If you work 9-5 you are a fukkin loser

[TR88]

[SprayBoy]

I've got it made at my average paying job, decent benefits. I stay active all day... so I am not turning into a fatass like 65% of the country who sit on their fatass all day on a computer or sit an their ass all day at home unemployed. I basically set my own hours, the hot coworkers, I am legend status at the place. The girls cream themselves when I come to their rescue. Not sure If I ever posted my job on here but try and guess it. I found my own personal American dream in the last place you would ever look and turned it a winning situation. The work isn't even work to me, I own it with my eyes closed and everybody in the entire town knows it and looks for me at my job. I don't need more fukkn money I make it work all u need is good credit and able to do a little fukkn math.... and now i have what i call my "bonus" w/gambling... It took me a year to figure this shit out but I'm making a profit these days.

I fukkn love my life

I used 2 weeks of vacation recently and timed it so I could work hard on NCAAF, NFL and the start of the MLB playoffs and it worked out pretty good. Hell, I missed my job and coworkers by the time I returned but they missed me more.

The original thread creator is a moron

The only fukkin (9-5. 7-4, 11-7 etc) losers are the people who can't hold down a decent 8 hour job for more than 6-12 months at any one place and all they dream of is hitting it big and being a fukkn rich asshole and not having to lift a finger the rest of their lives unless it is to shove food down their throat. No work ethic at all.

Basically I just described Colin Farrell's role as Bobby Pellitt in Horrible Bosses... he was in it for one reason, TO DIE.

...stop being jealous, u know I am not lying. average paying job, some benefits... I just turned the rest of it into something I love 5 days a week, I found every little thing about the job that I liked and focused on those things and turned it into an advantage for me.

and to everybody else who has done the same... good shit

P.S. - Horrible Bosses is a good time, watch it. It is also the best thing Jennifer Aniston has ever done... I hate that lady. It made me think to myself, I have never once thought at work that I would like to kill my boss... my boss is great.

You seem like the absolute definition of a douchebag. Wow....words can't even describe. Hugest case of an over inflated sense of self worth, have some modesty ffs

[vinny89121]

9-5 is the hours that i sleep. Then i get up, have a smoke and a brew, then I go out as darkness falls and rob people, then gamble the proceeds away on baseball.

Rinse and repeat.

looks like were in the same boat

[ThaTopMoron]

You seem like the absolute definition of a douchebag. Wow....words can't even describe. Hugest case of an over inflated sense of self worth, have some modesty ffs

never fukkn heard of ya pal

I really am legend status at work. nobody has stepped up to match what i do, they watch in amazement, especially; when first hired. I train people for a reason.

so fukk off, why don't you strive to be the best at your job? my self worth at work is high, get over it. its mine and i worked at it for years. a douchebag would be saying oh look at me i got this huge ass house... my wife is a trophy, my bank account is huge... oh look at this new car i just bought, its my monday car. you see me doing that? no... i don't have that kinda money and never will, i don't dream gambling will eventually lead me to quitting my job... that's a dream, not reality.

get your facts str8
not everybody on the forums that isn't rich is depressed, or hate their job / modest life

[ThaTopMoron]

Even wealthy people works 9-5, although they typically have their own schedule but do still get up early in the morning like everyone else. It's just part of life kid, get use to it. You not going to make a living gambling or hoping money comes to you.

this guy

[SprayBoy]

never fukkn heard of ya pal

I really am legend status at work. nobody has stepped up to match what i do, they watch in amazement, especially; when first hired. I train people for a reason.

so fukk off, why don't you strive to be the best at your job? my self worth at work is high, get over it. its mine and i worked at it for years. a douchebag would be saying oh look at me i got this huge ass house... my wife is a trophy, my bank account is huge... oh look at this new car i just bought, its my monday car. you see me doing that? no... i don't have that kinda money and never will, i don't dream gambling will eventually lead me to quitting my job... that's a dream, not reality.

get your facts str8
not everybody on the forums is depressed, or hate their job / modest life

Whether or not you've heard of me before is irrelevant. I'm saying that when you're a self-proclaimed "legend" at work, that you have some issues. I happen to do great at my job, I just happen not to go around with an over inflated sense of self worth about it. And what facts are you referring to? I directly quoted what you said and then said you come across like a huge douchebag. Re-read what you wrote and try and tell me that's not a reasonable conclusion. You just happen to remind me perfectly of a guy I know in person who thinks he is a "legend" but is just literally the most self absorbed ignorant son of a bitch ever. Modesty my friend...try it!

