How to seduce a woman

[brooks85]

^just like you can't decide who is going to make up lies like kraken does routinely. He is the next acoochy, only a matter of time.

[The Kraken]

^just like you can't decide who is going to make up lies like kraken does routinely. He is the next acoochy, only a matter of time.

You and Steve are two peas in a pod.

But I never lied. You took a facebook meme to heart and believed it, so you made a post about it and appropriately got called out for being dumb.

[stevek173]

You don't get to decide who posts in your thread.

But you can decide which posts you respond to

Comprende, fukko?

Dont forget, one of us is a stiff, the other isn't

So before you talk about acts, lets not forget how you stiffed IaG.

Not at all and at no point did I say I wouldn't pay her, FW still has the opportunity to collect with interest for her at his leisure as he agreed to do in written form and as she assigned for him to do.

I still await those arrangements.

You seem pretty bored though and boring as well so when that happens sometimes people who troll at 1 am on a Saturday morning have nothing else to do but troll and try to make other peoples' business theirs, as a result of a lack of life of their own.

I still await that meet up information from FW.

[RockBottom]

Kraken, I devalued anything you post long ago so it's of no consequence to me whatsoever. It doesn't do anything for me but I get that it does for some, just not my cup of tea and so I don't care.

If you don't like anything in life, don't look at it. That's easy.

But you already knew that.

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I don't like paying bills. Unlike you, I pay them.

[IAG]

Not at all and at no point did I say I wouldn't pay her, FW still has the opportunity to collect with interest for her at his leisure as he agreed to do in written form and as she assigned for him to do.

I still await that meet up information from FW.

Quit posting this bullshit thief.

Nothing was assigned. If you're not going to pay ME back the money you owe ME, at least have the balls to own it. This FW excuse stuff is false, and tiring.


13 to go Kraken!

[The Kraken]

Steve, as an accomplished musician, Im gonna gice you some advice. Get off forums and go try to not suck. Since you're aspiring, thats a good first step. Second, learn classical including how to utilize the circle of fifths. Now leave me the fukk alone and go practice strumming away to Kings of Leon

[DwightShrute]

[reigle9]

I have points to pay back, or that would've been more.

Lol @ kraken replying to this thread. brb, reading all of the terrible replies

[reigle9]

I find $100 helps. $200 if she's super hot.

goat

Step 1

Go out drinking together. Get her drunk.

Step 2

Just whip it out in the car.

It's that simple.

sounds kinda rapey

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[stevek173]

I just aim to be gicen more advice by Kracen, Fairwaircing and IcG as per Kracen's spelling accomplishments.

Dude if you are a keyboard warrior and can't even get the keys right -

What's the point?

I still awaiting Fairwarning's writtien agreement that he made to be honored. I now offer more interest.
At least I gave TGF some more garbage to babble about. Enjoy all things you enjoy in life - they don't last forever

[stevek173]

Anyway back to the point of this thread. I went to another town I like by a ravine. There was a horse there. I had other business there but it's a nice place to chill for a bit. Cool day today just doing random stuff. Might polish it off with a few brews and a POF or Tind, Idk.

Just kind of in a different mode today, to be honest, so it's cool. It's actually always the same.

If anyone knows or even remotely knows a member of this band I would give them or FW a LOT of interest to sign my acoustic. Yes, I would instantly pay first. Box seats with Fairwarning's money will be done regardless so either way it works I guess.

Not to sell at all.

That's a lifelong keepsake.

I still don't see any proud TGFers going Pro here except my man The Kraken who can't even get his keys right.

Anyway about all that,

Still waiting for Fairwarning to get back to me.

Babble away, TGFers.

[JIBBBY]

Be yourself... Don't fake stuff.. If she doesn't bite on the realness then she's not for you!!!.. Don't be too picky either, look in the mirror and see yourself and rate yourself..

Hot chicks you win over with lies and or promises of money and fancy things is fun for about a month tops, then reality sets in.... Those relationships usually end up ugly..

The hotter the chick the more it's a pain in the ass because hot chicks have entitlement issues and are use to getting things based off their looks as well.. I run from that shiiit these days.....

Get a dog if you're fat and ugly, jerk off and call it a day...

[stevek173]

Back to the point of this thread the vibe is out to a woman I dig in a little town. I'm sure I'll fail but it's out via her friends and that's cool. I'm sure I have no chance but I'm not there much so whatever. I'm just glad I made her smile twice to be honest, both were beautiful.

Some other stuff so probably laying low with the females for a bit, I'll keep you guys posted.

