If you work 9-5 you are a fukkin loser

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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #211
    Originally posted by Slim
    I'm sure Mathy tells the IRS to go fuk himself.

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    • mrmarket
      SBR MVP
      • 01-26-10
      • 4953

      #212
      Originally posted by Slim
      I'm sure Mathy tells the IRS to go fuk himself.
      Negative. I'll give you a clue. I have a question aboot your T4 eh?

      Or something I would get:Nous parlons juste Francais ici monsieur. Si vous voulez faire vos impôts en Anglais vous devrez aller à une autre province calice de chien salle.
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      • mathdotcom
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-24-08
        • 11689

        #213
        Originally posted by mrmarket
        Negative. I'll give you a clue. I have a question aboot your T4 eh?

        Or something I would get:Nous parlons juste Francais ici monsieur. Si vous voulez faire vos impôts en Anglais vous devrez aller à une autre province calice de chien salle.
        Wow a frog who knows something about taxes and not just how to cash Alberta-stamped cheques.
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        • mrmarket
          SBR MVP
          • 01-26-10
          • 4953

          #214
          Share motherfukker!
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          • Slim
            SBR MVP
            • 11-13-08
            • 4722

            #215
            Yes
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #216
              I get a kick out of this thread
              Lol
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              • TR88
                Restricted User
                • 06-10-10
                • 9364

                #217
                Fuk... I just came to work......well free money I guess....cause I dont do shit at work....
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                • mathdotcom
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-24-08
                  • 11689

                  #218
                  Just woke up and let a couple rip... lounging around with coffee in hand looking at the card, making a few posts
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                  • Regul8er
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-06-07
                    • 10666

                    #219
                    9-5 is the life. Nothing beats it!
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                    • wtf
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-22-08
                      • 12983

                      #220
                      mathy living large, do not doubt it for a moment
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                      • TheLock
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 04-06-08
                        • 14427

                        #221
                        I get payed a lot of money for the amount of work I do. The benny's are great and the pile of $$$$ for retirement keeps growing.

                        I love being a 9-5 sucker (actually a 1:00 PM - 11:30 PM sucker who works 4 days a week).
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                        • Slim
                          SBR MVP
                          • 11-13-08
                          • 4722

                          #222
                          Mathy, what do you got for the Cubs game?
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                          • Slim
                            SBR MVP
                            • 11-13-08
                            • 4722

                            #223
                            Nice job Mathy with the under in the Cubs game.
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                            • treece
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 11-28-07
                              • 6298

                              #224
                              now the 9-5ers have 2 days off to recoop,
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                              • navyhawk
                                SBR High Roller
                                • 05-08-10
                                • 184

                                #225
                                I guess you could s.ell weed that is 9pm to 5 am
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                                • Albert Pujols
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 06-01-10
                                  • 1670

                                  #226
                                  Working is good for the social aspect, if nothing else. If you are an antisocial loser, then by all means, stay home and scalp your way to 30k.
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                                  • maquina
                                    SBR High Roller
                                    • 05-23-10
                                    • 146

                                    #227
                                    no one is successful if he works from 9 to 5.
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                                    • Albert Pujols
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 06-01-10
                                      • 1670

                                      #228
                                      Originally posted by maquina
                                      no one is successful if he works from 9 to 5.
                                      What's your definition of successful? My friend has just a bachelor's in engineering and now pulls in 180k in management at age 33. I would call that success.
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                                      • mathdotcom
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 03-24-08
                                        • 11689

                                        #229
                                        Success is never dreading the day ahead. How many 9-5ers like getting up in the morning and sing in their car on way to work because they are pumped to push papers or rotate tires?
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                                        • Slim
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 11-13-08
                                          • 4722

                                          #230
                                          Originally posted by Albert Pujols
                                          What's your definition of successful? My friend has just a bachelor's in engineering and now pulls in 180k in management at age 33. I would call that success.
                                          He gets most of his money taken away for taxes. How fukking great is that?
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                                          • mathdotcom
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-24-08
                                            • 11689