[ThaTopMoron]

Whether or not you've heard of me before is irrelevant. I'm saying that when you're a self-proclaimed "legend" at work, that you have some issues. I happen to do great at my job, I just happen not to go around with an over inflated sense of self worth about it. And what facts are you referring to? I directly quoted what you said and then said you come across like a huge douchebag. Re-read what you wrote and try and tell me that's not a reasonable conclusion. You just happen to remind me perfectly of a guy I know in person who thinks he is a "legend" but is just literally the most self absorbed ignorant son of a bitch ever. Modesty my friend...try it!

the stats... i lost em

i typed up a big old response to clarify a lot to you as it seems you just don't want me to be like this guy you work with or hoping i am not

i will not post it tho unless you want me too as it ended up being a big post

so here is a little something lol

you should tell this guy u work with... that he may be a legend to himself... but if all he does is try to convince other people of it he will never be one to anyone else. i am lucky as i was naturally more shy and laid back when i first started and never claimed to be anything... just went about my work trying to perfect it day after day after day, would be friendly with anyone who was equally nice to me. i learned people will eventually come to you and proclaim you a legend or the best or whatever, even when you never cared to think of it like that yourself... you can't force it on people... and after they do say it, you just need to say thank you for the compliment and move along, or bring it up as a joke now and then, people love someone who can get em to laugh

think of it like this,

Peyton Manning comes off to the masses as the humble star, and look at all the people who call him one of the GOAT... or say Kurt Warner, same thing with him.

.... on the other hand, in a short timespan i have noticed a lot of people do not like A.Rodgers because he comes off as cocky, arrogant and a jerk (I love to watch him play tho)

i hope you agree

i mean come on... even here at SBR people who post and try to claim to be the best ever get ridiculed and hated on... the quiet winners and true legends stay in the background, their threads buried back on page 5 of PT

[hawley]

^ I do not even understand what you are trying to say

[HAPPY BOY]

got all the cookies on this side of the fence. paid the price, sucked it up. now Im the one in the drivers seat... sweet!

[JBC77]

Welcome to the real world son. Another day in debt serfdom.

[yisman]

the stats... i lost em

i typed up a big old response to clarify a lot to you as it seems you just don't want me to be like this guy you work with or hoping i am not

i will not post it tho unless you want me too as it ended up being a big post

so here is a little something lol

[mathdotcom]

classic thread

shouldn't you guys be working or are you on your lunch break?

[Lo-CalDallasBuKe]