[stevek173]

Be yourself... Don't fake stuff.. If she doesn't bite on the realness then she's not for you!!!.. Don't be too picky either, look in the mirror and see yourself and rate yourself..

Hot chicks you win over with lies and or promises of money and fancy things is fun for about a month tops, then reality sets in.... Those relationships usually end up ugly..

The hotter the chick the more it's a pain in the ass because hot chicks have entitlement issues and are use to getting things based off their looks as well.. I run from that shiiit these days.....

Get a dog if you're fat and ugly, jerk off and call it a day...

Very solid post man and I deeply appreciate it. Nah I'm actually in great shape but that wasn't always true. It's fun to not be that way anymore.

I do think we differ a little in opinions about women but I appreciate you chiming in , very much so. I can tell that further conversations about situations could be cool.

I'm putting looking for girls on the back burner now as other things are picking up so I'm into that, but when actual stories happen they will be here.

[RockBottom]

Anyway back to the point of this thread. I went to another town I like by a ravine. There was a horse there. I had other business there but it's a nice place to chill for a bit. Cool day today just doing random stuff. Might polish it off with a few brews and a POF or Tind, Idk.

Just kind of in a different mode today, to be honest, so it's cool. It's actually always the same.

If anyone knows or even remotely knows a member of this band I would give them or FW a LOT of interest to sign my acoustic. Yes, I would instantly pay first. Box seats with Fairwarning's money will be done regardless so either way it works I guess.

Not to sell at all.

That's a lifelong keepsake.

I still don't see any proud TGFers going Pro here except my man The Kraken who can't even get his keys right.

Anyway about all that,

Still waiting for Fairwarning to get back to me.

Babble away, TGFers.

If I go pro, will you,pay IAG today?

[stevek173]

I pay FW in person when he honors his written agreement but you don't see me acknowledging you because unlike The Kraken who actually cares about this site, you don't.

Brb the Clash cover band is jamming and I'm due for vox and rhythm guitar.

[RockBottom]

Thanks for acknowledging my post. If you cared about the site so much, why do you have over 30K posts at GL?

[stevek173]

You're up pretty early for a troll.

I give you credit as a one of the hardest working trolls I have ever seen though I don't see being the best troll ever as a credible accomplishment. Is that your goal?

Do you have any functional hobbies? Trollism is counterproductive in the long run.
Congratulations. I respect your trollish goals, though your end game eludes me.

[RockBottom]

Does it rank higher than stiffing? Serious question.

For the record, I did sign up as a PRO last week, waiting on the status change. Now what'?

[stevek173]

I wouldn't know. I'm still waiting to hear from some dork that falsely agreed to meet me.

Trolling must get boring though.

I hope your Mom makes your meatloaf today, I really do.

You seem like you need more protein in your diet than your daily "accomplishments" are currently distributing.

[IAG]

I wouldn't know. I'm still waiting to hear from some dork that falsely agreed to meet me.

Trolling must get boring though.

I hope your Mom makes your meatloaf today, I really do.

You seem like you need more protein in your diet than your daily "accomplishments" are currently distributing.

He was going to meet you. YOU are the one who backed out as evryone knew you would. You just made that offer thinking he would never meet you for some reason. The debt was never assigned or anything other than FW agreeing to meet you on that particular day on which YOU backed out. Get your facts straight.

Had a $450 vet bill Friday, and likely another $500-1k tomorrow. You not being a thief and a stiff would have helped a little with that. You deserve everything that comes to you.

[stevek173]

Oh no, not another stern warning form stalker woman. IAG where am I eating and drinking today? I figure why not just let you run the show since you apparently are lame enough to keep track.

I don't know - leave the house once a month?

Anyway, he backed out but that's the past which doesn't matter.

So I look forward to the new place, time and date.

He has been eluding telling me that ACTUAL information for weeks, going on months now.

Go in the bathroom look in the mirror and tell yourself more lies then make up with yourself again then drop more meds all over the ground since you're too lost in your own insane nonsense to be organized. I used to think you're funny but you're not when you endorse the biggest piece of garbage scammer in the world and you're mindlessly loyal to a total spineless tool in your boyfriend. Then leave me alone and send him, thanks.


Thanks.

Any posts besides time, date and place from "him" are just babble and so I still wait.

GO BLACKHAWKS.

Also go pro or I don't have time anymore, thanks.

I'll be waiting for said arrangements, thanks for chiming in.

[stevek173]

Back to point of thread I admit I do like this girl whom I'm not even sure is half my age, definitely very legal though. I don't know much about her except that she was blatantly checking me out with very warm and innocent eyes and responded positively to a compliment.

