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I was wrong about that online one being gone. She just didn't have a pic for a bit and since I'm a lush I got confused. Here's her new look:
I sent "stunning new picture, just stunning".
She'll get back to me when she's good and ready because she pro.
Here's the pic she had before that:
Uh, yeah. I'm gonna go ahead and get back to the gym tomorrow.
Can I get her and the local one to make out?
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Lol right. She's amazing and a surefire pro killer. She's sill doing the pro kill on me and it's intoxicating. She's a strong as heck tiger and I am my liver sitting in a field as she circles it, very slowly.
Love it.
I hope we tangle, it could be legendary.
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so is your face
Boys we have a date at a dive bar with a another one. Very sweet girl. A little bigger, but we click on some movies and a ton of music. She's thrilled my lame ass will hang out with her. She's gonna get me fubarred at the dive. Will try for a 173 tittie pic for you.Comment -
This b*tch.
We go at it for like a week, didn't meet but serious texting, got eachother off a couple times cybering. She ends up insisting I go completely dry. I'm like fine because I had a nasty hangover. Then I'm like penetrate this so I go to a local casino to play and get a little blotto. I text her that that's what I'm doing. She instantly goes crazy on me "you're a liar, you're a piece of shit" you're this you're that. I'm in the middle of a crazy action table while being dumped by this trashy bitch. I'm glad though because at the end since I like some Mac Miller and other rap too sometimes she drops a "you're a wannabe n*****" right before blocking me. I get along with pretty much everyone if they're respectful but yeah racism - no thanks.
You know what bitch? You didn't want me to share your sweet farmer's tan
with anyone.
Boys, here they are.
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She has a little sunburn going on there.Comment -
Yes she does. And a severe case of trashy racism.Comment -
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True
Strip the other night slappin me, then rips her bra off so fast and blindfolds me with it, shoving my head against the wall with it in half a second. Then takes my legs rips them open goes "spread your legs boy!" and rides reverse doggy.
I can only imagine what she's like in real life, I bet she has insane attitude. I would LOVE to be hitting that on the reg.Comment -
let me inject some actual hot babes I banged into this thread, so we can all get the vision of that fat fuk at the sbr funtion out of our mind..... holy shit that fukker was disgusting.....
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Wow nice work Donker.Comment -
This thread is a little depressing.Comment -
It'll get there Mo but I keep it real.
Since I keep it real no matter good or bad I will tell you what happened with local girl. Honestly I don't know if she's even half my age and I don't care. She's gorgeous. So, things got crazy. I bought a table, chairs and a guitar stool and was having them delivered. Then I ordered delivery beer. The beer guy came over and I forgot my keys so I was literally locked outside of my apartment couple with two cases of beer, no keys or wallet. I buzz every apartment. Well guess who comes flying out to help - the local girl I told you about. She lets me in and I'm like thank you so much and she's like you're welcome, enjoy your beer. So I go upstairs and think about it and I'm like dude you never miss a shot. So I knock on her door and she comes flying to the door. I say "I never miss a shot so in case you ever want to enjoy a couple of those beers with me let me know." She says with a big smile "awe, that's sweet - thank you" I say "you're welcome" and walk away. Either way it's cool, she really saved my ass and I took my shot, that's what I do in every area of life. Friends? that's cool.
We had another online one line up now too. She was lined up before I got serious with the racist girl and deleted my profile, and now she's back again. No date yet but it'll get there. She's also in a little over her head with me and those are a good starting point. Depressing? I understand but I don't care what you think. Life is a numbers game, eventually with enough shots you hit.Comment -
I don't know though I heard her sprint to the door and I came back to offer her beer not 2 minutes later and I was like is she going to slam into the door or what? I don't think I'm dead with here. When I closed our last conversation with "baby, I don't think I need luck anymore" she burst out giggling and ran inside.
Then she saved my ass today. I'm not pushy it's on her but for some reason I don't think I'm dead here. But it's on her.Comment -
It saddens me to think that of all the crazies on POF, Steve could be leading the way.
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Every time this thread is updated I get scared to look to see what's next.Comment -
I'm currently closing down possibly the best bar in Philly just to prove a point.
No strip.