10 Reasons You Should Never Get a Job July 21st, 2006 by Steve Pavlina Just for fun I recently asked Erin, “Now that the kids are in summer school, don’t you think it’s about time you went out and got yourself a job? I hate seeing you wallow in unemployment for so long.” She smiled and said, “Wow. I have been unemployed a really long time. That’s weird… I like it!” Neither of us have had jobs since the ’90s (my only job was in 1992), so we’ve been self-employed for quite a while. In our household it’s a running joke for one of us to say to the other, “Maybe you should get a job, derelict!” It’s like the scene in The Three Stooges where Moe tells Curly to get a job, and Curly backs away, saying, “No, please… not that! Anything but that!” It’s funny that when people reach a certain age, such as after graduating college, they assume it’s time to go out and get a job. But like many things the masses do, just because everyone does it doesn’t mean it’s a good idea. In fact, if you’re reasonably intelligent, getting a job is one of the worst things you can do to support yourself. There are far better ways to make a living than selling yourself into indentured servitude. Here are some reasons you should do everything in your power to avoid getting a job: 1. Income for dummies. Getting a job and trading your time for money may seem like a good idea. There’s only one problem with it. It’s stupid! It’s the stupidest way you can possibly generate income! This is truly income for dummies. Why is getting a job so dumb? Because you only get paid when you’re working. Don’t you see a problem with that, or have you been so thoroughly brainwashed into thinking it’s reasonable and intelligent to only earn income when you’re working? Have you never considered that it might be better to be paid even when you’re not working? Who taught you that you could only earn income while working? Some other brainwashed employee perhaps? Don’t you think your life would be much easier if you got paid while you were eating, sleeping, and playing with the kids too? Why not get paid 24/7? Get paid whether you work or not. Don’t your plants grow even when you aren’t tending to them? Why not your bank account? Who cares how many hours you work? Only a handful of people on this entire planet care how much time you spend at the office. Most of us won’t even notice whether you work 6 hours a week or 60. But if you have something of value to provide that matters to us, a number of us will be happy to pull out our wallets and pay you for it. We don’t care about your time — we only care enough to pay for the value we receive. Do you really care how long it took me to write this article? Would you pay me twice as much if it took me 6 hours vs. only 3? Non-dummies often start out on the traditional income for dummies path. So don’t feel bad if you’re just now realizing you’ve been suckered. Non-dummies eventually realize that trading time for money is indeed extremely dumb and that there must be a better way. And of course there is a better way. The key is to de-couple your value from your time. Smart people build systems that generate income 24/7, especially passive income. This can include starting a business, building a web site, becoming an investor, or generating royalty income from creative work. The system delivers the ongoing value to people and generates income from it, and once it’s in motion, it runs continuously whether you tend to it or not. From that moment on, the bulk of your time can be invested in increasing your income (by refining your system or spawning new ones) instead of merely maintaining your income. This web site is an example of such a system. At the time of this writing, it generates about $9000 a month in income for me (update: $40,000 a month as of 10/31/06), and it isn’t my only income stream either. I write each article just once (fixed time investment), and people can extract value from them year after year. The web server delivers the value, and other systems (most of which I didn’t even build and don’t even understand) collect income and deposit it automatically into my bank account. It’s not perfectly passive, but I love writing and would do it for free anyway. But of course it cost me a lot of money to launch this business, right? Um, yeah, $9 is an awful lot these days (to register the domain name). Everything after that was profit. Sure it takes some upfront time and effort to design and implement your own income-generating systems. But you don’t have to reinvent the wheel — feel free to use existing systems like ad networks and affiliate programs. Once you get going, you won’t have to work so many hours to support yourself. Wouldn’t it be nice to be out having dinner with your spouse, knowing that while you’re eating, you’re earning money? If you want to keep working long hours because you enjoy it, go right ahead. If you want to sit around doing nothing, feel free. As long as your system continues delivering value to others, you’ll keep getting paid whether you’re working or not. Your local bookstore is filled with books containing workable systems others have already designed, tested, and debugged. Nobody is born knowing how to start a business or generate investment income, but you can easily learn it. How long it takes you to figure it out is irrelevant because the time is going to pass anyway. You might as well emerge at some future point as the owner of income-generating systems as opposed to a lifelong wage slave. This isn’t all or nothing. If your system only generates a few hundred dollars a month, that’s a significant step in the right direction. 