, 08:37 PM

If wolverine fukked my broad I would be passive aggressive as well.

**poker_dummy101** · 07-19-10, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by mathdotcom

50k gambling = 80k in the office, and thats before accounting for the lifestyle perks

80k gambling = 50k in office

**mathdotcom** · 07-19-10, 09:05 PM

Originally posted by poker_dummy101

80k gambling = 50k in office

When you win $1000 at CRIS, is $300 deducted for income tax, pension plans, employment insurance, etc.?

Fix your equation son

**GELATINOUS CUBE** · 07-19-10, 09:28 PM

WHATdaFUCC?

**GELATINOUS CUBE** · 07-19-10, 09:29 PM

ohhh-
'9-5ers'
they're-always-broke

**mathdotcom** · 07-19-10, 09:35 PM

9-5ers have been shown to have shorter life spans and smaller peckers. Also onset of E.D. arrives sooner.

**OverUnder** · 07-19-10, 11:18 PM