I'm hoping she can help me name my new guitar, that'd be cool.

[IAG]

You are a liar and a thief. FACT. HE BACKED OUT??? How the hell do you live with yourself? Seriously. You even posted how you backed out. Keep your stories straight. Wth.

I don't know where you are eating and drinking, but it's on my dime loser.

P.s. Nice push-up video. Been a while since I've done a push-up, but pretty sure you are supposed to do then bend a tiny bit at the elbows.

[stevek173]

Yeah that's a shoulder thing for volleyball thanks for the advice though . I bang over 200 on bench press so I don't focus on that with pushups.I hit 104 on my last set today and did calves hard so good pull. It's nice to hit tripile digits.

GO PRO.
I'm clearly neither just waiting on the PRESENT/FUTURE arrangement with FW that he will NOT back out of.

All good as usual if you do just that.
Thank you.

[IAG]

I'll "GO PRO" and Post up with a sponsor book WHEN you pay me back thief.

[RockBottom]

Back to point of thread I admit I do like this girl whom I'm not even sure is half my age, definitely very legal though. I don't know much about her except that she was blatantly checking me out with very warm and innocent eyes and responded positively to a compliment.

I'm hoping she can help me name my new guitar, that'd be cool.

You're not hooking up with anyone half your age, just stop.

The PRO move is you paying IAG $400.

[RockBottom]

Yeah that's a shoulder thing for volleyball thanks for the advice though . I bang over 200 on bench press so I don't focus on that with pushups.I hit 104 on my last set today and did calves hard so good pull. It's nice to hit tripile digits.

GO PRO.
I'm clearly neither just waiting on the PRESENT/FUTURE arrangement with FW that he will NOT back out of.

All good as usual if you do just that.
Thank you.

I saw you do push-ups. The only 200 you do are the 200 calories in a large Guinness. Actually you are one of the biggest pussies I've ever seen on youtube

[RockBottom]

Bacon/eggs/steve 173-174 where are you, you pussy? Must be Xmas shopping for a waitress who was forced to smile at you when serving you a white-trash yuenglings. Yeah, she likes you.

SALUD

[RockBottom]

Kings of Leon, soon to be at a Mississippi casino near you.

Oh CALIB.

[The Kraken]

You're not hooking up with anyone half your age, just stop.

The PRO move is you paying IAG $400.

IAG with the mic drop

no thread steve creates will go without numerous mentions of this epic stuff job, unitl it gets paid

[stevek173]

Thank you for a reminder on that hair stylist, IAG. I have to see her again - she is good. Actually I like them both a lot.

There is a girl at a local business that cracks me up actually. Gorgeous, and loves to f*ck with me. I come in there looking my best and she goes all "oh, look at trouble over here". I go in and buy some stuff then come back in because I realize I forgot something and she goes off all quiet so only I can hear "what the penetrate are you penetrating doing in here? You were just penetrating here in case you penetrating remember". "DUI huh?" then I say "over the limit, under arrest" then her "looks like you're gonna be their poster boy". Super quick. I wanted to burst out laughing, I love it when gorgeous women go off on me and always laugh about it later. Vent on me baby, what ever makes you feel great. I'm only here to remind you that you are lovely because I appreciate the fact that you exist, and I am here to make you happy however I can and to protect you.

She might end up going to KOL with me and that would be a great time.

[Auto Donk]

Thank you for a reminder on that hair stylist, IAG. I have to see her again - she is good. Actually I like them both a lot.

There is a girl at a local business that cracks me up actually. Gorgeous, and loves to f*ck with me. I come in there looking my best and she goes all "oh, look at trouble over here". I go in and buy some stuff then come back in because I realize I forgot something and she goes off all quiet so only I can hear "what the penetrate are you penetrating doing in here? You were just penetrating here in case you penetrating remember". "DUI huh?" then I say "over the limit, under arrest" then her "looks like you're gonna be their poster boy". Super quick. I wanted to burst out laughing, I love it when gorgeous women go off on me and always laugh about it later. Vent on me baby, what ever makes you feel great. I'm only here to remind you that you are lovely because I appreciate the fact that you exist, and I am here to make you happy however I can and to protect you.

She might end up going to KOL with me and that would be a great time.

what the fuk are you buying, and forgetting to buy, at a f'n massage parlor?

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

I am so fuccking confused as to what is going on here.

[stevek173]

Let me know when you're up we can talk about it in person and meet women, I'll bring the new axer and they always love it when I do that.