2. Limited experience. You might think it’s important to get a job to gain experience. But that’s like saying you should play golf to get experience playing golf. You gain experience from living, regardless of whether you have a job or not. A job only gives you experience at that job, but you gain ”experience” doing just about anything, so that’s no real benefit at all. Sit around doing nothing for a couple years, and you can call yourself an experienced meditator, philosopher, or politician. The problem with getting experience from a job is that you usually just repeat the same limited experience over and over. You learn a lot in the beginning and then stagnate. This forces you to miss other experiences that would be much more valuable. And if your limited skill set ever becomes obsolete, then your experience won’t be worth squat. In fact, ask yourself what the experience you’re gaining right now will be worth in 20-30 years. Will your job even exist then? Consider this. Which experience would you rather gain? The knowledge of how to do a specific job really well — one that you can only monetize by trading your time for money – or the knowledge of how to enjoy financial abundance for the rest of your life without ever needing a job again? Now I don’t know about you, but I’d rather have the latter experience. That seems a lot more useful in the real world, wouldn’t you say? 3. Lifelong domestication. Getting a job is like enrolling in a human domestication program. You learn how to be a good pet. Look around you. Really look. What do you see? Are these the surroundings of a free human being? Or are you living in a cage for unconscious animals? Have you fallen in love with the color beige? How’s your obedience training coming along? Does your master reward your good behavior? Do you get disciplined if you fail to obey your master’s commands? Is there any spark of free will left inside you? Or has your conditioning made you a pet for life? Humans are not meant to be raised in cages. You poor thing… 4. Too many mouths to feed. Employee income is the most heavily taxed there is. In the USA you can expect that about half your salary will go to taxes. The tax system is designed to disguise how much you’re really giving up because some of those taxes are paid by your employer, and some are deducted from your paycheck. But you can bet that from your employer’s perspective, all of those taxes are considered part of your pay, as well as any other compensation you receive such as benefits. Even the rent for the office space you consume is considered, so you must generate that much more value to cover it. You might feel supported by your corporate environment, but keep in mind that you’re the one paying for it. Another chunk of your income goes to owners and investors. That’s a lot of mouths to feed. It isn’t hard to understand why employees pay the most in taxes relative to their income. After all, who has more control over the tax system? Business owners and investors or employees? You only get paid a fraction of the real value you generate. Your real salary may be more than triple what you’re paid, but most of that money you’ll never see. It goes straight into other people’s pockets. What a generous person you are! 5. Way too risky. Many employees believe getting a job is the safest and most secure way to support themselves. Morons. Social conditioning is amazing. It’s so good it can even make people believe the exact opposite of the truth. Does putting yourself in a position where someone else can turn off all your income just by saying two words (”You’re fired”) sound like a safe and secure situation to you? Does having only one income stream honestly sound more secure than having 10? The idea that a job is the most secure way to generate income is just silly. You can’t have security if you don’t have control, and employees have the least control of anyone. 6. Having an evil bovine master. When you run into an idiot in the entrepreneurial world, you can turn around and head the other way. When you run into an idiot in the corporate world, you have to turn around and say, “Sorry, boss.” Did you know that the word boss comes from the Dutch word baas, which historically means master? Another meaning of the word boss is “a cow or bovine.” And in many video games, the boss is the evil dude that you have to kill at the end of a level. So if your boss is really your evil bovine master, then what does that make you? Nothing but a turd in the herd. Who’s your daddy? 