                                            #231
                                            50k gambling = 80k in the office, and thats before accounting for the lifestyle perks

                                            surprisingly LESS stress in this line of work
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                                            • michalis
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 01-02-10
                                              • 1439

                                              #232
                                              I guess I am a loser with job too, hoping one day I can afford being an unemployed bum
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                                              • babyanni
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 09-23-09
                                                • 1780

                                                #233
                                                Originally posted by treece
                                                now the 9-5ers have 2 days off to recoop,
                                                i've got a case of the mondays
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                                                • Slim
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 11-13-08
                                                  • 4722

                                                  #234
                                                  Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                                  50k gambling = 80k in the office, and thats before accounting for the lifestyle perks

                                                  surprisingly LESS stress in this line of work
                                                  Mathy knows what he's doing.
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                                                  • icecapper
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 09-29-09
                                                    • 788

                                                    #235
                                                    I enjoy this. In my last year of slaving to build then bankroll then stepping up to the big leagues.
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                                                    • BeatTheJerk
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 08-19-07
                                                      • 31794

                                                      #236
                                                      What if you work 9 to 7 are you a bigger loser ? That was my schedule today you math f u c k.
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                                                      • TheLock
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 04-06-08
                                                        • 14427

                                                        #237
                                                        Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                                        50k gambling = 80k in the office, and thats before accounting for the lifestyle perks

                                                        surprisingly LESS stress in this line of work

                                                        Less stress how?

                                                        You mean like needed the FLA bullpen to hold that 1 run lead with 6 outs to go?

                                                        Hoping a heart doesn't come on the river?

                                                        Watching as a meaningless bucket hits in college hoops to bury your under?

                                                        Lol. Please. I love sports betting but my real job is way less stressful.
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                                                        • durito
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 07-03-06
                                                          • 13173

                                                          #238
                                                          Originally posted by TheLock
                                                          Less stress how?

                                                          You mean like needed the FLA bullpen to hold that 1 run lead with 6 outs to go?

                                                          Hoping a heart doesn't come on the river?

                                                          Watching as a meaningless bucket hits in college hoops to bury your under?

                                                          Lol. Please. I love sports betting but my real job is way less stressful.

                                                          I find it less stressful than when I worked in an office, but my job there was high stress. I guess I'm just numb to the BS by now though.
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                                                          • mrmarket
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 01-26-10
                                                            • 4953

                                                            #239
                                                            If wolverine fukked my broad I would be passive aggressive as well.
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                                                            • poker_dummy101
                                                              Restricted User
                                                              • 11-03-08
                                                              • 6395

                                                              #240
                                                              Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                                              50k gambling = 80k in the office, and thats before accounting for the lifestyle perks
                                                              80k gambling = 50k in office
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                                                              • mathdotcom
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 03-24-08
                                                                • 11689

                                                                #241
                                                                Originally posted by poker_dummy101
                                                                80k gambling = 50k in office
                                                                When you win $1000 at CRIS, is $300 deducted for income tax, pension plans, employment insurance, etc.?

                                                                Fix your equation son
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                                                                • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 08-09-09
                                                                  • 4534

                                                                  #242
                                                                  WHATdaFUCC?
                                                                  blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                                                                  mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                                                                  gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                                                                  overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                                                                  • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 08-09-09
                                                                    • 4534

                                                                    #243
                                                                    ohhh-
                                                                    '9-5ers'
                                                                    they're-always-broke
                                                                    blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                                                                    mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                                                                    gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                                                                    overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                                                                    • mathdotcom
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 03-24-08
                                                                      • 11689

                                                                      #244
                                                                      9-5ers have been shown to have shorter life spans and smaller peckers. Also onset of E.D. arrives sooner.
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                                                                      • OverUnder
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 12-31-09
                                                                        • 3126

                                                                        #245
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