He has to be trolling.
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You going pro or what? Then I'll respect your opinion. Give to charity. They deserve it.
You have the points.
Shut up you greedy jerkoff.
I give to bums and others all the time.
Your energy is pathetic.Comment -
Lol and that actually tried to hang with me.
Buy in chump or don't talk again here. I won't bother you anywhere else, but yeah - pretty weak "Jayfly". Or it doesn't work.
And it's just that simple.
Do you need a pair of sunglasses?
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Kid's mouthing off and won't pay up for little for charity. We take care of each other. No thanks.
He won't or can't.Comment -
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So literally.
got killed for the fiterally. Hospital bills no one knows what to do what the fuk.
you die, you live, You die, you vibe. For. Real. I do it back but somehow, how is he stronger? Something must be wronger. Maybe I was good there and wonder about this? Maybe I don't.
Who's to say anyway. Sometimes I'm like the weather never goes away. so. do whatever.
You're a whore. I only want more.
Whatever.
Leverage. Featherage,
In a cage. With sage. Rice. Got a new rice cooker.
Likes warm like the latest hooker, I'm sure Auto would.
So whatever that was clever. Shut the penetrate up man.
But chicken breast in a pan, that works.
You fatties and your penetrating dorks shut the penetrate up. I'm a penetrate up. But you are more.
Giver her more. They're always so beautiful. Yes sometimes I want to but I don't. I just try to feel better forthose kids. kids. We're all ids. Idiots. For the l.i idiots. Forever. But I never hate kids.
But maybe I saw something else.
But I don';t know when I was not tooo broken maybe I looked and I cook. Ed. Chicken for them?
Is that family?
I completely died. Everyone did. But I came back unreal.
Sealed it up. Now I'm concerned family is dying and that's rough.
So tough. En it up.
Try not to cough up. Die. Live. Die. Live.It's was only the pills right? So everyone chill. It just fukkin hurt.
But I don't believe in crackkids, I don't. And I won't. Cause then you're boned and and yeah one of that. You're splat on bullshit.As usual. penetrate that that gave me a second.
Who'se to fool no one. Straight truth as usual. Then you get nailed. Like another garbage pail and You go to jail. So does your Father. So does your Mother. Did they have another Mother?
Crack - you can't be serious.
Millies crush you in your lame jenius. Us. Genuis.
You thought you had game? Kentucky. What the Ucky. Throw it at me I ain't afraid. I'd be glad to know I'm done and y'all got ****** the penetrate up.
But it got there.Where? Everywhere. Who cares. Yes, they sayt's real pain. Learning to hold it. I fold it. Because I don't really carry. I just God Damn worry because I just penetrating worry. I do. I want for them warmth, comfort. Not Trying to.
Friends. Must be the ends. Fo ward.
Me.
I say it's good.
I like good. I like steak dinners.
That's a good wire.
It annoys me, yes, not only bi-po but schitzo a little too. And yes I to it with alcohol. So what's a mal oh whore?
I call that a chore in a whole.
A Mole but who knows?
Who grows.
Sometimes I cannot explain my pain. My parents are actually penetrating dying? I saw it.There's no froth to it.I just cry for that. There's not filth to clean up for that. I'm like Splat. And I very slowly slide down a wall. And I"m like, sometihng we wont say
But who's to say. So it goes on anyway. No matter what I would fight like hell for them. Ring a bell for them. Say farewell to them. That would take awhile. Like a child. That;s never been born. Lezbo porn. Corn. Torn. The penetrate I am. So I should stop.
He keeps and (very arguably) sinning?
I think that's good.
And so. Sho
ould.
We.
Is that a flow.
Idk. whatever.
It's alright.
I'm weak as hell. Somehow a squeak in a little bit of time won't ring a bell.
Oh well.
I'd say corny. But so is a bi*ch. You're still horny? Thought you had snobs?
Crops.
Go pick them.
We'll find someone better. Make sure to eat the fertilzer because before you find. Her again.
There's rain.
Oh no, it's time again.
But I like plains might go out west.
For the best.
But I dunno.
Been alright here. Got another beer?Comment -
I think Stevie needs a big ass drink, or five....Comment -
Auto that's tru right now.
But these idiots brought it on themselves.Comment -
Stevek how long since you slept more than 3 hours?
Do you talk or see person or things others can't?Comment -
Steve that hooker WAS NOT DEAD YET. What are you doing????Comment -
LMAO dude is going to be dead in a year if he keeps rollin like this and he is worried about what I do with my time and $ with regards to charities.Comment -
You still didn't go pro. I don't get it, sorry.Comment -
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You've seen me talk about her in other threads, the girl from the concert that I made out with multiple times. Goddess....I don't know if she faded or not, I'll wait and find out and if so I won't be angry at all I'll only want the best for you.
She's a genius with a camera too, I didn't even know the word beautiful was in the he background until she sent this to me.
Ladies and gents - meet Melissa.
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that is a Goddess?