7. Begging for money. When you want to increase your income, do you have to sit up and beg your master for more money? Does it feel good to be thrown some extra Scooby Snacks now and then? Or are you free to decide how much you get paid without needing anyone’s permission but your own? If you have a business and one customer says “no” to you, you simply say “next.” 8. An inbred social life. Many people treat their jobs as their primary social outlet. They hang out with the same people working in the same field. Such incestuous relations are social dead ends. An exciting day includes deep conversations about the company’s switch from Sparkletts to Arrowhead, the delay of Microsoft’s latest operating system, and the unexpected delivery of more Bic pens. Consider what it would be like to go outside and talk to strangers. Ooooh… scary! Better stay inside where it’s safe. If one of your co-slaves gets sold to another master, do you lose a friend? If you work in a male-dominated field, does that mean you never get to talk to women above the rank of receptionist? Why not decide for yourself whom to socialize with instead of letting your master decide for you? Believe it or not, there are locations on this planet where free people congregate. Just be wary of those jobless folk — they’re a crazy bunch! 9. Loss of freedom. It takes a lot of effort to tame a human being into an employee. The first thing you have to do is break the human’s independent will. A good way to do this is to give them a weighty policy manual filled with nonsensical rules and regulations. This leads the new employee to become more obedient, fearing that s/he could be disciplined at any minute for something incomprehensible. Thus, the employee will likely conclude it’s safest to simply obey the master’s commands without question. Stir in some office politics for good measure, and we’ve got a freshly minted mind slave. As part of their obedience training, employees must be taught how to dress, talk, move, and so on. We can’t very well have employees thinking for themselves, now can we? That would ruin everything. God forbid you should put a plant on your desk when it’s against the company policy. Oh no, it’s the end of the world! Cindy has a plant on her desk! Summon the enforcers! Send Cindy back for another round of sterility training! Free human beings think such rules and regulations are silly of course. The only policy they need is: “Be smart. Be nice. Do what you love. Have fun.” 10. Becoming a coward. Have you noticed that employed people have an almost endless capacity to whine about problems at their companies? But they don’t really want solutions – they just want to vent and make excuses why it’s all someone else’s fault. It’s as if getting a job somehow drains all the free will out of people and turns them into spineless cowards. If you can’t call your boss a jerk now and then without fear of getting fired, you’re no longer free. You’ve become your master’s property. When you work around cowards all day long, don’t you think it’s going to rub off on you? Of course it will. It’s only a matter of time before you sacrifice the noblest parts of your humanity on the altar of fear: first courage… then honesty… then honor and integrity… and finally your independent will. You sold your humanity for nothing but an illusion. And now your greatest fear is discovering the truth of what you’ve become. I don’t care how badly you’ve been beaten down. It is never too late to regain your courage. Never! Still want a job? If you’re currently a well-conditioned, well-behaved employee, your most likely reaction to the above will be defensiveness. It’s all part of the conditioning. But consider that if the above didn’t have a grain of truth to it, you wouldn’t have an emotional reaction at all. This is only a reminder of what you already know. You can deny your cage all you want, but the cage is still there. Perhaps this all happened so gradually that you never noticed it until now… like a lobster enjoying a nice warm bath. If any of this makes you mad, that’s a step in the right direction. Anger is a higher level of consciousness than apathy, so it’s a lot better than being numb all the time. Any emotion — even confusion — is better than apathy. If you work through your feelings instead of repressing them, you’ll soon emerge on the doorstep of courage. And when that happens, you’ll have the will to actually do something about your situation and start living like the powerful human being you were meant to be instead of the domesticated pet you’ve been trained to be. Happily jobless What’s the alternative to getting a job? The alternative is to remain happily jobless for life and to generate income through other means. Realize that you earn income by providing value — not time – so find a way to provide your best value to others, and charge a fair price for it. One of the simplest and most accessible ways is to start your own business. Whatever work you’d otherwise do via employment, find a way to provide that same value directly to those who will benefit most from it. It takes a bit more time to get going, but your freedom is easily worth the initial investment of time and energy. Then you can buy your own Scooby Snacks for a change.