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I think one of the girls might be gone. She's deeply cool but that bar the other night led me to a total bender and I just looked at my phone, I said a bunch of ridiculous stuff to her and she got confused. I was in drunk wannabe musician mode.
Me:I think you're cool now. Sorry she went racist. No thanks. Like everyone a font is a joke.
Her: Huh?
Me: Racism is actually fear.
Her: I don't know what you're talking about.
Me: Do you?
Her: Do I what? This is frustrating.
Me: Isn't it.
Me: You're clearly beautiful why would you ever be frustrated.
Have to buy harmonicas today so I can hook the bums up.
I have to buy harmonicas today so I can hook the bums up.
No answer.
Whatever.
Dive bar girl is still on though. I'm throwing my wallet in the trunk for that.Comment -
Have to buy harmonicas today so I can hook the bums up right.Comment -
Harmonicas didn't happen I got trashed instead.
Time and place confirmed for tomorrow with dive bar girl.
Boys, I'm going in.
Let's see waddup.Comment -
I just spoke to dive bar girl a bit because my parents are in bad health, it's true that upsets me I don't know that or what to do.I just don't. Raw hurt, to the bone. I don't know that. I almost can't handle it. I think I can then I break down again.
She's incredibly cool and only wants to know if I'm ready to hang out.
Boys,
I go. Tomorrow.
Not seeing anything wrong with her, she cares and I'm so bent, I cannot see them like that. I just. penetrating can't. penetrate.
Her only question is am I doing alright. She rolled with all the little jabs until then, I never throw haymakers at pretties.
That was an incredibly sweet voice and I didn't call I asked her to call me and she did immediately. I could never be a dick to that, ever.
.Wow, I'm a little bent and being slayed right now.
It'll be good.
Girl, let's get warm.
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I just tteted her while I think she's trying to sleep "go bluff yourself.".
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penetrate, that place and those girls are going to be fast as hell.Comment -
Got put off for a bit because it's only because I started it. I was thinking about my parents and I was trying to zone in for this Labor Day poker run and I was like no new girl - not right now so I was like let's try it in a week. That really upset her but after being upset she came back, called like I said only showed caring and then this morning I wake up to her saying why don't we try it in a week. I'd say wtf but I know exactly wtf. She knows how hard I am and if I throw a jab she will punch right back.
I like it.
I forgot all about that late night go bluff yourself text when she was trying to sleep. I think this could have something to do with that. I just said it to her again.Comment -
Should we send an ambulance or something to this guys house? I mean he is either an epic troll or, more likely, he is in need of some serious help asap.Comment -
I only shoot straight, that's all. And real life cool people enjoy the penetrate out of it Jay. Not appreciated from someone as cool as yourself, but I get it. Too much for you. Some people enjoy it and it's for them I like to share and provide for my homies. So don't click. All good man.
This girl is done. It got to from her saying "this is not normal" and I thought she was being funny like last night. She says "yeah but the gibberish is a bit much", I thought she was playing when she asked what kind of drugs I'm on and said I only smoke crayons and that was too much for her, so I don't think it'll work. My aspiring Tosh/CK shit cracks the actual in person hotties up and if it doesn't hit her right then yeah girl, like I said - normal's boring. She does that in person down the line, I dump her in person, look up and I'm at the dive bar surrounded by her friends as she bursts out crying. No.
Moving on to the next case. She can't hang deep enough, I think she's too big and our lives are different.
I ain't puttin a kid in that.
I am faithful if it clicks but if don't click, you're out. Let's watch an old episode of Dallas and listen to some country until we fall asleep. No thanks, though I respect you.
The truth is if an actual hottie said that too me I'd respect it. So she's not hot enough.
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Steve, how long do these episodes of yours usually last?
I'm glad this is all being stored and detailed here. I think you'll get a kick out of it once you snap back into reality.
Take care, man.
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ITS ALL REAL.
But I did break it off with that one tonight and I kind of liked her so I do think it's the strip tomorrow night. They know how to sew that up.
Plenty of fish in the sea.
Poster The Giant, do you want to hang out with me tonight?
We can get blasted and run around town breaking peoples curb trash, screaming and saying whacked out things to beautiful women.Comment