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She looks bat-shit crazy like most of the others..........just stare at those eyes for a bit......you're getting sleepy, very sleepy.Comment -
I like it. She has a very good real life job and she knows how powerful my team is so she wouldn't fuk my shit up. She feels fukkin great. Extremely powerful mentally and will keep my crazy ass in line if we happen, that's the kind of girl I need because I can be a 40 year old boy sometimes with some of my drunk decisions sometimes and when you're headed back to real estate hard that won't work anymore and oh yes, she swings too.
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There's another local one though. Straight ten. Knockout. Much younger. She's thrown a few lines at me and she's amazing. Don't know her name yet.
Her: it's so hot out here.
I know now she said that because she probably wants the little pink portable fan I was saving for Melissa.
But next time I'm holding the door open for her.
Her: Oh, hello, again.
Yeah that's a tough one. Model hot on two different looks now and I think she's looking to slay me. She undressed me with her eyes hard and I was wearing my Karch Karily type pink shorts. She says I like pink. I said "I do too. That's why I have pink shades." I was actually wearing black ones and forgot because I was on at least 20 beers but she knows I wear nice pink ones all the time. She chuckled pretty hard at that.
I don't know man.
I just don't know.
I could put a baby into that in 30 seconds flat but I'm saving myself in case I hear from Melissa. I don't see this one backing down easily at all.
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Daner I'd rawdog that shit so hard if Melissa's gone.
I DON'T FUKKIN CARE
Oh I'm stuck with you in my life? YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME IN YOUR FINE ASS LIFE.
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She's better than a cup of coffeeComment -
I like the ones with the rifles, they look fukkin pissed, especially back left.
Let's fuk some shit up babies.
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Alright so my position is this.
If you're a dude and you're not the law or a teammate I'm just not going to care what you have to say. Threaten to kill me. I've been dead. It was not that bad, except for the meds. Threaten me with pain. When I grew up we jumped off cliffs for fun until I broke my wrist. Then a volleyball pole fell on my head. Then something else happened. I almost got hit by two cars today. In that 4 seconds some funny ass dude comes flying by and goes "uhhhh". I laughed my fukkin ass off. I go the the strip to get slapped around by hotties.
However if you're a babe I can't do anything back I can't because I appreciate your path. The world is tough. Thank you for giving me something to take my mind off the pain by looking so beautiful. So, what I could use is this to be honest. Beautiful women to lose it on me if I'm out of line. We don't have to hook up, it's ok. Hey man, how's it going. How's the place? When was the last time you've been to the gym, yeah not lately champ. When was the last time you're done your push ups. Yeah, not lately. How's music? How many songs have you completed this week? Tell me a funny joke. Ok, that was kind of funny but you also told us that one last week. So hmm let me think. What HAVE you been doing. You're on 8 beers? That's fine. Sure it's not 28, champ? You sure? When was the last time you were on the treadmill? Your beard is getting out of line. So, what the penetrate. Yeah I get it, music's fun, and so is beer. You can drink 8 instead of 40 and your fuckin teacher told you ONE before seeing her. The fuckin stripper said to slow the penetrate down. Oh, 40 beers? You fuckin idiot lush. It's fukkin Tuesday and you have shit to do. Read. Write. Exercise. Eat right. Drink all you want over the WEEKEND like normal FUCKIN people. You FUCKIN LUSH. A few for the shakes? Understandable. That doesn't mean 60 in 2 days, am I making myself clear? Did you talk shit to anyone today? Yesterday? The day before? Who. Why. STOP. Just penetrating. STOP. Your car looks like shit. Ever heard of, let me think. CLEANING? How many Gatorade containers can one dude have in one car? Oh you've been getting smashed and playing with your guitars? That's your excuse. Yeah that's fun and all but you AREN'T U2 or even close. Did you think you were U2? Did you confuse your self with the Kings of Leon? Beck? Gary Clark Jr.? Jack White? Wait let me think about what the difference is between you and them. It's really confusing. Yep, got it. They're all MILLIONAIRES and you AREN'T. Did you read that book yet? How about that one. How about that one. Of course not you penetrating LUSH.
Get your fuckin shit together man. Douche.
Or fuk you.
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Man the girls are all slamming their doors. Cat's out of the bag. This is the funniest penetrating thing. I wonder if I'll get tied up and pistol whipped.
Sorry ladies I know what I want but still, keep my ass in line.Comment -
Now that word will be out that I'm available I have this funny feeling I'm going to be passed around like the whore that I am.
Be sneaky. Think you're scaring me. Throw me in a car and tie me up and just abuse me. Just make sure I get home safe covered in whatever you feel like happening. A walk of shame means nothing to me. I am here for you to decorate. I am your decoration. Make me crawl out of skin with desire then explode. Gag me with underwear. Blindfold me with bras. Smooch me. Slap me. Scratch me. Sit on my face. Scream at me and shove my face and dick where you want it. See how much I got. You're mad at the world sometimes. Take it out on me. Whisper the nastiest things and how it's going to be in my ear. Let's see what you got.
I will be so good to you if I get the chance.
Come the penetrate at me hotties.
It's time.Comment