This article makes some great points which I agree with.

Too bad many people are either ill informed or rather go the safer route of working for someone else and getting paid than risk doing something on their own and failing.

[priskilla22]

You wake up every morning, get dressed up, drive to work.
You get out of your car, and as you slam the door shut you realize this is your 100342th day at work doing the same thing over and over. Each step towards the building makes you sick to your stomach. You're in the elevator dreading the moment it reaches your floor.

Then you get out, and have to put the stupid fake smile on your face and say hello to everyone on your way to your cubicle or work station. You boot up your computer and your email is already full of

"Can you do this for me before noon? Thanks."
"Please be advised that today is <insert stupid="" fake="" like="" aids="" awareness="" day="">, and so at 2pm everyone must come down to the lobby for a quick info session followed by tea and stale cookies"
"Hi, I glanced over that report you submitted. Even though I didn't read much, I think you should re-do it. Thanks, management."

You count the minutes until it is quitting time only to go home and get a bunch of bills in the mail. You are going nowhere and have no hope unless you hit the jackpot.

That is why you should gamble.

I'd rather work 7 AM to 9 PM than look like you. I'm charming, but I doubt I could get laid with that face you have.

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[ThaTopMoron]

I'd rather work 7 AM to 9 PM than look like you. I'm charming, but I doubt I could get laid with that face you have.

[laclippers504]

Guess I'm a loser lol

[ChuckyTheGoat]

classic thread

shouldn't you guys be working or are you on your lunch break?

Original post was great. Very accurate.

An "Office Space" feel to it for sure. Sometimes the truth hurts.

[ThaTopMoron]

Guess I'm a loser lol

with the money u made recently you could be fine without a job for a couple years

[mrmarket]

What a classic thread. The amount of retards who went into this thread and subsequently insult his cokk hardening handsome avatar never ceases to amaze me.Guy was laughing 24/7. Good to see independent thought died long ago. Makes things easier for the rest of us.

[mrmarket]

Mathy posting history is like that kid shaking the ant farm so all the tunnels collapse and they come buzzing up to the surface angry as fukk.

[priskilla22]

Mathy posting history is like that kid shaking the ant farm so all the tunnels collapse and they come buzzing up to the surface angry as fukk.

At the end of the day, he still looks like a below average looking hobbit, so he still loses at life.

If he is rich, women will fukk him for money, and then try to kill him off a few years after the marriage to get rid of him.

Great life.

[laclippers504]

with the money u made recently you could be fine without a job for a couple years

Especially since I'm single. But aside from the paperwork I like my job. And its a great plus not having to pay for decent health insurance.

[xfrozenx]

Very good haha...but I have to work, just got married and I work for my wife and I, our future, I gamble for fun. If I was good enough to make it a living or knew how, I would. But, everyone has losing streaks and when they come, you may stress...depending on what your bankroll looks like.

I work 4am to 3pm-5pm every day. I deliver bread and cakes to people making 700 to 1000 a week, it's not bad pay but I'm going to school for network security to work from home, I can't wait. If I could work from home every day, I would! Teach me how to gamble to pay my bills! lol

[mathdotcom]

Guys I am big time and out source everything.

Looking to add a few stiffs to do some errands for me here at MDC Industries. Send me a PM.

[boneheaded1]

Nice post, filled with sarcasm and anger.

must be nice to live of your winnings, eh math?

9-5 er here. Sometimes I hate it, sometimes I'm good with it. But I like the 401K, health care coverage (me and the family), and the fact that I set my own hours and can work from home regularly as long I get the job done, Oh yeah, and the $80K plus bonus ain't so bad either.

Enjoy your pork and beans, math.

[gangeriver]

some of people start at 5 AM, like me I don't have any complaint

[mathdotcom]

You may be better looking but my big time status gets me girls you could only dream of getting

Like the famous book... there are ACES and there are FACES

[tatommack]

That lotto winners show really makes me want to win it even more. To all the friends that come running for a hand out Fu

[ronald]

It's no coincidence that Mathy is feared by ALL offshore books.

He is also the SBR poster of the year for the last 4 years in a row.

Amazing.

And I should mention that, thanks to Mathy, I was able to meet and have dinner with ROY HALLADAY.

The guy is well-connected.

[frostno98]

Love this thread, great way of disrespecting the entire working class in America. Go tell the US military while your at it, who works 24-7 for a can of beans to protect this country from your lame ungrateful @SSes.

[mathdotcom]

Broads are interested in status not looks

Look at me dining on grapes

[robmpink]

Broads are interested in status not looks

Look at me dining on grapes

Did you pick up that heffer to the right at the farm show?Do you have no shame posting that?

[mathdotcom]

They are all the same inside robmpink

[robmpink]

They are all the same inside robmpink

lol, at least she will keep you warm at night.

[mathdotcom]

rob you are right though, it is best not to be seen with them in public